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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone ever had a bad meet? Mid flow and something happened that totally put you off? How did you react? Spill the beans x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, but I think spilling the beans on a public forum...one they could potentially see...is a bit mean, even without names etc, they themselves may not want reminding.....just my tuppence worth..

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

If you do spill the beans pick them up using a cocktail stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a bad meet...thankgod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you do spill the beans pick them up using a cocktail stick"

Or a toothpick will suffice.

I find forks too damaging to the bean and the beans just slide off pins or needles half the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this one time...

and thats where I'll leave it

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By *ason123ABCMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Well me and wife had few drinks with another couple all going well then he couldn't get it hard so when down stairs at this point didn't know any thing about it next thing I a fucking my wife y she's licking woman out right geting in to it her bloke comes is pissed doing his nut about being on a porn set well I didn't stop he when to down stairs so we all went down to c what's up he started then feel steep on sofa we left she wanted us to stay lol they both said sorry and want to meet again lol would u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first couple I ever met, when I was 19, all them years ago, seemed great and appeared to be seasoned swingers.

Turned out she was not keen on the whole swinging idea and had almost been forced in to it by her husband.

Did not get very far after I realised it was not just her nerves, and ended the meet there and then.

Few weeks later she phones me up asking to meet up as she has left her husband. Lovely lady, but felt really awkward as she was more than twice my age and it was all new to me.

Actually put me off for a few years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well me and wife had few drinks with another couple all going well then he couldn't get it hard so when down stairs at this point didn't know any thing about it next thing I a fucking my wife y she's licking woman out right geting in to it her bloke comes is pissed doing his nut about being on a porn set well I didn't stop he when to down stairs so we all went down to c what's up he started then feel steep on sofa we left she wanted us to stay lol they both said sorry and want to meet again lol would u "

Pun-ct-u-ation.

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

We had a meet with a single guy. It turns out he was not single, and his wife, thinking he wss having an affair, had followed him to our place. She then caused a scene on the doorstep to which a few of our neighbours were witness to. Living in a smsll town soon everyone knew about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy with the 20 year old pictures he turned up 20kgs heavier, looked good in his day, However time had not been that nice to him, and then went ballistic when I would not let him in starting swearing calling me a fuckin timewaster at the door, he wasn't going anywhere it was a nightmare, until my neighbour come out, put me off for a while and he still has the same pictures

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Well me and wife had few drinks with another couple all going well then he couldn't get it hard so when down stairs at this point didn't know any thing about it next thing I a fucking my wife y she's licking woman out right geting in to it her bloke comes is pissed doing his nut about being on a porn set well I didn't stop he when to down stairs so we all went down to c what's up he started then feel steep on sofa we left she wanted us to stay lol they both said sorry and want to meet again lol would u "

Say again ???????

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton


"Well me and wife had few drinks with another couple all going well then he couldn't get it hard so when down stairs at this point didn't know any thing about it next thing I a fucking my wife y she's licking woman out right geting in to it her bloke comes is pissed doing his nut about being on a porn set well I didn't stop he when to down stairs so we all went down to c what's up he started then feel steep on sofa we left she wanted us to stay lol they both said sorry and want to meet again lol would u

Pun-ct-u-ation."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well me and wife had few drinks with another couple all going well then he couldn't get it hard so when down stairs at this point didn't know any thing about it next thing I a fucking my wife y she's licking woman out right geting in to it her bloke comes is pissed doing his nut about being on a porn set well I didn't stop he when to down stairs so we all went down to c what's up he started then feel steep on sofa we left she wanted us to stay lol they both said sorry and want to meet again lol would u

Pun-ct-u-ation."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone ever had a bad meet"

Liver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!! "

Awww, did that put you off? I had a regular meet who used to pull my tampon out with his teeth if I was on, sling it over his shoulder and then lick me clean. The bedroom looked like a chainsaw massacre set after we had finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few bad meets but this question gets asked a lot so I feel everyone's read mine enough times already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!! "

Eh?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!!

Awww, did that put you off? I had a regular meet who used to pull my tampon out with his teeth if I was on, sling it over his shoulder and then lick me clean. The bedroom looked like a chainsaw massacre set after we had finished "

. Never has a vomit smiley been needed more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!!

Awww, did that put you off? I had a regular meet who used to pull my tampon out with his teeth if I was on, sling it over his shoulder and then lick me clean. The bedroom looked like a chainsaw massacre set after we had finished

. Never has a vomit smiley been needed more"

Here you go....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the one that makes us shudder and think OMG what did we get into there was when we met this freaky couple.

