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By *ertiVogts OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter

Pussy,fanny,minge,chuff,c**t,twat etc.etc.My son's mother and both her sisters used to talk about their "fairy".What other names do you use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meme

lady garden

Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gateway to her guts - kev wilson

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By *odg123Man
over a year ago

southampton

Growler...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

foo foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuppence

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By *AZ MAN BOOMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge - inbetweeneers

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By *ertiVogts OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Growler...lol"

Growler always makes me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wizard Sleeve

Torn Pocket

Lady Garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foof/ foofy / foo foo

Moneybox

Tuppence

Flange

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By *nknownCallerMan
over a year ago

Bath

Department

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By *arksjamesMan
over a year ago

Warwick

clopper

clout

flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge,

Vag,

Privates,

Lady garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wafty growler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twinkle cave

Visa = gets stuff without money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knew someone once who called hers her 'nancy pluck a daisy' nan for short

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Axe wound

Tunnel of love

Gash

Flange

Spam purse

I could go on but they get more silly and more crude too lol..

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Pussy.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Love tunnel ,

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over a year ago


"Axe wound

Tunnel of love

Gash

Flange

Spam purse

I could go on but they get more silly and more crude too lol.."

At spam purse.

Her

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Man hole .

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By *onkersMan
over a year ago

livingston

trampled kebab

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By *nknownCallerMan
over a year ago

Bath

If we're going down there, I will admit to recently referring to an unkempt one as 'Area51'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foof/foofie

x

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By *LNBCouple
over a year ago

Droitwich

1.The Bearded Princess

2. Clasping Buttress

3. The Wardrobe to Narnia

4. Vagasurus

5. Disco Flaps

6. The Victory Garden

7. The Notorious V.A.G.

8. The Raspberry Cave

9. Ruby Fruit Jungle

10. Grundle

11. Frankenmuff

12. Crumpet

13. My Lasagna

14. Mooncup Vessel

15. Velvet Snapper

16. The Creamery

17. Honey Badger

18. Major Tom

19. Fiddly Bits

20. Baldy Capaldi

21. Princess Mufflepuff

22. Muffin Protector

23. Paradise Slice

24. Jazz Cafe

25. Babycave

26. Gandalf

27. Flappy Shlongstocking

28. Great Cthulhu

29. The Duke

30. Golden Virginia

31. Gigglebox

32. Flange Pot

33. Overlord Snigglebottoms

34. The Great Divide

35. Loveoven

36. Tickle Bucket

37. Hogwarts

38. Vagissimo

39. Whisker Biscuit

40. The Fertile Delta

41. Downtown Bonanza

42. Lipps Inc

43. Mrs. Sprinkles

44. Bear Grylls

45. University of Michigan

46. Vaginamite

47. Strawberry Muller Corner

48. Lord Vulvamort

49. Cute Little Euphemism

50. Excelsior!

51. Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs

52. Crumplezone

53. Hippos Yawn

54. Mermaid Purse

55. Little Man in the Canoe

56. The Twilight Zone

57. Cinnamon Portal

58. She Who Must Not Be Named

59. The Situation Room

60. Mixed Pickle

61. Fluffy Mutton Action Button

62. Chonky Dingle-pips

63. Crotch Puppet

64. Moonjuicer

65. The Great Barrier Queef

66. Peacemaker

67. Polly Pocket

68. George W.

69. Beaverville

70. Tender Slot Machine

71. Huggy Bear

72. Sweet Niblets

73. Tea Cake

74. Heathcliffe

75. Electric Tinkerbell

76. Home Entertainment Centre

77. Benedict Cumberbatch

78. Front Office

79. Squish Mitten

80. Jungle of Love

81. Bottlenose Flan Flan

82. Scaramanjita

83. Girltown

84. Bumbaclart

85. The Channel Tunnel

86. Baroness von Poontang

87. Brandysnap

88. Wet Lettuce

89. Um Bongo

90. Blunderbuss

91. Honkeytonkbadonkadonk

92. Count Flapula

93. Unobtanium

94. Funkytown

95. Night Prowler

96. Captain Cooter

97. Fruit of the Sea

98. Le Vestibule

99. Cosmic Oyster

100. The Spasm Chasm

101. Lady Cake

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By *ertiVogts OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"

