FabSwingers.com forum: Best and worse chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hey there people, I wanted to fun with this and ask everyone to share their best and worse chat up lines whether on your for the site. The most cheesiest one I get is 'mmmmmmm I fancy a bit of chocolate!!' How original!! Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Nice teeth'. It sounds ok, but it was from a farmer and I had just been reading how they use the state of their animal's teeth to assess health....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaha!! Oh dear me wouldn't know whether to laugh or cry at the comment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Nice teeth'. It sounds ok, but it was from a farmer and I had just been reading how they use the state of their animal's teeth to assess health.... "

PMSL. Can't even start to follow that with any. That is an absolute classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I just shit in my pants... Can I get in yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just shit in my pants... Can I get in yours?

HahahahahHahhah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice dress

It'll look Better on my bedroom floor!!!

How's that for cheese??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat you've pulled!!

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By *eithoWoman
over a year ago

Chatham

Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.

Ha! I quite like that one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has daddy found his girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl to Ron "You smell like chocolate, Do you taste like chocolate to?"

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By *_and_k_staffsCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Excuse me, does this tissue smell like chloroform to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have your number? My mate wants to know where to find me in the morning....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to be my sub

Absolute turn off every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your number? My mate wants to know where to find me in the morning...."

I find that funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who asks if I will be their mummy in a role play setting

My biggest ever turn off.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Other people from Stoke will understand this....

"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B. did you know by the end of the night there are going to be only seven planets.

G. Why?

B. because if all goes well I'm going to destroy Uranus .

B=boy

G=girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other people from Stoke will understand this....

"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"

As anyone ever told you you have nice tits lol

Joke I read your profile

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"Other people from Stoke will understand this....

"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"

As anyone ever told you you have nice tits lol

Joke I read your profile"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other people from Stoke will understand this....

"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"

As anyone ever told you you have nice tits lol

Joke I read your profile

Missy why can't you live in preston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other people from Stoke will understand this....

"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"

As will people from crewe. Bloody clayheads!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"Other people from Stoke will understand this....

"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"

As will people from crewe. Bloody clayheads!"

Oi, behave yourself and tidy your room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised or not?

Classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other people from Stoke will understand this....

"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"

As will people from crewe. Bloody clayheads!

Oi, behave yourself and tidy your room!

Ouch low blow!!

Photoshop crop tonight lmao

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"Other people from Stoke will understand this....

"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"

As will people from crewe. Bloody clayheads!

Oi, behave yourself and tidy your room!

Ouch low blow!!

Photoshop crop tonight lmao

Hehe...instead of wasting time cropping photos....tidy your room and take some more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other people from Stoke will understand this....

"Will you suck my cock if I wrap it in an oatcake?"

As will people from crewe. Bloody clayheads!

Oi, behave yourself and tidy your room!

Ouch low blow!!

Photoshop crop tonight lmao

Hehe...instead of wasting time cropping photos....tidy your room and take some more!

As you asked so nicely

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