FabSwingers.com forum: What would you buy from Asda

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi,

I'm about to head Asda for usual boring weekly shop, but thinking I fancy livening it up this week.

So basically I'm looking to buy ten items from Asda that I can use for sexual pleasure and new pictures later.

Now I can think of obvious, cucumber, squirts cream, chocolate spread, but was wondering what else, and size of items not so important, I like a challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Few interesting inboxes to this post lol, one saying blue stockings, does Asda sell coloured stockings lol

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By *anDare70Man
over a year ago

kirkby

Root ginger can be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deodorant can. But make sure you havent broke the cap....Don't want anti persperant burn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a squash vegetable? I think that would be more then a challenge lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Baby oil.. family pack of Mars bars... bag of ice cubes.. washing line

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

A Pineapple

well you did say you liked a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv a challenge for you try some chilli's

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By *aulp4alsMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Durex tingle lube is good especially if you make a point of it to the person at the till.

Would you go to a man or a woman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv a challenge for you try some chilli's

I've actually tried chilli's in the past

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Durex tingle lube is good especially if you make a point of it to the person at the till.

Would you go to a man or a woman?

As I'm straight I'd only go to men lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a squash vegetable? I think that would be more then a challenge lol"

Good idea I'll pick one up

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Ice cubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not inportant what you buy just as long as you have the dinner ready by 8pm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Root ginger can be fun

Root ginger is fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv a challenge for you try some chilli's

I've actually tried chilli's in the past"

Really that's brave !!!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"It's not inportant what you buy just as long as you have the dinner ready by 8pm

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By *aughtyal80Man
over a year ago

darlington

Bottle of vodka or rum or any other spirit

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

tube of lube , large cucumber ,condoms , ladsmag ,lingerie , mills &boon book

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Clothes pegs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv a challenge for you try some chilli's

I've actually tried chilli's in the past

Really that's brave !!!

I like it kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Few interesting inboxes to this post lol, one saying blue stockings, does Asda sell coloured stockings lol"

Asda sell black holdups with red tops to them, but they only last a few wearings, as not very expensive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"tube of lube , large cucumber ,condoms , ladsmag ,lingerie , mills &boon book "

Will give the lads mag and mills and boon a miss lol

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Do they sell plungers D lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv a challenge for you try some chilli's

I've actually tried chilli's in the past

Really that's brave !!!

I like it kinky"

Ha ha so do I but if you've got chilli in there my dicks going no where near it lol unless you supply the sour cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they sell plungers D lol

I don't know mason, go have a look for me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Few interesting inboxes to this post lol, one saying blue stockings, does Asda sell coloured stockings lol

Asda sell black holdups with red tops to them, but they only last a few wearings, as not very expensive. "

My stockings always end up laddered or ripped, only buy cheap ones now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right so far my list is

Biggest cucumber I can find

Deodorant can

Bottle booze

Squash vegetable of some sort

Potatoes

Clothes pegs

Root ginger

3 more items to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right so far my list is

Biggest cucumber I can find

Deodorant can

Bottle booze

Squash vegetable of some sort

Potatoes

Clothes pegs

Root ginger

3 more items to go"

Trifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toblerone

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Some chips because chips go with anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some chips because chips go with anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toblerone "

I already have one of those big toblerone bars lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got some very strange looks when I went to asda and bought a cucumber, a pack of condoms and a tin of Vaseline

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got some very strange looks when I went to asda and bought a cucumber, a pack of condoms and a tin of Vaseline

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Root ginger can be fun

Root ginger is fun "

I've heard this suggested lots of times.

Can I ask what you'd do with it? ..

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Go extreme? Bacon and some string! Maybe self gratification and not really a photo opportunity?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Root ginger can be fun

Root ginger is fun

I've heard this suggested lots of times.

Can I ask what you'd do with it? .."

Insert it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Root ginger can be fun

Root ginger is fun

I've heard this suggested lots of times.

Can I ask what you'd do with it? ..

