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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe this is just me but, why do people on here seem to struggle so much to construct a sentence.

I've just had someone message me saying "where u from?" followed by "fuck my wife for me"

I can't begin to state how much thongs like this annoy me...rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm....

I agree with the sentiment, but that's a great typo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I though that too!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Also....is your title a properly constructed sentence?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Shouldn't your first sentence end with a question mark?

Thongs can only get better though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shouldn't your first sentence end with a question mark?

Thongs can only get better though.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't there also be an apostrophe before your 9 OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe this is just me but, why do people on here seem to struggle so much to construct a sentence.

I've just had someone message me saying "where u from?" followed by "fuck my wife for me"

I can't begin to state how much thongs like this annoy me...rant over "
really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get back to school the fucking lot of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is asking you to fuck his wife and you are concerned about his grammer?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Get back to school the fucking lot of you! "

Don't you tell me what to do with your split infinitive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well after having a crash at age 21 and had to teach myself to read and write again some are not lazy but do struggle with this as I do but doesn't hold me back from running my own business were I don't get judged lol thank the Lord for spell checker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well after having a crash at age 21 and had to teach myself to read and write again some are not lazy but do struggle with this as I do but doesn't hold me back from running my own business were I don't get judged lol thank the Lord for spell checker "
and im dyslexic to so struggle lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe this is just me but, why do people on here seem to struggle so much to construct a sentence.

"

Hard to type one handed

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Well it is so nice to see such a high brow forum post? Also nice to hear the OP is in such demand that he is able to sort his fucks, through sentence construction, giving us all hope in finding some fun.The only problem which we may encounter is deciding to have the English lesson pre or post sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say, text talk or poorly written messages and profiles are a turn off for me. I also like punctuation and people who know the difference between 'there' and 'their'.

Fussy and proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have it during sex, an unusual fetish which could catch on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like some well spoken English during sex too. Although I'll also settle for French, Italian, Spanish, maybe even Welsh..

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

Thank spell for fuck checker.

Cat X

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Thongs ain't wot they used to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

different things put me off and turn me on - bad spelling would not stop me from sharing sexy fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank spell for fuck checker.

Cat X"

Would that get rid of the time wasters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone is asking you to fuck his wife and you are concerned about his grammer? "

Grammar

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

City

That thong th thong thong thong...

I'm singing it in my head now!!!!

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke


"Thank spell for fuck checker.

Cat X

Would that get rid of the time wasters? "

It would be a cool new feature.

Cat X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i scratch down the blackboard please

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry all, I didn't think this would get as much attention as it appears to have done.

My annoyance is partially to do with the fact that it doesn't take long to introduce yourself or even ask how they are. Instead you seem to have cavemen simply saying "You want sex".

based on the amount of responses I'm getting I feel as though I've turned into a slightly more mellow version of katie hopkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry all, I didn't think this would get as much attention as it appears to have done.

My annoyance is partially to do with the fact that it doesn't take long to introduce yourself or even ask how they are. Instead you seem to have cavemen simply saying "You want sex".

based on the amount of responses I'm getting I feel as though I've turned into a slightly more mellow version of katie hopkins"

I agree with your OP.

I'm giggling at the thought of a mellow Katie Hopkins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone is asking you to fuck his wife and you are concerned about his grammer? "

Grammar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

expect the best and worst reactions on here -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op this is the daily life of couples and single females. Although some will say "It's a sex site stop being so pretentious!" intelligence is sexy too as well as a good conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DaFuck Bruv

S'all about de pussy innit Blud

No Mans wannin dem Bitches to yabber bruv innit.

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe this is just me but, why do people on here seem to struggle so much to construct a sentence.

I've just had someone message me saying "where u from?" followed by "fuck my wife for me"

I can't begin to state how much thongs like this annoy me...rant over "

Now you know why women sometimes get hacked off on here!

About 3/4 of the messages that we get are similar - "Wot u up 2?", "Wanna fuck?" etc...

Day after day.....

Thank goodness I'm Bi, and am able to have nice conversations with other women - I think it would drive me insane if I were straight and this was all that I got...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to say, text talk or poorly written messages and profiles are a turn off for me. I also like punctuation and people who know the difference between 'there' and 'their'.

Fussy and proud "

This

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By *enninemarkMan
over a year ago

huddersfield/manchester


"Also....is your title a properly constructed sentence? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe this is just me but, why do people on here seem to struggle so much to construct a sentence.

