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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You could worry yourself to death but I'm sure you don't but there must be just 1 tiny thing in the back of your mind that must sometimes worry you. e.g.

Maybe they won't turn turn up

Maybe they won't like me

am I too big

am I too small

what if my cocks not big enough

I'll use a push up bra so my tits look bigger

I think one of the neighbour saw me get in his car.

I hope he doesn't notice my cock

I want to get this over and done with

I've eaten garlic and I stink!

FFS I know him from........!!

FFS I know her from ......!!

Just satire. Don't take it too seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are my balls hanging below my hemline

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry I'll ramble on.

It's what I do when I'm nervous so far I've been taken as charming in my reckless rambling....phew.

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

The size of my boobs..

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull


"Are my balls hanging below my hemline "

absolutly PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry if they would be crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just worry I won't live upto their expectations

I really worry about what they will think of me naked

Sometimes I get to the point I'm ready to cancel

I can't cope with knock backs not because I'm vain but because I have so little confidance in my looks being to I'm ugly just confirms what I already know and does make me wonder why I'm here

Oh yeah for sex

I am a worrier though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discretion although both parties are in the same boat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No one wants to walk away with a trophy labelled "Crap shag UK champion"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are they clean (body not mind) is always our worry ....and yes you would be surprise how many are not then its the dreaded we not going no further routine bye bye lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We worry about wether the relationship is stable with a couple and have butterflies when we fancy them xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry I'm too big and they will take one look and run

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

My hubby Spanish accent some women die's to hear it, as it is always remind them of holidays, and some don't, which we have not come across yet.

But normally turn out ok and nothing to worry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are my balls hanging below my hemline "

hahaha omg, fantastic answer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So no one has ever thought "Christ, I'm still pissed; I hope they don't notice".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So no one has ever thought "Christ, I'm still pissed; I hope they don't notice"."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will they think my cock is too small?

Will I cum too quickly?

Will they like the wine?

Will they like what I'm wearing?

The list goes on and on...usually ending in surely tidying the garage is going a bit far...

The insecurities of a middle aged man! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I worry I'll ramble on.

It's what I do when I'm nervous so far I've been taken as charming in my reckless rambling....phew. "

This....exactly...

I've waffled right through 'meets' before and had to come back another day....I'm terrible for it...luckily, I've always been welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I worry I'll ramble on.

It's what I do when I'm nervous so far I've been taken as charming in my reckless rambling....phew.

This....exactly...

I've waffled right through 'meets' before and had to come back another day....I'm terrible for it...luckily, I've always been welcome back "

Talking is one thing I've never had any problems with I can talk for England and very good at covering up those awkward silent moments on a first meet

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Will they look like their photos…..

Will we fancy each other…

Will we get on sufficiently to not have any awkward silences….

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh we don't worry about anything I think we must be odd . Although after an episode recently where Mr N had to pull into a lay by after a social and help me loosen my corset because I'd eaten too much and was about to pass out I do worry slightly that I might be too tightly laced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are my balls hanging below my hemline "

Lmao

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Are my balls hanging below my hemline "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are my balls hanging below my hemline "

I worry about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just worry I won't live upto their expectations

I really worry about what they will think of me naked

Sometimes I get to the point I'm ready to cancel

I can't cope with knock backs not because I'm vain but because I have so little confidance in my looks being to I'm ugly just confirms what I already know and does make me wonder why I'm here

Oh yeah for sex

I am a worrier though "

Pah you clearly see yourself differently too others, but i think that is the classic issue we all have, confidence is a difficult thing too maintain and keep realistic at the same time. I happen too think your definitely above average

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Will they look like their photos…..

Will we fancy each other…

Will we get on sufficiently to not have any awkward silences….

"

Bugger you got me there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for my own worries, think the biggest issue is i am terrible at telling if someone is into me or not, soo maybe that i get my body language wrong.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Although on a general note, I'm shitting myself now for lots of reasons. Self confidence at an all time low

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just worry I won't live upto their expectations

I really worry about what they will think of me naked

Sometimes I get to the point I'm ready to cancel

I can't cope with knock backs not because I'm vain but because I have so little confidance in my looks being to I'm ugly just confirms what I already know and does make me wonder why I'm here

Oh yeah for sex

I am a worrier though

Pah you clearly see yourself differently too others, but i think that is the classic issue we all have, confidence is a difficult thing too maintain and keep realistic at the same time. I happen too think your definitely above average "

You wouldn't if you saw me in the flesh, its easy to look better in a pic, blur out face, saggy bits covered, but in the flesh its warts and all, nowhere to hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As for my own worries, think the biggest issue is i am terrible at telling if someone is into me or not, soo maybe that i get my body language wrong."

