FabSwingers.com forum: payment in kind?

By *iagranoneeded OP Man
over a year ago

fife

I`m a retired plumbing and electrical engineer. Since I am still fit and active, I am in demand for my skills by friends relatives and ex-customers.

They all want to give me money for what I do.

I don't really need the cash!

Why don't they see my erection when they give me a hug at the end of the job?

Would much prefer that they took out my willie and gave it a wank, a suck, or a shag.

Does it not cross their mind that its some nookie that I need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they do notice your erection, but it maybe not what they need. I wouldn't want sex/sexual contact with vanilla friends or even my relatives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they do notice your erection, but it maybe not what they need. I wouldn't want sex/sexual contact with vanilla friends or even my relatives.

For the most part

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I`m a retired plumbing and electrical engineer. Since I am still fit and active, I am in demand for my skills by friends relatives and ex-customers.

They all want to give me money for what I do.

I don't really need the cash!

Why don't they see my erection when they give me a hug at the end of the job?

Would much prefer that they took out my willie and gave it a wank, a suck, or a shag.

Does it not cross their mind that its some nookie that I need? "

lol, you're joking....right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh my days you're having a laugh right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe because theyre not expecting a part in "confessions of a plumber" haha. Very much doubt "photocopier engineers" get as much sex on offer as they dreamt about either

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a debt collector, i never thought they may think i get hard ons after counting cash before!

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By *iagranoneeded OP Man
over a year ago

fife

well, I wondered what the swinging community`s reaction would be.....Its quite surprising and prudish.

With some persuading, I might just tell you all, sometime, about how often I have actually been offered sex in payment/part payment....And from the most unlikely people.

Anyway, thanks to all who commented.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Maybe they just don't want to shag pervy old men?

It may not have crossed your mind but perhaps..... You're just not sexually appealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To me, payment 'in kind', feels like, prostitution without cash exchanged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've worked for the public in their own homes since I left school in 1977 - mainly repairing and installing Television and video equipment and latterly working for Sky Television and once, and only once in all those years have I been offered sex in lieu of payment. She was tasty as well ! Did I accept the offer ? Did I hell - more than my job was worth and also I was a married man - no on both counts and even if I'd been single and gagging I'd still have said no - not under those circumstances anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I`m a retired plumbing and electrical engineer. Since I am still fit and active, I am in demand for my skills by friends relatives and ex-customers.

They all want to give me money for what I do.

I don't really need the cash!

Why don't they see my erection when they give me a hug at the end of the job?

Would much prefer that they took out my willie and gave it a wank, a suck, or a shag.

Does it not cross their mind that its some nookie that I need? "

Well, it will have and they didn't want to oblige perhaps? In some cases? It's a bit....cheap isn't it? Prostitution basically? No hate, just saying it as it reads?

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Has it ever crossed your mind to give them some sort of hint that's what your after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah prostitution is a complete turn off I think you should take both lol favours and payment maybe you need to be paid extra for your additional time and effort possibly the customer needs a refund or they might have just withdrawn all they possibly can from the sperm bank and may require a second visit later on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should Manage your expectations, u know professionally,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I know why my Dad learn't to do everything around the house!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people just won't prostitute themselves and prefer to offer monetary payment. They may see it as degrading to offer sexual services in payment - as I do.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

This is easy!!

Why not just say 'Hey, fancy giving me a bj/wank/fuck?'

Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get a hard on doing DIY I just get knackered must be doing something wrong

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think it's worth keeping things simple. Presumably you'd offered to do a job and agreed the terms up front - eg it was free or at a cost.

Complicating it afterwards is unfair or pressures people, which is unfair.

By all means hint at fun but keep it a separate entity.

If work and fun is blurred it makes getting satisfactory service potentially too complex.

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By *iagranoneeded OP Man
over a year ago

fife

well, folks.....this is the best advertising I have ever accidentally had.

Got two replies which gave the result both wanted. they got expert repairs done and I got my reward. thanks fab x

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Good stuff...... Look forward to seeing your veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good stuff...... Look forward to seeing your veris

Seconded

Be very interesting to see ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy shit he stays right next to me

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"well, folks.....this is the best advertising I have ever accidentally had.

Got two replies which gave the result both wanted. they got expert repairs done and I got my reward. thanks fab x"

Which relatives were they?

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

"well, folks.....this is the best advertising I have ever accidentally had.

Got two replies which gave the result both wanted. they got expert repairs done and I got my reward. thanks fab x"

Ooer your relatives are on here ad well??

Yes yes I'll go stand in the corner but all I remember form the op was relatives pay cash

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By *iagranoneeded OP Man
over a year ago

fife

"well, folks.....this is the best advertising I have ever accidentally had.

Got two replies which gave the result both wanted. they got expert repairs done and I got my reward. thanks fab x

Which relatives were they?"

think it was your wife and daughter. xx

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

"well, folks.....this is the best advertising I have ever accidentally had.

Got two replies which gave the result both wanted. they got expert repairs done and I got my reward. thanks fab x

Which relatives were they?

think it was your wife and daughter. xx"

Hey my Mrs and daughter leave veri's

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Well....no veris and a profile claiming he was a "professional manager".

Think he may be a Walt...

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By *londeandbrownCouple
over a year ago

taunton

Another Dreamer flying the flag for single men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rich man doesn't need to say he's rich. I'll look forward to that verification too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would much prefer that they took out my willie and gave it a wank, a suck, or a shag.

Does it not cross their mind that its some nookie that I need? "

Welcome to the 1970's. Bring back Mary Millington.

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"I`m a retired plumbing and electrical engineer. Since I am still fit and active, I am in demand for my skills by friends relatives and ex-customers.

They all want to give me money for what I do.

I don't really need the cash!

Why don't they see my erection when they give me a hug at the end of the job?

Would much prefer that they took out my willie and gave it a wank, a suck, or a shag.

Does it not cross their mind that its some nookie that I need? "
Work should be work and entirely unrelated to any social activity . I always keep the two separate and prefer to live in the real world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good stuff...... Look forward to seeing your veris

Was thinking the same thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they just don't want to shag pervy old men?

It may not have crossed your mind but perhaps..... You're just not sexually appealing. "

You tell him Don Juan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just waiting for

"User no longer on site"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I've removed posts and we can leave it there I think

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