1.The Bearded Princess

2. Clasping Buttress

3. The Wardrobe to Narnia

4. Vagasurus

5. Disco Flaps

6. The Victory Garden

7. The Notorious V.A.G.

8. The Raspberry Cave

9. Ruby Fruit Jungle

10. Grundle

11. Frankenmuff

12. Crumpet

13. My Lasagna

14. Mooncup Vessel

15. Velvet Snapper

16. The Creamery

17. Honey Badger

18. Major Tom

19. Fiddly Bits

20. Baldy Capaldi

21. Princess Mufflepuff

22. Muffin Protector

23. Paradise Slice

24. Jazz Cafe

25. Babycave

26. Gandalf

27. Flappy Shlongstocking

28. Great Cthulhu

29. The Duke

30. Golden Virginia

31. Gigglebox

32. Flange Pot

33. Overlord Snigglebottoms

34. The Great Divide

35. Loveoven

36. Tickle Bucket

37. Hogwarts

38. Vagissimo

39. Whisker Biscuit

40. The Fertile Delta

41. Downtown Bonanza

42. Lipps Inc

43. Mrs. Sprinkles

44. Bear Grylls

45. University of Michigan

46. Vaginamite

47. Strawberry Muller Corner

48. Lord Vulvamort

49. Cute Little Euphemism

50. Excelsior!

51. Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs

52. Crumplezone

53. Hippos Yawn

54. Mermaid Purse

55. Little Man in the Canoe

56. The Twilight Zone

57. Cinnamon Portal

58. She Who Must Not Be Named

59. The Situation Room

60. Mixed Pickle

61. Fluffy Mutton Action Button

62. Chonky Dingle-pips

63. Crotch Puppet

64. Moonjuicer

65. The Great Barrier Queef

66. Peacemaker

67. Polly Pocket

68. George W.

69. Beaverville

70. Tender Slot Machine

71. Huggy Bear

72. Sweet Niblets

73. Tea Cake

74. Heathcliffe

75. Electric Tinkerbell

76. Home Entertainment Centre

77. Benedict Cumberbatch

78. Front Office

79. Squish Mitten

80. Jungle of Love

81. Bottlenose Flan Flan

82. Scaramanjita

83. Girltown

84. Bumbaclart

85. The Channel Tunnel

86. Baroness von Poontang

87. Brandysnap

88. Wet Lettuce

89. Um Bongo

90. Blunderbuss

91. Honkeytonkbadonkadonk

92. Count Flapula

93. Unobtanium

94. Funkytown

95. Night Prowler

96. Captain Cooter

97. Fruit of the Sea

98. Le Vestibule

99. Cosmic Oyster

100. The Spasm Chasm

101. Lady Cake

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I am impressed!

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By *nknownCallerMan
over a year ago

Bath

Labia

On a semi-serious note, I thought it was just 'Labia Magnolia' & didn't realise until recently, there's 2 sections - as in 'Labia Menorca' & 'Labia Majorca'

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By *ollipop77Couple
over a year ago

Sunny Manchester

Front bum x

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Well ,

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By *akemetobedeyesWoman
over a year ago

Knaresborough

Google "love your vagina song"

There's a whole load of names that I would never have come up with

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Sink hole, as i love to sink my dick in it ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clopper

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

As borat called it.... vazhïn

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Crater ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frornd calls hers tuna tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for typo, went over a speed bump

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By *ertiVogts OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Sorry for typo, went over a speed bump "

Hope you weren't driving!!

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Cock socket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poontang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As borat called it.... vazhïn"

Ish dont think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punani

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looli or foof here!!

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By *nknownCallerMan
over a year ago

Bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooly bike rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mochagee.

Axe wound.

Baccy pouch.

Furry cup.

Cum dump.

Poonanny.

Hairy clam.

