FabSwingers.com forum: What's the top lies you've had on here?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ones Ive heard are

Yes, soft swap is ok with us.

Receive pics of people and turn up on a meet to find completely different people as they'd sent pics of others lol

Using pics that are years out of date lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one lie i had

im single

and when caught out said "its only a white lie"

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By *orgeouslyyoursWoman
over a year ago

essex just looking around

Ok as a veteran to this world on 2 sites ., loads of socials and events and the odd random meets . Some passed on from other s .

Here's a list of my top lies for different scenerios I've heard or been told

Sorry I cant make it my mother/father /cat died ..or in a critical hospital state

Sadly approx 6 relatives pass away every event I hold..

My car broke down / my phone lost charge

I only give oral to girls I'm dating

I'm only here for the social

I don't meet many (hidden verifications )

NSA For females

most females think that means. .. Now I've fucked him hands off but I'll still fuck anyone else.

NSA guys.. I can shag around but your a whore if you do

I m married

I'm single

I'm straight

We/rarely play

Bareback ok I've had a check

VERIFICATIONS. Most are lies as written with an intent or to get a good one back

Verification lies ..You give best blowjob..You are gorgeous ..Best shag ever ..

Sadly above are often lies .. I've been told some guys say it so others will think female is good and get her off his back .. Or and yes this is common. .. He was told what to write ..

False account s.. Many have multiple account to verify each other

I could go on and on. .. But if you take it for what it is NSA. The lies don't matter in the heat of the moment .. Just believe In Yourselves and make sure YOU have fun x x

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

"These shoes? No, they're not new, I've had them ages."

Not had many good ones on here though, just the usual round of "work called me in" type stuff.

When we first started this we bailed on someone but just came clean and said nerves had got the better of us and apologised profusely. They were very understanding about it all. (But I bet they called us some right names in private).

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

""These shoes? No, they're not new, I've had them ages."

Not had many good ones on here though, just the usual round of "work called me in" type stuff.

Would aactually say fair play to you if it had been us. We've all been nervous doing this.

Had a gb organised for 15. Had 8 cars break down on the same road on the way to the same place....

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

best one we had - "its raining just waiting to see if it stops before setting off" This was for a social meet in a lovely warm cosy fecking pub!!!!!!!

Answers on a postcard as to what our reply was!!!! lol

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Would aactually say fair play to you if it had been us. We've all been nervous doing this.

Had a gb organised for 15. Had 8 cars break down on the same road on the way to the same place.... "

Well we did consider making some stuff up but thought we may as well come clean. If they understand we could try and arrange something again and if they fooked us off they probably weren't right for us in the first place.

We never did get to meet them unfortunately but they were really lovely about it.

In the long run, it's usually so much easier to just come clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man claiming to be single that was married.

Men lying about there age just to fit in age brackets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who call themselves curvy.

Their definition and mine are totally different.

Round isn't strictly curvy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round is a shape...

So they aren't lying if they say they're "in shape"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That their verifications are fake and just did it to piss me off... Errr what the fuck?! Was I born yesterday? No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for regular ... Yeah right

Height .... Generally several inches added

Can accommodate ... Lol

Safe sex on list of interests ... Normally goes with a request to bareback on the first message

Excuses for not meeting ... Trying to resuscitate a mayfly (and permutations of that), got lost (so why hasn't your mobile location changed?). Had to work late, broke my phone! My best was "I knew I'd fancy you but was nervous you'd not feel the same!"! ...

The unforgivable "I'm a Marine" when he so isn't!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they may come down to visit, but finishing work late and just want a quick drink at the pub... Aka, forum social at a swinging club.

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard a few. The I'm a photographer,asked him what kit he has, an I phone was his answer! Blocked.

Set up a meet only to cancel an hour before because it was too far.....it was 9 miles!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I'm 6'3" and he turns up and is 5'7"

I have a 8 inch cock and it turns out to be 4 inch solid!

Loads of experience, but hasn't got a clue what they are doing.

Can't make it as suddenly on call for work

Pet has died.

Got lost.

