FabSwingers.com forum: Pussy lips trimmed

By *aneandpaul OP Couple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Had a friend whos pussy lips hung like bacon out of a barm cake she had a small op on them the day after she was given £200 from Fred on the burns unit for his knew ears

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Fred must have been a happy customer then

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By *aneandpaul OP Couple
over a year ago

cleveleys

"Had a friend whos pussy lips hung like bacon out of a barm cake she had a small op on them the day after she was given £200 from Fred on the burns unit for his knew ears"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one who is confused.

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By *ornyharry39Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper chuckling to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old but good

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Out of the box of filthy Christmas crackers that one...

Now there's a marketing idea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooo old but funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fred will regret it after his first taste of ear thrush!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

So do his ears hang low do wobble too and frow, can he tie............

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Classic!!

Chuckletastic!!

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By *aneandpaul OP Couple
over a year ago

cleveleys

"Had a friend whos pussy lips hung like bacon out of a barm cake she had a small op on them the day after she was given £200 from Fred on the burns unit for his knew ears"

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By *hagulikeMan
over a year ago

Essex

Did his new ear come pierced?

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By *hagulikeMan
over a year ago

Essex

When Fred is excited does he have a moist ear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much confusion here

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Does a bit of punctuation help you bobhands ?

Had a friend whos pussy lips hung like bacon out of a barm cake. She had a small op on them. The day after she was given £200 from Fred on the burns unit for his new ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got it now....slow moment!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was just about to say, a bit of punctuation goes a long way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that's not earwax dribbling down his lugs then?

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By *achnrandyCouple
over a year ago

Ascot

I heard it as a lady wakes up from an op to reduce her flaps and awoke to three red roses,on her pillow. She asks the dr who are the three roses from well says the dr, one is from me as you are a model patient, one is from ur husband as he loves you so very much, and who is the third one from she asked, oh that is from Jonnie in the burns ward he said thank you for the new ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me when to laugh!

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