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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love going to the updates page and nosying at peoples status's. Often wonder whether the guys who write "horny as fuck any offers?" Ever actually get any offers?? (Oh and the "fuck" is usually spelt "fuk" :/ Haha) My favourite this morning is one which says "shag tonight, dont care what you look like" i mean honestly. Do these guys even count as swingers?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well saves them having to copy and paste a message dozens of times to different people.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

They're providing a valuable service in knowing who to block

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

easily ignored...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well mine just says what I'm up to that day. So its never going to be sexually ??

Mainly where I'm stopping for the night or what pub I'm off to.

Never thought the "who wants to fuk now" would be a success, but happy to be proved wrong ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love going to the updates page and nosying at peoples status's. Often wonder whether the guys who write "horny as fuck any offers?" Ever actually get any offers?? (Oh and the "fuck" is usually spelt "fuk" :/ Haha) My favourite this morning is one which says "shag tonight, dont care what you look like" i mean honestly. Do these guys even count as swingers?? Xx"

Seriously, you should read some of the things women write, I've had to block a load of locals I've never even spoken to just from the annoyance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy in particular makes me giggle everytime i see his statuses . In capital letters . I just want message him telling him thanks for the laugh x Marie x

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

If I have time I will write what I am up to and my bf writes the most outrageous ones, again when in the mood. Have struck up convoys about footie when watching mod. I like reading them from friends list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love the 'need my balls emptying' brigade

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I love the ones saying we are all stuck up and asking if anyone ever meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for a laugh but some of them are serious feckin morons.

Just saw one from a 45 year old woman and she's got to be a prize imbecile.

If anything else it made me feel good about myself.

Why they even bother writing the shite they do beggars belief. Forty five but displaying the communicative skills of a three year old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the ones that tempt me to tell them go elsewhere are the oh gawd im bored lot

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By *eithoWoman
over a year ago

Chatham

My favourite today from a newbie - 'who's dishing out BJs right now?'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they are great you should be able to FAB people's status it's better than face book and kills idle time in the day.

I just right any old random shit.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Gotta love the 'need my balls emptying' brigade "

Wonder if that approach works for them.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I love the ones saying we are all stuck up and asking if anyone ever meets."

Yep...usually followed by "these balls aren't going to empty themselves!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are usually boring or whingy at the moment

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