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By *artytwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Just viewed a profile and they could not spell their own user name ffs.

Bad spelling and putting 'of' instead of 'have', things like that put us right off.

We're probably pretentious but c'est la vie lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ignorance puts me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hundreds of rules they have that spans 2 pages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they can't spell where they live. Crass user names (e.g. Pu55ydestroyrr). Whiny or offensive status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you read as a spelling mistake may have actually been what they intended for their username to read as though?

I've been here for four years and still get people calling me sexybrian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grammar, spelling and punctuation... Pictures showing mainly women, when it's a single man's profile.

Profiles with very little text, along the lines of "will fill in later"..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos - I'm fickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ignorance puts me off"

This and impatience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any profile with little or no text of substance.

Poor photos.

Any with a multitude of hoops to jump through

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Nothing wrong with how people choose to display their wares etc but we'll mainly avoid those types first n foremost.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Short profiles coupled with blurry pics of limp dicks or pants round the ankles shots. I'm not sure why men think women will find that attractive but we don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any profile with little or no text of substance.

Poor photos.

Any with a multitude of hoops to jump through

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Nothing wrong with how people choose to display their wares etc but we'll mainly avoid those types first n foremost."

I

Like hoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles with very little text, along the lines of "will fill in later"

Also when they have I want a Man 6ft plus on their profile, Nothing wrong with it but that just means I move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any profile with little or no text of substance.

Poor photos.

Any with a multitude of hoops to jump through

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Nothing wrong with how people choose to display their wares etc but we'll mainly avoid those types first n foremost.

I

Like hoops "

Depends how you'd like to use them with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single mens profile with more pics of their last shag than them

I don't get why a guy would have a pic of a naked women with his cum on her tits on his profile what part of that sells him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ignorance puts me off

This and impatience "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"incontinence puts me off

This and impotence

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

LOTS OF SHOUTY CAPITALS.

Oh, and the phrase 'jog on'. Or 'discrete' instead of 'discreet'. Or 'lol' dotted over the place.

And the final 'I only meet with my fuck buddy/boyfriend/husband present' line on a single girl's profile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grammar, spelling and punctuation... Pictures showing mainly women, when it's a single man's profile.

Profiles with very little text, along the lines of "will fill in later".. "

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By *laction manMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Txt spk,

Also when the entire tone of the profile is hostile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ignorance puts me off

This and impatience "

i agree on your idea x

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Single mens profile with more pics of their last shag than them

I don't get why a guy would have a pic of a naked women with his cum on her tits on his profile what part of that sells him?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOTS OF SHOUTY CAPITALS.

Oh, and the phrase 'jog on'. Or 'discrete' instead of 'discreet'. Or 'lol' dotted over the place.

And the final 'I only meet with my fuck buddy/boyfriend/husband present' line on a single girl's profile..."

the fuck buddy thing is funny. they should be a couple profile then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also people having a meet request but not meeting those who don't have a meet verification. im working on it and people not meeting because of this is silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ignorance puts me off

This and impatience

i agree on your idea x"

Idea lol

If I get a message and then one shortly after i delete.

Patience is important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"also people having a meet request but not meeting those who don't have a meet verification. im working on it and people not meeting because of this is silly"

I never had an issue with this. If I like them enough I'll meet them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile name puts everyone off lol! But for me a few things lol. Pissing is disgusting anything on that well can bloody forget it ha!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Constant slating people on statuses puts me right off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking for F M MM MF FF TV/TS

Desperate and needs to raise the bar and probably riddled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moaning and demands.

And nothing but open shot and cock pics at least a few different ones.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"looking for F M MM MF FF TV/TS

Desperate and needs to raise the bar and probably riddled. "

My age range is 18 to 99, do you see that the same way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single mens profile with more pics of their last shag than them

I don't get why a guy would have a pic of a naked women with his cum on her tits on his profile what part of that sells him?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with no pics.

People with 250,000+ verifications.

People with no sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitly those telling you a 1000 reasons why you should move on to the next profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demands on profiles....

