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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not sure how I got away with this last night but no word of a lie.

Ok so last night I got pulled over for speeding from a police car that just appeared behind me from out of the blue pulls me over and when he approached my car he askes ,,, what was the reason for speeding like then in wich I reply look I put my hands up and I know its no excuse but I really really really need to shit so im speeding to get to the toilet at mcdonalds in wich was just up the road from where I was ,,, he then chuckled a little bit and told me to just get on my way ( so I got away with it wooohooo ) haha

P.s I didn't actually need the toilet

so whats your best excuses for anything ???

Thanks

Dan x

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

brilliant excuse got none me afraid

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Oh that was you that I pulled over last night was its ? Your nicked son

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

got away with it.... till the summons turns up of course.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha

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