Had to babysit grandchildren just as we were leaving, this seems to be the most used excuse at the mo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met a guy who said he was single, turned up wearing his wedding ring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im leaving the site"

That's still the best lie.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

""Im leaving the site"

That's still the best lie. "

yes, they're still here a week later, still putting up a status insisting they are leaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Im leaving the site"

That's still the best lie.

yes, they're still here a week later, still putting up a status insisting they are leaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or i bi. U go In with another man ready for a bi mmf

And they shit it

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

'Single man loves giving oral' is the most common lie I see on here.

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm a newbie

It's my first time .....

Or str8 on profile but yet gets verified from a male

Those who have been on awhile yet no veri's as just logged back in after time away......

My camera's broke (no photo's)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

top lie on here I get weekly

your the most gorgeous women on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Single man loves giving oral' is the most common lie I see on here."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favorite from a couple. 1 hour before the meet , the husband calls and says " she can't get out of work but I'll meet you solo "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who call themselves curvy.

Their definition and mine are totally different.

Round isn't strictly curvy."

Surely the most common!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

'I'm single' Yeah right.

'I love you' After the first meet? Yeah right.

'It's 8 inches' Mmm-hmm. Pull the other one

'I can accommodate'...but only if you're prepared to answer a booty call at 10pm when my lodger goes out. I don't think so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who call themselves curvy.

Their definition and mine are totally different.

Round isn't strictly curvy.

Surely the most common!"

bit like guys who claim to be rugby player build

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet with someone who sent old pics this week. He wasn't hideous but i didn't leave him a good veri coz he lied. Wish there was a rating system on here and people had to leave it up so we could mention this stuff about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not saying it's a lie as such, but some guys don't seem to realise that axe murderers and wankers are also capable of typing the words, "I'm a genuine guy. Honest!"

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Women who call themselves curvy.

Their definition and mine are totally different.

Round isn't strictly curvy."

I dunno...I think you will find that round is infinitely curvy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who call themselves curvy.

Their definition and mine are totally different.

Round isn't strictly curvy.

I dunno...I think you will find that round is infinitely curvy. "

I've been called curvy, when guys do that i have to tell them my belly is curvy also, to avoid confusion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Im leaving the site"

That's still the best lie.

yes, they're still here a week later, still putting up a status insisting they are leaving

And still moaning about not getting meets.....?

Best and most obvious lies...one from men one from women.

Men: I'm single (but he is 44 and cannot accomodate)

Women: Looking for NSA.....two weeks later turn into bunny boilers if you dare to actually meet someone else on a swingers site....how very dare you!

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By *44bertCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

Single men pretending to be a couple is a good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had 1 guy mail me to say he couldn't make the party as his mum had died so told him not to worry about the party invited him to the next party and guess what his mum had died again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had 1 guy mail me to say he couldn't make the party as his mum had died so told him not to worry about the party invited him to the next party and guess what his mum had died again"

One guy gave me the excuse of a dead grandmother twice, then said he was away with his grandmother for a weekend!! When I asked he said that he had four grandmothers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had 1 guy mail me to say he couldn't make the party as his mum had died so told him not to worry about the party invited him to the next party and guess what his mum had died again

One guy gave me the excuse of a dead grandmother twice, then said he was away with his grandmother for a weekend!! When I asked he said that he had four grandmothers!"
but mine forgot he posted a veri on his profile the day of the party and the 1st time his mum died

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By *amesGBMan
over a year ago

Cyprus

'I like my men to be in shape as I keep fit and go to the gym regularly'...

Pictures supported this until we met. I don't think she had been to the gym for years or there was some photoshopping involved. Had a few drinks and that was the end of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a fucking mugg...brain dead if you ask me, and probably inbred as well. Lol

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By *rSwaggerMan
over a year ago

Northants

""Im leaving the site"

That's still the best lie.

yes, they're still here a week later, still putting up a status insisting they are leaving

And still moaning about not getting meets.....?

Best and most obvious lies...one from men one from women.

Men: I'm single (but he is 44 and cannot accomodate)

Women: Looking for NSA.....two weeks later turn into bunny boilers if you dare to actually meet someone else on a swingers site....how very dare you!"

