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By *weet poison OP   Couple
over a year ago

right here

Is anyone else finding it hard to hold a conversation with people on here unless it's dirty talk. We like to chat first to see if we click. Stimulate the mind and the body may follow. We easy going with a wicked sense of humour. Can't stand the messages that go" Hi sexy want to fuck now?" Erm no and block button pressed.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

i find most on line chat ends up with the same conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's just how things can be on the internet some people really don't like waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone else finding it hard to hold a conversation with people on here unless it's dirty talk. We like to chat first to see if we click. Stimulate the mind and the body may follow. We easy going with a wicked sense of humour. Can't stand the messages that go" Hi sexy want to fuck now?" Erm no and block button pressed."

I block want to fuck messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why ignore most messages now, because most small talk turns into sex talk.

I can understand it as i'm guessing most people come on here because they're thinking about sex in the first place, but yeah it makes for shit flirting and conversation.

There are guys on here who can hold proper conversations though, and be flirty and fun.

I only ever reply to random guys when i'm looking for sex and even then if they start with the dirty chat i cut them dead coz i'm looking for sex and not wanting to waste my time providing them with wanking material.

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By *weet poison OP   Couple
over a year ago

right here

So do we

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I wont entertain it at all, but then I always look at the profile first as well, most are so poor I am finding it easier and easier to ignore 95% of my messages of late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to save the filth for during the meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we have ascertained that all us single guys are pitiful wankers. Incapable of intelligent thought or conversation. Whereas single females and couples are the height of charm, sophistication and only offer the very best in scintillating social skills. Which leads me to this thought. Fuck anybody? Answer yes for a cock pic and no for an abusive message.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Is anyone else finding it hard to hold a conversation with people on here unless it's dirty talk. We like to chat first to see if we click. Stimulate the mind and the body may follow. We easy going with a wicked sense of humour. Can't stand the messages that go" Hi sexy want to fuck now?" Erm no and block button pressed."

Nowequitelikeonewordanswers

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

If people can't talk without sounding like they want a free cyber wank every time we chat then I get bored in double quick time and stop contact because I know they'll bore me face to face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If people can't talk without sounding like they want a free cyber wank every time we chat then I get bored in double quick time and stop contact because I know they'll bore me face to face

"

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By *weet poison OP   Couple
over a year ago

right here

It's infuriating. We like to see how we get along. Like to see a bit of humour . We've blocked so many people it's unreal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *weet poison OP   Couple
over a year ago

right here

And it isn't just the single males that do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we have ascertained that all us single guys are pitiful wankers. Incapable of intelligent thought or conversation. Whereas single females and couples are the height of charm, sophistication and only offer the very best in scintillating social skills. Which leads me to this thought. Fuck anybody? Answer yes for a cock pic and no for an abusive message."

Not all guys, and like i said obviously most guys come on here for sex and sex is on their mind so can i understand it.

I am pretty much chatty yes, and can hold a decent conversation, i can hold several at once too. Sex chat is boring for me, and everyone else moaning about it in this topic and we can hold actual conversations so are giving our opinion on those who can't or don't.

If you'll notice i don't really give one word replies to topics either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love chatting I can talk or text for England ha it's not all about sex at all !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im lucky i dont get any messages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God, hate it when this happens - feels like I'm interrogating them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love chatting I can talk or text for England ha it's not all about sex at all ! "

Ooh you liar.

Just kidding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love chatting I can talk or text for England ha it's not all about sex at all !

Ooh you liar.

Just kidding."

Do I know you ?? Lolololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/04/15 20:30:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey wanna fuck, save the chit chat to after the fuck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey wanna fuck, save the shit chat to after the fuck lol "

No ty but cheers for the offer :/ bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey wanna fuck, save the shit chat to after the fuck lol

No ty but cheers for the offer :/ bless"
lol wasn't meant to u, was to the ops question there.

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By *weet poison OP   Couple
over a year ago

right here

Cheers shagtonight!

new to posting in the forum, bare with us lol.

Her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheers shagtonight!

new to posting in the forum, bare with us lol.

Her."
Ah nice and welcome to the forum and yes its a fun place this lol x.

