FabSwingers.com forum: Things you don't see on here too often!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll start this one off with:

We're sick of being pestered by single women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im sick of being pestered by people that dont read profiles and want to cam, meet in an hour cos they are in a hotel not far etc etc et-bloody-c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single bloke - had fantastic meet with genuine couple, meets arranged with hot foxy ladies for coming month!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Logged on and in within two minutes i'd found two hot lipstick lesbians who drove over to mine n licked n sucked each other while I filmed and then fucked them both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in single male mode then ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Short virgin male with small appendage seeks mature lady for 2 pumps and a squirt regular loving sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Short virgin male with small appendage seeks mature lady for 2 pumps and a squirt regular loving sex.

Now THAT had me laughing out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Short virgin male with small appendage seeks mature lady for 2 pumps and a squirt regular loving sex.

FFs... Gotta change me profile .... AGAIN *sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

single fem, has working cam, happy to chat on the phone, looking to meet soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You You You You Yoooouu!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mature male of no fixed abode, likes a drink and a laugh. Seeks young hot sexy clean couple that can accommodate. Please mail me at spottycock@gutter.com I'm waiting for you! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single bloke - had fantastic meet with genuine couple, meets arranged with hot foxy ladies for coming month!!

dont mean to toot my own trumpet but beep beep

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By *readlocksMan
over a year ago

london

I'm sick of not being pestered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single bloke - had fantastic meet with genuine couple, meets arranged with hot foxy ladies for coming month!!

dont mean to toot my own trumpet but beep beep"

Noooo...waaay!!!

Then again, with a body like yours...

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

From a single female:

"Will someone help me? I've been on the site 2 months and struggling to get meets"

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By *ardybumsCouple
over a year ago

peekin under duvet is it safe?

yes go on then why not ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" im a devious little bastard with a loving wife and 2.4 children at home.

my sexual demands will be so trying and exacting that all fun or any atmosphere will instantly dissappear upon trying

i will make the sacrifice of a few personalised messages if it beguiles you into showing me your private pics

upon entering my home or accomodation, you may become aware it shares no similarity with my pics (which are mostly stolen from genuine profiles)being both shabbier and downright dirtier than expected

my personal photos are afflicted with the same as above conditions, however i will not hesitate to put on my "duh wots goin on ere" look if anybody points out glaring differences between 20 year old photoshopped pictures and the sweaty over weight and under washed reality that stands before you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disease-ridden male seeks female with matching set of STDs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a single female:

"Will someone help me? I've been on the site 2 months and struggling to get meets""

PMSL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

26 year old virgin looking for older woman to show him how to ,make the most of his 12in cock good looking and fit and charming with it. lol ok a woman can dream ,, lol xxxxxx

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Couples who want to join us on messenger on a sat night..never any takers even though I am a bi fem..

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"" im a devious little bastard with a loving wife and 2.4 children at home.

my sexual demands will be so trying and exacting that all fun or any atmosphere will instantly dissappear upon trying

i will make the sacrifice of a few personalised messages if it beguiles you into showing me your private pics

upon entering my home or accomodation, you may become aware it shares no similarity with my pics (which are mostly stolen from genuine profiles)being both shabbier and downright dirtier than expected

Hahahaha!! That made me giggle too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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