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Finally have a date for my penis reduction....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Date has come through so anyone wanting to ride the big one before he goes best get in touch asap.....

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Don't think many will have a use for a floppy cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't think many will have a use for a floppy cock."

Sorry bud......not my type

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington


"Date has come through so anyone wanting to ride the big one before he goes best get in touch asap..... "

God loves a trier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol thats a new line for a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Date has come through so anyone wanting to ride the big one before he goes best get in touch asap..... "

Why oh why would you do such a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you've got any excess inches going spare can I have them? I need a bit of a boost in the trouser department.

Ta muchly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck OP, I had mine done years ago, haven't looked back since!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Good luck OP, I had mine done years ago, haven't looked back since! "

Did it make your neck stiff then

Sorry, got the devil in me today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good luck OP, I had mine done years ago, haven't looked back since!

Did it make your neck stiff then

Sorry, got the devil in me today "

I just got fed up with having to pay excess baggage whenever I flew. Anyway it will be a nice lean 9 inches soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck OP, I had mine done years ago, haven't looked back since!

Did it make your neck stiff then

Sorry, got the devil in me today "

Pmsl

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Date has come through so anyone wanting to ride the big one before he goes best get in touch asap..... "

I could have done it for half the price

[now, where did I leave that rusty hacksaw]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Date has come through so anyone wanting to ride the big one before he goes best get in touch asap.....

I could have done it for half the price

[now, where did I leave that rusty hacksaw]"

Crosses legs

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Date has come through so anyone wanting to ride the big one before he goes best get in touch asap.....

I could have done it for half the price

[now, where did I leave that rusty hacksaw]

Crosses legs"

I crossed my legs as well for some reason

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By *adysueandneroCouple
over a year ago

witney

You only joined 2 weeks ago, got no pics and 1 veri from a woman that had no trouble taking it her arse. Why would you want want a reduction?

Think I smell something fishy here!!!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Date has come through so anyone wanting to ride the big one before he goes best get in touch asap.....

I could have done it for half the price

[now, where did I leave that rusty hacksaw]

Crosses legs

I crossed my legs as well for some reason "

Don't worry, you are safe

It is the OP who was carrying that extra, useless weight

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Date has come through so anyone wanting to ride the big one before he goes best get in touch asap.....

I could have done it for half the price

[now, where did I leave that rusty hacksaw]

Crosses legs

I crossed my legs as well for some reason

Don't worry, you are safe

It is the OP who was carrying that extra, useless weight "

It must be a burden for him poor thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You only joined 2 weeks ago, got no pics and 1 veri from a woman that had no trouble taking it her arse. Why would you want want a reduction?

Think I smell something fishy here!!!"

Glad to see you have entered into the spirit of a lighthearted spot of banter.

That fishy smell? Well that'll be your.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You only joined 2 weeks ago, got no pics and 1 veri from a woman that had no trouble taking it her arse. Why would you want want a reduction?

Think I smell something fishy here!!!"

I have a feeling the post was tongue-in-cheek

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You only joined 2 weeks ago, got no pics and 1 veri from a woman that had no trouble taking it her arse. Why would you want want a reduction?

Think I smell something fishy here!!!

I have a feeling the post was tongue-in-cheek

"

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Date has come through so anyone wanting to ride the big one before he goes best get in touch asap.....

I could have done it for half the price

[now, where did I leave that rusty hacksaw]

Crosses legs

I crossed my legs as well for some reason

Don't worry, you are safe

It is the OP who was carrying that extra, useless weight

It must be a burden for him poor thing "

The 'problem' must have been solved. There isn't even a pre-weight-loss 'cock shot' left to drool over

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"You only joined 2 weeks ago, got no pics and 1 veri from a woman that had no trouble taking it her arse. Why would you want want a reduction?

Think I smell something fishy here!!!

I have a feeling the post was tongue-in-cheek

"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mine used to be twelve inches.. never used it as a rule though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going from a one inch to a clitoris

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I recently split with my girlfriend... She said 'she wanted a guy with 10 inches.'

I told her...' i love you....but I ain't chopping 3 inches off for no one.!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Date has come through so anyone wanting to ride the big one before he goes best get in touch asap..... "

Good luck with your penis reduction. When are we going to Blackpool?

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Fucking hell can I have your leftovers!?.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Fucking hell can I have your leftovers!?. "

Easier just to get a 'porkie' sausage instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You only joined 2 weeks ago, got no pics and 1 veri from a woman that had no trouble taking it her arse. Why would you want want a reduction?

Think I smell something fishy here!!!"

In which case you haven't missed the front door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You only joined 2 weeks ago, got no pics and 1 veri from a woman that had no trouble taking it her arse. Why would you want want a reduction?

Think I smell something fishy here!!!

In which case you haven't missed the front door "

Yeah! What he said.

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

I know a Scotsman, who had a foot off, so he could wear a kilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You only joined 2 weeks ago, got no pics and 1 veri from a woman that had no trouble taking it her arse. Why would you want want a reduction?

Think I smell something fishy here!!!"

Funniest post of the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You only joined 2 weeks ago, got no pics and 1 veri from a woman that had no trouble taking it her arse. Why would you want want a reduction?

Think I smell something fishy here!!!

Funniest post of the day "

I do try to raise a smile.

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By *exykinkyfuncplCouple
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

some guys will try anything to get a meet

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