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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck, Kiss or avoid??

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By *ranCanaria69Man
over a year ago

AYRSHiRE (+)GLASGOW(+) xx

Kiss & Cuddle & another KISS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck, Kiss or avoid??

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Avoid, something fishy about her.

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"Fuck, Kiss or avoid??

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. Definitely avoid . I find it hard to believe so many people would even consider voting for her or her policies

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

looks like a Krankie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid!

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By *REEN GRASSMan
over a year ago

worcester

I'll second she looks like a Crankie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll second she looks like a Crankie"

not just me thinking that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way!!!

AVOID!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back away slowly holding a cross and sprinkling holy water in her general direction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back away slowly holding a cross and sprinkling holy water in her general direction."

good one

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By *icolehertsCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Is "wouldn't piss on if on fire" one of the options

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Avoid,exterminate if possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hug kiss and vote for her and snp everytime

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Miss Hitler - Wants to BAN PIES !!!

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By *44bertCouple
over a year ago

Inverness


"Fuck, Kiss or avoid??

. Definitely avoid . I find it hard to believe so many people would even consider voting for her or her policies "

Well, apart from the fact she's not actually standing for parliament...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is she nicknamed "gnasher"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are the kiss fuck avoid threads for Ed, David, Nick and Nigel? Can't stand the woman's politics but really. ...c'mon guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where Is Alex Salmond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur :

" You get out and check - you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

" You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”

The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered,his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.

" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola.

The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whisky,The wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."

" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.

" I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur :

" You get out and check - you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

" You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”

The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered,his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.

" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola.

The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whisky,The wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."

" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.

" I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.""

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

Anybody that can get under the skin of so many englishmen deserves a big kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid she looks like rab c nesbits wife.

Mary!!!

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Avoid - Like the plague, thanks

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur :

" You get out and check - you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

" You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”

The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered,his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.

" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola.

The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whisky,The wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."

" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.

" I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.""

. Excellent story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is an excellent politician and has came across the best in the debates.

She has some brilliant policies for Scotland and if I was in Scotland she would be the person/party I would be voting for

Tories and Labour haven't exactly helped their case up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody that can get under the skin of so many englishmen deserves a big kiss"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicola Sturgeon has the most un-kissable lips Ive seen on a woman in ages!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody that can get under the skin of so many englishmen deserves a big kiss

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yes we can smell their fear from up hear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is sloppy seconds an option?

Yeah, great, but only after David Cameron goes first..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicola Sturgeon has the most un-kissable lips Ive seen on a woman in ages!! "

My god, when did you get to see inside her kecks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicola Sturgeon has the most un-kissable lips Ive seen on a woman in ages!!

My god, when did you get to see inside her kecks?"

Ha - well she'll be whoring herself around on Friday I think!!

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

Would love to fuck her ---- before she fucks the rest of the UK

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur :

" You get out and check - you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

" You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”

The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered,his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.

" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola.

The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whisky,The wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."

" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.

" I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope her make up is dodgy.. and she cant walk in heels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would love to fuck her ---- before she fucks the rest of the UK"

very good I like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This conversation will show up on their radar as feedback for her in the polls lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She looks the sort of woman who'd sweat and smell. So I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody that can get under the skin of so many englishmen deserves a big kiss

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Normally I would agree but I still cannot stand the woman or more particularly her opinions & policies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid and build Hadrians wall 100 feet tall to stop anyone coming over the border. Cut all ties with Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"looks like a Krankie"

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

Most dangerous woman in the UK , would not trust her one bit, Alex Salmonds puppet as he failed in his independence promise to the Scottish people, then pretended to fall in his braveheart sword only to be reincarnated in the image of a Scottish terror with lipstick (no spelling mistake)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Avoid and build Hadrians wall 100 feet tall to stop anyone coming over the border. Cut all ties with Scotland "

Why? We're a lovely bunch - we really are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id vote for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Avoid and build Hadrians wall 100 feet tall to stop anyone coming over the border. Cut all ties with Scotland "

I love it, I love it, I love it.

You get a 100 foot mound of earth, Ed Cameron and Nigel Clegg. We get Nicola and Trident. Fancy a fight ?