Sorry is there an issue with single guys who cant accommodate.. after studying this and evaluating the outcome there is nothing there to suggest a lie.. i state cant accommodate... but guess what.. i can... but guess what.... i choose not to... my home is my domain and my place to retire from everyday life.. its a choice not a lie...

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By *rSwaggerMan
over a year ago

Northants

"Single men pretending to be a couple is a good one."

Yeah and couples pretending to be couples too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women claiming to be 'sexy' but really looking like a right mess.

Guys who claim to be straight but would still suck my dick.

Crossdressers who think they're transexuals.

The biggest one though was Fab...worth a fiver my arris!

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By *infulsarah67300Woman
over a year ago

weston super mare

Men who lie about their age!! And their names!!! With me what you see is what you get no bullshit!!! Photos!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Im leaving the site"

That's still the best lie.

yes, they're still here a week later, still putting up a status insisting they are leaving

And still moaning about not getting meets.....?

Best and most obvious lies...one from men one from women.

Men: I'm single (but he is 44 and cannot accomodate)

Women: Looking for NSA.....two weeks later turn into bunny boilers if you dare to actually meet someone else on a swingers site....how very dare you!"

Surely the second point answers the first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our top three:

"I'm single"

"The missus doesn't mind me having fun"

"Yes I'm bi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have accom on their profile then when you get down to the nitty gritty of sorting a time, they've got builders in.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

NSA fun redefined as wanting a relationship.

Single redefined as attached.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

People that put 'I can count on one hand how many people I've shagged because I'm fussy' then see them at clubs week in week out getting ironed out !

Just be honest with yourself no one judges x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that put 'I can count on one hand how many people I've shagged because I'm fussy' then see them at clubs week in week out getting ironed out !

Just be honest with yourself no one judges x"

I can count mine on one hand,I just have to use it more than once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We couldn't get childcare (sposed to have put kids away to grandparents the Friday and pick up sunday)they got a new verification for the sat night. Was only gonna be a social. Oh well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a repeater" = I cannot control my cock and cum quickly then stand around wanking whilst I watch other guys fuck.

"I got called into work" (Usually after they said they would be there an hour before the meet time) = Yeah, right!

"I have standards/there must be chemistry" = I have borderline erectile dysfunction but am in denial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well said. There are plenty of time wasters on here I dont like females who do meets behind there partners back its a huge turn off. But if the partner knows and is confirmed, its more of a buzz for me. Had a few disastrous meets where the female has broken down and explains she loves her husband and is cheating. I am like wtf. Okay give them sympathy and expwlat they need help sympathetically and get out. Time and hotel wasted. But then again I am not a basterd either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But when I see couples and hear the stories of the bullshit single males come out with. I am like why???

Be truthful what you like and what you can do. After my last meet last weekend with a local couple who told me Blokes dont last more than 15 minutes. But message couples to say I have good stamina etc etc. But reality is his a 5 min man lol. Hey guys lie all you want you do your selves no favours then piss n moan. i love good long sex but not gonna brag i let others judge me. You know its good when its reguler meets.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Wow you're stunning!"

Or the best one when I first signed up, no pics, not written anything on my profile other than just looking..

"Love your profile.." And "you look amazing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to be spoiled = I want you to pay me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Wow you're stunning!"

Or the best one when I first signed up, no pics, not written anything on my profile other than just looking..

"Love your profile.." And "you look amazing"

The first statement is correct though lol. Why assume it's a lie?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

""Wow you're stunning!"

Or the best one when I first signed up, no pics, not written anything on my profile other than just looking..

"Love your profile.." And "you look amazing"

The first statement is correct though lol. Why assume it's a lie?"

Cos I know what I look like first thing in the morning

and because men probably say that to all the women they message.. Says cynical me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Wow you're stunning!"

Or the best one when I first signed up, no pics, not written anything on my profile other than just looking..

"Love your profile.." And "you look amazing"

The first statement is correct though lol. Why assume it's a lie?

Cos I know what I look like first thing in the morning

and because men probably say that to all the women they message.. Says cynical me!"

Yeah I guess your right about messaging. Your pics look great and I don't fit your requirements. So take my compliment at face value.

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By *gtmajorMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Now come on that's not neccesarily lying.....your in pretty good shape from what I can see..

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