FabSwingers.com forum: odd jobs for sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

seems theres a need for jobs to be done in exchange for fun and games ,anyone else had the expierence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

carnt says i have but i would be up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right i'll start the bidding at a blow job to decorate my living room lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right i'll start the bidding at a blow job to decorate my living room lol"

It would have to be a tremendous . blow job .

How many blow jobs was that by the way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only one

you have to lay my new carpet too to lay me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had not got to laying the carpets yet thats for later lol

Still trying to strike a deal to do your living room .

Would you consider increasing your bid lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi i started the bidding, its your job to haggle

you've not got the hang of this bidding lark have you? lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

An interesting pitch but I'm not sure I'm ever going to see a return on my investment, so I wish you the best of luck with it, but... I'm OUT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And haggle is what I am doing by making you increase your bid lol

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By *ohn_d57Man
over a year ago

Bedlington

yes I have meet a couple for some fun when they found out I did some odd jobs like bathrooms & tilling he asked me if I would like to do theres had some nice days there doing the bathroom & also doing his wife some times when he was there but mostly when he was at work been some thing I all ways wanted to happen ps also got paid but did it at a special rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am up for that. any females fancy doing my washing and cleaning in return for a fook send me a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh - I so would!!!

If I could just find that sexy butch dyke with a hard hat, boots and a tool belt - she could come and fix all those things round the house and I'd be her slave forever!!!

Sorry - am I visibly drooling at the thought....?

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

a shag a room seems fair just got to let becky know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this now known as a barter economy!

Hmmm... need my garage roof fixing as it leaks... offers please!

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By *andcCouple
over a year ago

London and Cheshire

"i am up for that. any females fancy doing my washing and cleaning in return for a fook send me a message

Isn't that called marriage..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any landscape gardeners out there? lol

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By *imnher2Woman
over a year ago

watford

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By *imnher2Woman
over a year ago

watford

well we do need our living room painted

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By *andcCouple
over a year ago

London and Cheshire

H wants a good servicing, any offers..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my pc is running slow fix it then fuck her if you cant fix it just fuck off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo i need my living room decorated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell where do i start lol, living room, bathroom still needs finishing, and in the bedroom could do with a makeover lol Looks like i'll have to start shagging the hubby more with all the jobs i want doing xxx Lois xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

shall i bring the team along for the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

car repairs this way....., own workshop!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"my pc is running slow fix it then fuck her if you cant fix it just fuck off lol"

Brilliant - even us geeks can be swingers!

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Can manage a bit of flat roof patch up, but not a full resurface

Computer fixing in my sleep.

Isn't this all the normal relationship stuff once you've got past the dates/meals/first sleepover game?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok looks like my skills are needed lol.

ok computer i can do computer im a trianed IT tech lol

and a ground worker so that garden is no problem, now to the painting and carpets i can do them but that job will cost you, takes alot of time.

Ok for any other jobs out there i can do water and elec carnt do gas, plastering wood work, car repair tiling and most DIY.

Was building houses for 3 years from footings all the way to the flooring, so no job is to small or to big

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By *ohn_d57Man
over a year ago

Bedlington

"my pc is running slow fix it then fuck her if you cant fix it just fuck off lol"

check my profile

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I can just see my Annual Tax Return now :

Erections R Us - Roofers and Odd Job Specialists.

Annual Turnover £ 11,250

plus Three couples, four single women and six housewives, two desperate, three grateful.

Profit £ 675 and a big

Loss 31 portions of bodily fluids and a front tooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we need some new carpets any offers ?

I could see this catching on

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By *emmeDuJourWoman
over a year ago

Stourport

OOOOH WHAT a good idea lol. Any landscape gardeners out there????....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am currently wallpapering my landing and thinking of rewarding myself when i get half way with a 5 finger shuffle, does that count??

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By *wabbitMan
over a year ago

grimsby

whats the going rate for doing the ironing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any landscape gardeners out there? lol"
yes i need one of them too i will get the plants ,, lol just need to know what sort ,, lol and will pay with my body ,, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love doing this! I enjoy diy anyway, inside and out (though limited to inside with the current bloody weather, lol, although sex in the rain can be extremely erotic).

And when it serves as a warm up to the main course, yummy! I find it the sweetest when a lady "accidently" finds that she has no money on her to pay for services rendered, so other methods of payment must be reached.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I can just see my Annual Tax Return now :

Erections R Us - Roofers and Odd Job Specialists.

Annual Turnover £ 11,250

plus Three couples, four single women and six housewives, two desperate, three grateful.

Profit £ 675 and a big

Loss 31 portions of bodily fluids and a front tooth.

If there were 6 housewives, 2 desperate and 3 grateful was the other one dead?

