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Watching too much porn gives you bad habits like..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Smacking a girl in her face with your cock........

Over to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to make her gag on your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holding the back of your head and ramming the cock in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Thinking that keeping socks and trainers on is a good look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take it bitch you know you want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using spit as lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Thinking that one stroke on a clit will have a woman screaming in orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

expecting the women to scream the house down when you touch her with your little finger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

expecting the women to scream the house down when you touch her with your little finger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitting in her mouth or smacking her breasts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha i'm loving this lol . Keep it coming ladies.xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Im off to watch some to get some more ideas............purely for research

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

..assuming that a woman saying "Here's some big ones you might like" means she wants you to tit-fuck her and cum in her face - I can never show my face in that branch of Comet again, and I never did get my new telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pen i never slapped your tit did i lol xxx steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, watching too much porn can affect your norms...

I call it the Mary Whitehouse principle.

You see something in a porn film for the first time and you think gross, you might see it in another film at another time and it's now revolting, then it will be ugh, then it will indifferent, then you think hmmm, then ok, then you might even try it yourself, lol

Anal straight to mouth still makes me cringe and many porn films have it. But I do know many other things have been added to our wish list,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smacking her arse really hard and she screams "that hurt"and i'm like "I thought you screamed because you liked it " lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sides are hurting i'm laughing so much...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

honestly.... you lot telling me I have to stop it with the "Hi-Fives" afterwards as well now........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to lift her up and fuck her then my knees buckle lol and we fall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

To be fucked while staning on my head......not bloody easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to pick up strangers asking them if they want to earn abit of money loool WOOPS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fucking her doggy and pulling her hair getting soo turned on that some of her hair come out in my hand.major fail lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the habbits I've picked up from porn are bloody good ones!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"take it bitch you know you want it "

Damn, I like that bit

Smacking a pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"fucking her doggy and pulling her hair getting soo turned on that some of her hair come out in my hand.major fail lol

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LMFAO!

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

Saying "So, this is your daughter? I guess you must be up for a threesome?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"take it bitch you know you want it

Damn, I like that bit

Smacking a pussy"

I like a bit of pussy spanking

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

oh I always think get off her you silly man !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the funniest thing happened lol i was fucking and I heard like a fart but i thought it was the air coming out of her vagina lol but she actaully farted lol .The smell made my dick limp lol.

major fail again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whipping your cock out just before you cum, removing the condom and spraying cum all around the room!

Someone nearly got seriously hurt pulling that stunt in my bedroom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Gaping arseholes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the woman tries to finger your bum without asking.Lol girl I don't do that.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whipping your cock out just before you cum, removing the condom and spraying cum all around the room!

Someone nearly got seriously hurt pulling that stunt in my bedroom!

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That's fookin hilarious!! Almost got into bother for laughing too loud in my office!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the woman tries to finger your bum without asking.Lol girl I don't do that.lol

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And you Sir, you don't know what you're missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the woman tries to finger your bum without asking.Lol girl I don't do that.lol

And you Sir, you don't know what you're missing

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and I thought the stain on her fingers was nicotine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whipping your cock out just before you cum, removing the condom and spraying cum all around the room!

Someone nearly got seriously hurt pulling that stunt in my bedroom!

That's fookin hilarious!! Almost got into bother for laughing too loud in my office! "

You'd think I was in CSI the clean up I had to do: it went every where! I was not a happy bunny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the woman tries to finger your bum without asking.Lol girl I don't do that.lol

And you Sir, you don't know what you're missing

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Took the words out of my mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you can have anal sex without any lube or being warmed up, just shove it in HARD.

(the fact they have had a big butt plug up for hours before and cleaned themselves with enemas is totally hidden!)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

speaking french and german and swedish, often in grunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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speaking french and german and swedish, often in grunts"

lol, nuke me, nuke me

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

bad habits like :

missing bedtimes

forgetting to do the washing up

misusing hankerchiefs

asking for a fuck when an online bank operator asks "is there anything else i can help you with toady"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"All the habbits I've picked up from porn are bloody good ones!

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is that a typo? it should be reasonably easy to pick up a Hobbit, they're small aren't they?

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

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bad habits like :

missing bedtimes

forgetting to do the washing up

misusing hankerchiefs

asking for a fuck when an online bank operator asks "is there anything else i can help you with toady" "

Why do your bank operators call you Toady???

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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bad habits like :

missing bedtimes

forgetting to do the washing up

misusing hankerchiefs

asking for a fuck when an online bank operator asks "is there anything else i can help you with toady"

Why do your bank operators call you Toady???

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Oh i see, a typo. But really it's cos i is a fun guy and the password wouldn't allow 9 characters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the woman tries to finger your bum without asking.Lol girl I don't do that.lol

And you Sir, you don't know what you're missing

Took the words out of my mouth!