Get real folks, she is an ordinary lass made good. It is simple. She is approachable, doesn't cause so much grief she needs body guards and armed security.

Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Avoid and build Hadrians wall 100 feet tall to stop anyone coming over the border. Cut all ties with Scotland "

woopty doo

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Avoid and build Hadrians wall 100 feet tall to stop anyone coming over the border. Cut all ties with Scotland

I love it, I love it, I love it.

You get a 100 foot mound of earth, Ed Cameron and Nigel Clegg. We get Nicola and Trident. Fancy a fight ?

Get real folks, she is an ordinary lass made good. It is simple. She is approachable, doesn't cause so much grief she needs body guards and armed security.

Gary"

Nicola does, indeed, have a personal protection officer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Avoid and build Hadrians wall 100 feet tall to stop anyone coming over the border. Cut all ties with Scotland

I love it, I love it, I love it.

You get a 100 foot mound of earth, Ed Cameron and Nigel Clegg. We get Nicola and Trident. Fancy a fight ?

Get real folks, she is an ordinary lass made good. It is simple. She is approachable, doesn't cause so much grief she needs body guards and armed security.

Gary

Nicola does, indeed, have a personal protection officer."

More than one when I saw her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Avoid and build Hadrians wall 100 feet tall to stop anyone coming over the border. Cut all ties with Scotland

I love it, I love it, I love it.

You get a 100 foot mound of earth, Ed Cameron and Nigel Clegg. We get Nicola and Trident. Fancy a fight ?

Get real folks, she is an ordinary lass made good. It is simple. She is approachable, doesn't cause so much grief she needs body guards and armed security.

Gary

Nicola does, indeed, have a personal protection officer.

More than one when I saw her."

Does she really? When I met her, I would have sworn there wasn't one anywhere and I was looking out for exactly that. Very low key.

Did you meet her at a rally, I was at a low key affair.

Gary

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By *tickyfingers.24Man
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

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By *tickyfingers.24Man
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell


"Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur :

" You get out and check - you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

" You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”

The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered,his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.

" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola.

The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whisky,The wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."

" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.

" I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow." "

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nicola Sturgeon has told MSPs she wants Ed Miliband as Prime Minister because “he’s no’ a Tory.

She has a funny way of showing it.

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

Sorry I am unable to answer the question as there is no 'act like a monkey and chuck faeces at her' option

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall


"Hug kiss and vote for her and snp everytime "

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"

Tories and Labour haven't exactly helped their case up there"

Wrong the Conservatives have indeed helped their case. The more votes SNP get the more it helps get the Conservatives elected.

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By *44bertCouple
over a year ago

Inverness


"Avoid and build Hadrians wall 100 feet tall to stop anyone coming over the border. Cut all ties with Scotland "

You do realize Hadrian's Wall isn't actually in Scotland..? It was hilarious that old dodgy Nige didn't know this either...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think she is really hot, amazing legs and body, strong minded, find that a big turn on, would love to fuck her and lots more

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

possibly avoid...BUT def play with Leanne Wood...

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

She does look like she will enjoy a good coalition...

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur :

" You get out and check - you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

" You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”

The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered,his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.

" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola.

The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whisky,The wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."

" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.

" I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow." "

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Leanne anytime over the krankie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing charming about her at all....big avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I am unable to answer the question as there is no 'act like a monkey and chuck faeces at her' option "

im sure you could stand in front of mirror and do that lol fck you prob do all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicola Sturgeon has told MSPs she wants Ed Miliband as Prime Minister because “he’s no’ a Tory.

She has a funny way of showing it."

why has she a funny way of showing it ?

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By *ongton loversCouple
over a year ago

stokeontrent

When she was wee mrs krankie.. They we're swingers..

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By *artha_CDTV/TS
over a year ago

St Mellons, Cardiff


"I think she is really hot, amazing legs and body, strong minded, find that a big turn on, would love to fuck her and lots more "

And she knows how to dress well!

I'd certainly prefer her to DC, EM or NC. On the other hand if NF made me an offer I'd probably vomit!

