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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's yours?

I once met someone who when I turned up they asked if I couldhelp them pay a £45 bill they owed and if I did they would "treat me real nice" needless to say I refused and then they took an attitude with me so I left!

What is it with some people?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really, I'd treat you real nice for free!! Only meet that pissed me off beyond belief was travelling an hour to London on the train to meet a guy who wasn't the guy in his pics (not this site I have to add) and he didn't think it was a big deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thankyou Id treat u real nice for nothing too!!

That's pretty bad! Id say yours is worse as its genuinely very creepy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a woman last year for a social at a quiet pub. She turned up late, looked a complete mess, like she just got out of bed. I gave her the benefit of the doubt. She then went on to say how lucky I was to meet her as she only met me because her other date cancelled (so I was simply a last resort) then continued to talk about how she was faced fucked the night before and how amazing this guy was. I just said no thanks and fucked off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a woman last year for a social at a quiet pub. She turned up late, looked a complete mess, like she just got out of bed. I gave her the benefit of the doubt. She then went on to say how lucky I was to meet her as she only met me because her other date cancelled (so I was simply a last resort) then continued to talk about how she was faced fucked the night before and how amazing this guy was. I just said no thanks and fucked off"

She sounds lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few.

When i used to have nights off from my kids i let guys sleep over. Woke up to a first meet trying to fuck me in my sleep, which was creepy and probably was actual rape.

Had one guy, who had loads of good veris saying how good looking he was and smelled lovely etc, he came over, looked really old and had a stinky cock. Got rid of him after 15 mins of weird foreplay and feeling sick...on his way out he gave me a kiss and said see you again i said i don't think so, and he laughed and said course i will...er no.

One guy who also was sleeping over, was a good fuck actually, but i was knackered and wanted to go to sleep, he would not let me go to sleep. Kept waking me up. Next day i tried to catch up on my sleep and he kept texting me on my phone, on whatsapp, on everything. Asked him to leave me alone, blocked him on here and whatsapp, he texted me to ask why i'd blocked him. Kept on texting for days, idk was over the top and obsessive to me.

Guy who presumed he was gonna fuck me bareback, went floppy when i whipped out a condom for him to put on. No sex for either of us that night, or maybe i got someone else round after him, can't remember.

Probably had more shitty meets that i can't remember but mostly i've had good meets and enjoyed them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a woman last year for a social at a quiet pub. She turned up late, looked a complete mess, like she just got out of bed. I gave her the benefit of the doubt. She then went on to say how lucky I was to meet her as she only met me because her other date cancelled (so I was simply a last resort) then continued to talk about how she was faced fucked the night before and how amazing this guy was. I just said no thanks and fucked off"

I promise to brush my hair next time......honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being slapped by a female across the face because I deserved it... (After play)

Split lip at work is not a sexy look to pull off... I did block straight away and then a year later bumped into her in a club... She was very apologetic and felt threatened...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being slapped by a female across the face because I deserved it... (After play)

Split lip at work is not a sexy look to pull off... I did block straight away and then a year later bumped into her in a club... She was very apologetic and felt threatened... "

Wow that's pretty fucking brutal!! Wtf!!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Every meet where they DON'T LICK MY FANNY!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really, I'd treat you real nice for free!! Only meet that pissed me off beyond belief was travelling an hour to London on the train to meet a guy who wasn't the guy in his pics (not this site I have to add) and he didn't think it was a big deal."

I would love to treat you real nice

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Had a few.

When i used to have nights off from my kids i let guys sleep over. Woke up to a first meet trying to fuck me in my sleep, which was creepy and probably was actual rape.

"

No probably about it.

There's a "cup of tea" analogy doing the rounds on social media. It says just because someone agrees to drink a cup of tea with you while they're conscious or awake doesn't mean that you have their consent to pour tea down their throat when they're unconscious. Same with sex.

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By *crappyDooMan
over a year ago

Travelling…

Think the worst I had was driving miles and miles. Picked the "lady" up - greasy hair and just smelled like she needed a bath. As we drove she took my hand and put it inside her knickers... The smell of unwashed parts was enough to have me driving back and dropping off. 150 miles well spent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuff of nightmares some of these posts. I count myself lucky as just had a couple of meets where the chap didn't look like their profile photos. I told them both straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy a long time ago who mailed me and asked me if I wanted to go to a club with him, partners in bury, I was a bit weary as its a long way from me, about 100 miles ish and I dont drive, we had spoken for ages and he said he would pick me up and drop me off as he was local to me, so like a twat I agreed to go (hindsight and experiece is a great thing)

Anyhoo

He picked me up as arranged, we went to the club, they had a meet on there was really busy and I have a great night to be honest, we played together and did our own thing too

Was getting changed at the end of the night and he came over to me and said he was sorry but he'd been playing with some woman and she had offered him back to hers so he wouldn't be able to take me home, and left me with no way of getting home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think the worst I had was driving miles and miles. Picked the "lady" up - greasy hair and just smelled like she needed a bath. As we drove she took my hand and put it inside her knickers... The smell of unwashed parts was enough to have me driving back and dropping off. 150 miles well spent!"