Beef curtains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moof moof

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Sugar Walls

Baby Cannon

Stench Trench

Bearded Clam

Soggy Box

Cave Of Wonders

Pink Canoe

Wizards Sleeve

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Girlie Parts

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Willy warmer,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clacker valve

Thank viz for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aha, one is clearly referring to a ladies Spam Danglers! x x

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Mines a flower

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hot hairy poultice

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London


"

1.The Bearded Princess

2. Clasping Buttress

3. The Wardrobe to Narnia

4. Vagasurus

5. Disco Flaps

6. The Victory Garden

7. The Notorious V.A.G.

8. The Raspberry Cave

9. Ruby Fruit Jungle

10. Grundle

11. Frankenmuff

12. Crumpet

13. My Lasagna

14. Mooncup Vessel

15. Velvet Snapper

16. The Creamery

17. Honey Badger

18. Major Tom

19. Fiddly Bits

20. Baldy Capaldi

21. Princess Mufflepuff

22. Muffin Protector

23. Paradise Slice

24. Jazz Cafe

25. Babycave

26. Gandalf

27. Flappy Shlongstocking

28. Great Cthulhu

29. The Duke

30. Golden Virginia

31. Gigglebox

32. Flange Pot

33. Overlord Snigglebottoms

34. The Great Divide

35. Loveoven

36. Tickle Bucket

37. Hogwarts

38. Vagissimo

39. Whisker Biscuit

40. The Fertile Delta

41. Downtown Bonanza

42. Lipps Inc

43. Mrs. Sprinkles

44. Bear Grylls

45. University of Michigan

46. Vaginamite

47. Strawberry Muller Corner

48. Lord Vulvamort

49. Cute Little Euphemism

50. Excelsior!

51. Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs

52. Crumplezone

53. Hippos Yawn

54. Mermaid Purse

55. Little Man in the Canoe

56. The Twilight Zone

57. Cinnamon Portal

58. She Who Must Not Be Named

59. The Situation Room

60. Mixed Pickle

61. Fluffy Mutton Action Button

62. Chonky Dingle-pips

63. Crotch Puppet

64. Moonjuicer

65. The Great Barrier Queef

66. Peacemaker

67. Polly Pocket

68. George W.

69. Beaverville

70. Tender Slot Machine

71. Huggy Bear

72. Sweet Niblets

73. Tea Cake

74. Heathcliffe

75. Electric Tinkerbell

76. Home Entertainment Centre

77. Benedict Cumberbatch

78. Front Office

79. Squish Mitten

80. Jungle of Love

81. Bottlenose Flan Flan

82. Scaramanjita

83. Girltown

84. Bumbaclart

85. The Channel Tunnel

86. Baroness von Poontang

87. Brandysnap

88. Wet Lettuce

89. Um Bongo

90. Blunderbuss

91. Honkeytonkbadonkadonk

92. Count Flapula

93. Unobtanium

94. Funkytown

95. Night Prowler

96. Captain Cooter

97. Fruit of the Sea

98. Le Vestibule

99. Cosmic Oyster

100. The Spasm Chasm

101. Lady Cake

I am impressed! "

Well I'm not, if he was more ethnically diverse he would of mentioned the old Caribbean term

Pumpum

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Hate the c''t word

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By *ertiVogts OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"