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By *weet poison OP   Couple
over a year ago

right here


"Cheers shagtonight!

new to posting in the forum, bare with us lol.

Her.Ah nice and welcome to the forum and yes its a fun place this lol x."

been reading through for a couple of days to get the 'jist ' of it. No idea if I've replied to you properly! Think we need some forum education!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a good yet "sad" thread.

OP this goes without saying - Not all men on here are moronic. Seems like each time I log on the men are always on the defence due to disrespectful or snide remarks and failed crude "pick up" attempts.

Not all male users are this way. So apologies and I hope the few don't tarnish your view of the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only give one word answers when Im at work because I cant use my phone while working, so some men get pissed off with that. cant help it I have to when Im at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheers shagtonight!

new to posting in the forum, bare with us lol.

Her.Ah nice and welcome to the forum and yes its a fun place this lol x.

been reading through for a couple of days to get the 'jist ' ofyou have it. No idea if I've replied to you properly! Think we need some forum education! "
Yes your right and it takes time to get used to the forum. I recon you did reply to the question as well x.

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By *weet poison OP   Couple
over a year ago

right here


"This is a good yet "sad" thread.

OP this goes without saying - Not all men on here are moronic. Seems like each time I log on the men are always on the defence due to disrespectful or snide remarks and failed crude "pick up" attempts.

Not all male users are this way. So apologies and I hope the few don't tarnish your view of the rest. "

if you read a comment of mine further up, you'd see I said it isn't just single males.

The post means constant one word answers - annoying. Or messages just stating a 'f@#k' get quickly over looked.

These can be by anyone. Whether single or couples m or f etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love chatting I can talk or text for England ha it's not all about sex at all !

Ooh you liar.

Just kidding.

Do I know you ?? Lolololol "

Big mistake to deny your mistress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love chatting I can talk or text for England ha it's not all about sex at all !

Ooh you liar.

Just kidding.

Do I know you ?? Lolololol

Big mistake to deny your mistress. "

Gets on knees and proceeds to lick till you say stop ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we have ascertained that all us single guys are pitiful wankers. Incapable of intelligent thought or conversation. Whereas single females and couples are the height of charm, sophistication and only offer the very best in scintillating social skills. Which leads me to this thought. Fuck anybody? Answer yes for a cock pic and no for an abusive message.

Not all guys, and like i said obviously most guys come on here for sex and sex is on their mind so can i understand it.

I am pretty much chatty yes, and can hold a decent conversation, i can hold several at once too. Sex chat is boring for me, and everyone else moaning about it in this topic and we can hold actual conversations so are giving our opinion on those who can't or don't.

If you'll notice i don't really give one word replies to topics either."

I'm taking that as a yes. Cock pic on it's way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we have ascertained that all us single guys are pitiful wankers. Incapable of intelligent thought or conversation. Whereas single females and couples are the height of charm, sophistication and only offer the very best in scintillating social skills. Which leads me to this thought. Fuck anybody? Answer yes for a cock pic oand no for an abusive message."
you may get a greedy girlie that says yes and no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we have ascertained that all us single guys are pitiful wankers. Incapable of intelligent thought or conversation. Whereas single females and couples are the height of charm, sophistication and only offer the very best in scintillating social skills. Which leads me to this thought. Fuck anybody? Answer yes for a cock pic and no for an abusive message.

Not all guys, and like i said obviously most guys come on here for sex and sex is on their mind so can i understand it.

I am pretty much chatty yes, and can hold a decent conversation, i can hold several at once too. Sex chat is boring for me, and everyone else moaning about it in this topic and we can hold actual conversations so are giving our opinion on those who can't or don't.

If you'll notice i don't really give one word replies to topics either.

I'm taking that as a yes. Cock pic on it's way. "

I'm busy being licked by my sub apparently. Think you made me laugh and i peed a little in his mouth.

Goddammit, now i am talking about sex within a few messages, it's this site i tell ya!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we have ascertained that all us single guys are pitiful wankers. Incapable of intelligent thought or conversation. Whereas single females and couples are the height of charm, sophistication and only offer the very best in scintillating social skills. Which leads me to this thought. Fuck anybody? Answer yes for a cock pic and no for an abusive message.