Oh god yes me too

I wouldn't know someone flirting with me if they hit me in the face with a sign post saying fancy a shag

I think they are just being polite and friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just worry I won't live upto their expectations

I really worry about what they will think of me naked

Sometimes I get to the point I'm ready to cancel

I can't cope with knock backs not because I'm vain but because I have so little confidance in my looks being to I'm ugly just confirms what I already know and does make me wonder why I'm here

Oh yeah for sex

I am a worrier though

Pah you clearly see yourself differently too others, but i think that is the classic issue we all have, confidence is a difficult thing too maintain and keep realistic at the same time. I happen too think your definitely above average

You wouldn't if you saw me in the flesh, its easy to look better in a pic, blur out face, saggy bits covered, but in the flesh its warts and all, nowhere to hide

"

Seen you on cam a few years back when i was last on, and there were no Warts!! lol

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By *immCouple
over a year ago

Stourport on Severn


"As for my own worries, think the biggest issue is i am terrible at telling if someone is into me or not, soo maybe that i get my body language wrong.

Oh god yes me too

I wouldn't know someone flirting with me if they hit me in the face with a sign post saying fancy a shag

I think they are just being polite and friendly "

I am exactly the same and Mrs finds it funny that I just think they are being nice ...........

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By *entobMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"You could worry yourself to death but I'm sure you don't but there must be just 1 tiny thing in the back of your mind that must sometimes worry you. e.g.

Maybe they won't turn turn up

Maybe they won't like me

am I too big

am I too small

what if my cocks not big enough

I'll use a push up bra so my tits look bigger

I think one of the neighbour saw me get in his car.

I hope he doesn't notice my cock

I want to get this over and done with

I've eaten garlic and I stink!

FFS I know him from........!!

FFS I know her from ......!!

Just satire. Don't take it too seriously

"

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By *entobMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only thing i worry abt now is em turning up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just worry I won't live upto their expectations

I really worry about what they will think of me naked

Absolutely this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I worry I'll ramble on.

It's what I do when I'm nervous so far I've been taken as charming in my reckless rambling....phew.

This....exactly...

I've waffled right through 'meets' before and had to come back another day....I'm terrible for it...luckily, I've always been welcome back

Talking is one thing I've never had any problems with I can talk for England and very good at covering up those awkward silent moments on a first meet "

Nowt wrong with a bit of a blether......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As for my own worries, think the biggest issue is i am terrible at telling if someone is into me or not, soo maybe that i get my body language wrong.

Oh god yes me too

I wouldn't know someone flirting with me if they hit me in the face with a sign post saying fancy a shag

I think they are just being polite and friendly "
FANCY A SHAG?? sign post. Face slap your beautiful behave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As for my own worries, think the biggest issue is i am terrible at telling if someone is into me or not, soo maybe that i get my body language wrong.

Oh god yes me too

I wouldn't know someone flirting with me if they hit me in the face with a sign post saying fancy a shag

I think they are just being polite and friendly FANCY A SHAG?? sign post. Face slap your beautiful behave x "

Fuck me just hit me with a club and drag me off by my hair why don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry if the husband is pushing the wife to play.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I worry I'll ramble on.

It's what I do when I'm nervous so far I've been taken as charming in my reckless rambling....phew.

This....exactly...

I've waffled right through 'meets' before and had to come back another day....I'm terrible for it...luckily, I've always been welcome back

Talking is one thing I've never had any problems with I can talk for England and very good at covering up those awkward silent moments on a first meet

Nowt wrong with a bit of a blether...... "

If I remember rightly you describe yourself as a blethering idiot - although the last thing I took you for was an idiot. I found you witty and honest and extremely likeable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they will turn up lol so many like to waste time lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I worry if the husband is pushing the wife to play."

It's usually pretty obvious if one partner is pushing the other. We've witnessed both and the body language of the unwilling partner is easy to pick up on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm not good enough!

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By *aughtyal80Man
over a year ago

darlington

What if they don't like me

What if I'm too short

What if I get 'stage fright'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tend to worry that the other party won't like me and are only interested in Mrs N.

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

when meeting a fem ir a couple. " god I hope it's not just the dude that shows up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be odd as I don't worry about anything before a meet. I just see it as two (or more) people getting together for a chat and I'm more excited than anything else.

I'm probably more worried afterwards about the impression I made!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"As for my own worries, think the biggest issue is i am terrible at telling if someone is into me or not, soo maybe that i get my body language wrong.

Oh god yes me too

I wouldn't know someone flirting with me if they hit me in the face with a sign post saying fancy a shag

I think they are just being polite and friendly "

Same here

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

My main worries are usually, will I live up to their expectations and will we find things to talk about.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I worry just how bendy, roos actually is.

