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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've collected a few pet hates in the 10 years I've been swinging.... Wondering what other people's are?

My top 3.

1. Misogynistic men who wouldn't let their female partner swing/think that a woman with more than 2 verifications is a poor reflection on their moral character

2. The hairy v/s natural debate. Omg if I could make this illegal I would!!!

3. Guys that just start touching you in clubs without so much as a "hi how are you?"... I'm a swinger, I like to *play* with people that I *like* which for me includes a bit of social banter first...

Anyone else care to share? Xx

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

People who refer to larger ladies or older ladies as fetishes...

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Mine is assuming geography makes us ideal sex partners ie 'we live close, shall we fuck?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is assuming geography makes us ideal sex partners ie 'we live close, shall we fuck?'"

lol - yes how very true..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who lie to get in your pants!

I can not abide liars and they always skip up in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who lie to get in your pants!

I can not abide liars and they always skip up in the end "

* slip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who lie to get in your pants!

"

I see from your luscious pics that you've found a solution to this one....

Just don't wear any!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"People who lie to get in your pants!

I can not abide liars and they always skip up in the end "

This for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who lie to get in your pants!

I can not abide liars and they always skip up in the end "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You turn up for a meet smelling n looking great n they're in scruffs!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Guys who only address me, the female, in their messages like he doesn't exist

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By *eithoWoman
over a year ago

Chatham

Any kind of language that objectifies women. Always amazes me how many men on the scene actually judge women for having a similar libido!

Double standards of guys who are prolific on here but don't want their partner to even touch another man.

People who lie, especially 'straight' men who conceal their true bisexuality to 'maximise their odds'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that ask,is it the weekend yet?...........it's Tuesday ffs,how is it the weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have so many swinging pet hates that I am surprised I'm still on here lol!

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

When a small party turns into a d*unken binge for some.

Don't mind someone drinking to calm nerves or to be sociable but some see it as an excuse to get plastered.

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By *arkwolf66Woman
over a year ago

Horsham,

All of the above and people who refer to me as babe or hun...I could go on but I won't lol apart from....try reading the profile ffs!!!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

People who expect me to pay full for a hotel because I can't accommodate. Would rather spend the money on my son than a quick shag in a hotel room.

People who get really pissed to have to play.

Jealous couples that have huge fall outs in clubs. How embarrassing.

Liars.

People who don't look after their own sexual health, never having been to a GUM clinic and those who lie about it.

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Hate being called Hun.

Those that lie about going to a gum clinic or relay on others for there own sexual health.

Those that touch in a club without chatting first.

Just a few I'm sure there's more.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who expect me to pay full for a hotel because I can't accommodate. Would rather spend the money on my son than a quick shag in a hotel room.

People who get really pissed to have to play.

Jealous couples that have huge fall outs in clubs. How embarrassing.

Liars.

People who don't look after their own sexual health, never having been to a GUM clinic and those who lie about it."

People expect you to pay!? I must have been lucky, my hotel meets have always ended with both of us grabbing our wallet/purse and giving 50% to who ever paid without discussion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is assuming geography makes us ideal sex partners ie 'we live close, shall we fuck?'"

haha! Those messages "hey, I'm in your area"... yeah and? Want a fucking medal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are up there own arse and look down on/are rude to others just because they don't match there preferences. Yes you might not want to play with them but there still a person and being polite doesn't hurt anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who want play to be completely on their terms rather than fun for all involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who think because I'm bi I must have a friend who can join us , errr no I don't. Oh but you must

Hence reason I've changed profile to straight.

Am I lying , yes , do I look like I give a fook , no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To tell you the truth everything about swinging: the crap people tell you, couples pretending to be singles, singles pretending to be couples, NSA sex that comes with more drama than vanilla life ever does, people who assume that cos you swing you dont have standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who want play to be completely on their terms rather than fun for all involved "

Absolutely agree.. Single guys can be treated like a piece of meat sometimes.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Thinking I can meet with no thought to other commitments, job, family etc. I need to plan ahead.

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre


"To tell you the truth everything about swinging: the crap people tell you, couples pretending to be singles, singles pretending to be couples, NSA sex that comes with more drama than vanilla life ever does, people who assume that cos you swing you dont have standards."

So true. Just the drama some people come with sometimes. Makes me wonder why I do this.

The women and couples who don't understand I have preferences and my cock doesn't work for anyone!

The single line messages that are as dull as dishwater.

The unbelievably mediocre postings on the homepage. Yeah, I am very excited that you have no work today,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have so many!

One line emails.

Egotistical types who feel that I should be desperate to sleep with them.

Guys who think single girls on this website are some kind of free hooker service.

People who won't accept that no means no.

Tightarses! Guys expecting me to fund the drinks, hotel, cab etc.

Couples where the guy has pushed partner into playing just so he can get his end off with two girls.

Fellas who think that having a profile on fab means they automatically will have 100000 women falling at their feet, and then sulk on the forum when they don't get any "interest".

Men who claim they can "only do bareback". Go share your chlamydia elsewhere, thanks

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"Mine is assuming geography makes us ideal sex partners ie 'we live close, shall we fuck?'

haha! Those messages "hey, I'm in your area"... yeah and? Want a fucking medal? "

I've been known to answer those type of messages with the phone number for Tourist Information.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a small party turns into a d*unken binge for some.

Don't mind someone drinking to calm nerves or to be sociable but some see it as an excuse to get plastered. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys who think because I'm bi I must have a friend who can join us , errr no I don't. Oh but you must

Hence reason I've changed profile to straight.

Am I lying , yes , do I look like I give a fook , no "
giggidy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting the typical "will you bareback the wife,we are clean" message! Shockers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Heeher, I'm glad I'm not the only cranky swinger around here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate being referred to as a girl.....I'm a 46 yr old woman Ffs not a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is assuming geography makes us ideal sex partners ie 'we live close, shall we fuck?'

haha! Those messages "hey, I'm in your area"... yeah and? Want a fucking medal?

I've been known to answer those type of messages with the phone number for Tourist Information. "

Ha ha ha ha!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Hate being referred to as a girl.....I'm a 46 yr old woman Ffs not a girl "

Tru being called a cougar by someone a year younger than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who lie to get in your pants!

I can not abide liars and they always skip up in the end "

Unless of course they actually don't slip up....in which case, you didn't and still don't know they lied....occasionally, lies are gotten away with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People messaging us when they are horny expecting us to meet at a drop of a hat - then never hear from them again until they are horny again.

Chatroom bullshit - 'your so beautiful' etc etc

On here a year or more - no veris , no pics then moan about no meets!

Again the list is endless.

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London


"People who refer to larger ladies or older ladies as fetishes... "

And there's me thinking that I had no fetish's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily, there's little that truly annoys me.......there's too much good stuff going on to worry about anything else...

It's like going to Disney land and being annoyed by the place because there was a piece of litter or something...I prefer to be distracted by the good and lovely people and things on here

Like Bruce lee said, it's like a finger pointing at the moon...concentrate on the moon and you miss all the heavenly glory....

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys


"Guys who think because I'm bi I must have a friend who can join us , errr no I don't. Oh but you must

Hence reason I've changed profile to straight.

Am I lying , yes , do I look like I give a fook , no "

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