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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can i have someone sit on my face please? I fucking need it! And i don't mean your tickle tackle

Thought i'd let you all know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long for? And is it ok if i fart occasionally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

noted....and how long do they have to sit there for?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Can I bring my kindle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bring the queening seat

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

There's a few women who've posted in this thread who I would LOVE to have sit on my face. I won't say who though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I say yes to all the above. Maybe not the farting though. I may be kinky but not that kinky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aw....

*shuffles out, head down*

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I say yes to all the above. Maybe not the farting though. I may be kinky but not that kinky.

"

What about if she puts talc round her bumhole?

that would be funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say yes to all the above. Maybe not the farting though. I may be kinky but not that kinky.

What about if she puts talc round her bumhole?

that would be funny "

YOU SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK PUPPY!

Love it

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"aw....

*shuffles out, head down*"

Hey, don't go. I never said no to you! You know I'm a bit of a dirty bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are warped. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aw....

*shuffles out, head down*

Hey, don't go. I never said no to you! You know I'm a bit of a dirty bugger "

You up for the talc thing too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a thread thanks OP this is just what im looking for hopefully after shes sat on my face she can own me with her strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say yes to all the above. Maybe not the farting though. I may be kinky but not that kinky.

What about if she puts talc round her bumhole?

that would be funny "

I actually wanna try this now, just need to convince someone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I say yes to all the above. Maybe not the farting though. I may be kinky but not that kinky.

What about if she puts talc round her bumhole?

that would be funny "

I've always wanted to be sprayed

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I say yes to all the above. Maybe not the farting though. I may be kinky but not that kinky.

What about if she puts talc round her bumhole?

that would be funny

I've always wanted to be sprayed

"

It would be more of a powder puff than spray

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"aw....

*shuffles out, head down*"

You're meant to be affectionate. That's not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I say yes to all the above. Maybe not the farting though. I may be kinky but not that kinky.

What about if she puts talc round her bumhole?

that would be funny

I've always wanted to be sprayed

It would be more of a powder puff than spray "

Better than a love puff.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"aw....

*shuffles out, head down*

Hey, don't go. I never said no to you! You know I'm a bit of a dirty bugger

You up for the talc thing too? "

I'll try anything once. Just lay off the sprouts and cabbage though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aw....

*shuffles out, head down*

Hey, don't go. I never said no to you! You know I'm a bit of a dirty bugger

You up for the talc thing too?

I'll try anything once. Just lay off the sprouts and cabbage though."

Yay.

I eat a lot of spinach though, just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aw....

*shuffles out, head down*

You're meant to be affectionate. That's not!

"

You rejected my farts. My farts are my sign of devotion.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Chuckles at talc comments

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I will bring the queening seat "

I had someone recently tell me they wanted to queen me. I was like "Eh?", googled, then told her if she wanted to sit on my face then just say so.

So many terms for simple acts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will bring the queening seat

I had someone recently tell me they wanted to queen me. I was like "Eh?", googled, then told her if she wanted to sit on my face then just say so.

So many terms for simple acts..."

I prefer the term Queening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah go on then but lift up a tad when I start turning blue

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Yeah go on then but lift up a tad when I start turning blue "

That'll be popeye's balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah go on then but lift up a tad when I start turning blue

That'll be popeye's balls"
You have just killed the moment

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I will bring the queening seat

I had someone recently tell me they wanted to queen me. I was like "Eh?", googled, then told her if she wanted to sit on my face then just say so.

So many terms for simple acts...

I prefer the term Queening "

I'm just naturally crass

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Yeah go on then but lift up a tad when I start turning blue

That'll be popeye's balls You have just killed the moment "

I think I had already killed it with the talc comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah go on then but lift up a tad when I start turning blue

That'll be popeye's balls You have just killed the moment

I think I had already killed it with the talc comment "
nah strangely that didn't. I need help don't i ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah go on then but lift up a tad when I start turning blue

That'll be popeye's balls You have just killed the moment

I think I had already killed it with the talc comment "

...with your bum. I'd let you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will bring the queening seat "

Erm, i'm meant to be the seat remember. You're meant to sit on my face.

C'mon Afro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will bring the queening seat

Erm, i'm meant to be the seat remember. You're meant to sit on my face.

C'mon Afro!

"

It's more comfy with the seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say yes to all the above. Maybe not the farting though. I may be kinky but not that kinky.

What about if she puts talc round her bumhole?

that would be funny

I actually wanna try this now, just need to convince someone. "
tell em its icing sugar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say yes to all the above. Maybe not the farting though. I may be kinky but not that kinky.

What about if she puts talc round her bumhole?

that would be funny

I actually wanna try this now, just need to convince someone. "

Can I apply for this?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Affectionate bitch

You have a volunteer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Affectionate bitch

You have a volunteer! "

Cute too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah go on then but lift up a tad when I start turning blue

That'll be popeye's balls You have just killed the moment

I think I had already killed it with the talc comment "

Now if you'd mentioned following through that would almost certainly have killed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Affectionate bitch

You have a volunteer!

Cute too"

Jesus, blushing thank you madam

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By *eaningofLifeCouple
over a year ago

York


"Can I bring my kindle?"

Pahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will bring the queening seat

Erm, i'm meant to be the seat remember. You're meant to sit on my face.

C'mon Afro!

It's more comfy with the seat "

My face is comfortable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say yes to all the above. Maybe not the farting though. I may be kinky but not that kinky.

What about if she puts talc round her bumhole?

that would be funny "

Baby powder smelling. I'd allow that I guess who wants to sit on my face. Only if I can insert my tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah go on then but lift up a tad when I start turning blue

That'll be popeye's balls You have just killed the moment

I think I had already killed it with the talc comment

...with your bum. I'd let you."
Aww thanks mate

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By *auren001Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"How long for? And is it ok if i fart occasionally? "

That's funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah go on then but lift up a tad when I start turning blue

That'll be popeye's balls You have just killed the moment

I think I had already killed it with the talc comment

...with your bum. I'd let you. Aww thanks mate "

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to have my face sat on - but if you fart it will make me sneeze!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy to have my face sat on - but if you fart it will make me sneeze!

"

That's ok. You can clean it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say yes to all the above. Maybe not the farting though. I may be kinky but not that kinky.

What about if she puts talc round her bumhole?

that would be funny

I actually wanna try this now, just need to convince someone.

Can I apply for this? "

You know you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say yes to all the above. Maybe not the farting though. I may be kinky but not that kinky.

What about if she puts talc round her bumhole?

that would be funny

I actually wanna try this now, just need to convince someone.

Can I apply for this?

You know you can.

"

Privileged as always my lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say yes to all the above. Maybe not the farting though. I may be kinky but not that kinky.

What about if she puts talc round her bumhole?

that would be funny

I actually wanna try this now, just need to convince someone.

Can I apply for this?

You know you can.

Privileged as always my lady "

Yeah you are, but at least you appreciate that.

Nice brew btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that called a sherbet fountain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bring my kindle?"

haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well, i'm still waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to rest

Those curvy hips

So get your bits

Upon on these lips...)

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