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"Fit. ...no, i have a zit you tit. A zit on ya tit?" Maybe just a little bit. Do you think it will be a hit? Or is it a bit shit? | |||
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"Fit. ...no, i have a zit you tit. A zit on ya tit? Maybe just a little bit. Do you think it will be a hit? Or is it a bit shit? " I'll be having none of it! | |||
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"Fit. ...no, i have a zit you tit. A zit on ya tit? Maybe just a little bit. Do you think it will be a hit? Or is it a bit shit? I'll be having none of it! " That's now me in the pit. | |||
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"I had one the other day. Message was from a guy in Southampton asking if I wanted to ride his huge cock. I did reply that it had better be 280 miles long to reach to York, but he didn't get it. " of course he didn't get it , his cock wasn't long enough | |||
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"Those things that you always want to say, but just about manage to keep under wraps? Just had a message along the lines of: 'hope u like hung men' Wanted to reply: 'prefer them still alive'. What are your favourites that you always want to reply?" If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth. A | |||
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"I only ever think of things after the moment has passed (3 days later, for example). " Likewise. Always after the moment has passed. And they're always such good retorts too! Ah well .. | |||
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"My fave is when you give a polite no thanks and they come back with the abuse like calling me a fat cunt etc I always send a reply saying.....oi that's mistress fat cunt to you The bit I like it when they read it they must think ...oh she's obviously got a sence of humor and try to carry on talking to arrange a meet " grass | |||
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"Someone asked if I was playing hard to get, I replied I'm not playing hard to get, I'm playing leave me the fuck alone" | |||
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"I get a lot of shit on here from haters of the armed forces as I am not really allowed to retaliate and insult these kind of people I just reply with "if you want my cumback go scoop some from your mum's arsehole!" Works every time xx" or off her teeth! | |||
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"Every few weeks we get the same message off the same guy sometimes with a new profile the message always does your mrs like big cocks to which we always reply yes its the twats that opperate them we sonetimes struggle with he never replies and vanishes again for another few weeks lol " Was wondering....does yor missus like big cocks? See you in a few weeks | |||
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"I had one a couple of days ago that was just "free?". I replied with "no, I'm very expensive". My friend has had some idiots approach her in pubs. One guy took a fascination with the gap in her teeth and asked if she was a singer. She told him she'd heard it and to get lost. He kept asking so eventually she turned to him and said "mate, you're that ugly the tide wouldn't even take you out. Now fuck off". His face was a peach, wish I'd had a camera " what do they mean by singer? I have a gap in my front teeth and never heard this before. | |||
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"what do they mean by singer? I have a gap in my front teeth and never heard this before." Apparently people with gaps in their teeth are good singers or something? | |||
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"what do they mean by singer? I have a gap in my front teeth and never heard this before. Apparently people with gaps in their teeth are good singers or something? " Oh right, weird people think that. Definitely not true in my case, although i do like singing i am rubbish at it. | |||
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