FabSwingers.com forum: seducing the tv man

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right before we start.

Please don't comment if this not your thing, or. He there to do a job blah blah blah.

If it's not constructive don't comment.

Thank you.

So tips please from ladies who may or may not have done this, not talking about fucking the guy.Just flirting and maybe some accidental flashing of knickers.

What to say that's obvious but not blatant.

What to wear.

Sexy and revealing without being blatant.

How on earth do you get the conversation to being flirty and rude without it being.

And guy's what would you like to happen in this scenario that would make you feel horny.

Sex is not an option.

Realistic, non stroppy replies please.

Thanks xx

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Right before we start.

Please don't comment if this not your thing, or. He there to do a job blah blah blah.

If it's not constructive don't comment.

Thank you.

So tips please from ladies who may or may not have done this, not talking about fucking the guy.Just flirting and maybe some accidental flashing of knickers.

What to say that's obvious but not blatant.

What to wear.

Sexy and revealing without being blatant.

How on earth do you get the conversation to being flirty and rude without it being.

And guy's what would you like to happen in this scenario that would make you feel horny.

Sex is not an option.

Realistic, non stroppy replies please.

Thanks xx"

Well from a man's point of view I would suggest wearing a thin blouse, maybe quarter/half cup bra., or if really adventurous no bra at all. Short to mid length skirt, hold ups. . . offer him a cuppa. Sit perched on edge of couch and chat as he works. . . Maybe walk over to the window to "straighten the curtain" stretching up to flash your legs. . .W

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw a few innuendos into conversation...'blimey that looks hard...the wiring, I mean the wiring'

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm only making this comment because you told me I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agreed sexual innuendo are the way forward along with seductive clothing and may I add in a phone call that he can hear that's provocative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agreed sexual innuendo are the way forward along with seductive clothing and may I add in a phone call that he can hear that's provocative

))))"

Oooh good one!

What would be a subtley provocative conversation topic though?

'darling have you hidden all of my knickers for a joke? I cant seem to find any anywhere'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right before we start.

Please don't comment if this not your thing, or. He there to do a job blah blah blah.

If it's not constructive don't comment.

Thank you.

So tips please from ladies who may or may not have done this, not talking about fucking the guy.Just flirting and maybe some accidental flashing of knickers.

What to say that's obvious but not blatant.

What to wear.

Sexy and revealing without being blatant.

How on earth do you get the conversation to being flirty and rude without it being.

And guy's what would you like to happen in this scenario that would make you feel horny.

Sex is not an option.

Realistic, non stroppy replies please.

Thanks xx"

it's really about the body language. I still have great memories of a woman doing this to me. She wasn't dressed in anything out of the ordinary, but when I was in her house she bent over in a hugely suggestive manner so her bum was millimetres in front of my crotch, and pushed backwards just enough to make contact. excuse was to open a cupboard door for me.

she continued like that, with more invasion of my personal space, the whole time I was there. we were both getting off on it, and it was a million times better than a cheap shot of exposed cleavage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sitting on a settee,legs crossed,short skirt,heels,stockings,gets most guys attention.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's an open forum OP, you can't tell people not to comment if its not their thing or that he's supposed to be doing his job

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

"it's an open forum OP, you can't tell people not to comment if its not their thing or that he's supposed to be doing his job

ffs

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

OP just smile when you greet humanoid make eye contact for a split second longer than is necessary - you will have his attention then

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"it's an open forum OP, you can't tell people not to comment if its not their thing or that he's supposed to be doing his job

ffs"

It's right though, I commented jokingly above but you can't tell the rest of the community that they may only reply a certain way or not at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Key to anything like this is close proximity to their space. If they back off then you know its not going to happen generally..

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By *BW100Couple
over a year ago

Suffolk/Norfolk border

Lots of cleavage & stocking tops on show & why not start up a conversation about funny things that have happened while out on the job & why not ask if anyone has ever come on to him while showing everything you've got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agreed sexual innuendo are the way forward along with seductive clothing and may I add in a phone call that he can hear that's provocative

))))

Oooh good one!

