FabSwingers.com forum: Wand disaster

By *ilac OP Woman
over a year ago

Cheshire

So I'm standing at my car talking to a few vanilla friends. My dog is in the boot, really excited about an impending walk.

'What's that noise?'

We all listen to my car to hear a buzzing before I realise the dog has jumped onto my kit bag that was also in the boot and switched on my wand.

I open the boot and put my hand into the kit bag trying to find the wand, which is still stored neatly in it's box. The cardboard and plastic packaging vibrations amplifying the noise.

Oh it's just my phone I say, the alarm is set and it's vibrating.

As I reach in to turn it off, I hit the wrong button and sending the wand into various vibrating rhythms.

Hanging my head, I admit, yep.... It's a vibrator.

Damn dog isn't getting a walk now.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone take thier wand out with then in a kit bag? The mind boggles

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone take thier wand out with then in a kit bag? The mind boggles

Still in car from previous meet/weekend away etc.

But why oh why would it cause embarrassment?

Most vanilla ladies I know have them....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone take thier wand out with then in a kit bag? The mind boggles

That was my first thought! Is this just in case you need to pull over and have a play???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone take thier wand out with then in a kit bag? The mind boggles

Still in car from previous meet/weekend away etc.

But why oh why would it cause embarrassment?

Most vanilla ladies I know have them...."

Yes at home in the bedside drawer.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

Years ago I helped my then girlfriends sister move house. When we got to her new place and we're unloading her bags I had to point out that one of them was buzzing - obviously the same thing had happened to it as to you! We both had a laugh about it!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilac OP Woman
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Why would anyone take thier wand out with then in a kit bag? The mind boggles

I have a kitbag filled with stuff for sex and BDSM sessions. It's always in my car.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That happened to me getting off a coach in London. The look on the drivers face as he passed me my suitcase was priceless.

With a bright red face I blamed my electric toothbrush

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone take thier wand out with then in a kit bag? The mind boggles

Still in car from previous meet/weekend away etc.

But why oh why would it cause embarrassment?

Most vanilla ladies I know have them....

Yes at home in the bedside drawer."

Men just don't understand

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

What is a "wand"?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully mine is mains

No incidents and no need for batteries

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take batteries out during transportation,simples!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Take batteries out during transportation,simples!"

Yes... But being ladies they'd need a bloke to put them in again....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 2 dogs decided to eat my wand what I accidentally left under the bed ,the flex the head all gone . Just so glad they didn't decide to take it outside to play with like they do most things

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a kitbag filled with stuff for sex and BDSM sessions. It's always in my car. "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r.slapntickleMan
over a year ago

south shields

Poor dog didnt even cock his leg. Tut tut

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone take thier wand out with then in a kit bag? The mind boggles

Still in car from previous meet/weekend away etc.

But why oh why would it cause embarrassment?

Most vanilla ladies I know have them....

Yes at home in the bedside drawer.

Men just don't understand

So true (Naughty)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg that has made my day - that happened to me once, was one my way round the boyfriend's and had a vibrator in my overnight bag which went off in the Chinese while I was waiting to pick up our dinner!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anyone take thier wand out with then in a kit bag? The mind boggles

Maybe she was a Girl Scout. ( Always be prepared.)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I'm standing at my car talking to a few vanilla friends. My dog is in the boot, really excited about an impending walk.

'What's that noise?'

We all listen to my car to hear a buzzing before I realise the dog has jumped onto my kit bag that was also in the boot and switched on my wand.

I open the boot and put my hand into the kit bag trying to find the wand, which is still stored neatly in it's box. The cardboard and plastic packaging vibrations amplifying the noise.

Oh it's just my phone I say, the alarm is set and it's vibrating.

As I reach in to turn it off, I hit the wrong button and sending the wand into various vibrating rhythms.

Hanging my head, I admit, yep.... It's a vibrator.

Damn dog isn't getting a walk now.

"
Look on the bright side...at least it wasnt a battery powered high voltage wand! That might have scared the sh1t out of the dog!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol! Had this happen when we were travelling via bus to Mr's parents house as we had the house to ourselves and my vibrating strap on switched itself on... luckily no one mentioned anything!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread