FabSwingers.com forum: Ear sex..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bloke on here was asking me about gangbangs and I told him that if there was too many men they fuck my ears.. It was said as a joke...hes gone crazy for the idea. His poor wife...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl earnal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an episode of family guy that mentioned ear sex..

Once you go black... You go deaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that like fucking sense into you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either tiny dick or huge ear hole lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that aural sex?

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By *eorgy26Man
over a year ago

Sutton

Bringing wet willies to the next level.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was an episode of family guy that mentioned ear sex..

Once you go black... You go deaf"

Haha.. Do you know.. I'll let hubby try first as he's white in that case!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ear sex can be pretty dangerous - you can end up with hearing aids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you just come ear for a minute please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ear sex can be pretty dangerous - you can end up with hearing aids."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love listening to people fuck

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By *eorgy26Man
over a year ago

Sutton

"Ear sex can be pretty dangerous - you can end up with hearing aids."

That's it we are done here, close thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you OP for this thread and the funny comments. It gave me the giggle that my afternoon needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ear sex can be pretty dangerous - you can end up with hearing aids."

See, what's going to happen to this poor blokes wife.. 'deaf by poshtotti'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ear sex can be pretty dangerous - you can end up with hearing aids.

See, what's going to happen to this poor blokes wife.. 'deaf by poshtotti'.. "

She'll never hear it cumming...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ear sex can be pretty dangerous - you can end up with hearing aids.

See, what's going to happen to this poor blokes wife.. 'deaf by poshtotti'..

She'll never hear it cumming..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you OP for this thread and the funny comments. It gave me the giggle that my afternoon needed

Men do believe everyone a woman says.. When they are trying to get into her.. So funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl earnal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that aural sex?

Damn it! Hoping no-one had made that joke! Was a long shot to be fair...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the best post in here I've read

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Careful OP, too much hard banging and you'll end up with cauliflower ears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok.. We are all knocking it, without trying it. I think I'm gona get hubby to give me a good hard ear sess. Let you know how it went tomorrow..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'How was that, honey?'

'Whaaaaaat?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pardon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, didn't catch that..?

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Ear sex?? No not HEARD of that kink before...

Love to HEAR. more on subject.....

Wwwwwwttttttffffffck..

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Ok.. We are all knocking it, without trying it. I think I'm gona get hubby to give me a good hard ear sess. Let you know how it went tomorrow..

Clean your ears out first, don't want to be getting ear wax on the old fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me laugh

He's prob at home with a cumcumber in one ear & a carrot in the other looking baffled thinking your the one who's mad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ear sex? I absolutely lobe it! x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As we are known for our pix.. We are gona take photos of our hot waxy cummy ear fuck..ooh I'm so wanting this... Ooh baby.. Let me get u hard with my lobe.. - you ear fucking sluts better fab this one!! Let's take ear sex to where it belongs ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl earnal

Word of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you OP for this thread and the funny comments. It gave me the giggle that my afternoon needed

Men do believe everyone a woman says.. When they are trying to get into her.. So funny

Ooh I smell a challenge. Let's get some new freaky 'sex thing' reported in a national newspaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ear sex with a black man, now there's a no-brainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ear sex with a black man, now there's a no-brainer

Love white ear.... Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We have done the deed... Hell sod pussy or ass from now on.. Or mouth.. You gota try it.. My ear is dripping and swollen with desire. Gona start a new thing.. So glad I went to the dark /deaf side. Fuck me.. Fuck my external auditory meatus now.. (please do not phone me as I'm a little mutton Jeff atm)

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Ear sex with a black man, now there's a no-brainer

Love white ear.... Lol"

Watch out for symptoms of vibration white ear, when using a vibrator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that aural sex?

Audio sex surely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ear sex with a black man, now there's a no-brainer

Love white ear.... Lol

Watch out for symptoms of vibration white ear, when using a vibrator. "

Seriously..? Now you tell me.. I feel a tingling, a dampness around my inner ear.. Am I coming down with it, you bastard - you could have warned me!! You do it lots too eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another side effect is glue ear , but it cums and goes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another side effect is glue ear , but it cums and goes "

.. I'm feeling a bit stuck..

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Ear sex with a black man, now there's a no-brainer

Love white ear.... Lol

Watch out for symptoms of vibration white ear, when using a vibrator.

Seriously..? Now you tell me.. I feel a tingling, a dampness around my inner ear.. Am I coming down with it, you bastard - you could have warned me!! You do it lots too eh? "

I work in construction, and you can get vibration white finger from using power tools, feeling of numbness if you over-do it. I can stick my white finger in your white ear if you like but not sure either of us will feel anything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ear sex with a black man, now there's a no-brainer

Love white ear.... Lol

Watch out for symptoms of vibration white ear, when using a vibrator.

Seriously..? Now you tell me.. I feel a tingling, a dampness around my inner ear.. Am I coming down with it, you bastard - you could have warned me!! You do it lots too eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ear sex with a black man, now there's a no-brainer

Love white ear.... Lol

Watch out for symptoms of vibration white ear, when using a vibrator.

Seriously..? Now you tell me.. I feel a tingling, a dampness around my inner ear.. Am I coming down with it, you bastard - you could have warned me!! You do it lots too eh?

Worth a try.. Cum over now..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hot horny sex pix uploaded now.. If you like lobes to fuck.. Go get your hot fix now...fab em if you wana get earsex on the map...

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Hot horny sex pix uploaded now.. If you like lobes to fuck.. Go get your hot fix now...fab em if you wana get earsex on the map...

Lol, judging by the look on your face, you look like you were an ear sex virgin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot horny sex pix uploaded now.. If you like lobes to fuck.. Go get your hot fix now...fab em if you wana get earsex on the map...

Lol, judging by the look on your face, you look like you were an ear sex virgin.

Look bitch, not all of us give wax freely .. Only if a really like do I give my hot, wet yummy wax out..

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Hot horny sex pix uploaded now.. If you like lobes to fuck.. Go get your hot fix now...fab em if you wana get earsex on the map...

Lol, judging by the look on your face, you look like you were an ear sex virgin.

Look bitch, not all of us give wax freely .. Only if a really like do I give my hot, wet yummy wax out..

I'm sure if me and your hubby give you a "dep" (double ear penetration), then your head will be in a spin.

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