FabSwingers.com forum: anal and my wife

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On a number of occasions I have asked my wife for anal and she always laughs and says no... but then says "but don't stop asking me" .... any thoughts ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she likes to laugh cos she is a cheerful soul x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a new pair of shoes and put them on the floor....when she bends over to put them on...bum the bitch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she likes to laugh cos she is a cheerful soul x"

When I asked my ex she punched me in the face then laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a new pair of shoes and put them on the floor....when she bends over to put them on...bum the bitch!!!"

I laughed and laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a new pair of shoes and put them on the floor....when she bends over to put them on...bum the bitch!!!"

Don't forget to spit on your cock first.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

You'll find someone on here to give you anal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Happy to give anyone a new pair of shoes in exchange for anal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

BTW love the pics Tina and Adam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she likes to laugh cos she is a cheerful soul x

When I asked my ex she punched me in the face then laughed."

Ahhhh you must of been a good hub for Makin her happy

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Buy her a new pair of shoes and put them on the floor....when she bends over to put them on...bum the bitch!!!

I laughed and laughed

literal lols here too

OP - ask again after she has had a bottle of red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a number of occasions I have asked my wife for anal and she always laughs and says no... but then says "but don't stop asking me" .... any thoughts .... "

To me it means she's not ready to try it but isn't completely against the thought of it.

Hids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does self inflicted anal count I've been rather busy today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sadly she gave up drinking 15 years ago

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Happy to give anyone a new pair of shoes in exchange for anal"

Ok I'm a size 5 now bend over...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask her for anal, do you mean to give or take? Maybe she hasn't found the right strap on yet and wants it to be a suprise! Which I guess it will be?....

Just saying

x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If it meant I could "do" her I would also willingly bend over first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It means she really loves anal

But not with you

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Happy to give anyone a new pair of shoes in exchange for anal

Ok I'm a size 5 now bend over...

PAHAHAHAHAHA thats my girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to give anyone a new pair of shoes in exchange for anal

Ok I'm a size 5 now bend over...

Im a size 3 ya can get kids shoes for me savings ya money

Move ova biatch xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just lube up well and slide it in slowly ,

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Happy to give anyone a new pair of shoes in exchange for anal

Ok I'm a size 5 now bend over...

Im a size 3 ya can get kids shoes for me savings ya money

Move ova biatch xxxx

Lol. I'm a 4 in trainers and flats so I get kids ones then. But need a 5 in heels unless they do 1/2sizes.. X

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

I love shoes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to give anyone a new pair of shoes in exchange for anal

Ok I'm a size 5 now bend over...

Im a size 3 ya can get kids shoes for me savings ya money

Move ova biatch xxxx

Lol. I'm a 4 in trainers and flats so I get kids ones then. But need a 5 in heels unless they do 1/2sizes.. X"

Its great init luv knickin the kids shoes xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a number of occasions I have asked my wife for anal and she always laughs and says no... but then says "but don't stop asking me" .... any thoughts .... "

I've had that play with her ass whilst talking dirty to her works all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with her clit then when she is close to orgasm slip it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BTW love the pics Tina and Adam! "

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Buy her a new pair of shoes and put them on the floor....when she bends over to put them on...bum the bitch!!!"

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Oops mistake my cock slipped in your ass, beware she might kick your balls afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you free love a good point

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By *indandfireCouple
over a year ago

ashbourne

possibly if his wife doesn't do anal she wouldn't be the swinging type? so he cheats instead?

personally I don't cheat and won't someone who does. love anal though with Mr. mmmmm

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"On a number of occasions I have asked my wife for anal and she always laughs and says no... but then says "but don't stop asking me" .... any thoughts .... "

maybe she is waiting for it to shrink enough

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By *ussy flickerMan
over a year ago

Bathgate

Buy her a nice butt plug start small about 4 inch some lub ask her to try it when you are not Home and if she enjoys it you be rewarded? Nothing better than to feel your cock in a nice tight ass mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to give anyone a new pair of shoes in exchange for anal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep asking her. She loves it. Every woman does. I thought everyone knew that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As in....? A nicked crossdresser??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just spoke to your wife. It seems she's sick of you asking and actually said why doesn't he just get on with it! She's doing a big tea tonight and thinks she'll be too tired but says tomorrow's fine as long as its after Corrie. No need to Thank me, enjoy! x x

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"As in....? A nicked crossdresser??"