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Lol I think Ill give that one a miss continually.lol

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

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bad habits like :

missing bedtimes

forgetting to do the washing up

misusing hankerchiefs

asking for a fuck when an online bank operator asks "is there anything else i can help you with toady"

Why do your bank operators call you Toady???

Oh i see, a typo. But really it's cos i is a fun guy and the password wouldn't allow 9 characters."

Fun guy - or Fun Gi??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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(the fact they have had a big butt plug up for hours before and cleaned themselves with enemas is totally hidden!)"

That spoilt it for me...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seeing a woman with a strap on taking men making them scream , mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking around for the camera and moaning alot LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn is often unrealistic. I haven't seen a guy cum as much in real life as they supposedly do in a porno.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"seeing a woman with a strap on taking men making them scream , mmm "

First hand is sooooooooooo much better! The screaming is sometimes a bit much, but hey, that's when gags come into their own!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Porn is often unrealistic. I haven't seen a guy cum as much in real life as they supposedly do in a porno."

Some do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ass to mouth :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expecting your pizza to be delivered by a foxy big titted chick in a vest on roller skates, with a chiffon scarf round her neck - who asks you for the pepperoni...

Well it was a 80's film in my student days..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always opening the DVD player before you go to bed just in case you left one in & the kids are stopping over

Any ways you mean pornos aren't real - but surely every woman wants jizz in their eye, ATM, Arses smacked, nipples chewed, cock rammed up bum no lube, huge dildos pushed home & all her girlfriends round to share! No?

But they all seam so real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ATM, No Lube, ramming it in, spit for lube, saying you bitch and you love it, slapping arses,

Damm, I thought that's how you did it...

Rubie does all those things all the time, I'll get her to stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the funniest thing happened lol i was fucking and I heard like a fart but i thought it was the air coming out of her vagina lol but she actaully farted lol .The smell made my dick limp lol.

major fail again.

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i know its yuk but ! my wife had a little acident she thought she farted but actualy followed through , it soon stopped our sesion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Expecting your pizza to be delivered by a foxy big titted chick in a vest on roller skates, with a chiffon scarf round her neck - who asks you for the pepperoni...

Well it was a 80's film in my student days..

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i remember that one !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"the funniest thing happened lol i was fucking and I heard like a fart but i thought it was the air coming out of her vagina lol but she actaully farted lol .The smell made my dick limp lol.

major fail again.

i know its yuk but ! my wife had a little acident she thought she farted but actualy followed through , it soon stopped our sesion"

OMG!!! I hope she does'nt read these forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the funniest thing happened lol i was fucking and I heard like a fart but i thought it was the air coming out of her vagina lol but she actaully farted lol .The smell made my dick limp lol.

major fail again.

i know its yuk but ! my wife had a little acident she thought she farted but actualy followed through , it soon stopped our sesion

OMG!!! I hope she does'nt read these forums

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so do i if she does it means i'm in the poo

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Make fake "mmmmm" and "ooow" noises with mouth wide open as he finishes himself off hoping for a money shot to the mouth. The woman must remember to look sideways (to where the camera would be) instead of looking at the guy during this activity.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Expecting position changes to happen instantly as if by magic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like the way the settee or table are always the perfect height for the guy and lady, best film i saw was outtakes of all the misshaps , one was the dialogue saying mm lovely hard cock and the woman was laughing as he was limp

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ok i'm oficially weird cos i like a lot of whats been mentioned on here (none of the poo bits though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Expecting position changes to happen instantly as if by magic."

Huh! Position changes? Your on about the cameraman I assume

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

All eastern european women love double anal as a minimum

Hairy fat bald french blokes video sordid casting sessions in hotel bedrooms

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh and if someone cums in your mouth you have to keep dribbling it out and sucking it back up again, opening your mouth to showing the spunk on your tongue and repeat the dribbling of it over your lips and sucking it back again several times.... spitting or swallowing is not an option.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"Oh and if someone cums in your mouth you have to keep dribbling it out and sucking it back up again, opening your mouth to showing the spunk on your tongue and repeat the dribbling of it over your lips and sucking it back again several times.... spitting or swallowing is not an option."

Or doing the french trick

Swallow then snort onto your outstretched tongue

Enough to make a maggot gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like .... pile driving a woman whilst she's in some freaky, neck-snapping yoga position. Seriously, if I tried that, my boobs would flop over my face and I'd suffocate! Explain THAT one on the death certificate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is funny, thanks peeps!

Off to perv on Red Tube etc... for more inspirations!

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By *usterMan
over a year ago

worthing

Like tying me balls to the bedpost?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Like tying me balls to the bedpost?"

You watch some weird shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying "So, this is your daughter? I guess you must be up for a threesome?"

