FabSwingers.com forum: What puts you off profiles ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

we sometimes get messaged by couples and when I read their profiles it seems they are primarily here to meet single females, with either a very small fraction or nothing at all about meeting couples On their profile which is absolutely fine. But I have to say I find it very off putting

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

any hints of drama, the people who have come and gone a million times..

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Disclaimers and legal warnings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any hints of drama, the people who have come and gone a million times.."

Now that is astute.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Shouty capitals and big ranty lists of do's and dont's......I just think to myself well you like fun people to be around

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A lot of things put me off profiles I'm afraid, too many things to list here but top of that list is aggression.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

" A lot of things put me off profiles I'm afraid, too many things to list here but top of that list is aggression."

Oh and the use of the phrase "I don't bite unless you want me too"

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

penrhiwceiber

BLOCK CAPITAL LETTERS

I SAID NO SINGLE GUYS,SO STOP MESSAGING ME!(put your filter on then retard if you don't want them messaging you)

A LIST OF DEMANDS..AS IF!YOU ARE NOT WORTH THAT MUCH HASSLE YOU UGLY FUCKER.

dickheads who get annoyed with winks!LMAO.

Single guys you message but wont send a face pic,and expect a meet from the look of their cock alone.

CUNTS WITH NO HUMOUR.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

'Lol' at the end of every sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are totally up themselves - "We are soooooo utterly attractive and will only meet other anorexic looking girls because, darling we're fah-by-loss"

SHOUTING

Txt spk

"Married"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whinging or moaning about the site, let's me know they have no success on here and i have an idea why...

nothing but cock pics.

no face or body shots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll fill this in later"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People xx who xx type xx like xx this xx

STOP PUTTING XX EVERYWHERE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we sometimes get messaged by couples and when I read their profiles it seems they are primarily here to meet single females, with either a very small fraction or nothing at all about meeting couples On their profile which is absolutely fine. But I have to say I find it very off putting "

I totally agree with this, I'm just waiting for the righteous brigade to tell you "everyone can use the site how they want" etc...if a single man had posted this I feel it would have been the first few responses...))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/05/15 19:00:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Hundreds of rules

*They want a pic of you but they don't got one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UPPER CASE

too many !!!!

gaping pussy shots(saw one today that looked like a tree trunk)

and

not knowing who replies when talking to a couple!

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By *helsea 22Woman
over a year ago

barnsley

"People who are totally up themselves - "We are soooooo utterly attractive and will only meet other anorexic looking girls because, darling we're fah-by-loss"

SHOUTING

Txt spk

"Married""

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Constant ranty status updates .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me it's a profile that sounds like being on here is a second job to them, and reads like a list of complaints about said job.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Demands such as put xyz in subject line.

Need for face pic.

Profiles that are limited to one line.

We prefer a profile that shows the person has some intelligence and is wanting a meet so that all parties enjoy themselves

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By *irtywildsideMan
over a year ago

Barry

Anyone who doesn't instantly arrange a meet with me after I fire off 100 cut and paste "Hi there nice tits/ass/cock wanna fuck?" Messages

How jolly well inconsiderate of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whingeing

SHOUTING

No humour

Up their own arses

Been up everyone on the sites arses

Has "cock to die for" anywhere on their profile

SydneyUnimotherfuckingversity!Yawn!

21 year old "doms"

Oh it's endless.... I'm a bit whingey myself today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many veris! !!!!! Sluts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massive list of what they don't want, but absolutely nothing about what they do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, bonus points to those profiles that threaten Sydney University with EU laws. Those are pretty great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogance

Self love

Air of righteousness

Rules

Many many things put me off many many profiles...

HOWEVER

it makes the good ones, fantastic and worth seeking out.

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

Text speak, really bad spelling. Godlike complex, high maintenance sounding

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By *eadonistCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ashton under Lyne

One line profiles with nowt but cock shots..

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

shag . ...can you rub your six pack up and down me whilst i ponder 1this ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long list of dos and donts !

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By *eadonistCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ashton under Lyne

Oh oh..

And one line replies to a message meaning a really forced conversation..

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By *orkieLassCouple
over a year ago

York

"I guarantee I can make you gush".

Aye, righto......

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

"A long list of dos and donts ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shag . ...can you rub your six pack up and down me whilst i ponder 1this ?"
Yes I could do that, will do it till climax

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By *ogue78Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

my profile puts people off, apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will meet aged 18-99

Really? So if a 95 year old offered you'd be in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word ample in connection with anything other than their tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whingeing

SHOUTING

No humour

Up their own arses

Been up everyone on the sites arses

Has "cock to die for" anywhere on their profile

SydneyUnimotherfuckingversity!Yawn!

21 year old "doms"

Oh it's endless.... I'm a bit whingey myself today

God yes, forgot the Sydney University thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple profiles that don't have any pictures of the man.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whingeing

SHOUTING

No humour

Up their own arses

Been up everyone on the sites arses

Has "cock to die for" anywhere on their profile

SydneyUnimotherfuckingversity!Yawn!