1.The Bearded Princess

2. Clasping Buttress

3. The Wardrobe to Narnia

4. Vagasurus

5. Disco Flaps

6. The Victory Garden

7. The Notorious V.A.G.

8. The Raspberry Cave

9. Ruby Fruit Jungle

10. Grundle

11. Frankenmuff

12. Crumpet

13. My Lasagna

14. Mooncup Vessel

15. Velvet Snapper

16. The Creamery

17. Honey Badger

18. Major Tom

19. Fiddly Bits

20. Baldy Capaldi

21. Princess Mufflepuff

22. Muffin Protector

23. Paradise Slice

24. Jazz Cafe

25. Babycave

26. Gandalf

27. Flappy Shlongstocking

28. Great Cthulhu

29. The Duke

30. Golden Virginia

31. Gigglebox

32. Flange Pot

33. Overlord Snigglebottoms

34. The Great Divide

35. Loveoven

36. Tickle Bucket

37. Hogwarts

38. Vagissimo

39. Whisker Biscuit

40. The Fertile Delta

41. Downtown Bonanza

42. Lipps Inc

43. Mrs. Sprinkles

44. Bear Grylls

45. University of Michigan

46. Vaginamite

47. Strawberry Muller Corner

48. Lord Vulvamort

49. Cute Little Euphemism

50. Excelsior!

51. Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs

52. Crumplezone

53. Hippos Yawn

54. Mermaid Purse

55. Little Man in the Canoe

56. The Twilight Zone

57. Cinnamon Portal

58. She Who Must Not Be Named

59. The Situation Room

60. Mixed Pickle

61. Fluffy Mutton Action Button

62. Chonky Dingle-pips

63. Crotch Puppet

64. Moonjuicer

65. The Great Barrier Queef

66. Peacemaker

67. Polly Pocket

68. George W.

69. Beaverville

70. Tender Slot Machine

71. Huggy Bear

72. Sweet Niblets

73. Tea Cake

74. Heathcliffe

75. Electric Tinkerbell

76. Home Entertainment Centre

77. Benedict Cumberbatch

78. Front Office

79. Squish Mitten

80. Jungle of Love

81. Bottlenose Flan Flan

82. Scaramanjita

83. Girltown

84. Bumbaclart

85. The Channel Tunnel

86. Baroness von Poontang

87. Brandysnap

88. Wet Lettuce

89. Um Bongo

90. Blunderbuss

91. Honkeytonkbadonkadonk

92. Count Flapula

93. Unobtanium

94. Funkytown

95. Night Prowler

96. Captain Cooter

97. Fruit of the Sea

98. Le Vestibule

99. Cosmic Oyster

100. The Spasm Chasm

101. Lady Cake

I am impressed!

Well I'm not, if he was more ethnically diverse he would of mentioned the old Caribbean term

Pumpum "

Now you're just nitpicking!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Some of my faves have already been mentioned. I am a C word fan. However, I also like mimsy as a term. It just sounds so delightfully euphemistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gina, Fish supper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Wayne's saddle bags

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Flower......or tweenie depending on my mood but mostly flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flusie or Floosie

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Axe wound

Tunnel of love

Gash

Flange

Spam purse

I could go on but they get more silly and more crude too lol.. At spam purse.

Her"

What's wrong with spam purse??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamima

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nana-nini-noonoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fadge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fab pass to fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fud, cant believe no ones said fud yet.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Port.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad this wasn't said.

A melted welly

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By *uyfromchiMan
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

foo foo n lady garden

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

I've a Croatian friend who says its called a PIKA over there always makes me think of Pokemon and now pikachu now sounds like a sex act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Department "

Haha I like that one. New to me that is lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doodah or mini here!

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By *unlovinguy_68Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"Tuppence"

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By *ertiVogts OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"I've a Croatian friend who says its called a PIKA over there always makes me think of Pokemon and now pikachu now sounds like a sex act"

Germans use the word "Votze" although the correct spelling is "Fotze"

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Mouses ear, hippopotamouse.

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By *illxxMan
over a year ago

motherwell

Love tunnel

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Mersey tunnel .

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By *ilver_medallistMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Donna kebab or even a badly packed kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Front bum x"

thank god for that someone else calls it that too - maybe its a manc thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny

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By *REEN GRASSMan
over a year ago

worcester

Snatch !

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Cock socket

Cunny

Fuck pipe

Furry purse

Growler

Tuppence

Personally I just like the word fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock socket

Cunny

Fuck pipe

Furry purse

Growler

Tuppence

Personally I just like the word fanny "

I hate the word fanny

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Funny this x

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

One I haven't seen mentioned is "Grumble". As in the cockney rhyming slang "Grumble and Grunt". I don't think I need to elaborate any further.

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By *aaLaaWoman
over a year ago

Pontesbury

Oh good god, my feminist side is fighting the urge to block people who've used anything worse than (and including) axe wound to describe something as beautiful, nurturing and awe inspiring as my foo foo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fud makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mum used to put us in the bath as kids and say 'wash your flower'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Labia

On a semi-serious note, I thought it was just 'Labia Magnolia' & didn't realise until recently, there's 2 sections - as in 'Labia Menorca' & 'Labia Majorca' "

Hahahahaha! Mine is The Velvet Lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Mum used to put us in the bath as kids and say 'wash your flower'"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Mum used to put us in the bath as kids and say 'wash your flower'

Me too "

Lol - my friend's Mum (Irish family) used to call it your 'Mary'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Mum used to put us in the bath as kids and say 'wash your flower'

Me too

Lol - my friend's Mum (Irish family) used to call it your 'Mary'"

I like that

My friends mum called it your spider

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By *randnew23sumsCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Can't believe nobody has said Bajingo yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talula

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a few for you in Japanese:

Omanko

Obencho

Bobo

Shampei

Hepei

Hormee (Okinawa)

