FabSwingers.com forum: £20 million or No sex for life?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If someone was to offer you £20 million, but the catch was you couldn`t have sex for the rest of your life. What would you choose? Lol.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

The money

And I'd lie about my whereabouts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the £20.00 million you can always say you aint having sex and you would have enough dosh to make sure no one found out lol

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"the £20.00 million you can always say you aint having sex and you would have enough dosh to make sure no one found out lol

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By *ust Ms LovinWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"the £20.00 million you can always say you aint having sex and you would have enough dosh to make sure no one found out lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very sneaky Kitten! lol

"the £20.00 million you can always say you aint having sex and you would have enough dosh to make sure no one found out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

money , i aint had sex for 4 years so few more wont hurt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too honest so I'd have to stick with the arrangement and chances are, as a bloke, there's no sex anyway if you ain't got no money so I'd take the money and invest in some of that expensive hand cream to keep my hands as youthful and soft as possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not materialistic in the least so an easy question for me to answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not materialistic in the least so an easy question for me to answer.

£20 million would whole lotta handbags and shoes though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"buy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the money ofcourse, sex is not important, nothing a wank will sort out

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

How are we defining sex? The Bill Clinton way?

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

Sex every time. Sex is exciting, relieves stress, can be an amazing part of a relationship...being able to buy a nice car and house wouldn't make up for not getting that ever again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are we defining sex? The Bill Clinton way?"

No sex whatsoever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take the money,my family are more important to me than sex. They would get most of it,I would live a simple life in a cottage by the sea. I would visit new countries though,that's better than sex any day of the week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With £20 million you could buy your family a new house, pay off your debts, cars, amazing holidays, eat in Michelin star restaurants, the best designer clothes, OR no sex....it`s a tricky one.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"How are we defining sex? The Bill Clinton way?

No sex whatsoever!

Not even solo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are we defining sex? The Bill Clinton way?

No sex whatsoever!

Not even solo?"

No...not even solo. That`s the deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many shakes am I allowed after I go for a pee... Does the 'more than three shakes is a wank' rule stand?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I'll take the money and have an orgasm over what I can spend it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are we defining sex? The Bill Clinton way?

No sex whatsoever!

Not even solo?

No...not even solo. That`s the deal!

Fuck it...take the money back, I've only spent about 500k since my last post...we good right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"How are we defining sex? The Bill Clinton way?

No sex whatsoever!

Not even solo?

No...not even solo. That`s the deal!

I'll stay poor.

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

"the £20.00 million you can always say you aint having sex and you would have enough dosh to make sure no one found out lol

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I couldn't envisage living the rest of my life without sex...you can keep your 20 million, I've managed so far without it

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I'll take the cash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show me the money!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have a sex life so I got nothing to loose lol I'll take the money :0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone was to offer you £20 million, but the catch was you couldn`t have sex for the rest of your life. What would you choose? Lol.

It must be boring in Sidcup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If someone was to offer you £20 million, but the catch was you couldn`t have sex for the rest of your life. What would you choose? Lol.

It must be boring in Sidcup."

It`s never boring in Sidcup. It`s close to Eureka swingers club, central London and it`s even got a waitrose!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many shakes am I allowed after I go for a pee... Does the 'more than three shakes is a wank' rule stand?"

You can shake it as much as you want, you just cant cum! Think about it...it would very frustrating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 mill, it's been that long since I have had sex , it feels like a lifetime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£20mil.....and a face transplant. Works for me!

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd take the £20m and fuck the lot of you

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

What about just £10m with some blowout sex offered,one weekend only every 2nd year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather the excitement of sex and all that goes with it - I'm happy working for what I have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about just £10m with some blowout sex offered,one weekend only every 2nd year?

NO!! No sex ever or £20 million. Can`t have both...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the money and fake my own death..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the money and live on oral for rest of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think sex is the driving force behind most things in life..? what is money without sex..? id rather have lots of fucking and stay skint..

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

money please!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Take the money and live on oral for rest of life"

It's no sexual activity at all by the sound of it. I honestly would sooner be poor. I can't imagine a completely sexless life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The money

not getting much sex anyway so defo the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about just £10m with some blowout sex offered,one weekend only every 2nd year?

If we're bartering then going on that ratio as Im not a greedy man, I'll have a hundred grand (to pay off the 40% remainder of my mortgage and with 30k left over either have a pop at writing or start my own business so I can ditch this shitty 75 hour a week job that is a detriment to my sex life anyway) and I'll just have sex on weekends, honest.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

thats easy the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about just £10m with some blowout sex offered,one weekend only every 2nd year?

You don't want much pal take the money and buy a blow up doll as that doesn't count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The money. There would be no hesitation over it either x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The £20 million as I'm not getting any sex anyway, and there are plenty of things you can enjoy in life with that sort of money other than sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live off the Interest Its a no lose Situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take the money thanks

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Take the cash and have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the cash. I get none anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many shakes am I allowed after I go for a pee... Does the 'more than three shakes is a wank' rule stand?"

Reminds me of a guy I worked with once who got reported for alledgedly repeatedly wanking in the work loos...turned out he has OCD and just had to shake it a certain amount of times!

....Im still not sure if that was just a genius excuse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just imagine the stunning women thar £20m would attract and the frustration at not being able to have sex with them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not materialistic in the least so an easy question for me to answer.

