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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Workman up ladders outside my house.

Its stopping me having my morning wank

xPx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut the curtains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stand at the window in your dressing gown and play secrertly and smile a lot at em!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Shut the curtains?"

Or blinds!

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have blinds and u can see through them

And they are expecting their cups of t every 5 mins ha extra creamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stand at the window in your dressing gown and play secrertly and smile a lot at em! "

while trying to keep constant eye contact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stand at the window in your dressing gown and play secrertly and smile a lot at em!

while trying to keep constant eye contact "

Id get the giggles

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I have blinds and u can see through them

And they are expecting their cups of t every 5 mins ha extra creamy "

Go to the bathroom.

I'm assuming like every bloke 5 minutes would give you ample time to bash one out at least twice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pmsl if i was male probably.

Im female so takes alot longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stand at the window in your dressing gown and play secrertly and smile a lot at em!

while trying to keep constant eye contact

Id get the giggles "

So would I. Then it would go all over the window if I was a guy of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stand at the window in your dressing gown and play secrertly and smile a lot at em!

while trying to keep constant eye contact

Id get the giggles

So would I. Then it would go all over the window if I was a guy of course "

Lol giggles and squirts everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go in another room lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck it ive told them im having a bath and not to knock

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Pmsl if i was male probably.

Im female so takes alot longer

"

Sorry!

You used the word 'wank' so assumed you were the male half.

Had you said 'ladyfumble' I'd have known otherwise.

In that case - just crack on. It's not like you have to worry about making a 'duvet teepee' like us blokes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stand at the window in your dressing gown and play secrertly and smile a lot at em! "

hahaha my window cleaner always pays extra attention to my bedroom window

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsl if i was male probably.

Im female so takes alot longer

Sorry!

You used the word 'wank' so assumed you were the male half.

Had you said 'ladyfumble' I'd have known otherwise.

In that case - just crack on. It's not like you have to worry about making a 'duvet teepee' like us blokes!

A"

Sorry i always say wank (lady wank)

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