You must do this and be that

People begging for lifts to clubs

Timewasters, pic collectors oh and people who add friends then never ever speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics as avatar , hideous user names ,big headed ness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight male...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrible spelling! Really winds me up! Crass usernames, and more than 50 photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile needs updating. Apparently the number of veris i have, have put people off. And all of them have been socials and a handful have actually been sexual meets.

Considering the number of years i've been on here. The numbers of veris i have in my opinion are a drop in the ocean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you read as a spelling mistake may have actually been what they intended for their username to read as though?

I've been here for four years and still get people calling me sexybrian!"

that's brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"looking for F M MM MF FF TV/TS

Desperate and needs to raise the bar and probably riddled.

My age range is 18 to 99, do you see that the same way?"

Yes desperate

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By *ignblack68Man
over a year ago

Blackburn


"Demands on profiles....

You must do this and be that

People begging for lifts to clubs

Timewasters, pic collectors oh and people who add friends then never ever speak "

So right with people who add friends then never talk my bugbear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No profile pic.

Cock pic as profile pic.

94 pics of cock from varying angles obviously including an open toilet or 2 and pants round ankles.

"will fill in later" when they have been on site for a year or more.

That effing stupid Sydney University disclaimer is an immediate no thanks from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blacked out silhouettes.

Demanding profile text.

Anything with "looking for a real man" or any variation of that I won't mail them as that says to me they already hold a very negative/jaded view on men in general so it would be a waste of time.

But most importantly how the profile "reads" or "sounds".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horrible crass or crude user names, photos like a butchers window, those odd pictures men put on of a limp dick poking out of an open fly, negative or shouty status, oh god all sorts, makes us look a right pair of fussy buggers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The hundreds of rules they have that spans 2 pages lol "

I'm 100% straight and not interested in men 'like that' at all but I do think I have a little bit of a man-crush on Shag! He always makes me laugh when I read his posts, 9 times out of 10 I wholeheartedly agree with him and sometimes he has such a way with words! Bet a night down the pub with him would be awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The hundreds of rules they have that spans 2 pages lol

I'm 100% straight and not interested in men 'like that' at all but I do think I have a little bit of a man-crush on Shag! He always makes me laugh when I read his posts, 9 times out of 10 I wholeheartedly agree with him and sometimes he has such a way with words! Bet a night down the pub with him would be awesome!

"

But do you live within 2 miles of Penge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The hundreds of rules they have that spans 2 pages lol

I'm 100% straight and not interested in men 'like that' at all but I do think I have a little bit of a man-crush on Shag! He always makes me laugh when I read his posts, 9 times out of 10 I wholeheartedly agree with him and sometimes he has such a way with words! Bet a night down the pub with him would be awesome!

But do you live within 2 miles of Penge?"

I could never milk anyone behind a bush!

Some of his little put downs are sarcasm gold!

Like this one that I bet went right over 99% of people's heads ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A first message from a guy that gives me an intense, full, sexual description of what he is going to do to me, should we meet! You just know that faced with the female form, he is going to cum in his pants and never give you any pleasure at all

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

Profiles that direct me to their "owner" to ask permission for a chat or a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

profiles that are seriously negative as if they don't want to be here, just would not want to meet someone like that, the irony is the sorts of people they are trying to deter will likely not be bothered by it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ignorance puts me off

This and impatience

i agree on your idea x

Idea lol

If I get a message and then one shortly after i delete.

Patience is important "

So true if someone can't be arsed to wait and wants insta answer good riddance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few newbies message me with crap pics & profiles but instead of blocking them I've given them advice on how to improve their chance on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bellend as a Profile Pic...Gone

Gimp

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By *ollipop77Couple
over a year ago

Sunny Manchester


"I've had a few newbies message me with crap pics & profiles but instead of blocking them I've given them advice on how to improve their chance on here. "

I have done this a few times and actually quite enjoy it x

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By *rikki1967ukMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Long list of demands over looks,height, age and then having pics that wouldn't look out of place in fun fair ghost train.no adonis myself but some people live in cloud cuckoo land.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

In terms of women's profiles...