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By *cotbbtopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

avoid

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I think she is really hot, amazing legs and body, strong minded, find that a big turn on, would love to fuck her and lots more

And she knows how to dress well!

I'd certainly prefer her to DC, EM or NC. On the other hand if NF made me an offer I'd probably vomit! "

With a household income of c £250,000 per annum, she can afford to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think she is really hot, amazing legs and body, strong minded, find that a big turn on, would love to fuck her and lots more

And she knows how to dress well!

I'd certainly prefer her to DC, EM or NC. On the other hand if NF made me an offer I'd probably vomit!

With a household income of c £250,000 per annum, she can afford to."

whats her household income got to do with anything?oh and you never answered my other question further up the thread

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I think she is really hot, amazing legs and body, strong minded, find that a big turn on, would love to fuck her and lots more

And she knows how to dress well!

I'd certainly prefer her to DC, EM or NC. On the other hand if NF made me an offer I'd probably vomit!

With a household income of c £250,000 per annum, she can afford to.

whats her household income got to do with anything?oh and you never answered my other question further up the thread"

The fact she can afford to dress well.

What other question?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Nicola Sturgeon has told MSPs she wants Ed Miliband as Prime Minister because “he’s no’ a Tory.

She has a funny way of showing it.

why has she a funny way of showing it ?"

This one?

Trying to reduce the number of Labour MPs won't help Ed become PM, no matter how much Nicola says that's what she wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicola Sturgeon has told MSPs she wants Ed Miliband as Prime Minister because “he’s no’ a Tory.

She has a funny way of showing it.

why has she a funny way of showing it ?

This one?

Trying to reduce the number of Labour MPs won't help Ed become PM, no matter how much Nicola says that's what she wants."

oh so we have all to vote for a labour party who have taken the scottish ppl for granted for years?no thanks

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Nicola Sturgeon has told MSPs she wants Ed Miliband as Prime Minister because “he’s no’ a Tory.

She has a funny way of showing it.

why has she a funny way of showing it ?

This one?

Trying to reduce the number of Labour MPs won't help Ed become PM, no matter how much Nicola says that's what she wants.

oh so we have all to vote for a labour party who have taken the scottish ppl for granted for years?no thanks "

You don't HAVE to do anything but if you want rid of Cameron, the only way to do it is to vote Labour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicola Sturgeon has told MSPs she wants Ed Miliband as Prime Minister because “he’s no’ a Tory.

She has a funny way of showing it.

why has she a funny way of showing it ?

This one?

Trying to reduce the number of Labour MPs won't help Ed become PM, no matter how much Nicola says that's what she wants.

oh so we have all to vote for a labour party who have taken the scottish ppl for granted for years?no thanks

You don't HAVE to do anything but if you want rid of Cameron, the only way to do it is to vote Labour."

And there speaks a true Murphy supporter. If the opposition parties can gain the confidence of the house, ie cobble together a majority, and vote down the Tory Queen's speech then Cameron is out. So, your last bit about voting labour is utter guff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicola Sturgeon has told MSPs she wants Ed Miliband as Prime Minister because “he’s no’ a Tory.

She has a funny way of showing it.

why has she a funny way of showing it ?

This one?

Trying to reduce the number of Labour MPs won't help Ed become PM, no matter how much Nicola says that's what she wants.

oh so we have all to vote for a labour party who have taken the scottish ppl for granted for years?no thanks

You don't HAVE to do anything but if you want rid of Cameron, the only way to do it is to vote Labour."

doesnt really bother me whos pm as red and blue tories are just the same and actually id rather cameron coz milliband is a total plonker

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"N

And there speaks a true Murphy supporter. If the opposition parties can gain the confidence of the house, ie cobble together a majority, and vote down the Tory Queen's speech then Cameron is out. So, your last bit about voting labour is utter guff."

Not so David Cameron could form a minority government and carry on as prime minister, he would only have to resign if he lost a vote of no confidence.

In practice however the prime minsiter is expecteed to resign if he does not think he can command the confidence of the house, then if any other party thinks they can command the confidence of the housae they can try.

So it is possible that the SNP could try and gain the support of the Conservatives to enable the SNP to command the confidence of the house.