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no but i downloaded... "if you want to fuck my daughter you have to fuck me first" the other day... not bad for a search for camp rock 2 nds lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thinking that everywoman can twist and bend to you heart's content.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have to state exactly what is going on all the time as if we dont know or are blind

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By *ittle-Miss-MuffetCouple
over a year ago

Chester / North Wales

..like getting a guy 'round to fix the fridge, and being disappointed when he actually just fixes the fridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like i was watching one film where the guy was pushing his dick down her throat and she was continually gagging...

So much so that i started gagging and ending up bieng ill in the bathroom.

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By *ilthythanetCouple
over a year ago

ramsgate

Going to fix the plumbing, screwing the housewife and then not actually doing the plumbing at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad habits like not being able to have sex without wearing a perm or mullet and tache. And the woman resembles animal from the muppets downstairs. While in the background a soundtrack of saxophone and 'wap diddy wap a wow' electric guitar plays next to your lava lamp!

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Pulling your partners hair & slapping their ass , as you do them from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if he likes that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and if someone cums in your mouth you have to keep dribbling it out and sucking it back up again, opening your mouth to showing the spunk on your tongue and repeat the dribbling of it over your lips and sucking it back again several times.... spitting or swallowing is not an option.

Or doing the french trick

Swallow then snort onto your outstretched tongue

Enough to make a maggot gag"

I feel queasy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad habits like not being able to have sex without wearing a perm or mullet and tache. And the woman resembles animal from the muppets downstairs. While in the background a soundtrack of saxophone and 'wap diddy wap a wow' electric guitar plays next to your lava lamp!"

*Giggles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulling your partners hair & slapping their ass , as you do them from behind

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lot of women DO like that! in moderation of course

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By *otswoldMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Just when she is really looking (and sounding) as if she is enjoying whatever it is that you are doing - stop doing it, whip your cock out from where ever it was and then cum on her tits!

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

to me

spitting on someone's clit whilst sucking/licking it (fucking disgusting)

porno strides pulling your nob all the way out and back in again (your never going to make her scream doing that slowly and if you doing too fast and miss your going to brake your nob)

moving from anal sex to getting a blow job

if there was a sick green person I would be pressing it.

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By *uicyfruit3Man
over a year ago

portsmouth

Screaming "Who's the daddy" while taking her doggy style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holding her throat so she can't move or breath with her face going red and using her body like a dead pig that feels no pain and being impervious to her screaming and imagining that that is what women are for and it's okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That ladies can squirt gallons at the drop of a hat!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"That ladies can squirt gallons at the drop of a hat!

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Follow that up with self fellation and that turns out to be me and mrs news party tricks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"moving from anal sex to getting a blow job

if there was a sick green person I would be pressing it. "

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Or from anal sex to vaginal sex, ewwwwwwwwww!

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

don't know what films you have watching granny!

and yeah anal to vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the amount of noise that the women make, FFS!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And guys always whip their cock out and wank off over the woman's face

does no guy ever cum whilst inside they woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had gents cumming over my boobs and body, dreamy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't know what films you have watching granny!

and yeah anal to vag"

No films - just the thumbnail. Porn is full of forced rape. Where have you been hiding ?

I don't look for it. It's just there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No films - just the thumbnail. Porn is full of forced rape. Where have you been hiding ?

I don't look for it. It's just there. "

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There appears to be quite of bit of "violent" porn about lately.

Does anyone notice the boobs appear to be more natural lately, and not cosmetically enhanced?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Ive noticed that as they wobble very nicely,mine do the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the viscosity of the boobie doo ( technical term there ) fluid is better these days.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Well having been in a few i have to disagree

I saw it for myself as an alternative career

But then we see what some people want us to see.. The chapter in Porno where Irvine Welsh mentions the Standard shots .. Including the faecal shot of "watching her suffer" was there for tittaltion for sad men

However it has to be said some,not all, in miy opinion goes way over the mark.. Pierre Woodmans stuff is too me over the edge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Maybe the viscosity of the boobie doo ( technical term there ) fluid is better these days. "

Its boobie goo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well having been in a few i have to disagree

I saw it for myself as an alternative career

But then we see what some people want us to see.. The chapter in Porno where Irvine Welsh mentions the Standard shots .. Including the faecal shot of "watching her suffer" was there for tittaltion for sad men

However it has to be said some,not all, in miy opinion goes way over the mark.. Pierre Woodmans stuff is too me over the edge

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Are you a high brow pornologist or something ?

You sound like Melvin Bloody Bragg...... Pre death of course.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

No just countering a broad brush swipe

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thinking a woman can take a 10" cock up her arse with no lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulling your partners hair & slapping their ass , as you do them from behind

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Oh i quite likes that

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