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

"my pc is running slow fix it then fuck her if you cant fix it just fuck off lol"
i can fix computers

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

qualified electrician any work need doing in yorkshire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh, I love doing this. We had a friend of ours over to fix the pc a few years ago - I got under the desk and gave him a bj the whole time he was working on it. Another guy we met very kindly offered to help us with a plumbing problem so when he came back to do it, I wore my pvc thigh boots and little else and kept taking him cups of tea and "helping" him. When he finished I let him fuck me as my hubby took pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only want a new socket

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By *nkednkinky_bbwWoman
over a year ago

cannock

i need a complete house makeover and a new exhaust on my car......any offers????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh i could go to town with this, im in desperate need for my heater to be replaced in my car,

offering a full service whoever fits the bill hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats wrong with it??? i could prob do that in a afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats wrong with it??? i could prob do that in a afternoon"

It would take you that long to get there lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I asked the farmers buxom wife if there were any odd jobs i could do in return for sex.

"Yep" she said "you can go try milk that bull". Then you'll be fucked.

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By *ig bird brightWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

i could do with help to re- tile my bathroom walls and floor i'll help out too.

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

moving house plenty of work to be done.and plenty of rewards to be had.plus helping out a one legged cripple think of the feel good fuckeder er factor i mean.anyone near oldham giz a shout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never come across it, but i could do with a nice attractive car mechanics phone number.

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By *ominantPerv85Man
over a year ago

Maidstone

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By *ominantPerv85Man
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I have never come across it, but i could do with a nice attractive car mechanics phone number.

Shame I am not near oldham,

But I could probably help you out there. Message me for details if you want

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I have never come across it, but i could do with a nice attractive car mechanics phone number.

Shame I am not near oldham,

But I could probably help you out there. Message me for details if you want

You need to fix your car before you can go help the move at Oldham?

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By *ominantPerv85Man
over a year ago

Maidstone

lol, how assertive

and yes, but my car is just tempremental (if that's how you spell it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not really into this idea of offering sex for favours on a swinging site BUT

ok girls I have washing, ironing and cleaning to be done so who wants fucking first

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

When I was young, I used to do Bob-a-Job...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I am not really into this idea of offering sex for favours on a swinging site BUT

ok girls I have washing, ironing and cleaning to be done so who wants fucking first

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am i wrong to actually enjoy ironing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need my bed fixing, a good carpenter could probably do it, I reckon that's worth a good shag but not on my bed until it's fixed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not really into this idea of offering sex for favours on a swinging site BUT

ok girls I have washing, ironing and cleaning to be done so who wants fucking first

am i wrong to actually enjoy ironing?

Not wrong exactly, more like a disgrace to the sisterhood lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not really into this idea of offering sex for favours on a swinging site BUT

ok girls I have washing, ironing and cleaning to be done so who wants fucking first

am i wrong to actually enjoy ironing?

I will give you a BJ to do my ironing...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I am not really into this idea of offering sex for favours on a swinging site BUT

ok girls I have washing, ironing and cleaning to be done so who wants fucking first

am i wrong to actually enjoy ironing?

I will give you a BJ to do my ironing...

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See you soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was with my other half. We used to play with another couple. The other guy knew i wanted my new kitchen fitted. He offerd to come down and fit it for us. On the understanding that he could play with me alone. At anytime during the time it took to do the job. For some reason hubby didnt like that idea to much.....

Oh! it took 3yrs for the kitchen to get done..... minus the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im free any night of the week jus not day time in your night time handy man lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

anyone with a petrol lawnmower that fancies a holiday in Scotland????

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

"anyone with a petrol lawnmower that fancies a holiday in Scotland????

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PETROL lawnmower... think of your carbon footprint! Me and black & decker would love the trip up there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread I've read for ages and a potential way of sorting out the men from the boys to boot!

When I got divorced my friend suggested a had a BF a month in order, electrician,plumber,plasterer, roofer,decorator, gardener..... as it happens I got shagged by the alarm installer at the off and it's amazing still how often the system needs servicing..... must be very adverse publicity the amount of times his van is on my drive....lol!!!

Reckon there is some mileage to be had in reinstating this idea - better than role-play as it IS the real thing!!!

Should we campaign to have the fab the "interests" list reconfigured to show "useful" talents ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a slant!

If someone wants to offer me a job I'll be happy to do the odd sex lol!!!!!!!

• Will turn my hand to anything

• Excellent in oral skills & non verbal communication!

• Good team player

• Likes challenges

• Good with my hands!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Any ladies looking for 'tradesman's action' just PM me.

I supply my own lube and am very gentle and considerate... to begin with.

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