What would be a subtley provocative conversation topic though?

'darling have you hidden all of my knickers for a joke? I cant seem pto find any anywhere'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's an open forum OP, you can't tell people not to comment if its not their thing or that he's supposed to be doing his job

I think they're just trying to keep the thread light hearted and interesting so people who are contributing positively don't have to trawl through the crap that sensible people post. Makes the place much more inviting doesn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky engineer would have to be asked if he's used his remote as a comparison tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only making this comment because you told me I can't

I knew behind that nice persona there was a trouble maker lurking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky engineer would have to be asked if he's used his remote as a comparison tool

And there you have it, the perfect entrée

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky engineer would have to be asked if he's used his remote as a comparison tool

And there you have it, the perfect entrée

With an innocent look on my face of course

I would then say that they seem to be getting bigger,quite a handful for a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky engineer would have to be asked if he's used his remote as a comparison tool

And there you have it, the perfect entrée

With an innocent look on my face of course

I would then say that they seem to be getting bigger,quite a handful for a woman

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm only making this comment because you told me I can't

I knew behind that nice persona there was a trouble maker lurking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it's an open forum OP, you can't tell people not to comment if its not their thing or that he's supposed to be doing his job

I asked. Didn't say they couldn't.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If I was going to seduce the telly man and its a big if given the guys that have been round here I'd probably ask him if he wouldn't mind showing me the most suitable option for a connection in my bedroom.

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Not quite the TV repair manI had forgotten that a guy was coming to service our gas heating system. I was still in bed horny and playing with a toy when the doorbell went so threw on my dressing gown which is satin and short to answer the door. It is the kimono style one from lovehoney.

He was hot!! I offered him a coffee and took it through to him as he was checking the fire in the living room. We were sitting chatting and on offering him a biscuit one of my boobs escaped. Ooops I said as if it was an accident. As we were having our coffee I kept flashing my pussy each time I went to pick up my cup and could see a mighty impressive bulge rising in his trousers. When he said to me that I have great legs I commented on his bulge and he told me that it was caused by the flashes he was getting. Cue the offer to help him out with his erection which led to mind blowing sex on the living room floor.

It also led to a free service of the heating system."

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

OMG reading my post again makes me sound like a prostitute. I would like to explain that it was not done to get the work done for free it was a combination of me feeling so horny, the guy being a total dreamboat and when there was a bit of sexual innuendo in the conversation one thing just led to another.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't worry. We understand.

Perks of being generous

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Will he be wearing a bra, stockings and suspenders? Or is this another kind of TV man?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol.

Hopefully he will be horny and open to the advances of a horny lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of sexy jeans and have a 'whale tail' with your sexy undies over the top of your waistline so that when u bend or crouch he can see it.

Or else those light summer trousers (don't know the name of the style/material) that are see through so that ur ass and thong can be see thru it.

Subtlety is as good as being blatant as the other poster said earlier

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By *riends with benefits...Couple
over a year ago

Stockport

Not a TV repairman, but a similar situation ...

Some years ago, our electric supplier arranged to fit a new meter at our property. Fitter was in his twenties and couldn't keep his eyes of Angie's tits. I could see she was smitten; openly flirting and clearly enjoying the effect she was having on him! Tongue in cheek, I suggested she offer him a brew, and maybe change into something a little more revealing? To my surprise ... and to the fitter's obvious, though slightly nervous, delight... she came back minutes later, bra-less, in a very low and semi see-through halter top coupled with a short, loose wraparound skirt. The young fitter was crouched by meter cupboard; as she gave him his tea she leaned over - far more than necessary - and paused while he enjoyed the view...

Deferring to the OP's request, we'll leave the rest unsaid ... but mine was the only tea d*unk in the following hour!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an ex tele installer, I used to love it when I was behind the set connecting up the dvd and vcr. And would look up and see the lady with her legs open flashing pants of course we had to be discreet so never made a comment. I used to get a few married women flirt with me but that was all. I do remember installing one and the wife walked in a her other halfs porn video was playing. She wasn't sure what to say or do.

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