FabSwingers.com forum: Wank ban

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

kim gone to work early, I woke with a raging hard on and really needed to make myself cum. I text her to tell her and she said she wants by balls full for when she gets home cos she wants a full load all over her face, and if I do make myself cum there's no sex later.

How bloody selfish is that!!!

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By *arty LoversCouple
over a year ago

kent

Have a wank then go and eat some bananas. She'll never know ??

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Have a wank then go and eat some bananas. She'll never know ??"

Only if he hides the skins properly

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"Have a wank then go and eat some bananas. She'll never know ??

Only if he hides the skins properly

lmfao

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By *arty LoversCouple
over a year ago

kent

This true. Forgot to say. Use lots of E45 too lol. Feels great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now I'm confused.

Do I put lots of e45 on the bananas and eat them?

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By *arty LoversCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Now I'm confused.

Do I put lots of e45 on the bananas and eat them?"

Maybe it's best you listen to your wife and use contraception lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's best you listen to your wife and use contraception lol"

Oooh, that's just mean... love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I'm confused.

Do I put lots of e45 on the bananas and eat them?

Maybe it's best you listen to your wife and use contraception lol"

Not taking your advice again.

I got a few bananas, put condoms on them and covered them in e45, tried to eat one, started chocking ,held onto the kitchen worktop and accidentally knocked a banana skin on the floor and then slipped on it and knocked myself out on the fridge.

I'm not horny anymore and still have a ball bag full of sperm, so it worked in that respect.

Just hope the headache goes before Kim gets home.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Now I'm confused.

Do I put lots of e45 on the bananas and eat them?

Maybe it's best you listen to your wife and use contraception lol

Not taking your advice again.

I'm not horny anymore and still have a ball bag full of sperm, so it worked in that respect.

Just hope the headache goes before Kim gets home.

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haha.. get some zinc tablets if you want a heavier load

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