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By *ougarsandcubsWoman
over a year ago

Medway

I just hum a tune from the lion king

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"I worry just how bendy, roos actually is. "

Not very but don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Then there's the ultimate bit of paranoia:

I'll send them a sexy text message. Oh fuck i've sent it to the wrong person. Shit shit shit oh god what do i do now!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Then there's the ultimate bit of paranoia:

I'll send them a sexy text message. Oh fuck i've sent it to the wrong person. Shit shit shit oh god what do i do now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahahahahaha.......

I did that once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As for my own worries, think the biggest issue is i am terrible at telling if someone is into me or not, soo maybe that i get my body language wrong.

Oh god yes me too

I wouldn't know someone flirting with me if they hit me in the face with a sign post saying fancy a shag

I think they are just being polite and friendly FANCY A SHAG?? sign post. Face slap your beautiful behave x

Fuck me just hit me with a club and drag me off by my hair why don't you "
hugs first

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

Ahh there's one thing I hate hate hate about myself... Not my weight or my boobs or anything...

I HATE that even if I am freshly shaved or use hair removal cream or whatever and scrub and exfoliate until my skin is red raw - my hair folicals always look open? like I've skipped a day of shaving or like they're dirty or something - it just doesn't "look" smooth and it makes me worry hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are my balls hanging below my hemline "

Hahahaha I love you! ! :'''))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry that they won't like me!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Maybe I have my rose tinted spectacles on or maybe it's just been too long but I don't remember worrying about anything when I met people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I have my rose tinted spectacles on or maybe it's just been too long but I don't remember worrying about anything when I met people. "

U met me lol.

That night I'm

Worcester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if they will turn up and hope that they are easy to talk to. But I don't worry about anything. I trust my judgement.

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By *itTVlondonTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I don't worry about anything cos if nothing happens then it just doesn't - no point in worrying about it; very rarely have I asked my meet(s) to leave (but I have); I guess I like my men to be clean down there cos I love a clean cock and balls in my mouth, throat and inside me. I also tell my visitors that I may not click when I see them and might ask them (politely) to leave; that way both of us know where we stand pre and during meets. Once I know it's not going to work out I tell my men so I don't waste my time and can move on to the next meet; I never arrange only one meet at a time; I see more than one cock over the course of an evening so if one is crap the next one might be ok; but I never let myself become disappointed; fab is fab and lots of choice anyhow. I guess my catchphrase might be "NEXT!" and it should all be light-hearted; personally, I don't things too seriously and just try to have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not paranoid about it but I do sometimes wonder if I'll meet up to their sexual expectations of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will they look like their photos…..

Will we fancy each other…

Will we get on sufficiently to not have any awkward silences….

"

This! Although - ....... What exactly IS an awkward silence?? After half an hour in my company people long for silence!!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Are my balls hanging below my hemline "

Was just having my coffee at work which is now all over my trousers

There are two solutions to this problem:

1) longer hemline; or

2) shorter ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just worry I won't live upto their expectations

I really worry about what they will think of me naked

Sometimes I get to the point I'm ready to cancel

I can't cope with knock backs not because I'm vain but because I have so little confidance in my looks being to I'm ugly just confirms what I already know and does make me wonder why I'm here

Oh yeah for sex

I am a worrier though "
And your a lovely person on the inside too .. You have nothing to worry over .You are very real and down to earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are my balls hanging below my hemline

Was just having my coffee at work which is now all over my trousers

There are two solutions to this problem:

1) longer hemline; or

2) shorter ... "

I'm loving the responses to my simple worry.

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh there's one thing I hate hate hate about myself... Not my weight or my boobs or anything...

I HATE that even if I am freshly shaved or use hair removal cream or whatever and scrub and exfoliate until my skin is red raw - my hair folicals always look open? like I've skipped a day of shaving or like they're dirty or something - it just doesn't "look" smooth and it makes me worry hahaha"

Vasaline with wheat germ. Works a treat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely if you have conversed with the people concerned then you should have already worked out whether they match your expectations or not....??

I had one spontaneous meet where the guy had grown a full on beard since his profile pics which I do not "do"....the rest of him was like pics....so I refused to kiss him....now I would do social before meet if they are local enough, or talk on phone,and insist on recent pics....if they refuse then it is a no meet....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely if you have conversed with the people concerned then you should have already worked out whether they match your expectations or not....??

I had one spontaneous meet where the guy had grown a full on beard since his profile pics which I do not "do"....the rest of him was like pics....so I refused to kiss him....now I would do social before meet if they are local enough, or talk on phone,and insist on recent pics....if they refuse then it is a no meet...."

Good job it wasn't a girl on girl meet then

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