FabSwingers.com forum: boring.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone start some good random threads...SO frickin bored of the same blahs...

Do you women like length or girth

Do you women like guys with beards

Do you women like tattoos on men

How's my profile...

Etc..etc..

Can we all endeavour to ask something new...pleaaaase...

Let's strive to challenge and educate each other...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do men like women with bits that wobble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong to................ ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...shhh....I'm watching ghost on film 4..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Does thinking chocolate is better than sex at this particular time mean ive been doing it wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why am I never satisfied

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

"Why am I never satisfied"

I know right!! Why can you only get selection boxes at christmas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are there buttons on suit sleeves.

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By *arewithmeMan
over a year ago

Craven Arms

Chicken or the egg ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would the world be a better place without cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do we know we all see the same colours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you rather fight 10 rabbit sized elephants or 1 elephant sized rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the meaning of life ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are chicken crisps suitable for vegetarians?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are chicken crisps suitable for vegetarians?"

They aren't any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crisp sandwich, right or wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are chicken crisps suitable for vegetarians?

They aren't any more

Not sure if that's good or bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do we know we all see the same colours"

That's some deep shiz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can God make a rock so heavy even he can't lift it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can God make a rock so heavy even he can't lift it?"

Yes. Deities don't have to make sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do packets of peanuts carry the warning "may contain nuts"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange juice- with bits or without?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orange juice- with bits or without?"

With.

Although watched Rip Off Britain a few weeks ago and they were saying pasteurised OJ actually contains more vitamins and slightly less sugar. Fresh tastes better, obviously, but it's also much more expensive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orange juice- with bits or without?"

Bits of what?????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glamping or camping x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orange juice- with bits or without?

Bits of what?????????????

The pulp I presume!! You can get smooth orange juice or juice with bits in.

Also from concentrate or not from concentrate.

So much choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do packets of peanuts carry the warning "may contain nuts"?"

Cos peanuts aren't nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would the world be a better place without cheese "

No it would be a hellish place where Branston pickle lives a desperate and lonely existence as people stare bemused at their onion flavoured crisps.

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By *entbriMan
over a year ago

medway

Bacon sandwich ! Red or brown sauce ?

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

If I've broken 6 of the 10 commandments does that make me a bad person even though I don't believe in God

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By *rish BeastMan
over a year ago

Ellesmere port

Being stuck in a lift with a wounded badger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sandwich ! Red or brown sauce ? "

Neither!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, it's boring

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By *entbriMan
over a year ago

medway

Has to be brown for me lol !!

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Do men like women with bits that wobble?"

Nope

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Is it wrong to................ ?"

Eat raw potato?

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"...shhh....I'm watching ghost on film 4.."

He's behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why in Sci Fi films,the spaceships are always round the same way,theres no gravity,so they could have 2 ships upside down lol

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

We will never know as we have to assume that he can't chuck wood?

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Does thinking chocolate is better than sex at this particular time mean ive been doing it wrong?"

Yes

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Why am I never satisfied"

Never met me

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"How do we know we all see the same colours"

Doesn't matter as long as there is colour in our life

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Would you rather fight 10 rabbit sized elephants or 1 elephant sized rabbit"

10 rabbit sized elephants

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"What is the meaning of life ? "

Fucked if I know

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Crisp sandwich, right or wrong?"

Right

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Can God make a rock so heavy even he can't lift it?"

Which God?

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Orange juice- with bits or without?"

With

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Glamping or camping x "

Camping

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"If I've broken 6 of the 10 commandments does that make me a bad person even though I don't believe in God "

Poor show, come back to us when u have broken all 10

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

My work is done. Night xx

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

"If I've broken 6 of the 10 commandments does that make me a bad person even though I don't believe in God

Poor show, come back to us when u have broken all 10"

I'd have to say no to the full 10 not the killing type but I'll go for 8 maybe

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Why are there buttons on suit sleeves."