Bad grammar

A huge list of things they hate about men

A huge list of things they hate about the men on fab

A long list of things that will make them block you

A list of (some might say over ambitious) attributes you must have otherwise you won't stand a chance

Little or no information about themselves (but you MUST have something upto at least the standard of a Shakespearean sonnet as your profile)

No photo's or photo's that are so pointless they may as well have not bothered (but you MUST have a full array of photos David Bailey would be proud of)

A general cocky, negative, up your own arse tone

Asking for something 'original' as a first message or it will get deleted (how's 'kiss my arse' sound as a first message?)

Just the constant jumping through hoops... 'Don't send me...' 'You must have...' 'I will delete your message if...' 'You will be blocked if...' 'Include this code word in your message to say you've read it' blah blah fuckin' blah

I appreciate this makes me sound really bitchy and bitter. I'm not at all. I do actually find these kinds of profiles really funny in a sad kind of way

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By *ee331Man
over a year ago

Wolverton

A profile with only a quick one line description with "I'll add more later". Why bother setting up a profile if you're not prepared to put a bit of effort into it.

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"In terms of women's profiles...

Bad grammar

A huge list of things they hate about men

A huge list of things they hate about the men on fab

A long list of things that will make them block you

A list of (some might say over ambitious) attributes you must have otherwise you won't stand a chance

Little or no information about themselves (but you MUST have something upto at least the standard of a Shakespearean sonnet as your profile)

No photo's or photo's that are so pointless they may as well have not bothered (but you MUST have a full array of photos David Bailey would be proud of)

A general cocky, negative, up your own arse tone

Asking for something 'original' as a first message or it will get deleted (how's 'kiss my arse' sound as a first message?)

Just the constant jumping through hoops... 'Don't send me...' 'You must have...' 'I will delete your message if...' 'You will be blocked if...' 'Include this code word in your message to say you've read it' blah blah fuckin' blah

I appreciate this makes me sound really bitchy and bitter. I'm not at all. I do actually find these kinds of profiles really funny in a sad kind of way "

this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In terms of women's profiles...

Bad grammar

A huge list of things they hate about men

A huge list of things they hate about the men on fab

A long list of things that will make them block you

A list of (some might say over ambitious) attributes you must have otherwise you won't stand a chance

Little or no information about themselves (but you MUST have something upto at least the standard of a Shakespearean sonnet as your profile)

No photo's or photo's that are so pointless they may as well have not bothered (but you MUST have a full array of photos David Bailey would be proud of)

A general cocky, negative, up your own arse tone

Asking for something 'original' as a first message or it will get deleted (how's 'kiss my arse' sound as a first message?)

Just the constant jumping through hoops... 'Don't send me...' 'You must have...' 'I will delete your message if...' 'You will be blocked if...' 'Include this code word in your message to say you've read it' blah blah fuckin' blah welcome to the house of fun!

I appreciate this makes me sound really bitchy and bitter. I'm not at all. I do actually find these kinds of profiles really funny in a sad kind of way "

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

Photos mainly what's in the background..ie childrens toys/piles of ironing clutter & mess...I'm fickle in that way!..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men who say they are 54 when you know full well they are 63

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any profiles that doesn't fit my idea of absolute perfection is really offensive. People who get the bollock ache with my cut and paste "fancy a fuck?" message. Especially when I've gone to all the effort of attaching a cock picture. Honestly. Some people are really up themselves.

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By *ickyandMallory1984Couple
over a year ago

lincoln

[Removed by poster at 16/04/15 01:29:31]

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By *ickyandMallory1984Couple
over a year ago

lincoln


"In terms of women's profiles...

Bad grammar

A huge list of things they hate about men

A huge list of things they hate about the men on fab

A long list of things that will make them block you

A list of (some might say over ambitious) attributes you must have otherwise you won't stand a chance

Little or no information about themselves (but you MUST have something upto at least the standard of a Shakespearean sonnet as your profile)

No photo's or photo's that are so pointless they may as well have not bothered (but you MUST have a full array of photos David Bailey would be proud of)

A general cocky, negative, up your own arse tone

Asking for something 'original' as a first message or it will get deleted (how's 'kiss my arse' sound as a first message?)