Not all guys, and like i said obviously most guys come on here for sex and sex is on their mind so can i understand it.

I am pretty much chatty yes, and can hold a decent conversation, i can hold several at once too. Sex chat is boring for me, and everyone else moaning about it in this topic and we can hold actual conversations so are giving our opinion on those who can't or don't.

If you'll notice i don't really give one word replies to topics either.

I'm taking that as a yes. Cock pic on it's way.

I'm busy being licked by my sub apparently. Think you made me laugh and i peed a little in his mouth.

Goddammit, now i am talking about sex within a few messages, it's this site i tell ya!!!"

Hahaha Asif ! Nuzzles deeper ! Hahah ffs this site grrr lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we have ascertained that all us single guys are pitiful wankers. Incapable of intelligent thought or conversation. Whereas single females and couples are the height of charm, sophistication and only offer the very best in scintillating social skills. Which leads me to this thought. Fuck anybody? Answer yes for a cock pic and no for an abusive message."
this but see the dude for cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we have ascertained that all us single guys are pitiful wankers. Incapable of intelligent thought or conversation. Whereas single females and couples are the height of charm, sophistication and only offer the very best in scintillating social skills. Which leads me to this thought. Fuck anybody? Answer yes for a cock pic and no for an abusive message.

Not all guys, and like i said obviously most guys come on here for sex and sex is on their mind so can i understand it.

I am pretty much chatty yes, and can hold a decent conversation, i can hold several at once too. Sex chat is boring for me, and everyone else moaning about it in this topic and we can hold actual conversations so are giving our opinion on those who can't or don't.

If you'll notice i don't really give one word replies to topics either.

I'm taking that as a yes. Cock pic on it's way.

I'm busy being licked by my sub apparently. Think you made me laugh and i peed a little in his mouth.

Goddammit, now i am talking about sex within a few messages, it's this site i tell ya!!!

Hahaha Asif ! Nuzzles deeper ! Hahah ffs this site grrr lol"

I'm shutting up now, both of us have proved ourselves liars when it comes to holding conversations without sex chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we have ascertained that all us single guys are pitiful wankers. Incapable of intelligent thought or conversation. Whereas single females and couples are the height of charm, sophistication and only offer the very best in scintillating social skills. Which leads me to this thought. Fuck anybody? Answer yes for a cock pic and no for an abusive message.

Not all guys, and like i said obviously most guys come on here for sex and sex is on their mind so can i understand it.

I am pretty much chatty yes, and can hold a decent conversation, i can hold several at once too. Sex chat is boring for me, and everyone else moaning about it in this topic and we can hold actual conversations so are giving our opinion on those who can't or don't.

If you'll notice i don't really give one word replies to topics either.

I'm taking that as a yes. Cock pic on it's way.

I'm busy being licked by my sub apparently. Think you made me laugh and i peed a little in his mouth.

Goddammit, now i am talking about sex within a few messages, it's this site i tell ya!!!

Hahaha Asif ! Nuzzles deeper ! Hahah ffs this site grrr lol

I'm shutting up now, both of us have proved ourselves liars when it comes to holding conversations without sex chat. "

Hangs head in shame sorry all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone else finding it hard to hold a conversation with people on here unless it's dirty talk. We like to chat first to see if we click. Stimulate the mind and the body may follow. We easy going with a wicked sense of humour. Can't stand the messages that go" Hi sexy want to fuck now?" Erm no and block button pressed."

For me the worst 'one word answer' is

LOL!!

Really what the hell can you do with that!!!

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we have ascertained that all us single guys are pitiful wankers. Incapable of intelligent thought or conversation. Whereas single females and couples are the height of charm, sophistication and only offer the very best in scintillating social skills. Which leads me to this thought. Fuck anybody? Answer yes for a cock pic and no for an abusive message."

Hi. How are you.

That always gets a delete. Fuckwits

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Yes

But I haven't aNyone on my block list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No not really ..we chat small stuff with most people with a hint of sexual banter thrown in ..

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

I get the "So what are you into" line.

Now if they can't get an inkling of what I like from my profile then never mind global warming, the future of mankind is already in shit creak with only two brain cells to rub together.