Beichou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

1.The Bearded Princess

2. Clasping Buttress

3. The Wardrobe to Narnia

4. Vagasurus

5. Disco Flaps

6. The Victory Garden

7. The Notorious V.A.G.

8. The Raspberry Cave

9. Ruby Fruit Jungle

10. Grundle

11. Frankenmuff

12. Crumpet

13. My Lasagna

14. Mooncup Vessel

15. Velvet Snapper

16. The Creamery

17. Honey Badger

18. Major Tom

19. Fiddly Bits

20. Baldy Capaldi

21. Princess Mufflepuff

22. Muffin Protector

23. Paradise Slice

24. Jazz Cafe

25. Babycave

26. Gandalf

27. Flappy Shlongstocking

28. Great Cthulhu

29. The Duke

30. Golden Virginia

31. Gigglebox

32. Flange Pot

33. Overlord Snigglebottoms

34. The Great Divide

35. Loveoven

36. Tickle Bucket

37. Hogwarts

38. Vagissimo

39. Whisker Biscuit

40. The Fertile Delta

41. Downtown Bonanza

42. Lipps Inc

43. Mrs. Sprinkles

44. Bear Grylls

45. University of Michigan

46. Vaginamite

47. Strawberry Muller Corner

48. Lord Vulvamort

49. Cute Little Euphemism

50. Excelsior!

51. Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs

52. Crumplezone

53. Hippos Yawn

54. Mermaid Purse

55. Little Man in the Canoe

56. The Twilight Zone

57. Cinnamon Portal

58. She Who Must Not Be Named

59. The Situation Room

60. Mixed Pickle

61. Fluffy Mutton Action Button

62. Chonky Dingle-pips

63. Crotch Puppet

64. Moonjuicer

65. The Great Barrier Queef

66. Peacemaker

67. Polly Pocket

68. George W.

69. Beaverville

70. Tender Slot Machine

71. Huggy Bear

72. Sweet Niblets

73. Tea Cake

74. Heathcliffe

75. Electric Tinkerbell

76. Home Entertainment Centre

77. Benedict Cumberbatch

78. Front Office

79. Squish Mitten

80. Jungle of Love

81. Bottlenose Flan Flan

82. Scaramanjita

83. Girltown

84. Bumbaclart

85. The Channel Tunnel

86. Baroness von Poontang

87. Brandysnap

88. Wet Lettuce

89. Um Bongo

90. Blunderbuss

91. Honkeytonkbadonkadonk

92. Count Flapula

93. Unobtanium

94. Funkytown

95. Night Prowler

96. Captain Cooter

97. Fruit of the Sea

98. Le Vestibule

99. Cosmic Oyster

100. The Spasm Chasm

101. Lady Cake

"

hilariously funny

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By *rp861Man
over a year ago

notts


"