I've just had someone message me saying "where u from?" followed by "fuck my wife for me"

I can't begin to state how much thongs like this annoy me...rant over "

Oh, the irony... Seriously, if you are going to post a topic about this then you really should check yourself first...

Just saying...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Some of it is just down to minimal effort that people invest in their conversations - if it's a portent of their bedroom efforts, then they are probably doing us a favour, by revealing this early on.

My spell checker on a small screened device sometimes changes words, so that the meaning goes astray, from what I'd intended it to be. When I'm tired, I don't check enough, and things creep in that make little sense.

I do wonder what it would be like to converse with these people in real life, those who appear to struggle to speak properly or effectively. Maybe it's just little more than caveman grunts. Worst thing would perhaps be that they wouldn't understand us, in some instances.

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By *ieutenantMan
over a year ago

london

Yes some may be unable to. But sex-wise. Very good. If you ask couples or females their preference regarding well educated but worthless in bed or uneducated but good in bed.

I presume you know the score. Without shadow of doubt.

Yes some women are very fussy about poor and unconstructive sentence. Remember all fingers are not equal

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

My husband cannot spell, he is intelligent and a big hit when we play out - no one has ever challenged him to a spelling bee before taking their pants off for him.....yet

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London


"Yes some may be unable to. But sex-wise. Very good. If you ask couples or females their preference regarding well educated but worthless in bed or uneducated but good in bed.

I presume you know the score. Without shadow of doubt.

Yes some women are very fussy about poor and unconstructive sentence. Remember all fingers are not equal "

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By *essie WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Inverness


"I have to say, text talk or poorly written messages and profiles are a turn off for me. I also like punctuation and people who know the difference between 'there' and 'their'.

Fussy and proud

This "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The difference between knowing your shit and people thinking you're shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Strange really. We judge our politicians based in part upon what they will do for education, yet many of us are ready to deride and mock a fab poster who suggests that a poor education might be a turn off for him. Surely fab is about choice: his choice might not be yours or ours, but why should that be a reason to take the piss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely fab is about choice: his choice might not be yours or ours, but why should that be a reason to take the piss? "

I think it's a choice... to take the piss

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"Surely fab is about choice: his choice might not be yours or ours, but why should that be a reason to take the piss?

I think it's a choice... to take the piss "

Fair enough - and that in itself tells the world something about you which will help them make their choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fair enough - and that in itself tells the world something about you which will help them make their choice. "

Would that be that I don't take shit written by strangers on an online forum too seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fair enough - and that in itself tells the world something about you which will help them make their choice.

Would that be that I don't take shit written by strangers on an online forum too seriously?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strange really. We judge our politicians based in part upon what they will do for education, yet many of us are ready to deride and mock a fab poster who suggests that a poor education might be a turn off for him. Surely fab is about choice: his choice might not be yours or ours, but why should that be a reason to take the piss? "

It's the same reason as people get all up a height when people say 'professional'; people are only bothered if it's something they're insecure about themselves. It is important to me how someone comes across in messages when our first contact with each other is online. If I met in clubs then I dare say it would be less of an issue, but I don't. So I'd entirely agree with the OP that it's a significant factor for me.

(However taking the piss out of the original post having a great typo is entirely legit )

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"Fair enough - and that in itself tells the world something about you which will help them make their choice.

Would that be that I don't take shit written by strangers on an online forum too seriously?

"

We're sure that none of it is taken too seriously - unless of course you are trying to get between someone's legs, in which case their choice might be significant.

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"Strange really. We judge our politicians based in part upon what they will do for education, yet many of us are ready to deride and mock a fab poster who suggests that a poor education might be a turn off for him. Surely fab is about choice: his choice might not be yours or ours, but why should that be a reason to take the piss?

It's the same reason as people get all up a height when people say 'professional'; people are only bothered if it's something they're insecure about themselves. It is important to me how someone comes across in messages when our first contact with each other is online. If I met in clubs then I dare say it would be less of an issue, but I don't. So I'd entirely agree with the OP that it's a significant factor for me.

(However taking the piss out of the original post having a great typo is entirely legit )"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone is asking you to fuck his wife and you are concerned about his grammer? "

ha ha ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're sure that none of it is taken too seriously - unless of course you are trying to get between someone's legs, in which case their choice might be significant."

To be honest I don't get your point. If somebody is so highly strung about the odd typo I don't think I'm too bothered about trying to get between their legs for light hearted fun. Life's too short.