Just the constant jumping through hoops... 'Don't send me...' 'You must have...' 'I will delete your message if...' 'You will be blocked if...' 'Include this code word in your message to say you've read it' blah blah fuckin' blah

I appreciate this makes me sound really bitchy and bitter. I'm not at all. I do actually find these kinds of profiles really funny in a sad kind of way "

We have a code word to put in email heading on ours only as there is so many guys on here who never read profiles and try and meet me alone when it clearly states on our profile we don't meet alone we are a couple and come as a couple! So to out the people who don't take the time to read your profile we put a codeword! Don't see anything wrong with that but hey ho x but yes my turn offs are one liners in pro txt! no pictures and a profile full of cock picks about 50 pics of the same cock Lol couples profiles but woman not playing x

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

The name Joanne I've never mixed well with a Joanne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just bannanas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words....

We are a really hot couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Straight' guys who are looking for TV/TS, instant delete!!

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By *ickyandMallory1984Couple
over a year ago

lincoln


"just bannanas! "

I luv bananas x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"men who say they are 54 when you know full well they are 63

"

That's true across a lot if profiles, not just men! I'm sure lots of people are economic with the truth about their age - many to get around age filters! (I am genuinely 43 btw! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad spelling, no effort profiles, action shots, cock pics, capital letters (no need to shout ffs), talking about yourself in the third person, the 'I want to do x, y and z to you and more pics of a female on a single male profile all major turn offs of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lists of do's and don'ts followed with a single line describing themselves. Usually something like 'I'm single and looking to meet couples'.

Crass pictures.

Call me a snob but poor spelling, text speak or a lack of punctuation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In terms of women's profiles...

Bad grammar

A huge list of things they hate about men

A huge list of things they hate about the men on fab

A long list of things that will make them block you

A list of (some might say over ambitious) attributes you must have otherwise you won't stand a chance

Little or no information about themselves (but you MUST have something upto at least the standard of a Shakespearean sonnet as your profile)

No photo's or photo's that are so pointless they may as well have not bothered (but you MUST have a full array of photos David Bailey would be proud of)

A general cocky, negative, up your own arse tone

Asking for something 'original' as a first message or it will get deleted (how's 'kiss my arse' sound as a first message?)

Just the constant jumping through hoops... 'Don't send me...' 'You must have...' 'I will delete your message if...' 'You will be blocked if...' 'Include this code word in your message to say you've read it' blah blah fuckin' blah

I appreciate this makes me sound really bitchy and bitter. I'm not at all. I do actually find these kinds of profiles really funny in a sad kind of way "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just viewed a profile and they could not spell their own user name ffs.

Bad spelling and putting 'of' instead of 'have', things like that put us right off.

We're probably pretentious but c'est la vie lol."

When the basic info states they're 30-ish but the profile says they're actually 21.

Not that we meet women, but female profiles asking for gifts or something (other than sex) in return for their time.

Crass usernames - instant passion killer.

Men harping on about how much they like the cock sucked, as if we didn't already know.

Fantasy stories instead of good old fashioned info about the user.

Probably loads more, but they're the worst for us

Ours probably reads a little on the demanding side, but we've tried to get across what we like and don't like to save the 'what are you into?' mails.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just viewed a profile and they could not spell their own user name ffs.

Bad spelling and putting 'of' instead of 'have', things like that put us right off.

We're probably pretentious but c'est la vie lol.

When the basic info states they're 30-ish but the profile says they're actually 21.

Not that we meet women, but female profiles asking for gifts or something (other than sex) in return for their time.

Crass usernames - instant passion killer.

Men harping on about how much they like the cock sucked, as if we didn't already know.

Fantasy stories instead of good old fashioned info about the user.

