FabSwingers.com forum: split roast

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who like it ?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it similar to a spit roast??!!

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By *oxycouple28Couple
over a year ago

bexley

We do... we had our first one a couple of months ago. We never thought we would "entertain" a single guy but he was a really good guy and got on well. We ended up playing and had a spit roast. It was really hot.

We are seeing him again tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who like it ? "

That's a new one on me fella.

What's a split roast ?

Is it an after no at the carvers and you split the bill and whoever eats the most gets oral off the loser?

Awesome game. I haven't played it before but it sounds good.

I challenge you tons split roast duel homie

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By *ublinmeathmanMan
over a year ago

clonee

what the hell is a split roast ? did you mean spit roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it involve a gymnast or Louis Spence??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds painful.. do you need two vwe blokes for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Otherwise referred to as a 68

I'll owe you one !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We like our Sunday roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK enough sarcasum already

Love it, guy on all fours sucking another guy off and me behind him with a strap on.....yes please

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Its is with out a doubt our number one favourite, my Mrs loves going out for this, Nandos does a great split roast chicken, we always have the medium hot piri piri... so good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK enough sarcasum already

Love it, guy on all fours sucking another guy off and me behind him with a strap on.....yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or one down on me while he's being fucked, quite like that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaha why on earth did I put a l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha why on earth did I put a l "

Auto correct? Predictive text?

Don't worry we can cover this and pretend you didn't really think it was called a split roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK enough sarcasum already

Love it, guy on all fours sucking another guy off and me behind him with a strap on.....yes please

ow yes pleas!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahaha why on earth did I put a l

Auto correct? Predictive text?

Don't worry we can cover this and pretend you didn't really think it was called a split roast

Haha too late Im screwed lol well not literally lol for my defense the l is under the p I have a big thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha why on earth did I put a l

Auto correct? Predictive text?

Don't worry we can cover this and pretend you didn't really think it was called a split roast

Haha too late Im screwed lol well not literally lol for my defense the l is under the p I have a big thumb

Big thumbs you say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahaha why on earth did I put a l

Auto correct? Predictive text?

Don't worry we can cover this and pretend you didn't really think it was called a split roast

Haha too late Im screwed lol well not literally lol for my defense the l is under the p I have a big thumb

Big thumbs you say

yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Split roast is similar to a spit roast except both guys have VVVWE cocks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Split roast is similar to a spit roast except both guys have VVVWE cocks."

Was it ? I didnt even know lol

Well spit roast matches my features haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Split roast is similar to a spit roast except both guys have VVVWE cocks."

And can do the splits!

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Big thumbs you say

yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha

So smooth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big thumbs you say

yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha

So smooth

haha yes I can be time to time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big thumbs you say

yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha

So smooth

What

you mean he's not being honest

Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big thumbs you say

yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha

So smooth

What

you mean he's not being honest

Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled

Haha don't shave you know I love hairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big thumbs you say

yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha

So smooth

What

you mean he's not being honest

Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled

Haha don't shave you know I love hairs

If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look

If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big thumbs you say

yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha

So smooth

What

you mean he's not being honest

Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled

Haha don't shave you know I love hairs

If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look

If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started

Thats a fair point milady... but I guess we could still try it out, couldn't we?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Big thumbs you say

yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha

So smooth

What

you mean he's not being honest

Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled

Haha don't shave you know I love hairs

If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look

If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started

I think I can see a new couples profile on the horizon...NN, don't shave your flange and you can be FabulousAndBothBearded (MF)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big thumbs you say

yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha

So smooth

What

you mean he's not being honest

Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled

Haha don't shave you know I love hairs

If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look

If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started

I think I can see a new couples profile on the horizon...NN, don't shave your flange and you can be FabulousAndBothBearded (MF)

OK mind your language

I only have to leave it a week and I have a full on bush seriously I'm so mega hairy its unreal, if I was a guy I'd be one of those guys who has the hairy back and shoulders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big thumbs you say

yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha

So smooth

What

you mean he's not being honest

Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled

Haha don't shave you know I love hairs

If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look

If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started

I think I can see a new couples profile on the horizon...NN, don't shave your flange and you can be FabulousAndBothBearded (MF)