Very unlikely but democratically possible

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

she reminds me of mrs mertell of Germanys younger sister .......nooooooo

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By *ongton loversCouple
over a year ago

stokeontrent


"she reminds me of mrs mertell of Germanys younger sister .......nooooooo"

Angela Merkel is running this country anyway.. She holds the purse strings..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck, Kiss or avoid??

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Id avoid her I think her pussy has steel teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummmm garlic and a wooden stake springs to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman is a ledge. Fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire"

fud

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

A true double bagger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire"

I'm sure she'd lose sleep if she knew

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Well it seems thst its going to be England who stop Ed Millband becoming Prime Minister

Makex no difference if the Scottish sests are all Labour or all SNP Ed will still fall shory of tory seats in England

So the English voters keep Cameron in power

You cant blame this one on the Scots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss (on the cheek) but if Kezia wasn't Labour she would receive swollen goods.

B

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Deffo one to Avoid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire

I'm sure she'd lose sleep if she knew "

Who cares.

I'm not going to apologise for having an opinion. I can't stand the woman.

There are some people who probably don't like me. That's entirely up to them. It's their right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire

I'm sure she'd lose sleep if she knew

Who cares.

I'm not going to apologise for having an opinion. I can't stand the woman.

There are some people who probably don't like me. That's entirely up to them. It's their right."

Indeed it is. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire

I'm sure she'd lose sleep if she knew

Who cares.

I'm not going to apologise for having an opinion. I can't stand the woman.

There are some people who probably don't like me. That's entirely up to

them. It's their right."

still a fud

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire

I'm sure she'd lose sleep if she knew

Who cares.

I'm not going to apologise for having an opinion. I can't stand the woman.

There are some people who probably don't like me. That's entirely up to

them. It's their right.

still a fud "

Well she done a good job

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By *ighorn2006Man
over a year ago

Ceredigion / N France

Only if she was wearing her Krankies outfit !!!!!

Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's probably a really nice person. Not someone I could agree with if talking politics but if she fancied a swap I wouldn't say no. Not sure if Mrs N would be prepared to take one for the team though. Mr S isn't really her type of what I briefly saw of him. It would have to be a FFM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet she was a bully in the school yard.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Bet she was a bully in the school yard."
If you got bullied in the school yard from women, you should change your sexual preference to gay and keep voting lib dem

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By *enno1TV/TS
over a year ago

Burntwood ish

fuck her mouth all night, get her to shut the fuck up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck her mouth all night, get her to shut the fuck up!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet she was a bully in the school yard.If you got bullied in the school yard from women, you should change your sexual preference to gay and keep voting lib dem"

She has most likely got bigger balls than most men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think she is really hot, amazing legs and body, strong minded, find that a big turn on, would love to fuck her and lots more "

Bizarrely I agree. I bet she's an animal in bed. A lady who knows what she wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicola has never been seen in the same room as Susan Boyle .........anyone else suspicious ?

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I'd fuck her

She's cute

And clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd fuck some sense into her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

re-build Hadrian's Wall - avoid her - let them have their independence and tell them not to mither us when they go bankrupt. Sick of such a small bit of the UK having such a big say to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"re-build Hadrian's Wall - avoid her - let them have their independence and tell them not to mither us when they go bankrupt. Sick of such a small bit of the UK having such a big say to be honest."
If you have a first past the post system its called democracy.

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By *er himWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"re-build Hadrian's Wall - avoid her - let them have their independence and tell them not to mither us when they go bankrupt. Sick of such a small bit of the UK having such a big say to be honest."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"re-build Hadrian's Wall - avoid her - let them have their independence and tell them not to mither us when they go bankrupt. Sick of such a small bit of the UK having such a big say to be honest. "

But remember we're all better together?? That's why all the UK party leaders we're tripping over themselfs begging Scotland to stay.

A happy Union of Nations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it weren't for the national security issue I would say cut her loose and see how long it is before she is asking for yet more English tax payers money.

While I'm at it the electoral system needs changing, the snp got about 3% of the vote yet got 48 seats, ukip got around 14% and got 1 seat, I don't hold for ukip but how's that fair or rite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it weren't for the national security issue I would say cut her loose and see how long it is before she is asking for yet more English tax payers money.