Probably loads more, but they're the worst for us

Ours probably reads a little on the demanding side, but we've tried to get across what we like and don't like to save the 'what are you into?' mails.

Mrs"

I don't think yours reads demanding - likes and dislikes is all good it's the ones that are barked at you like orders that I find funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just viewed a profile and they could not spell their own user name ffs.

Bad spelling and putting 'of' instead of 'have', things like that put us right off.

We're probably pretentious but c'est la vie lol.

When the basic info states they're 30-ish but the profile says they're actually 21.

Not that we meet women, but female profiles asking for gifts or something (other than sex) in return for their time.

Crass usernames - instant passion killer.

Men harping on about how much they like the cock sucked, as if we didn't already know.

Fantasy stories instead of good old fashioned info about the user.

Probably loads more, but they're the worst for us

Ours probably reads a little on the demanding side, but we've tried to get across what we like and don't like to save the 'what are you into?' mails.

Mrs

I don't think yours reads demanding - likes and dislikes is all good it's the ones that are barked at you like orders that I find funny "

Thank you. We updated it the other day, but I was a little worried about it.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just viewed a profile and they could not spell their own user name ffs.

Bad spelling and putting 'of' instead of 'have', things like that put us right off.

We're probably pretentious but c'est la vie lol."

Lack of text and pics only contains cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These three words:

We have standards

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

When they say I only meet tall, fit VWE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People with no pics.

People with 250,000+ verifications.

People with no sense of humour. "

To go with your 20,000 shags?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These three words:

We have standards

"

A cheap bottle of wine usually sorts that. Speaking personally of course

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By *nknownCallerMan
over a year ago

Bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who ask that we accept their bodily imperfections while also demanding that anyone who contacts them should be 6'4" with muscles, a tan, a 9" penis, etc.

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By *nknownCallerMan
over a year ago

Bath

People who are clearly not, stating they'll only meet others who are 'Slim & Attractive'

Attention seeking style status's i.e. "Well you'll never guess what an evening I had" Is it a statement or a question

I get a fair bit of grief about the flippancy & sarcasm in my profile, but it's just my sense of humour so in real terms it says lots about how I am & how I'll be in person

I'm not taking the piss out of any specific individuals, it's just built on observations

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Excessive cock pics - we all know what one looks like

Gynaecological pics which resemble a riot in a butchers window / badly packed kebab

Will meet M-F-MM-FF-MF-CD-TV-TS... does this mean any hole is a goal, however this rules out aliens from the planet Zogg, could this be deemed "alienist"

Age range 18-99 - so if a couple in their late 90`s turned up would you really do the deed without a medical team on standby

Long list of do`s and dont`s - its all about fun not a pre-contract qualification form

"Straight" guys that have graphic verifications from the TV`s / bi-guys they have met

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By *nknownCallerMan
over a year ago

Bath

Ohh yeah I've just seen another & forgot to add it in my original post:

"I'm Back" after only being gone, for a week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have demand like only vwe or the profiles that say no forces guys

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By *neplusserMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

- Bareback requests

- Pictureless profiles

- Shouty/ranty profiles

- That pointless threat of court action for use of images

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stating they will not meet overweight or 'unkempt' people while their pics do not show them in the best light; 'excuse me miss your gunt is showing!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something I always find odd are people who copy and paste old verifications from a previous profiles onto a new profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for full swap.... mrs dont play with other couple..

Hmmm thats not full swap is it now fella... what your profile should say is....

I will fuck your wife but dont worry, you can look at mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something I always find odd are people who copy and paste old verifications from a previous profiles onto a new profile "

Oh god yes that is so cringey!!

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By *nknownCallerMan
over a year ago

Bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just viewed a profile and they could not spell their own user name ffs.

Bad spelling and putting 'of' instead of 'have', things like that put us right off.

We're probably pretentious but c'est la vie lol."

Not pretentious, just fussy...as am I...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr goes right off profiles if the women is only looking for vwe Cocks,he ain't that bad a size and endowed but in his eyes she's been stretched or she ain't going to be tight.

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