OK mind your language

I only have to leave it a week and I have a full on bush seriously I'm so mega hairy its unreal, if I was a guy I'd be one of those guys who has the hairy back and shoulders"

Stop I am getting hard and my mouth is watering

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Big thumbs you say

yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha

So smooth

What

you mean he's not being honest

Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled

Haha don't shave you know I love hairs

If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look

If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started

I think I can see a new couples profile on the horizon...NN, don't shave your flange and you can be FabulousAndBothBearded (MF)

OK mind your language

I only have to leave it a week and I have a full on bush seriously I'm so mega hairy its unreal, if I was a guy I'd be one of those guys who has the hairy back and shoulders"

Not to rub it in or owt...but I've just shaved the 3 light hairs off my legs...first time I've done them in about a month

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big thumbs you say

yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha

So smooth

What

you mean he's not being honest

Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled

Haha don't shave you know I love hairs

If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look

If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started

I think I can see a new couples profile on the horizon...NN, don't shave your flange and you can be FabulousAndBothBearded (MF)

OK mind your language

I only have to leave it a week and I have a full on bush seriously I'm so mega hairy its unreal, if I was a guy I'd be one of those guys who has the hairy back and shoulders

Not to rub it in or owt...but I've just shaved the 3 light hairs off my legs...first time I've done them in about a month

Never shave mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have gorilla legs

I'm just preying for the day my body hair goes grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big thumbs you say

yes I don't use my penis to type on my phone only when I wank perving your pictures haha

So smooth

What

you mean he's not being honest

Jesus Christ I've just shaved my minge and everything I thought I'd pulled

Haha don't shave you know I love hairs

If I didn't shave mine I'd never get a shag, thick black pubic hair is not a good look

If you went down on me we wouldn't know when your face finished and my fanny started

I'm attempting growth. Day 3 and its driving me mad already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Split roast is similar to a spit roast except both guys have VVVWE cocks.

Was it ? I didnt even know lol

Well spit roast matches my features haha "

Sorry, it was a joke. You know, as in they're gonna split her in two...

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By *otpecsandtheminxCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

This thread has really made me giggle. More typos please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the original q. I'm not splitting my roast with anyone. That Sunday lunch is all mine. A spit roast on the other hand. Yes please, you offering ?

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By *otpecsandtheminxCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Although just read that last one and now I'm thinking "owch"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Back to the original q. I'm not splitting my roast with anyone. That Sunday lunch is all mine. A spit roast on the other hand. Yes please, you offering ?

well if your pussy is hairy yesss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back to the original q. I'm not splitting my roast with anyone. That Sunday lunch is all mine. A spit roast on the other hand. Yes please, you offering ?

well if your pussy is hairy yesss "
Come back in 2 weeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Back to the original q. I'm not splitting my roast with anyone. That Sunday lunch is all mine. A spit roast on the other hand. Yes please, you offering ?

well if your pussy is hairy yesss Come back in 2 weeks

A promise is a promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being spit roasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She seems to make a lot of mmmm noises when done and wants more so must love it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK enough sarcasum already

Love it, guy on all fours sucking another guy off and me behind him with a strap on.....yes please

This !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one arranged for Monday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe how difficult it is trying to arrange one lol

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Absolutely love being spit roasted, but then I'm always happiest when I have more that one cock to play with at a time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its on the to do list...

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Been so long since been split roasted loved it and def something ecpierence again I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last one was in a steam room in Torquay. Mmmmmemories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its on the to do list...

Getting long this list now d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever tried a split beard, it's like a cat with its throat cut !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spit roast lovely,almost ended up as a split roast though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"spit roast lovely,almost ended up as a split roast though....."

Love love love spit roast...especially if I have two or three guys head end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"spit roast lovely,almost ended up as a split roast though.....

Love love love spit roast...especially if I have two or three guys head end

Never have to arrange one...just go along to Chams...plenty of guys there willing to take part x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes yes yes !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its on the to do list...

Getting long this list now d

yeah, keep adding to it and not getting any checked off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK enough sarcasum already

Love it, guy on all fours sucking another guy off and me behind him with a strap on.....yes please

Now that sounds hot!!!

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