We arrived and they had a bottle of real champagne in hand and seemed quite genuine so we went upstairs with them to play. The bloke kept telling his woman to do this and do that. We were getting all tangled up when suddenly he said " Right, stop right there. Stop doing that. I don't like it". It's not what I want you to do. I'm Not having it.

They started having this stand up row right in front of us and he eventually got so angry that he left the room. At that point the woman started say that after we'd gone he was going to beat her. She knew it was what was coming and to be fair we thought it was probably true.

What were we supposed to do. Stay and help her calm him down seemed the best option but quite rapidly it became apparent he wanted us out of the house and she went all weird on us too and got nasty as well. She said we were just abandoning her and that we were horrible people as well. We just thought well there's nothing more we can do here and sort of thought we'ld better leave because these 2 are a right couple of weirdo's.

When we look back at it we think the bloke was some sort of weird control freak that wanted everyone to do exactly what he wanted.

It just goes to show that when you go into someone elses house you have absolutely no idea what you are getting into and sometimes it can be a bit at what can be best described weird or on the other hand dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!!

Awww, did that put you off? I had a regular meet who used to pull my tampon out with his teeth if I was on, sling it over his shoulder and then lick me clean. The bedroom looked like a chainsaw massacre set after we had finished

. Never has a vomit smiley been needed more"

There is surprisingly more guys into this than you may think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the one that makes us shudder and think OMG what did we get into there was when we met this freaky couple.

We arrived and they had a bottle of real champagne in hand and seemed quite genuine so we went upstairs with them to play. The bloke kept telling his woman to do this and do that. We were getting all tangled up when suddenly he said " Right, stop right there. Stop doing that. I don't like it". It's not what I want you to do. I'm Not having it.

They started having this stand up row right in front of us and he eventually got so angry that he left the room. At that point the woman started say that after we'd gone he was going to beat her. She knew it was what was coming and to be fair we thought it was probably true.

What were we supposed to do. Stay and help her calm him down seemed the best option but quite rapidly it became apparent he wanted us out of the house and she went all weird on us too and got nasty as well. She said we were just abandoning her and that we were horrible people as well. We just thought well there's nothing more we can do here and sort of thought we'ld better leave because these 2 are a right couple of weirdo's.

When we look back at it we think the bloke was some sort of weird control freak that wanted everyone to do exactly what he wanted.

It just goes to show that when you go into someone elses house you have absolutely no idea what you are getting into and sometimes it can be a bit at what can be best described weird or on the other hand dangerous."

Many years ago when I was married me and my ex had a couple round to our house

We were all playing and mid play they started havingna argument over something she did he wasn't happy with

They left the room and locked themselves in the bathroom, having a right argument, I banged on the door and told them so get out and leave as I have neighbours and it was about 2am, at which point i heard a slap sound and I though oh shit he's hit her so I bang the door again and told them to get out, the door opened and out he walked with blood running from his nose, she had hit him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!!

Awww, did that put you off? I had a regular meet who used to pull my tampon out with his teeth if I was on, sling it over his shoulder and then lick me clean. The bedroom looked like a chainsaw massacre set after we had finished

. Never has a vomit smiley been needed more

There is surprisingly more guys into this than you may think "

I've popped up from between a lasses legs looking a bit like a messy vampire before now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!!

Awww, did that put you off? I had a regular meet who used to pull my tampon out with his teeth if I was on, sling it over his shoulder and then lick me clean. The bedroom looked like a chainsaw massacre set after we had finished

. Never has a vomit smiley been needed more

There is surprisingly more guys into this than you may think "

I think a lot of guys aren't bothered by it, never met anyone as vociferously anti as the poster who begrudged a kiss before he found out she was menstruating! In fact never once in my forty years of shagging has anyone declined to have sex with me because I have my period..... STILL, sorry I hijacked the thread, carry on.......as you were soldier.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!!

Awww, did that put you off? I had a regular meet who used to pull my tampon out with his teeth if I was on, sling it over his shoulder and then lick me clean. The bedroom looked like a chainsaw massacre set after we had finished

. Never has a vomit smiley been needed more"

Man up now.....its just like black puddin'.....tons of iron!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!!