£20 million would whole lotta handbags and shoes though!

You can keep your handbags, shoes, cars, holidays and house by the sea and enjoy it all. Me, I'm out to get a wicked grin so big it'll last until my last breath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 51 now and have had loads of sex and sexual experiences so I'll take the money Des.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the cash....no question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the cash....no question. "

As in you keep it.....don't want it if it means no sex the rest of my life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not materialistic in the least so an easy question for me to answer.

£20 million would whole lotta handbags and shoes though!

You can keep your handbags, shoes, cars, holidays and house by the sea and enjoy it all. Me, I'm out to get a wicked grin so big it'll last until my last breath!"

So are u taking the sex Debs? Or..do u need to phone a friends? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't envisage living the rest of my life without sex...you can keep your 20 million, I've managed so far without it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not materialistic in the least so an easy question for me to answer.

£20 million would whole lotta handbags and shoes though!

You can keep your handbags, shoes, cars, holidays and house by the sea and enjoy it all. Me, I'm out to get a wicked grin so big it'll last until my last breath!

So are u taking the sex Debs? Or..do u need to phone a friends? lol

how did you guess!!

I honestly can't believe how many people would give sex up for cash - it's only money.

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By *uby_xWoman
over a year ago

funky town

Money and lots of cuddles.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Make the £20 million and lots of sex will follow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make the £20 million and lots of sex will follow

U can`t have the £20m and the sex. One or the other...That`s the deal...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not materialistic in the least so an easy question for me to answer.

£20 million would whole lotta handbags and shoes though!

You can keep your handbags, shoes, cars, holidays and house by the sea and enjoy it all. Me, I'm out to get a wicked grin so big it'll last until my last breath!

So are u taking the sex Debs? Or..do u need to phone a friends? lol

how did you guess!!

I honestly can't believe how many people would give sex up for cash - it's only money."

Debs..i`m not saying i would give up sex for 20m. I just thought would be an interesting question to put.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or to put the question another way, the OP could have simply said "Hands up, who wants to be Cliff Richard?"

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

"Make the £20 million and lots of sex will follow

U can`t have the £20m and the sex. One or the other...That`s the deal...lol

But I'm not accepting the offer, which means a win win just have to figure out how to make 20 million

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take the money because theres so much more to enjoy doing other than sex, its the least of my priorities you could do so much with 20 mil and I could adopt a kid if I wanted 1

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

Take the money.... Think of all the toys you could buy to substitute sex.... And surely oral is not full sex.... Don't tell my partner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or to put the question another way, the OP could have simply said "Hands up, who wants to be Cliff Richard?"

Hahaha...good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take the money.... Think of all the toys you could buy to substitute sex.... And surely oral is not full sex.... Don't tell my partner

If oral isn`t sex. Then what is it? lol

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

"Take the money.... Think of all the toys you could buy to substitute sex.... And surely oral is not full sex.... Don't tell my partner

If oral isn`t sex. Then what is it? lol"

Hmmm.... Body massage via mouth x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No change to my lifestyle whatsoever

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take the money.... Think of all the toys you could buy to substitute sex.... And surely oral is not full sex.... Don't tell my partner

If oral isn`t sex. Then what is it? lol

Hmmm.... Body massage via mouth x"

You can give me a "body massage" anytime then! lol

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

"Take the money.... Think of all the toys you could buy to substitute sex.... And surely oral is not full sex.... Don't tell my partner

If oral isn`t sex. Then what is it? lol

Hmmm.... Body massage via mouth x

You can give me a "body massage" anytime then! lol"

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Money, so I can actually do stuff like take a holiday again and enjoy first class travel

Earning a salary has got so hard that to keep things going hours are well past sensible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo take the money and buy lots of toys! Nothing sexier than your imagination too

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

"Defo take the money and buy lots of toys! Nothing sexier than your imagination too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the money as i have no sex now anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems a lots of people would choose the money over sex. Does that mean that you would choose money over attraction in choosing a partner/wife/husband etc? Or is it two separate choices?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Seems a lots of people would choose the money over sex. Does that mean that you would choose money over attraction in choosing a partner/wife/husband etc? Or is it two separate choices? "

Good question.

I think a long term relationship is difficult enough to maintain when you love somebody so I wouldn't opt to enter into one with somebody I wasn't even attracted to. I'd love to have loads of money but not at any price.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems a lots of people would choose the money over sex. Does that mean that you would choose money over attraction in choosing a partner/wife/husband etc? Or is it two separate choices?

Good question.

I once chose a partner just because she had a lot of money, and the relationship failed because I wasn`t attracted to her physically. I really respected and liked her, but the physical spark just wasn`t there for me. In an ideal world you would want both, but that hardly ever happens.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

£20 million.

Enough to pay for numerous sex gagging orders many times over and still have plenty of change to enjoy the money side.

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By *eembabyWoman
over a year ago

Brum

20 million an I'd just fuck myself problem solved

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Take the money & me & Kim would travel the world lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"The money

And I'd lie about my whereabouts lol "

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

"How are we defining sex? The Bill Clinton way?"

Bill Clinton will never live his cigar trick down.

I couldn't do without the sex so the money would have to stay.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Money

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Take the money and apply the 'Bill Clinton' definition of sex

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I would take the money. Am used to no sex over the years anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to say the money but I'd be physically unable to go without sex forever. Rich but miserable.

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