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

[Removed by poster at 19/04/15 08:19:45]

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"On a number of occasions I have asked my wife for anal and she always laughs and says no... but then says "but don't stop asking me" .... any thoughts .... "

ask her again .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a number of occasions I have asked my wife for anal and she always laughs and says no... but then says "but don't stop asking me" .... any thoughts ....

ask her again .

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And again

Her

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By *itTVlondonTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"It means she really loves anal

But not with you"

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By *ieutenantMan
over a year ago

london

I like women who are into anal. I get bored with pussy so quickly without alternative hole. I like women who enjoyed anal fun. The first thing I look at in a female profile is her sexual level with anal as top priority. I must confess I do have penchant for anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wants you to keep asking so that she can keep on laughing at you.

Women are like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a new pair of shoes and put them on the floor....when she bends over to put them on...bum the bitch!!!"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a time and place for most things ,just maybe. . your timing's shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her you want to try "bondage like in 50 shades" then when shes tied up in you go apparently no consent turns women on now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a new pair of shoes and put them on the floor....when she bends over to put them on...bum the bitch!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to give anyone a new pair of shoes in exchange for anal"

Now you're talking fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he ever give you the shoes? Or, did he do a runner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you just ask her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always ask this i get no fecking chance as a reponse lol

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Maybe you not rimming her right? When you ask

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

if she says NO.. then its probably means NO.. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a new pair of shoes and put them on the floor....when she bends over to put them on...bum the bitch!!!"

Best reply to a post ever! Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like women who are into anal. I get bored with pussy so quickly without alternative hole. I like women who enjoyed anal fun. The first thing I look at in a female profile is her sexual level with anal as top priority. I must confess I do have penchant for anal. "

What a charmer.

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

What exposure has she had to anal in the past? If it's just from seeing it in porn or from hearing / reading horror stories from her friends or in magazines then maybe she's nervous of the prospect of a porno-level ass railing?

Talk to her and ask her if there's anything she'd like to experiment with first - a finger/tongue/Toy - and then go from there. If she keeps saying no then that's kinda your answer.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Have you thought about buying a strapon... I'm sure that will improve your chances of anal immensely.

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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

Stop asking her.

Then she might ask you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to give anyone a new pair of shoes in exchange for anal"
...Throw in the matching handbag.....NOW WE'RE Cooking on Gas.....lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a new pair of shoes and put them on the floor....when she bends over to put them on...bum the bitch!!!"
this tickled me

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By *uddy and hollyCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Happy to give anyone a new pair of shoes in exchange for anal"
new winkle pickers please only about 100 pounds a pair (male)

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Buy her a new pair of shoes and put them on the floor....when she bends over to put them on...bum the bitch!!!"

made me smile .

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

Buy her a strap on and let her fuck you with that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a new pair of shoes and put them on the floor....when she bends over to put them on...bum the bitch!!!"

I am a 7 he is an 11 take your pic who you buy the shoes for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is curious about it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a number of occasions I have asked my wife for anal and she always laughs and says no... but then says "but don't stop asking me" .... any thoughts .... "

Buy a strap on next time you ask her and she laughs say you get to do me first

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

Rimming and light anal play to start with. Be slow and progressive. Nobody likes a rusher, you have to set the mood right. N (f)

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"On a number of occasions I have asked my wife for anal and she always laughs and says no... but then says "but don't stop asking me" .... any thoughts .... "

Yes. My thoughts are stop fucking around on here and with other people and take some time to find out what SHE wants from your sex life and stop being selfish.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"On a number of occasions I have asked my wife for anal and she always laughs and says no... but then says "but don't stop asking me" .... any thoughts ....

Yes. My thoughts are stop fucking around on here and with other people and take some time to find out what SHE wants from your sex life and stop being selfish. "

Oh and I forgot to include the reasoning.

IF you take some time with her and be attentive and discover what she likes she might be more inclined to give you what you want.

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