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"Suchanaughtybitchlovescum" - why (made up) usernames like this..

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By *lutmeup500 OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

...but then a list on profile stating you do not do oral, do not do single men, don't do doggy, don't do anal, don't do clubs, don't do cum on tits, in fact you don't get your tits out, watersports ewww, parties no, girls fannies taste bad in fact all I like is missionary in the dark under the covers. WHY IS YOUR USERNAME SO FAKE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinda the same thing I have a thread about its bloody ridiculous ! Some peeps !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...but then a list on profile stating you do not do oral, do not do single men, don't do doggy, don't do anal, don't do clubs, don't do cum on tits, in fact you don't get your tits out, watersports ewww, parties no, girls fannies taste bad in fact all I like is missionary in the dark under the covers. WHY IS YOUR USERNAME SO FAKE."

for the lols.

Seriously though - they're usually fantasists.

The usernames their "dream self"

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By *ridmusCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Hahahaha this made me laff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only a name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only a name"

why get so worked up over it.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

It's all smoke and mirrors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to be rude & I'm probably missing the point completely, & no offence, but what does your username mean???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only a name

why get so worked up over it."

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

I do wonder what the thought process was for a few of the names I see...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why worry? It's possibly a projected identity.

I for one am not a cupcake. I cannot say I'm particularly fond of them either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some men who message me think I am actualy desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just a way to get guys to click on her profile. whwhen a guy see's a username like that they think she'll be an easy fuck, so they click on her profile, only to find out she's more frigid than a fucking nun. It's just a technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why worry? It's possibly a projected identity.

I for one am not a cupcake. I cannot say I'm particularly fond of them either. "

I'm not even really called Anna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just a way to get guys to click on her profile. whwhen a guy see's a username like that they think she'll be an easy fuck, so they click on her profile, only to find out she's more frigid than a fucking nun. It's just a technique"

But a fucking nun is not frigid

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By *neplusserMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I think my name is pretty accurate. Sweet, brown and when inside you will keep you warm and moist... like hot chocolate!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Why worry? It's possibly a projected identity.

I for one am not a cupcake. I cannot say I'm particularly fond of them either.

I'm not even really called Anna "

Hey and my real name's not Howard either!

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Mine is quite honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no "Thing One"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably because missionaryonlyunderthecoversaslongasyouvegotan8inchcockthatstayshardforhoursatatime ...... Doesn't have the same kind of edge to it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all smoke and mirrors "

Bet she doesn't smoke either!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Ohhhh feck... I'd better change my name to short arsed heartless hell harpy then ...lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just a way to get guys to click on her profile. whwhen a guy see's a username like that they think she'll be an easy fuck, so they click on her profile, only to find out she's more frigid than a fucking nun. It's just a technique

But a fucking nun is not frigid "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why worry? It's possibly a projected identity.

I for one am not a cupcake. I cannot say I'm particularly fond of them either.

I'm not even really called Anna

Hey and my real name's not Howard either! "

My world is falling apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to be rude & I'm probably missing the point completely, & no offence, but what does your username mean???

Read the OP''s profile, pretty much a "Ronseal" sort of scenario."

No shit!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

My username is an ejaculation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why worry? It's possibly a projected identity.

I for one am not a cupcake. I cannot say I'm particularly fond of them either.

I'm not even really called Anna

Hey and my real name's not Howard either!

My world is falling apart "

I'll restore your faith in that I am actually Non-vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why worry? It's possibly a projected identity.

I for one am not a cupcake. I cannot say I'm particularly fond of them either.

I'm not even really called Anna

Hey and my real name's not Howard either!

My world is falling apart

I'll restore your faith in that I am actually Non-vanilla "

Well I am quite anonymous so half of mine is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why worry? It's possibly a projected identity.

I for one am not a cupcake. I cannot say I'm particularly fond of them either.

I'm not even really called Anna

Hey and my real name's not Howard either!

My world is falling apart

I'll restore your faith in that I am actually Non-vanilla

Well I am quite anonymous so half of mine is true "

...and I'm a Mr so from a names point of view, a third of mine is actually true...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhh feck... I'd better change my name to short arsed heartless hell harpy then ...lol x"

Omg I just laughed out so loud x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some are shocking tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They just like to break someones heart when they realise they aren't kinky at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Rachael purely for fun.

I'm what it says on my tin

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"...but then a list on profile stating you do not do oral, do not do single men, don't do doggy, don't do anal, don't do clubs, don't do cum on tits, in fact you don't get your tits out, watersports ewww, parties no, girls fannies taste bad in fact all I like is missionary in the dark under the covers. WHY IS YOUR USERNAME SO FAKE."

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Just for transparencies sake - I am not actually a Queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for transparencies sake - I am not actually a Queen "

I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...but then a list on profile stating you do not do oral, do not do single men, don't do doggy, don't do anal, don't do clubs, don't do cum on tits, in fact you don't get your tits out, watersports ewww, parties no, girls fannies taste bad in fact all I like is missionary in the dark under the covers. WHY IS YOUR USERNAME SO FAKE.

for the lols.