1.The Bearded Pincess

2. Clasping Buttress

3. The Wardrobe to Narnia

4. Vagasurus

5. Disco Flaps

6. The Victory Garden

7. The Notorious V.A.G.

8. The Raspberry Cave

9. Ruby Fruit Jungle

10. Grundle

11. Frankenmuff

12. Crumpet

13. My Lasagna

14. Mooncup Vessel

15. Velvet Snapper

16. The Creamery

17. Honey Badger

18. Major Tom

19. Fiddly Bits

20. Baldy Capaldi

21. Princess Mufflepuff

22. Muffin Protector

23. Paradise Slice

24. Jazz Cafe

25. Babycave

26. Gandalf

27. Flappy Shlongstocking

28. Great Cthulhu

29. The Duke

30. Golden Virginia

31. Gigglebox

32. Flange Pot

33. Overlord Snigglebottoms

34. The Great Divide

35. Loveoven

36. Tickle Bucket

37. Hogwarts

38. Vagissimo

39. Whisker Biscuit

40. The Fertile Delta

41. Downtown Bonanza

42. Lipps Inc

43. Mrs. Sprinkles

44. Bear Grylls

45. University of Michigan

46. Vaginamite

47. Strawberry Muller Corner

48. Lord Vulvamort

49. Cute Little Euphemism

50. Excelsior!

51. Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs

52. Crumplezone

53. Hippos Yawn

54. Mermaid Purse

55. Little Man in the Canoe

56. The Twilight Zone

57. Cinnamon Portal

58. She Who Must Not Be Named

59. The Situation Room

60. Mixed Pickle

61. Fluffy Mutton Action Button

62. Chonky Dingle-pips

63. Crotch Puppet

64. Moonjuicer

65. The Great Barrier Queef

66. Peacemaker

67. Polly Pocket

68. George W.

69. Beaverville

70. Tender Slot Machine

71. Huggy Bear

72. Sweet Niblets

73. Tea Cake

74. Heathcliffe

75. Electric Tinkerbell

76. Home Entertainment Centre

77. Benedict Cumberbatch

78. Front Office

79. Squish Mitten

80. Jungle of Love

81. Bottlenose Flan Flan

82. Scaramanjita

83. Girltown

84. Bumbaclart

85. The Channel Tunnel

86. Baroness von Poontang

87. Brandysnap

88. Wet Lettuce

89. Um Bongo

90. Blunderbuss

91. Honkeytonkbadonkadonk

92. Count Flapula

93. Unobtanium

94. Funkytown

95. Night Prowler

96. Captain Cooter

97. Fruit of the Sea

98. Le Vestibule

99. Cosmic Oyster

100. The Spasm Chasm

101. Lady Cake

I am impressed!

Well I'm not, if he was more ethnically diverse he would of mentioned the old Caribbean term

Pumpum

Now you're just nitpicking!! "

Nitpicking would be saying 84. Bumpaclart is actually Patois for sanitary towel and not vagina. Pumpum is a good one!

I like "whispering eye" for those that have seen the film Role Models!

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By *um4usbothCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"

1.The Bearded Princess

2. Clasping Buttress

3. The Wardrobe to Narnia

4. Vagasurus

5. Disco Flaps

6. The Victory Garden

7. The Notorious V.A.G.

8. The Raspberry Cave

9. Ruby Fruit Jungle

10. Grundle

11. Frankenmuff

12. Crumpet

13. My Lasagna

14. Mooncup Vessel

15. Velvet Snapper

16. The Creamery

17. Honey Badger

18. Major Tom

19. Fiddly Bits

20. Baldy Capaldi

21. Princess Mufflepuff

22. Muffin Protector

23. Paradise Slice

24. Jazz Cafe

25. Babycave

26. Gandalf

27. Flappy Shlongstocking

28. Great Cthulhu

29. The Duke

30. Golden Virginia

31. Gigglebox

32. Flange Pot

33. Overlord Snigglebottoms

34. The Great Divide

35. Loveoven

36. Tickle Bucket

37. Hogwarts

38. Vagissimo

39. Whisker Biscuit

40. The Fertile Delta

41. Downtown Bonanza

42. Lipps Inc

43. Mrs. Sprinkles

44. Bear Grylls

45. University of Michigan

46. Vaginamite

47. Strawberry Muller Corner

48. Lord Vulvamort

49. Cute Little Euphemism

50. Excelsior!

51. Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs

52. Crumplezone

53. Hippos Yawn

54. Mermaid Purse

55. Little Man in the Canoe

56. The Twilight Zone

57. Cinnamon Portal

58. She Who Must Not Be Named

59. The Situation Room

60. Mixed Pickle

61. Fluffy Mutton Action Button

62. Chonky Dingle-pips

63. Crotch Puppet

64. Moonjuicer

65. The Great Barrier Queef

66. Peacemaker

67. Polly Pocket

68. George W.

69. Beaverville

70. Tender Slot Machine

71. Huggy Bear

72. Sweet Niblets

73. Tea Cake

74. Heathcliffe

75. Electric Tinkerbell

76. Home Entertainment Centre

77. Benedict Cumberbatch

78. Front Office

79. Squish Mitten

80. Jungle of Love

81. Bottlenose Flan Flan

82. Scaramanjita

83. Girltown

84. Bumbaclart

85. The Channel Tunnel

86. Baroness von Poontang

87. Brandysnap

88. Wet Lettuce

89. Um Bongo

90. Blunderbuss

91. Honkeytonkbadonkadonk

92. Count Flapula

93. Unobtanium

94. Funkytown

95. Night Prowler

96. Captain Cooter

97. Fruit of the Sea

98. Le Vestibule

99. Cosmic Oyster

100. The Spasm Chasm

101. Lady Cake

I am impressed! "

you missed one out spunk bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby calls it a mooey

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