I'm happy to debate the finer points of grammar, but only when naked and soaked in baby oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to say, text talk or poorly written messages and profiles are a turn off for me. I also like punctuation and people who know the difference between 'there' and 'their'.

Fussy and proud "

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By *ngels of Sin 69Couple
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Someone is asking you to fuck his wife and you are concerned about his grammer? "

That made us proper laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not about the spelling for me, being a terrible speller I can over look that, it's the text speak I can't stand. I want to meet someone who can mentally and physically stimulate me, so 'u ok bbe' is not going to cut it sadly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry all, I didn't think this would get as much attention as it appears to have done.

My annoyance is partially to do with the fact that it doesn't take long to introduce yourself or even ask how they are. Instead you seem to have cavemen simply saying "You want sex".

based on the amount of responses I'm getting I feel as though I've turned into a slightly more mellow version of katie hopkins"

I hear you loud and clear. It's not nice and it does create a bad impression, but on all fairness, it's 2015 and more modern people do have their own text speak ( If that's the correct expression ) so we stuck with it knowing it's only going to get worse.

10 yrs from now it'll be just a grunt sent directly to your ears, no phone or PC required and even that will be spelt wrong.

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

No " , " before OR after a but - back to school I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just looked that up and you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus the rules of grammar are constantly changing as this article proves so sticking to old school rules from 30yrs ago is a bit silly because the grammar Nazi look like a dinosaur.

http://theweek.com/articles/466720/7-grammar-rules-really-should-pay-attention

Trust me there's a lot more articles that that one.

Right; that's enough of this boring thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No " , " before OR after a but - back to school I think"

Missing a full stop. Should use an Em Dash instead of a hyphen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like irony.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The inability to construct a sentence, or be able to spell is an instant no-no from me.

The thing about not being able to spell, is that your computer will underline everything in red for you anyway, so there's really no excuse.

If you can't hold an Internet conversation, I can only imagine the depth of conversation in the flesh must be staggeringly insightful and interesting.

Thonk about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The difference between knowing your shit and people thinking you're shit?"

Or knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From people I know there's no obvious link between how good their company is to how well they write. Authors aren't generally known for their outgoing nature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...10 yrs from now it'll be just a grunt sent directly to your ears, no phone or PC required and even that will be spelt wrong."

This made me laugh out loud

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By *icked kittyCouple
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Sorry all, I didn't think this would get as much attention as it appears to have done.

My annoyance is partially to do with the fact that it doesn't take long to introduce yourself or even ask how they are. Instead you seem to have cavemen simply saying "You want sex".

based on the amount of responses I'm getting I feel as though I've turned into a slightly more mellow version of katie hopkins

I hear you loud and clear. It's not nice and it does create a bad impression, but on all fairness, it's 2015 and more modern people do have their own text speak ( If that's the correct expression ) so we stuck with it knowing it's only going to get worse.

10 yrs from now it'll be just a grunt sent directly to your ears, no phone or PC required and even that will be spelt wrong."

So funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plus the rules of grammar are constantly changing as this article proves so sticking to old school rules from 30yrs ago is a bit silly because the grammar Nazi look like a dinosaur.

"

Well of course people are free to invent their own grammar and to save a few seconds by using text speak...

... just as I am completely free to ignore them and seek somebody who can stimulate my mind...!

On the plus side, they can then use those few saved seconds to use their right hand for some other exercise that will make up for the atrophy caused by not writing nicely....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to mix it up myself, fully capable of conversing with an element of maturity but in all honesty i culdn't giv a flyin fook abowt the way sum1 tipes...

As long as their message is understandable & their intentions are clear i'm happy to promote to phone duties...it's when they sound like they type that we could encounter a problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Well of course people are free to invent their own grammar and to save a few seconds by using text speak...

... just as I am completely free to ignore them and seek somebody who can stimulate my mind...!

On the plus side, they can then use those few saved seconds to use their right hand for some other exercise that will make up for the atrophy caused by not writing nicely....

"

I love these threats. I'm sure dictionary sales have gone through the roof!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Well of course people are free to invent their own grammar and to save a few seconds by using text speak...

... just as I am completely free to ignore them and seek somebody who can stimulate my mind...!

On the plus side, they can then use those few saved seconds to use their right hand for some other exercise that will make up for the atrophy caused by not writing nicely....

I love these threats. I'm sure dictionary sales have gone through the roof!..

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