FabSwingers.com forum: Beef curtains/no curtains

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's everyones view on pussy lips, would you rather A small labia or beef curtains?

I personally rather beef curtains! Much more to enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't heard the term "Beef Curtains" since school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a smal labia and prefere that.

Sometimes I get the urge to to want to lick and suck small beef curtains

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Mine are Beefy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol @ Beef curtains!

Can't say I have a preference, as long as her breath don't smell I'm fairly relaxed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't heard the term "Beef Curtains" since school

haha great name for them, makes them sound even more tastier

unless your a veggie of course,

What's you view of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a neat, tidy looking set if I'm gonna stick my tongue in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a smal labia and prefere that.

Sometimes I get the urge to to want to lick and suck small beef curtains

Don't get me wrong I love them both ways, but you definatly can't beat giving them a good suck Huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicer than piss flaps I guess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't heard the term "Beef Curtains" since school

haha great name for them, makes them sound even more tastier

unless your a veggie of course,

What's you view of them?"

Tastier? They aren't for eating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't heard the term "Beef Curtains" since school

haha great name for them, makes them sound even more tastier

unless your a veggie of course,

What's you view of them?

Tastier? They aren't for eating

All for the licking and sucking huh

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Haven't heard the term "Beef Curtains" since school

haha great name for them, makes them sound even more tastier

unless your a veggie of course,

What's you view of them?

Tastier? They aren't for eating

Then your doing it wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't heard the term "Beef Curtains" since school

haha great name for them, makes them sound even more tastier

unless your a veggie of course,

What's you view of them?

Tastier? They aren't for eating

All for the licking and sucking huh

don't make me throw up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't heard the term "Beef Curtains" since school

haha great name for them, makes them sound even more tastier

unless your a veggie of course,

What's you view of them?

Tastier? They aren't for eating

Then your doing it wrong lol"

I've never done oral on a woman and never want to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a smal labia and prefere that.

Sometimes I get the urge to to want to lick and suck small beef curtains

love to lick a nice pretty pussy for a good shift

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I don't mind beef curtains at the front so long as there are no beef OXO crumbs round the back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mind beef curtains at the front so long as there are no beef OXO crumbs round the back."

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there yorkshires with that

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the term 'spam danglers'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhh made me think about a three bird roast then ...funny what pops in to ur head sometimes x

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London

Prefer the beef curtains personally. The view when you spread them wide apart, mmmmm. Keeps me there for as long as you can stand it and then some.

Follow up question, small or big clit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much prefer a nice set of lips. I always thought a pussy without looks like a vertical letter box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer something in between .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo lips for me

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

Never heard that term till today!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I really don't mind or have an opinion either way... I don't see that it should matter and definitely not be something to get a complex or worry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fairly juicy set but never had any complaints

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Much prefer a nice set of lips. I always thought a pussy without looks like a vertical letter box"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the funniest saying today is....

beef curtains!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small n neat is my preference....but wouldn't let curtains put me off as long as clean.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

It's a revolting expression.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as they don't resemble pat butchers earrings when you've got your face in there, who cares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a revolting expression. "

I never heard of it and agree with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big beef curtains for sure! LOVE big pussy lips & love licking pussy! Get in touch ladies

especially you 'beefy lipped' ladies lmao x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big beef curtains for sure! LOVE big pussy lips & love licking pussy! Get in touch ladies

especially you 'beefy lipped' ladies lmao x"

waves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to love a nice pair of bomb flaps

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

"I don't mind beef curtains at the front so long as there are no beef OXO crumbs round the back."

Oh ffs pmsl

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"I don't mind beef curtains at the front so long as there are no beef OXO crumbs round the back."

Oh how gross!!!! Lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Got to love a nice pair of bomb flaps"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big beef curtains for sure! LOVE big pussy lips & love licking pussy! Get in touch ladies

especially you 'beefy lipped' ladies lmao x"

I'm waiting to get mine removed!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I find both types incredibly beautiful. It's the fact that every womans is different is what makes it so interesting.

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

"Nicer than piss flaps I guess lol"

piss flaps like John Waynes saddlebags...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once heard the referred to as 'Wizards Sleeves' or 'Hanging Ham'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer the term 'spam danglers'

that's a new one on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL..... Its years since I've heard that phrase.... Awesome... So so funny. Takes me back to my Viz days...I'm going to hunt out my Rogers

Profanasaurus !!!

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By *fcdTV/TS
over a year ago

Southend

I'll go with my friend who always said he prefers a 'girl with a kebab in her knickers'. I find this recent trend of chopping off labia to get a smooth look quite disconcerting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a nice neat pussy with everything tucked away and pink .

Dark big lips look awaful in my opinion .

But i dont suppose a lady can choose ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go with my friend who always said he prefers a 'girl with a kebab in her knickers'. I find this recent trend of chopping off labia to get a smooth look quite disconcerting."

You wouldn't think that if you knew how much pain it causes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only been with one female who had large labia. Made an interesting change!

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Nothing showing for me,i cannot stand for the cockerels comb look.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Love em, nothing like seeing two big rashers of bacon hanging down

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By *heMambaMan
over a year ago

Selly Oak

Love big lips

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By *vonBedsMan
over a year ago

bedford

I do love big lips but they all great to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We luv full lips too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are little I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rather go without a wizard sleeve

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have big ones and wish they were nice and little but they aren't

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London

"Mine are little I think

Now that was a clever way for us fabbers to enjoy a purve at your gallery. Most enjoyable it was too.

MHG xx

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London

"I have big ones and wish they were nice and little but they aren't

Sandy, I fabbed yours long before you posted to this thread and nothing since has caused me to change my mind #SuitYou xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have big ones and wish they were nice and little but they aren't

mine cause me pain, to the point the NHS have said I can get them made smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have hardly any labia at all

I was once told I had a child's fanny

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I have big ones and wish they were nice and little but they aren't

Sandy, I fabbed yours long before you posted to this thread and nothing since has caused me to change my mind #SuitYou xx

Thank you

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By *lue-greenMan
over a year ago

Taunton

The smaller the better. Breakfast-can-waits are practically perfection.

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London

"I have big ones and wish they were nice and little but they aren't

mine cause me pain, to the point the NHS have said I can get them made smaller"

Sorry to hear that, hope all goes well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T has quite beautiful thick outer lips, and as she does not shave that area too much, we refer to the view as her 'chimps lips', which is very appropriate when viewed from the rear and she is lying on her side. Very horny view indeed.

Beef curtains.....not sure about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we love all pussys but there is defo something about nice big hanging cunt lips ooooo

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By *arnsleycpl4uCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Love big ones or two lol

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

love big flappy ones cause when the going gets fast u can get a round of applause at the same time.....

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By *arnsleycpl4uCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

"love big flappy ones cause when the going gets fast u can get a round of applause at the same time....."
lol

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By *arnsleycpl4uCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

I think the kids must have clinged on to Ann's cos they didn't want to come out lol they wasn't allway that big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not that critical but if I had to vote I'd say lips!

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By *xotic indianCouple
over a year ago

leicester

A juicy steak for me don't like the the playboy little girl type When you go down you know it's a real woman

Something to play with suck on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have big ones and wish they were nice and little but they aren't

sandy beach mine are little but reading this forum i think your big lips win! Wanna swap? haha

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