A style started by the Royal Navy to stop seamen using their sleeve's to wipe their noses. This isn't a wind up, it's quite true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't I have it all?

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Why can't we have Saturday & Sunday as our week days, have Mon-fri as the weekend but still get paid the same as a 5 day week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't we have Saturday & Sunday as our week days, have Mon-fri as the weekend but still get paid the same as a 5 day week?"

If it weren't for the bloody union I'd be working a 3 on 4 off shift pattern now for more money too

Just imagine working less days than you have off each week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do some people on benefits get to go away on holiday twice a year but I only get to go the once even though I have a full time and a part time job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do some people on benefits get to go away on holiday twice a year but I only get to go the once even though I have a full time and a part time job?"

Because you do not have a vagina

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Why does my cat come inside to have a dump when she's been outside all day?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crisp sandwich, right or wrong?"

So bloody right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why couldn't I be born - hair free (apart from on my head)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't want to be apart from my head,it's my best feature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being stuck in a lift with a wounded badger?"

A skunk would be worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do some people on benefits get to go away on holiday twice a year but I only get to go the once even though I have a full time and a part time job?

Because you do not have a vagina

So only women are on benefits and only women go on holiday twice a year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do some people on benefits get to go away on holiday twice a year but I only get to go the once even though I have a full time and a part time job?"

Sickness benefit. I wondered how the fuck my next door neighbour managed to go on honeymoon to egypt after her and her fella had been unemployed for years. Turns out they have a hidden disability so claim benefits for that. It's hundreds a lot a week.

Genuinely disabled people need that money though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do some people on benefits get to go away on holiday twice a year but I only get to go the once even though I have a full time and a part time job?

Genuinely disabled people need that money though."

Just cos you don't see the disability, doesn't mean it is not there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you feed hens scrambled eggs is it cannibalism

My bro does this n I think its wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do some people on benefits get to go away on holiday twice a year but I only get to go the once even though I have a full time and a part time job?

Genuinely disabled people need that money though.

Just cos you don't see the disability, doesn't mean it is not there."

Never said it wasn't. Just saying that's how i didn't know they were on disability money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do some people on benefits get to go away on holiday twice a year but I only get to go the once even though I have a full time and a part time job?

Genuinely disabled people need that money though.

Just cos you don't see the disability, doesn't mean it is not there.

Never said it wasn't. Just saying that's how i didn't know they were on disability money."

I had all my benefits taken off me because someone at the dwp told me I could work 100hrs a week so I did n told them then someone else at the dwp said it was fauls info I now manage on cb ctc and my hub wages of approx 6 grand a year as a taxi driver

Benefits system sucks

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Would you rather fight 10 rabbit sized elephants or 1 elephant sized rabbit"

That really made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do some people on benefits get to go away on holiday twice a year but I only get to go the once even though I have a full time and a part time job?

Genuinely disabled people need that money though.

Just cos you don't see the disability, doesn't mean it is not there.

Never said it wasn't. Just saying that's how i didn't know they were on disability money.

Benefits system sucks"

Yeah it's a pile of poo.

She's getting disability money and working part time from home, you can work but i guess they just use any excuse to take people off it now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do some people on benefits get to go away on holiday twice a year but I only get to go the once even though I have a full time and a part time job?

Genuinely disabled people need that money though.

Just cos you don't see the disability, doesn't mean it is not there.

Never said it wasn't. Just saying that's how i didn't know they were on disability money.

Benefits system sucks

Yeah it's a pile of poo.

She's getting disability money and working part time from home, you can work but i guess they just use any excuse to take people off it now?"

The excuse I got was they have changed from moneys earnt to hrs worked so cos my hub works every hr god sends to eearner pittance we should have enough to live on

Yea we do survive but holiday no chance days out no chance new things for the house no chance

We drink that's our luxury

£2 a fpur pk for him

£2.50 a bottle of wine for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And seeing as disability benefit was brought out to help disabled peole into work and society idk how they can justify these cuts to them. Ooh wish i hadn't gt started on this now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do some people on benefits get to go away on holiday twice a year but I only get to go the once even though I have a full time and a part time job?