Jenny xxx

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By *ackStrakerMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Got to love spending loads of time on a message, using my brain, then still getting ignored lol

Doh

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By *anDare70Man
over a year ago

kirkby


" ... We like to chat first to see if we click. Stimulate the mind and the body may follow. We easy going with a wicked sense of humour."

Just a thought.

99% of profiles are actually about sex or the meets that are and are not wanted.

Be great if profiles of people that wanted some conversation gave some clues as to what might be talked about eg other vanilla interests. In the case of the OP at least reading the post I could ask about the worst prank or recount a couple of my faves.

When it's all about sex it's hard to find other connections.

Plenty of times conversation openers get ignored or cut dead. Convo is two way.

I'm actually not moaning just being observant. It can be horribly like cold calling otherwise.

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By *weet poison OP   Couple
over a year ago

right here


" ... We like to chat first to see if we click. Stimulate the mind and the body may follow. We easy going with a wicked sense of humour.

Just a thought.

99% of profiles are actually about sex or the meets that are and are not wanted.

Be great if profiles of people that wanted some conversation gave some clues as to what might be talked about eg other vanilla interests. In the case of the OP at least reading the post I could ask about the worst prank or recount a couple of my faves.

When it's all about sex it's hard to find other connections.

Plenty of times conversation openers get ignored or cut dead. Convo is two way.

I'm actually not moaning just being observant. It can be horribly like cold calling otherwise.

"

he has played some horrendous pranks on me. We're a jokey couple. I try my best to do the same, ie: daring myself to throw a cup of freezing water at him whilst in the shower then running for my life cos I know he will get me tenfold!

We have plenty on our profile (I think) that constitues something as a conversation starter. ESPECIALLY the keyword.

Though we try to reply nicely then block.

We have never been rude.

We did get someone who decided to message off an alternate profile (he admitted it) after we blocked him so we blocked that too.

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By *anDare70Man
over a year ago

kirkby

OP I had no intention of criticising your profile. Sorry if it felt so. I just used the prank topic as an example of what could be picked up on that wasn't sex based.

My fave prank was work based playing desk Jenga. A buddy and I took out one fixing per day (alternate from a friends desk. Put the removed piece in a mug on the same desk and waited to see when it eventually fell apart.

When it did we rebuilt it.

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By *weet poison OP   Couple
over a year ago

right here


"OP I had no intention of criticising your profile. Sorry if it felt so. I just used the prank topic as an example of what could be picked up on that wasn't sex based.

My fave prank was work based playing desk Jenga. A buddy and I took out one fixing per day (alternate from a friends desk. Put the removed piece in a mug on the same desk and waited to see when it eventually fell apart.

When it did we rebuilt it. "

No I didn't think you were, it's ok.

That would be a prank we would play too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex messages bore me, I'd rather meet & indulge than deal with a fantasy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

No

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yes

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Maybe

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I am quite happy to chat without moving to filth talk, and it doesn't have to lead to a meet or even thinking of a meet, either...It depends if someone is interesting and there are some common themes to share...

In terms of people not really being able to sustain a conversation - well it isn't always the single men!

I can see why the one word answers are a pain though and just get deleted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word answers, there are so many profiles who say, one word mails will be deleted, put some effort in etc etc, so people go to the trouble to put this on their profiles. You send a well versed message for what ever reason, not a copy and pasted.

If, and I mean if it gets read and replied to, how many times does it come back with one word!!! So the word pot, kettle, black comes to mind and as a previous poster said... What or how the hell are you supposed to reply to "lol"?????

must say I never send one word or even one sentence messages, but people don't know this cos they don't read em!!!

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By *r tickle 22Man
over a year ago

Sheffeld

Really

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By *indandfireCouple
over a year ago

ashbourne

Men and women do, on the whole, text differently. its a Mars and Venus thing I think. It's generally easy to know which half of a couple is texting, and it makes it easy to winkle out the single men posing as ladies or couples!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done you get replays Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we have ascertained that all us single guys are pitiful wankers. Incapable of intelligent thought or conversation. Whereas single females and couples are the height of charm, sophistication and only offer the very best in scintillating social skills. Which leads me to this thought. Fuck anybody? Answer yes for a cock pic and no for an abusive message."

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