Insert it lol"

Insert it where? Does the male or the female Insert it? .. what does it actually do? ...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Clothes pegs

Rope

Masking Tape

Eye Mask

Electric Stun Gun

Bin Bags

Nappies

Cable Ties

Candles

Matches

Stainless Steel Fish Slice

Hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got some very strange looks when I went to asda and bought a cucumber, a pack of condoms and a tin of Vaseline

I was in tescos the other week and the woman in front of me had a large selection of kids toys, lube and condoms. The mind boggles

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

What are you going to do with a hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a look if there is anything on the whoops sections,you can get some real bargains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherries or grapes.

smarties, hundreds and thousands great for nibblingor licking of the skin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you going to do with a hoover

Give it you, lounge needs doing, ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clothes pegs

Rope

Masking Tape

Eye Mask

Electric Stun Gun

Bin Bags

Nappies

Cable Ties

Candles

Matches

Stainless Steel Fish Slice

Hoover

Asda sell stun guns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right so far my list is

Biggest cucumber I can find

Deodorant can

Bottle booze

Squash vegetable of some sort

Potatoes

Clothes pegs

Root ginger

3 leaks

2 more items to go"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

booooooooooooooooze

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Root ginger can be fun

Root ginger is fun

I've heard this suggested lots of times.

Can I ask what you'd do with it? ..

Insert it lol

Insert it where? Does the male or the female Insert it? .. what does it actually do? ..."

Whittle it into a butt plug and insert it. I think it's more for the serious pain lovers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Root ginger can be fun

Root ginger is fun

I've heard this suggested lots of times.

Can I ask what you'd do with it? ..

Insert it lol

Insert it where? Does the male or the female Insert it? .. what does it actually do? ..."

Insert it in your ass lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've heard corn on the cob is good ..all those bobbly bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Root ginger can be fun

Root ginger is fun

I've heard this suggested lots of times.

Can I ask what you'd do with it? ..

Insert it lol

Insert it where? Does the male or the female Insert it? .. what does it actually do? ...

Whittle it into a butt plug and insert it. I think it's more for the serious pain lovers "

Cheers

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

D buy a xbox 1 for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D buy a xbox 1 for me "

Ha, no chance Mason lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Root ginger can be fun

Root ginger is fun

I've heard this suggested lots of times.

Can I ask what you'd do with it? ..

Insert it lol

Insert it where? Does the male or the female Insert it? .. what does it actually do? ...

Whittle it into a butt plug and insert it. I think it's more for the serious pain lovers "

Whittling is a lost art...going to find my pen knife

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Balloon whisk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a nice big fresh haddock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I buy bras and knickers too from Asda. You would think id know my bra size but, no, I buy a size bigger than what I am. Got to take it back tomorrow now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rolling pin prefer marble

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By *ancs30Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

A large Chocolate Eclair's please.....xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vibrating cock ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been and bought a wholemeal loaf

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By *issdemeanourWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Sugar !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Candles

Mars bar

Ice lollys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nutella

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Clothes pegs

Rope

Masking Tape

Eye Mask

Electric Stun Gun

Bin Bags

Nappies

Cable Ties

Candles

Matches

Stainless Steel Fish Slice

Hoover

Asda sell stun guns

Wavertree Branch

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By *nknownCallerMan
over a year ago

Bath

If they sell 'Moon/Space dust' in the sweets section, definitely grab some of that - force feed it to your chap & ride his chops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi,

I'm about to head Asda for usual boring weekly shop, but thinking I fancy livening it up this week.

So basically I'm looking to buy ten items from Asda that I can use for sexual pleasure and new pictures later.

Now I can think of obvious, cucumber, squirts cream, chocolate spread, but was wondering what else, and size of items not so important, I like a challenge

Ice cream.

Candles

Clothes pegs

One of those electric fly swatter rackets remove the racket head wire ir up to a pair of nails instead and you have a home made taster (I have one great fun lol)

clothes line

Extra strong mints

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

Cable ties

Knickers

Bra

Holdups

Clothes pegs

Dog collar and lead

Washing line

Baby oil

Eye mask

Garden bean canes

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By *ymrocruMan
over a year ago

penygroes

I get most of my knickers from Asda.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"I get most of my knickers from Asda.

You on security there???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The store manager?

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