Genuinely disabled people need that money though.

Just cos you don't see the disability, doesn't mean it is not there.

Never said it wasn't. Just saying that's how i didn't know they were on disability money.

Benefits system sucks

Yeah it's a pile of poo.

She's getting disability money and working part time from home, you can work but i guess they just use any excuse to take people off it now?

The excuse I got was they have changed from moneys earnt to hrs worked so cos my hub works every hr god sends to eearner pittance we should have enough to live on

Yea we do survive but holiday no chance days out no chance new things for the house no chance

We drink that's our luxury

£2 a fpur pk for him

£2.50 a bottle of wine for me "

You should appeal the decision, i don't think they charge for appeals yet but they are going to some day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do some people on benefits get to go away on holiday twice a year but I only get to go the once even though I have a full time and a part time job?

Genuinely disabled people need that money though.

Just cos you don't see the disability, doesn't mean it is not there.

Never said it wasn't. Just saying that's how i didn't know they were on disability money.

Benefits system sucks

Yeah it's a pile of poo.

She's getting disability money and working part time from home, you can work but i guess they just use any excuse to take people off it now?

The excuse I got was they have changed from moneys earnt to hrs worked so cos my hub works every hr god sends to eearner pittance we should have enough to live on

Yea we do survive but holiday no chance days out no chance new things for the house no chance

We drink that's our luxury

£2 a fpur pk for him

£2.50 a bottle of wine for me

You should appeal the decision, i don't think they charge for appeals yet but they are going to some day."

We have appealed they said get a better payed job easy for them i no of someone who works there and gets every benefit for his son who has autism

Yes he should get that money but I often think I bet the money don't all go on his son

And when I see him park in a disabled space n the kid ain't with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have appealed they said get a better payed job easy for them i no of someone who works there and gets every benefit for his son who has autism

Yes he should get that money but I often think I bet the money don't all go on his son

And when I see him park in a disabled space n the kid ain't with him"

Getting a better paid job doesn't stop you from being disabled!?!

God the appeals system sounds cruddy as well. My sister took years of appeals to get disability benefits, her daughter had to take a lot of time of school to take her to hospital appointments when all my sister needed was to be classed as disabled and become entitled to extra help to get there herself. She has lost use of her legs and became double incontinent after having an operation on her discs in her back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have appealed they said get a better payed job easy for them i no of someone who works there and gets every benefit for his son who has autism

Yes he should get that money but I often think I bet the money don't all go on his son

And when I see him park in a disabled space n the kid ain't with him

Getting a better paid job doesn't stop you from being disabled!?!

That's terrible I'm glad she got there in the end

I've applied for a few jobs recently but not got anywhere cos I'm honest about having social anxiety I'm stable now tho so I'm going to start applying again but wot then we will lose tax credit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have appealed they said get a better payed job easy for them i no of someone who works there and gets every benefit for his son who has autism

Yes he should get that money but I often think I bet the money don't all go on his son

And when I see him park in a disabled space n the kid ain't with him

Getting a better paid job doesn't stop you from being disabled!?!

That's terrible I'm glad she got there in the end

I've applied for a few jobs recently but not got anywhere cos I'm honest about having social anxiety I'm stable now tho so I'm going to start applying again but wot then we will lose tax credit "

Yeah i never understood how she didn't become entitled to that help straight away.

I'm doing sex stuff for money. It's shit tbh but better than nothing and i'm hoping to find someone who'll put me through university so i can get a decent job doing something i'll enjoy. Hope you find something really good and feel able to work, there's not a lot out there round here apart from workfare and volunteering, hope it's better where you are.

You can get working tax credits but if they already cut them then i doubt you'll be entitled to anything, shit isn't it. Dunno why we're expected to give up our lives for this crap.

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