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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a single man. Don't mind having sex with married women so long as it's open, honest and the husband either watches or joins in. That's fine. I've had some messages from women who want to use me as a way of cheating on their boyfriends/husbands. That I won't do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very commendable of you

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

Don't do it then - obvious really

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

good for you....

here, have a medal!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there we go then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good for you....

here, have a medal!!!! "
can I have one too please mate because I wouldn't too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't eat at nandos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone giving medals out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the words of my little white feathered friends.... QUACK!!!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once swerved to miss a pigeon . Medal for me I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never met a married woman either, does this qualify me for the Nobel peace prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet he wasn't expecting that response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will never knowingly flash a pensioner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never met a married woman either, does this qualify me for the Nobel peace prize?"
Yer almost a nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will never knowingly flash a pensioner."
that reminds me. I get my tag off soon

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"I'm a single man. Don't mind having sex with married women so long as it's open, honest and the husband either watches or joins in. That's fine. I've had some messages from women who want to use me as a way of cheating on their boyfriends/husbands. That I won't do. "

Why not? it's fierce as fuck? You are not going to marry them or date them - it is a hole, and your going to fuck the living shit out of it. In fact - it'll be wet on your drive way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a single man. Don't mind having sex with married women so long as it's open, honest and the husband either watches or joins in. That's fine. I've had some messages from women who want to use me as a way of cheating on their boyfriends/husbands. That I won't do.

Why not? it's fierce as fuck? You are not going to marry them or date them - it is a hole, and your going to fuck the living shit out of it. In fact - it'll be wet on your drive way! "

Maybe its against his morals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once held a door open.

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By *nked_DomMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

You getting messages as a single guy is pretty cool and rare..Sure this is not a look at me post,for i have morals unlike most guys on here..

Personally i really don't care if the girl married and cheating or not,that's her business,just that's shes fucking filthy in bed and a laugh out of it..

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"I'm a single man. Don't mind having sex with married women so long as it's open, honest and the husband either watches or joins in. That's fine. I've had some messages from women who want to use me as a way of cheating on their boyfriends/husbands. That I won't do.

Why not? it's fierce as fuck? You are not going to marry them or date them - it is a hole, and your going to fuck the living shit out of it. In fact - it'll be wet on your drive way!

Maybe its against his morals?"

There's a lot of things that come into it play when people are married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a single man. Don't mind having sex with married women so long as it's open, honest and the husband either watches or joins in. That's fine. I've had some messages from women who want to use me as a way of cheating on their boyfriends/husbands. That I won't do. "

Blue peter badge for you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won't eat at nandos."

Nando's is ok - But Macdonalds?? - that's just pure evil!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"

Blue peter badge for you then "

oi... thats my thing....

get ya own... i still have a shed load of jim'll fix it badges i now can't rid of for love or money...

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Come on, give the guy a break. There are relatively few twists on the 'look at me' thread, and this one is at least mildly original!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once helped a hedgehog cross the road.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"I'm a single man. Don't mind having sex with married women so long as it's open, honest and the husband either watches or joins in. That's fine. I've had some messages from women who want to use me as a way of cheating on their boyfriends/husbands. That I won't do. "

I will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a single man. Don't mind having sex with married women so long as it's open, honest and the husband either watches or joins in. That's fine. I've had some messages from women who want to use me as a way of cheating on their boyfriends/husbands. That I won't do.

Why not? it's fierce as fuck? You are not going to marry them or date them - it is a hole, and your going to fuck the living shit out of it. In fact - it'll be wet on your drive way!

Maybe its against his morals?

There's a lot of things that come into it play when people are married. "

There are indeed and I guess the OP has weighed them up and decided its not for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave £20 to children in need.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I once helped a hedgehog cross the road."

you can have a bendy bully for that......

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By *nked_DomMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

If you really had the jim'll fix badges i would have them That would be as funny as fuck..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a single man. Don't mind having sex with married women so long as it's open, honest and the husband either watches or joins in. That's fine. I've had some messages from women who want to use me as a way of cheating on their boyfriends/husbands. That I won't do. "

For some women they don't want their husbands/boyfriends there as it's good to surprise them later with up they've been upto

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

This was a rant??

I've heard more plaintive shipping forecasts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once "averted my eyes".

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"If you really had the jim'll fix badges i would have them That would be as funny as fuck.."

i use to have that as that tag line at the end of my profile.... obvious i had to erm... change that....

Fabio enterprises still has a shed load of blankety blank cheque book and pens i need to erm.... offload...

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By *nked_DomMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I just noticed that the OP like gory holes

Errr would that not make the checking for cheaters abit difficult?

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

[Removed by poster at 21/03/15 13:26:14]

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"I just noticed that the OP like gory holes

Errr would that not make the checking for cheaters abit difficult?"

I think you mean gloryholes...

..or maybe he did write gory holes, in which case I really do question his taste..

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By *nked_DomMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

He may well like playing with women who are on..But that was a typo..glory holes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you really had the jim'll fix badges i would have them That would be as funny as fuck..

i use to have that as that tag line at the end of my profile.... obvious i had to erm... change that....

Fabio enterprises still has a shed load of blankety blank cheque book and pens i need to erm.... offload... "

Single man... desperate to offload.... snigger....

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"I once "averted my eyes"."

lol, I invented the word 'Alakazam!'

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"I'm a single man. Don't mind having sex with married women so long as it's open, honest and the husband either watches or joins in. That's fine. I've had some messages from women who want to use me as a way of cheating on their boyfriends/husbands. That I won't do. "

The behaviour of these women is despicable. I will do you a massive favour as I'm a generous type of fella....

You point them my way and I'll make sure that they don't bother you further.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These type of threads have a way of coming back and biting one on the arse....

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"I'm a single man. Don't mind having sex with married women so long as it's open, honest and the husband either watches or joins in. That's fine. I've had some messages from women who want to use me as a way of cheating on their boyfriends/husbands. That I won't do.

The behaviour of these women is despicable. I will do you a massive favour as I'm a generous type of fella....

You point them my way and I'll make sure that they don't bother you further."

I will second that bluerrgh

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"These type of threads have a way of coming back and biting one on the arse.... "

ya think!!!!

I've had to put on shades... the glare from the armor was too bright!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once helped a hedgehog cross the road."

Pmsl totally unrelated but me n my daughter let a seagull cross the road the other day once it had crossed I got ready to drive off only to have the dam thing turn around n cross back ova funny thing was it was using a zebra crossing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once "averted my eyes".

lol, I invented the word 'Alakazam!'"

I doff me 'at to you gentlesir.

*curtsey*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once gave up my bus seat to a pregnant woman...i then stole glances down her ample cleavage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have met married women and got no problem to help them out for some extra fun on the side when hubby is working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh sarcasm alert! How many of you have commented on a thread saying I will never ever fuck a cheating woman/man? A few I think,medals will be handed out later

Why not eat at Nandos? Do you know something we should know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once gave up my bus seat to a pregnant woman...i then stole glances down her ample cleavage... "

That's disgusting! She has a innocent child inside her!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just noticed that the OP like gory holes

Errr would that not make the checking for cheaters abit difficult?

I think you mean gloryholes...

..or maybe he did write gory holes, in which case I really do question his taste.. "

Ought I get a medal for licking a gory hole? Rather not find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you really had the jim'll fix badges i would have them That would be as funny as fuck.."

Do you live with your gran?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medal needed here for not meeting married women either!!!!

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