Omg nooooo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a guy a long time ago who mailed me and asked me if I wanted to go to a club with him, partners in bury, I was a bit weary as its a long way from me, about 100 miles ish and I dont drive, we had spoken for ages and he said he would pick me up and drop me off as he was local to me, so like a twat I agreed to go (hindsight and experiece is a great thing)

Anyhoo

He picked me up as arranged, we went to the club, they had a meet on there was really busy and I have a great night to be honest, we played together and did our own thing too

Was getting changed at the end of the night and he came over to me and said he was sorry but he'd been playing with some woman and she had offered him back to hers so he wouldn't be able to take me home, and left me with no way of getting home "

What an absolute prick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell you mine, but the idiot might be watching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd tell you mine, but the idiot might be watching!"

So long as you dont name names your Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst one has to be the time I took Someone on here to a club all seemed fine at first but when it came down to it she asked me to go down on her and she stank as if she hadn't washed for atleast a week and also had poo on her arss Bork safe to say I backed off and went home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is no meet a bad meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked someone (against my better judgement) that I knew quite well..... He had the funkiest tasting cock We fucked for a bit but I guess my lack of enthusiasm was noticed.... it's not been the same between us since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a guy a long time ago who mailed me and asked me if I wanted to go to a club with him, partners in bury, I was a bit weary as its a long way from me, about 100 miles ish and I dont drive, we had spoken for ages and he said he would pick me up and drop me off as he was local to me, so like a twat I agreed to go (hindsight and the experiece is a great thing)

Anyhoo

He picked me up as arranged, we went to the club, they had a meet on there was really busy and I have a great night to be honest, we played together and did our own thing too

Was getting changed at the end of the night and he came over to me and said he was sorry but he'd been playing with some woman and she had offered him back to hers so he wouldn't be able to take me home, and left me with no way of getting home "

Utter selfish prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd tell you mine, but the idiot might be watching!"
sshh dnt you dare tell abt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst one has to be the time I took Someone on here to a club all seemed fine at first but when it came down to it she asked me to go down on her and she stank as if she hadn't washed for atleast a week and also had poo on her arss Bork safe to say I backed off and went home "

Knew it was a bad idea eating my lunch whilst on here. Dirty bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, compared to those meets on this thread I would say a no meet is a count yourself lucky meet

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By *MLETCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"My worst one has to be the time I took Someone on here to a club all seemed fine at first but when it came down to it she asked me to go down on her and she stank as if she hadn't washed for atleast a week and also had poo on her arss Bork safe to say I backed off and went home "

OMG WHAT THE FUCK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also met a guy once just for a drink, the plan was to have a drink and take it from there only unknown to me he had booked an hotel

After a couple of drinks I knew I had no interest in him so saw no point hanging about any longer, I told him he wasn't for me and left the pub, he followed me out the pub called me all the time wasting bitches under the sun and demanded back the money he had paid for the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly, there's not gonna be a good or bad meet between a certain lady living in Scotland and I, because her filters are set to two years older than me

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By *olly RogererMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Had a meet with a couple about a year back, me and another guy for a MMMF and had been arranged to stay over as it was about 50 mile trip. All was well early stages, drinking, chatting, flirting.

As the night went on we got playing, then all of a sudden a police car turns up banging on the door with their son in tow! Turns out he had had an argument with his girlfriend and she had to call the police on him and they fetched him home.

Needless to say the fun stopped and jolly rodgerer had to find alternative accommodation (this isnt the worst part)

The other guy had no money so I had to book a taxi from the play house to the nearest hotel (£20) and then £50 for the room. 2 guys in the same room and he offered to suck me off!!! No thanks 100% straight. Slept fully clothed with 1 eye open (well slept about 40 mins) then walked about 6 miles to get my car back in the morning. Got lost trying to find it

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By *fcdTV/TS
over a year ago

Southend


"My worst one has to be the time I took Someone on here to a club all seemed fine at first but when it came down to it she asked me to go down on her and she stank as if she hadn't washed for atleast a week and also had poo on her arss Bork safe to say I backed off and went home "
Had something similar. A girl said tome "no one has ever gone down on me". I figured I'd fix that one. Jesus, REALLY smelly. No wonder no one had ever plucked up the courage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol we had a hotel meet and they ended up taking drugs and the guy was trying to xxxx me up the bottom so me and mr chucked them out was sooo bad worse meet weve had x

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By *MLETCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"Had a meet with a couple about a year back, me and another guy for a MMMF and had been arranged to stay over as it was about 50 mile trip. All was well early stages, drinking, chatting, flirting.

