FabSwingers.com forum: THEM NEXT DOOR!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We really really got my Mrs last night, and had her making lots of noises, after about 2 hours the bed sounded like it needed oiling and we think our neighbours are onto us.

Last week we decided to stay down stairs, we have a matress in the front room (just moved and ordered a new sofa/comes next saturday thank god)

Anyway, we think the pizza guy saw us then because when our friend had left we found a menu pushed threw the door and our curtains have a gap if you come to the door (we did not think did we)

every had that feeling where you feel like putting a bag on your head when you leave the house?

We have only lived hear 5 weeks, it's a really nice area, but it's full of nosey parkers.

Anyone else got Nosey Neighbours and Pizza guys delivering menus after dark?

There onto us, i'd ask them to join us but there 80, Pizza guys welcome though she says!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol we have the same prob when ever we get visitors after dark

the ol nets start a twitching so we know they are haveing a good ol nose

then the next time they see us again they give us some right strange looks

did think of inviting a few over just to quench their curiosity lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We really really got my Mrs last night, and had her making lots of noises, after about 2 hours the bed sounded like it needed oiling and we think our neighbours are onto us.

Last week we decided to stay down stairs, we have a matress in the front room (just moved and ordered a new sofa/comes next saturday thank god)

Anyway, we think the pizza guy saw us then because when our friend had left we found a menu pushed threw the door and our curtains have a gap if you come to the door (we did not think did we)

every had that feeling where you feel like putting a bag on your head when you leave the house?

We have only lived hear 5 weeks, it's a really nice area, but it's full of nosey parkers.

Anyone else got Nosey Neighbours and Pizza guys delivering menus after dark?

There onto us, i'd ask them to join us but there 80, Pizza guys welcome though she says!

You say you've only been there 5 weeks,best start as you mean to go on.

Be loud and proud,public floggings and the stocks aren't allowed these days,lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We went to a party late last year, not through fab, just as we were taking a breather whilst others were busy there was a hammering at the door, a neighbour, well actually a neighbours son, he didn't live there but was apparently stating over, he wasn't best pleased and threatened the hosts with the police, with a few added choice words in the matter regarding the party, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We went to a party late last year, not through fab, just as we were taking a breather whilst others were busy there was a hammering at the door, a neighbour, well actually a neighbours son, he didn't live there but was apparently stating over, he wasn't best pleased and threatened the hosts with the police, with a few added choice words in the matter regarding the party, lol.

Jealous little git,lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live at the end of a cul-de-sac and my neighbours are all retired and have nothing to do except watch my comings and goings lol, the lady next door is on oxygen most days but can soon sprint to the window if anyone comes up my drive...I lead a quiet celibate lonely life...at home anyway!

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By *ausagetimeMan
over a year ago

Bury

I've been put off accomodating couples now after next door came round hammering on my door and calling me a sicko.

I wouldn't mind, but we had been ultra quiet after a previous complaint. I can only guess she had a glass pressed against the wall when the girls partner was saying 'cum in her mouth' and 'don't swallow it yet, I want a picture'...!

Still, we had a good night

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

When a neighbour walks up to you in the pub asking to borrow 'that porno DVD with all the Glasgow accents'; how do you tell him it wasn't a DVD?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah we got one in our road and when we have a party people have to pass his house also maybe have to park by his he knows everything about everyone cant walk out house and he is out watchin nosey twat he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must have been lucky when having parties as i didnt really have any trouble at all.

well, accept on one occasion when a woman over the road wanted one of my guests to move his car from HER parking space. ffs, it was a road and not private parking. But next door etc, didnt bat an eyelid. lmao

Reckon they got used to the noise etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We live in a 12 house terraced cul de sac.Our guest/play room is in the attic,the thing is it's also a single skin wall.Next door is the neighbours 18 year old son's bedroom.Bet he's fast running out of wank socks,lol.

However our neighbours know what we get up to and are great.They say if they didn't know better the'd have been tempted to cal the police at times because it sounds like murder being commited,lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pat and I found ourselves having plenty of sex in his garden the other week when the weather was good. Started off sunbathing naked as u do (pics to prove it on profile) and then the urge just took over us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The good thing about having retirement age neighbours is that most of them are in bed at ten sound asleep every night, which meant a fun new years eve party was had. Naked spacehoppering races and flasher races were all conducted under the cloak of darkness, much to amusement of our chatroom friends watching us all on cam! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The good thing about having retirement age neighbours is that most of them are in bed at ten sound asleep every night, which meant a fun new years eve party was had. Naked spacehoppering races and flasher races were all conducted under the cloak of darkness, much to amusement of our chatroom friends watching us all on cam! xxx"

laine that sounds like one amazing new years eve party

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

At one party last April we had some rather vocal ladies here and we had left some of the windows open as it was really warm.

Next day our neighbours asked if our cats were is season again! pmsl

Our attitude is very much live and let live - we don't worry ourselves with anything our neighbours may do, and we don't think it's too much to expect the same courtesy in return. So far we've got it too.

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Ju & Rich

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