21 year old "doms"

Oh it's endless.... I'm a bit whingey myself today

God yes, forgot the Sydney University thing! "

What is that all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not forgetting the "genuine" people!FFS it's not like you are going to call yourself un genuine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if its effort to read and has all those things that make us say 'oh ffs' - do this and dont do that - and if you ever even thought that we would come near someone who had a dado rail (yes we have read that) -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that says put a certain word in your message title so that we know you've read the whole profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word ample in connection with anything other than their tits."

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By *exy hot wife 84Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"BLOCK CAPITAL LETTERS

I SAID NO SINGLE GUYS,SO STOP MESSAGING ME!(put your filter on then retard if you don't want them messaging you)

A LIST OF DEMANDS..AS IF!YOU ARE NOT WORTH THAT MUCH HASSLE YOU UGLY FUCKER.

dickheads who get annoyed with winks!LMAO.

Single guys you message but wont send a face pic,and expect a meet from the look of their cock alone.

CUNTS WITH NO HUMOUR.

lol

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Totally, but don't worry, when I get messages like this on my single fem profile, they get an appropriate message back - whereas I tend to be more gentle with the single guys. I only meet single fems on it, but some couples feel entitled. Otherwise, also hate those lengthy profiles - like mine .... but oh well, do as I say, not as I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate profiles where the man states what he expects the woman to wear to a meet.

I would never dream of telling a man what he should wear when he meets me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple profiles that don't have any pictures of the man.

-Courtney"

Why is it that people have a couple profile and show only the woman??? Nothing is happening unless we both like what we see. Are guys camera shy or just assume the wife will contend with anything??

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Hypocritical profiles that demand everything from you but not willing to do the same in return, lack of respect to the person they are chatting to, they want but not give.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple profiles that don't have any pictures of the man.

-Courtney

Why is it that people have a couple profile and show only the woman??? Nothing is happening unless we both like what we see. Are guys camera shy or just assume the wife will contend with anything??"

Some couples are only interested in straight single guys so as such wouldn't need to show the man , however if they are looking for couples then yes I find that weird.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Negativity and endless rules.

Text speech makes me switch too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- text speak, (shudder)

- poorly filled out profiles,

- lists of demands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles which show the woman surrounded by many guys being f*cked bare back. Do they have no respect or not heard of std's. Oh and before some smart arse points to the pic on my profile the lady concerned and I were in a long term monogamous relationship.

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By *ighorn2006Man
over a year ago

Ceredigion / N France

Pictures made out of o & x

Paragraph after paragraph of likes & dislikes & a life story

Advertising for males in the meets forum but stating 'not looking for single males' on the profile & males blocked from messaging ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statuses that say "*username* is the hottest/fittest woman on this site".

If you are not the named profile in the status why on earth would you go near them and feel like second best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Statuses that say "*username* is the hottest/fittest woman on this site".

If you are not the named profile in the status why on earth would you go near them and feel like second best

I had someone do that with my name, was flattering and i guess that's why they do it?

But yeah when someone you're fucking starts playing favourites on this site with their status it puts me off them, i feel like i'm cheating on the person being spoken about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any profile where the guy is photographed in womens lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too. Shouty capitals and do's and don't lists. Just turn up and have fun. Life's too short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People thinking they are a cut above the rest.

'Will fill in later'

'Been told about this site from my mate. But I'm married,wanna fuck?

Spelling mistakes (no need)

Lots of other things but too many to list!

(Shit, I need to scroll through my profile, which I know is an extremely long read but does tell you about me, and I will probably get shouted down about my profile, so hiding beneath my duvet!)

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

"UPPER CASE

too many !!!!

gaping pussy shots(saw one today that looked like a tree trunk)

and

not knowing who replies when talking to a couple!

A tree trunk? This I gotta see

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By *uttifruityWoman
over a year ago

London

"Demands such as put xyz in subject line.

Need for face pic.

Profiles that are limited to one line.

We prefer a profile that shows the person has some intelligence and is wanting a meet so that all parties enjoy themselves

you would need a face pic though, wouldn't meet without one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who love themselves and label themselves as smoking hot.

(You then see them in a club and they have a face like a bag of smashed crabs)

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By *aussageMan
over a year ago

Stalbridge

1000 verifications

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

"any hints of drama, the people who have come and gone a million times.."

A list of demands in block capitals, rants in every paragraph then at the bottom..."I'm a laid-back, happy-go-lucky person."

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I guarantee I can make you gush".

Aye, righto......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone that says put a certain word in your message title so that we know you've read the whole profile."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that winds my pedantic mind up the most is "always discrete".

Oh, so you're detached and individual? Super news.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"any hints of drama, the people who have come and gone a million times..

A list of demands in block capitals, rants in every paragraph then at the bottom..."I'm a laid-back, happy-go-lucky person."

Really?

Lots of things put us off but above is the main one.

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