FabSwingers.com forum: Things we can learn from watching porn...

By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

That an MMF does'nt have to be even a tiny bit "gay" if you were at all worried about that

over to you

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"That an MMF does'nt have to be even a tiny bit "gay" if you were at all worried about that

over to you"

since when ?? not the ones I been in.

am I doing something wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"That an MMF does'nt have to be even a tiny bit "gay" if you were at all worried about that

over to you

since when ?? not the ones I been in.

am I doing something wrong

I wanna watch View porn hahahahaha

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

that every guy must have 9 inches minimum, shoot a quart of man yoghurt over the ooching and aaaing of the needy recipient..

sometimes ear plugs a must..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most porn actors/actresses have spotty bums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Most porn actors/actresses have spotty bums."

hahah that is so true,and bruises

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Women never remove shoes.

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

men keep their socks on

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By *homazcrownMan
over a year ago

London

that women always make so much noise,you couldn't possibly tell if she is faking or not

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

and some of them are not the best looking guys in the world

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By *woBiTwoCouple
over a year ago

north manchester

"That an MMF does'nt have to be even a tiny bit "gay"

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I'm not playing then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chicks always love it up the ass, in fact they prefer it .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"That an MMF does'nt have to be even a tiny bit "gay"

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I'm not playing then!

aaawww purely only posted for the ones that are scared that it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That women love to be touched up by complete strangers and will fall to their knees to give the bloke a BJ within seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg its true then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the bloke is constantly hard from before he comes on cam to when the cam goes off

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

All the women think that spunk tastes like honey

No preparation is required prior to anal sex… just whack it straight in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That when applying fake tan. You really should get on all fours. To avoid those white lines under your butt cheeks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always got a perfect pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always play safe

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11531325

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They always know how to put a smile on your face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have friends in the industry, i met a girl a long time ago who had been modelling since her teens and started a studio so she could do less modeling.

As her business grew i helped out around the place, she was a friend and there were a lot of benefits. :D

Things i have learned:

Sometimes the actors really do enjoy what they are doing, its about 50% real from what i've seen.

Some of the perfomers have given up jobs in the medical or legal proffesions to earn more money in porn.

most porn actresses are amazingly friendly when they realise you are used to what they do and don't expect them to let you straight into their panties.

Indusrty parties are a LOT of fun!

and lastly and most expensively,

If your supposed to be looking after a borrowed Bentley on location, don't get distracted by the "chauffeur" taking the "mistress" roughly up the bottom or her diamond ring will scratch the paint on the bonnet. :S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt to smack women around the face with my cock - They seem to love it!

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

All women love anal and then love sucking the cock afterwards

All guys can get a hard on and cum a dozen times by the gallon for hour after hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men never seem to wear pants

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By *arker.Man
over a year ago

Rugby

You can wipe your cock on her cheek without getting a slap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes always so happy for her friend/sister/mum/pet ardvark to join in...

(gotta stop watching that german stuff

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

15 secs tops off

30 secs pants off

and will somebody please shoot the "script writers" !!!

it's all dubbed afterwards anyway and consists of a 2/3 word vocabulary!

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By *slandcplCouple
over a year ago

canvey island

Ladies never ever fanny fart!

(In real life there are some really gifted anal musicians out there lol)

Amazingly some rare breed of cocks can miraculously change shape and colour in the blink of an eye!

And, all ladies make the same ooohh arrrrrssss (deja Stepford Wives)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most of the places in prn movies didnt use a interior designer lol

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By *ardybumsCouple
over a year ago

peekin under duvet is it safe?

saliva and spitting on your private parts is an acceptable form of lubrication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the plumber always turns up on time...

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By *yuiop08Man
over a year ago

Salford

"the plumber always turns up on time..."

......and they very rarely fix the leaks

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"the plumber always turns up on time...

......and they very rarely fix the leaks "

But get immense job satisfaction from their chosen career path!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have learnt to smack women around the face with my cock - They seem to love it!

This maybe true lol

That the women don't get half as much oral attention, as the men do

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