Awww, did that put you off? I had a regular meet who used to pull my tampon out with his teeth if I was on, sling it over his shoulder and then lick me clean. The bedroom looked like a chainsaw massacre set after we had finished

. Never has a vomit smiley been needed more

There is surprisingly more guys into this than you may think

I've popped up from between a lasses legs looking a bit like a messy vampire before now....."

I remember meeting a guy once and I came on mid play, this had never happened to me before and when I noticed I was mortified I told him he may want to stop and when he noticed he didn't say a word, just shrugged and carried on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!!

Awww, did that put you off? I had a regular meet who used to pull my tampon out with his teeth if I was on, sling it over his shoulder and then lick me clean. The bedroom looked like a chainsaw massacre set after we had finished

. Never has a vomit smiley been needed more

Man up now.....its just like black puddin'.....tons of iron! "

Now that made me

Black pudding just makes me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!!

Awww, did that put you off? I had a regular meet who used to pull my tampon out with his teeth if I was on, sling it over his shoulder and then lick me clean. The bedroom looked like a chainsaw massacre set after we had finished

. Never has a vomit smiley been needed more

There is surprisingly more guys into this than you may think

I think a lot of guys aren't bothered by it, never met anyone as vociferously anti as the poster who begrudged a kiss before he found out she was menstruating! In fact never once in my forty years of shagging has anyone declined to have sex with me because I have my period..... STILL, sorry I hijacked the thread, carry on.......as you were soldier....."

Sex maybe kicking it up though nah that's just a bit too far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone ever had a bad meet? Mid flow and something happened that totally put you off? How did you react? Spill the beans x"

Wasn't off fab .I fancied a man for ages at gym i used to go to.Was attractive and hunky and fit. We eventually went out together. We went away together and slept together .Was so let down as he had a ikea pencil.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!!

Awww, did that put you off? I had a regular meet who used to pull my tampon out with his teeth if I was on, sling it over his shoulder and then lick me clean. The bedroom looked like a chainsaw massacre set after we had finished

. Never has a vomit smiley been needed more

Man up now.....its just like black puddin'.....tons of iron! "

Aww man, shut up! I like black pudding!

*Puts fingers in ears* La la la la la LA!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone ever had a bad meet? Mid flow and something happened that totally put you off? How did you react? Spill the beans x

Wasn't off fab .I fancied a man for ages at gym i used to go to.Was attractive and hunky and fit. We eventually went out together. We went away together and slept together .Was so let down as he had a ikea pencil."

Ah, but did he know now how to use it? (I.e. did he scribble the catalogue numbers down on the correct form)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!!

Eh?!

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Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nightmare meets... Would it count if we meet on Halloween & I was dressed as Freddy Krueger? Or is that a too literal interpretation of the text? Either way, you'd remember it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once found a mouse tail hanging out! and id started kissing!!

Awww, did that put you off? I had a regular meet who used to pull my tampon out with his teeth if I was on, sling it over his shoulder and then lick me clean. The bedroom looked like a chainsaw massacre set after we had finished "

oh why did I just read this after lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone ever had a bad meet? Mid flow and something happened that totally put you off? How did you react? Spill the beans x

Wasn't off fab .I fancied a man for ages at gym i used to go to.Was attractive and hunky and fit. We eventually went out together. We went away together and slept together .Was so let down as he had a ikea pencil.

Ah, but did he know now how to use it? (I.e. did he scribble the catalogue numbers down on the correct form) "

It's surprised me as it worked quite well .

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Met on a nice summers day frolicking in the countryside with a nice guy who turned into.... "Mr Dom" smacked my butt cheeks purple and black, even snapping thin branches of of the tree above us for a whip.

I am not into spanking and other things happened also, lets just say the day turned out very different than expected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well me and wife had few drinks with another couple all going well then he couldn't get it hard so when down stairs at this point didn't know any thing about it next thing I a fucking my wife y she's licking woman out right geting in to it her bloke comes is pissed doing his nut about being on a porn set well I didn't stop he when to down stairs so we all went down to c what's up he started then feel steep on sofa we left she wanted us to stay lol they both said sorry and want to meet again lol would u

Pun-ct-u-ation."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had a cpl of meets that I wouldn't say were nightmares but upon meeting i soon realised that maybe there pics wernt upto date and that perhaps theyd been on a high calorie diet since they were taken !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mid meet on a foursome. I decided I wasn't enjoying it

I locked myself in the bathroom and left them to a Mmf

I would have left but I gave her a lift

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