FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Swingers Chat

feeling down :(

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok. Am in the middle of a 12 hour shift. Feel like sticking pins in my eyes so i can go home :/ tell me jokes! Cheer me up! Pleeeeease! xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't got any good jokes but I fabbed one of your pics. Hope that will do

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't got any good jokes but I fabbed one of your pics. Hope that will do "

Awww thanks very much xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

.

Trombones!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't got any good jokes but I fabbed one of your pics. Hope that will do

Awww thanks very much xx"

No problem x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok Boo... Here's a silly one.....

Mick & Paddy reading headstones near a church. Mick says fuck there's a bloke here who was 152. Paddy says What's his name? Mick says Miles from London.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Another mick and paddy one. Mick and paddy go sunbathing on a nudist beach, paddy does not want to get sunburn on his privates so he puts a hat over his cock. A lady walks past and says if you were a gent you'd raise your hat. Paddy replies if you weren't a minger it would raise it's fooking self!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

What do you call a guy with a hard on and a brazillian?

A sundial at noon.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at the cemetry putting floers on a grave when I saw four undertakers carrying a coffin, 30 minutes later as I was leaving, there they were again, still carrying the coffin,

I thought to myself, those fuckers have lost the plot !!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok. Am in the middle of a 12 hour shift. Feel like sticking pins in my eyes so i can go home :/ tell me jokes! Cheer me up! Pleeeeease! xx"

You know what makes me laugh.........

Jokes . I will get my coat

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok. Am in the middle of a 12 hour shift. Feel like sticking pins in my eyes so i can go home :/ tell me jokes! Cheer me up! Pleeeeease! xx

You know what makes me laugh.........

Jokes . I will get my coat "

Still feeling down ?

Want some funnies ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/05/15 22:50:01]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the middle of a 12 hr shift too !

But I smile to myself because I get very well paid and after tomorrow I get 6 days off so I'm the one laughing at the others been in work !

That's what keeps me smiling

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another mick and paddy one. Mick and paddy go sunbathing on a nudist beach, paddy does not want to get sunburn on his privates so he puts a hat over his cock. A lady walks past and says if you were a gent you'd raise your hat. Paddy replies if you weren't a minger it would raise it's fooking self! "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big hugs. xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big hugs. xx"

I'm on nights too Deeply !!!

Any hugs going this way ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big hugs. xx

I'm on nights too Deeply !!!

Any hugs going this way ? "

Hugs all round xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you heard about the magic tractor? It turned into a field

Ok so maybe it's only funny when you've had a few

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top