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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi all, anybody know of a quick fix for crabs ? I have a meet tomorrow night but can get to chemist first thing in the morning !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bleach shampoo

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I think the shampoo for head lice works on pubic lice too

Check at the chemist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vim and a scouring pad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flamethrower

Ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Somebody said boiling water

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Somebody said boiling water "

I think if you are going to use boiling water you might as well cancel the meet now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somebody said boiling water

I think if you are going to use boiling water you might as well cancel the meet now. "

And head to a&be in preparation

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .

"

I had a friend who had them in her eyebrows and eyelashes.

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Think OP might just be having a larf eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave everything off...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .

I had a friend who had them in her eyebrows and eyelashes. "

WTF!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .

I had a friend who had them in her eyebrows and eyelashes. "

Arrgghhh

This is worse than the bug in the beard post I read earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .

"

Didn't think of that ! Excellent !! Like a lot of ladies on FAB she does appear to have a tash, and a rather fetching stubble

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Ok serious reply now. I think it might be best if you cancel your meet, if they're anything like head lice it'll take a couple of goes to get rid of the little blighters.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .

I had a friend who had them in her eyebrows and eyelashes.

WTF!?! "

Yep! They don't mind where the hair is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .

I had a friend who had them in her eyebrows and eyelashes. "

OMFG !!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .

I had a friend who had them in her eyebrows and eyelashes.

Arrgghhh

This is worse than the bug in the beard post I read earlier "

This was in the seventies she was mortified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh we love crabs. Can u meet us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a pound of castor sugar and rub it well in.It rots the their teeth and you will get a good nights sleep

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Mr N had a friend who had them and used to (allegedly) get them to fight each other.

We have some odd conversations in our house.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .

I had a friend who had them in her eyebrows and eyelashes.

WTF!?!

Yep! They don't mind where the hair is."

The ones on your hairy arse crack are the worse to get rid of apparently - they dive into the nearest dark hole when the see the shampoo coming....

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

This is hilarious... pmsl..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr N had a friend who had them and used to (allegedly) get them to fight each other.

We have some odd conversations in our house."

I have managed to train two of them to crawl off and retrieve tiny chunks of ham

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Mr N had a friend who had them and used to (allegedly) get them to fight each other.

We have some odd conversations in our house.

I have managed to train two of them to crawl off and retrieve tiny chunks of ham "

That's most useful. I think you should keep the crabs and ditch the meet, you'll eventually have them trained to bring sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr N had a friend who had them and used to (allegedly) get them to fight each other.

We have some odd conversations in our house.

I have managed to train two of them to crawl off and retrieve tiny chunks of ham

That's most useful. I think you should keep the crabs and ditch the meet, you'll eventually have them trained to bring sandwiches."

Once I can get them to make a sandwich its BGT time !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was once in a pub quiz team with an ex and another couple we knew. 2 of us were Pisces and the other 2 were Cancer, our team name was Fish & Crabs

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if they read this post,I doubt they will meet you anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also from your other forum post,sounds like you have a wife

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London


"Ok serious reply now. I think it might be best if you cancel your meet, if they're anything like head lice it'll take a couple of goes to get rid of the little blighters."

Yeah, reschedule dude.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Shave everything off...!!"

This was sarcastic, right?

(As they burrow under the skin so shaving will not rid you of them)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"also from your other forum post,sounds like you have a wife "

No shit Sherlock

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By *orethancurvesWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

On a serious note tho....... do people still really get crabs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"also from your other forum post,sounds like you have a wife "

Also from your profile it says you have a sense of humour ? I'm guessing that's just with jokes that don't go over your head eh ?

Some People on these forums need to have a good luck inside themselves and ditch the moralistic self righteous opinions. After all you all have a profile on a swingers site so none of you are Mary Poppins exactly .

By the way, wife says thank you for sticking up for her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a serious note tho....... do people still really get crabs?"

I am sure they do you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ask for a blow job , as long as she hasn't got a tash should be okay .

I had a friend who had them in her eyebrows and eyelashes.

WTF!?!

Yep! They don't mind where the hair is.

The ones on your hairy arse crack are the worse to get rid of apparently - they dive into the nearest dark hole when the see the shampoo coming...."

They can be lured out with a crunchie though......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"also from your other forum post,sounds like you have a wife

Also from your profile it says you have a sense of humour ? I'm guessing that's just with jokes that don't go over your head eh ?

Some People on these forums need to have a good luck inside themselves and ditch the moralistic self righteous opinions. After all you all have a profile on a swingers site so none of you are Mary Poppins exactly .

By the way, wife says thank you for sticking up for her "

I don't think you have been very fair or nice here. I read your original post and thought, 'he can't be serious!'. However, people can and do post the strangest things on here and there was no clue in your OP that it was a wind-up.

People who mentioned your wife or who were slightly critical of your laissez-faire attitude to having crabs and about to go on a meet, are entitled to their opinion. This is an open forum after all. Then to turn nasty because people didn't get your little joke is out of order. Everyone has their own reasons for being on here and do not need to be told to 'have a good look at themselves, they probably already have done that a long while ago.