As the night went on we got playing, then all of a sudden a police car turns up banging on the door with their son in tow! Turns out he had had an argument with his girlfriend and she had to call the police on him and they fetched him home.

Needless to say the fun stopped and jolly rodgerer had to find alternative accommodation (this isnt the worst part)

The other guy had no money so I had to book a taxi from the play house to the nearest hotel (£20) and then £50 for the room. 2 guys in the same room and he offered to suck me off!!! No thanks 100% straight. Slept fully clothed with 1 eye open (well slept about 40 mins) then walked about 6 miles to get my car back in the morning. Got lost trying to find it"

which one

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By *eshzMan
over a year ago

0151

I guess reading all the post here, mine doesn't sound that bad...

Met a couple on here, really nice folks, decided to have a few drinks and then back to theirs. Got there, initially had good laughs then the male drank a little too much and started saying I'm such a bore because I don't drink...and went way of neutral topic saying you brown guys come here taking our jobs and look at you...looking like a gorilla... The lady just laughed. I thought to myself right this is not going well. Gave a misscall from one of my phones to the other and pretended there was an emergency... And I was called a time-waster I apologized and left. People should control their drinking is all I'm going to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was partly my own fault but the man had asked to go for a drink first,which I agreed to. I had a couple of drinks and so did he but he insisted I ate with him. After a long time trying to decline the food he ordered us both food. Then drove to a hotel and had more drinks before going to the room. This didn't give my food enough time to go down and kept regurgitating. In the end I was sick in the bathroom and not long after he passed out on the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy after chatting for a while and it was early morning at his said be quiet as his wife was upstairs???

Should have left then but thought what the hell

He got straight down to sucking my cock then complained that he "didn't have much time to do this" and "when was I going to cum"?

He was so violent wanjing and sucking me when I left my balls ached for a week

Never want to meet him ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy who stood me up was a high point. That and the one who was too d*unk to fuck and then broke my banister and fell two floors down the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha mine weren't that bad compared to some of these! I truly feel for a lot of ya!

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By *rs and Mr BondCouple
over a year ago

Sussex

We're yet to have a bad one. Thanks for sharing though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a few.

When i used to have nights off from my kids i let guys sleep over. Woke up to a first meet trying to fuck me in my sleep, which was creepy and probably was actual rape.

No probably about it.

There's a "cup of tea" analogy doing the rounds on social media. It says just because someone agrees to drink a cup of tea with you while they're conscious or awake doesn't mean that you have their consent to pour tea down their throat when they're unconscious. Same with sex."

It's a good analogy, I've seen that one circulating

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

Not my worst - not even close - but I was reminded recently of a guy I visited years ago. He pulled a kitchen knife on me and started telling me, while waving the knife in my face, how one of his kinks was knife cuts.

Time stood a bit still. I looked around for something to defend myself with. Then he turned the knife over to me and asked me if I'd sit on him and cut him along his chest.

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By *eaningofLifeCouple
over a year ago

York


"Not my worst - not even close - but I was reminded recently of a guy I visited years ago. He pulled a kitchen knife on me and started telling me, while waving the knife in my face, how one of his kinks was knife cuts.

Time stood a bit still. I looked around for something to defend myself with. Then he turned the knife over to me and asked me if I'd sit on him and cut him along his chest. "

Holy fuck, that must have been so scary! . X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a few.

When i used to have nights off from my kids i let guys sleep over. Woke up to a first meet trying to fuck me in my sleep, which was creepy and probably was actual rape."

This happened to me 5 years ago. Wasn't a meet but bf at the time, he's still not in prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst eating I thought I'd read about people meets.. Oh what a bad idea that was..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a few.

When i used to have nights off from my kids i let guys sleep over. Woke up to a first meet trying to fuck me in my sleep, which was creepy and probably was actual rape.

This happened to me 5 years ago. Wasn't a meet but bf at the time, he's still not in prison "

Wonder if it's the same guy? I see you also have Chorley as where you're from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a few.

When i used to have nights off from my kids i let guys sleep over. Woke up to a first meet trying to fuck me in my sleep, which was creepy and probably was actual rape.

This happened to me 5 years ago. Wasn't a meet but bf at the time, he's still not in prison

Wonder if it's the same guy? I see you also have Chorley as where you're from."

Yeah, us Chorley girls can stick together

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