While I'm at it the electoral system needs changing, the snp got about 3% of the vote yet got 48 seats, ukip got around 14% and got 1 seat, I don't hold for ukip but how's that fair or rite!"

Wasn't there a vote on changing FPTP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it weren't for the national security issue I would say cut her loose and see how long it is before she is asking for yet more English tax payers money.

While I'm at it the electoral system needs changing, the snp got about 3% of the vote yet got 48 seats, ukip got around 14% and got 1 seat, I don't hold for ukip but how's that fair or rite!

Wasn't there a vote on changing FPTP?"

Don't think it got through the house. No government is going to change it if they think it will diminish there majority, pr would only benefit the smaller party's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot stand her.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"re-build Hadrian's Wall - avoid her - let them have their independence and tell them not to mither us when they go bankrupt. Sick of such a small bit of the UK having such a big say to be honest."
Scotland has roughly 10% of the population of GB, The SNP have around 10% of the seats at Westminster. Can you tell why they have to big a say? seems fair to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it weren't for the national security issue I would say cut her loose and see how long it is before she is asking for yet more English tax payers money.

While I'm at it the electoral system needs changing, the snp got about 3% of the vote yet got 48 seats, ukip got around 14% and got 1 seat, I don't hold for ukip but how's that fair or rite!

Wasn't there a vote on changing FPTP?

Don't think it got through the house. No government is going to change it if they think it will diminish there majority, pr would only benefit the smaller party's."

Well it didn't get through the house, so surely they can't jump up and down that it's not fair.

Have to play by the rules of the game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"re-build Hadrian's Wall - avoid her - let them have their independence and tell them not to mither us when they go bankrupt. Sick of such a small bit of the UK having such a big say to be honest.Scotland has roughly 10% of the population of GB, The SNP have around 10% of the seats at Westminster. Can you tell why they have to big a say? seems fair to me."

Lol - basically because your Maths is wrong - you need to look at the percentage of VOTES the SNP got - nowhere near 10% !!!!

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"re-build Hadrian's Wall - avoid her - let them have their independence and tell them not to mither us when they go bankrupt. Sick of such a small bit of the UK having such a big say to be honest.Scotland has roughly 10% of the population of GB, The SNP have around 10% of the seats at Westminster. Can you tell why they have to big a say? seems fair to me.

Lol - basically because your Maths is wrong - you need to look at the percentage of VOTES the SNP got - nowhere near 10% !!!!"

That's not how democracy works.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

.....like the plague.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope I live long enough to see the scotts get independence plus another five to ten years to see them fail miserably.

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By *ancs30Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Oh go on then....... Fuck

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By *inytitsbigcockCouple
over a year ago

glos


"Fuck, Kiss or avoid??

"

avoid looks like Janette Tough from the krankies

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"I hope I live long enough to see the scotts get independence plus another five to ten years to see them fail miserably."
Why so bitter mate? You jealous of what us Scots keep under our kilts?

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I hope I live long enough to see the scotts get independence plus another five to ten years to see them fail miserably.Why so bitter mate? You jealous of what us Scots keep under our kilts?"

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER


"looks like a Krankie"

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

Can't stand the woman, reminds me of Rab C Nesbits wife

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Can't stand the woman, reminds me of Rab C Nesbits wife"

Nicola and Elaine C are big buddies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for all the wonderful entertainment folks! I'm with the avoid like the plague lot!

Keep smiling !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd fuck her.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Avoid and build Hadrians wall 100 feet tall to stop anyone coming over the border. Cut all ties with Scotland "

I second that

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By *untimes_2009Couple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Like the Plague.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She thinks she is Joan of arc so just burn her on the stake like her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Various anagrams of her full name - Nicola Ferguson Sturgeon - come up with some amusing combinations such as:

ungracefulness giro toon; color sergeant fungus ion; Nuclear fusion gorge snot; nectareous sinful gorgon.

There's many more courtesy of on-line anagram makers.

In answer to the OP, I'd make every effort to not be in the same room as her. It would take me all my time not to throttle her. I reckon she should be sent to Berlin as a doppleganger for Iron Knickers Merkel.

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