I have a sense of humour, but I don't find you funny. BTW, please feel free to try to rip me a new one because I didn't nod my head and agree with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somebody said boiling water

I think if you are going to use boiling water you might as well cancel the meet now. "

Literally laughing out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"also from your other forum post,sounds like you have a wife

Also from your profile it says you have a sense of humour ? I'm guessing that's just with jokes that don't go over your head eh ?

Some People on these forums need to have a good luck inside themselves and ditch the moralistic self righteous opinions. After all you all have a profile on a swingers site so none of you are Mary Poppins exactly .

By the way, wife says thank you for sticking up for her

I don't think you have been very fair or nice here. I read your original post and thought, 'he can't be serious!'. However, people can and do post the strangest things on here and there was no clue in your OP that it was a wind-up.

People who mentioned your wife or who were slightly critical of your laissez-faire attitude to having crabs and about to go on a meet, are entitled to their opinion. This is an open forum after all. Then to turn nasty because people didn't get your little joke is out of order. Everyone has their own reasons for being on here and do not need to be told to 'have a good look at themselves, they probably already have done that a long while ago.

I have a sense of humour, but I don't find you funny. BTW, please feel free to try to rip me a new one because I didn't nod my head and agree with you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"also from your other forum post,sounds like you have a wife

Also from your profile it says you have a sense of humour ? I'm guessing that's just with jokes that don't go over your head eh ?

Some People on these forums need to have a good luck inside themselves and ditch the moralistic self righteous opinions. After all you all have a profile on a swingers site so none of you are Mary Poppins exactly .

By the way, wife says thank you for sticking up for her

I don't think you have been very fair or nice here. I read your original post and thought, 'he can't be serious!'. However, people can and do post the strangest things on here and there was no clue in your OP that it was a wind-up.

People who mentioned your wife or who were slightly critical of your laissez-faire attitude to having crabs and about to go on a meet, are entitled to their opinion. This is an open forum after all. Then to turn nasty because people didn't get your little joke is out of order. Everyone has their own reasons for being on here and do not need to be told to 'have a good look at themselves, they probably already have done that a long while ago.

I have a sense of humour, but I don't find you funny. BTW, please feel free to try to rip me a new one because I didn't nod my head and agree with you."

Someone's feeling crabby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"also from your other forum post,sounds like you have a wife

Also from your profile it says you have a sense of humour ? I'm guessing that's just with jokes that don't go over your head eh ?

Some People on these forums need to have a good luck inside themselves and ditch the moralistic self righteous opinions. After all you all have a profile on a swingers site so none of you are Mary Poppins exactly .

By the way, wife says thank you for sticking up for her

I don't think you have been very fair or nice here. I read your original post and thought, 'he can't be serious!'. However, people can and do post the strangest things on here and there was no clue in your OP that it was a wind-up.

People who mentioned your wife or who were slightly critical of your laissez-faire attitude to having crabs and about to go on a meet, are entitled to their opinion. This is an open forum after all. Then to turn nasty because people didn't get your little joke is out of order. Everyone has their own reasons for being on here and do not need to be told to 'have a good look at themselves, they probably already have done that a long while ago.

I have a sense of humour, but I don't find you funny. BTW, please feel free to try to rip me a new one because I didn't nod my head and agree with you.

Someone's feeling crabby! "

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

A bit of fish and a crappie line ,

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell


"Flamethrower

Ouch!!"

A flamethrower might be a bit extreme but I reckon you could burn them off with a lighter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shave everything off...!!

This was sarcastic, right?

(As they burrow under the skin so shaving will not rid you of them)"

That's not nits or crabs but scabies! Two treatments of a special cream from head to toe a week apart. I had a relative who had it and everyone who had been in contact with him had to have the same treatment, including all the hospital staff and other patients. If it is scabies which usually starts in the groin area it is very contagious and the itching does not start until you have had it for perhaps a month!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Shave everything off...!!

This was sarcastic, right?

(As they burrow under the skin so shaving will not rid you of them)

That's not nits or crabs but scabies! Two treatments of a special cream from head to toe a week apart. I had a relative who had it and everyone who had been in contact with him had to have the same treatment, including all the hospital staff and other patients. If it is scabies which usually starts in the groin area it is very contagious and the itching does not start until you have had it for perhaps a month!"

I know, I posted while half asleep and then remembered in the morning which one burrows.

Shaving still doesn't eradicate crabs though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Detol and a wire brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's why pubes are so gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks for the psychosomatic itch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anybody got any tips on how to train the little buggers then seeing as how I am stuck with them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody got any tips on how to train the little buggers then seeing as how I am stuck with them ? "

Cattle prod and vodka shots

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Anybody got any tips on how to train the little buggers then seeing as how I am stuck with them ? "

Desperate the females from the males and tell them that unless they perform circus tricks they'll never see their wives and children again. I think it would work.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Separate not desperate dammit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the chemist and buy Derbac M.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And No. I haven't had crabs for over 10 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And No. I haven't had crabs for over 10 years. "

So you've only had them for less than 10 years?

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