Seriously though - they're usually fantasists.

The usernames their "dream self""

Except for me I am a bbw and I do love fun

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By *buse my girlfriendCouple
over a year ago

Derby

Usually find anyone that has the word sexy in the username isn't lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only taste like bacon if you rub bacon on it.

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By *lutmeup500 OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Usually find anyone that has the word sexy in the username isn't lol."

very true

and stuck up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only added the xtc at the end of my name because I wasn't sure anyone would want to meet someone who was just crazy.

And I don't really provide xtc. I'm shit in bed. I just lie there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck we are guilty of this too.

Tommy and Florence are actually our dogs names, and as far as I'm aware they don't even swing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yikes!

He's filthy

I'm not

V xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Virginie isn't a Virgin

Sorry

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Err...there are two of us, at least!

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By *chooloffilthWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm not a teacher and like to shower daily

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only added the xtc at the end of my name because I wasn't sure anyone would want to meet someone who was just crazy.

And I don't really provide xtc. I'm shit in bed. I just lie there."

I assumed that it was because you liked the band.........

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops


"I only added the xtc at the end of my name because I wasn't sure anyone would want to meet someone who was just crazy.

And I don't really provide xtc. I'm shit in bed. I just lie there.

I assumed that it was because you liked the band.........

"
senses working overtime in this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck we are guilty of this too.

Tommy and Florence are actually our dogs names, and as far as I'm aware they don't even swing..... "

As far as you're aware....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck we are guilty of this too.

Tommy and Florence are actually our dogs names, and as far as I'm aware they don't even swing..... "

Made me choke on my drink then actually lollin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can assure u ladies my username is.... not fake unfortunately haha

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

My name's accurate enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just my own name on the tin here......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My username is accurate!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chose my username cos its me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/04/15 19:34:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chose mine coz it's what people call me due to being amazing at sales ha js

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently changed mine as my previous was a bit long and clearly didn't entice the ladies much.

So far, the new one is proving just as unpopular.

At least, I think its the name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think you know me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I've gone too far the other way?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a butler lol

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By *exykinkyfuncplCouple
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

we stick to our name lol

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

Is slut me up 500, the running total or the final aim???

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

ps I have no bunny tail and he has no bill

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Ohhhh feck... I'd better change my name to short arsed heartless hell harpy then ...lol x"

I wanted that but it was already taken so I got lumbered with BlondeCaz and I'm not always blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I created mine when I was both lost and stranded near a beach on the wirral, and had nothing better to do. Rather short term thinking really as it is unlikely I will be both again any time soon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a Chromebook not a laptop

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I have never been in a boxing ring and have no intention of converting to Islam.

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I recently changed mine as my previous was a bit long and clearly didn't entice the ladies much.

So far, the new one is proving just as unpopular.

At least, I think its the name? "

Jim'll fix it......nuff said

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By *rofman134Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

ok you caught me, its actually only 2 inch's when fully erect!

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"ok you caught me, its actually only 2 inch's when fully erect!"

You should add honest to your name then everyone would believe you..... Itshugehonest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only one atmybeckncall is me! and i never do as im told so im bollocksed?!

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By *rofman134Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"ok you caught me, its actually only 2 inch's when fully erect!

You should add honest to your name then everyone would believe you..... Itshugehonest"

Lols!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im going to be honest and change my name to old woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd best grow some wings then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...but then a list on profile stating you do not do oral, do not do single men, don't do doggy, don't do anal, don't do clubs, don't do cum on tits, in fact you don't get your tits out, watersports ewww, parties no, girls fannies taste bad in fact all I like is missionary in the dark under the covers. WHY IS YOUR USERNAME SO FAKE."

Hahaha, apart from the username this is so me!

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

Gilly ....my real name....used to be blonde sub because im blonde and submissive but decided (bit too contrary to be sub for all meets unless im told to be) hence Sirslag and its self explanatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady messaged me on Friday .

I wont give out her real identity but her username suggested that she was beautiful and atletic !

I then saw her pics !

And lets say she was ok looking but had eaten a few too many easter eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lady messaged me on Friday .

I wont give out her real identity but her username suggested that she was beautiful and atletic !

I then saw her pics !

And lets say she was ok looking but had eaten a few too many easter eggs"

Sorry upon checking the message was last wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having had a look in the chat rooms I don't take usernames too seriously!

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By *in and YangCouple (MM)
over a year ago

London

On the flipside, there are people on here who write what they're not into, in their summary, and request people avoid messaging them asking about/for it, but they send a private message with details suggesting the opposite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a morning person and I haven't got a lover...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is boring but accurate. The red bit is my hair, thats fake but the rest isnt

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