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By *amesGB OP   Man
over a year ago

Cyprus

I have just come across a veri where a guy stated that he'd rather have shagged a sheep.

Without a doubt the most honest and free of bullshit veri on here that I have ever seen. Though I do think he could have chosen his words a little better.

Have any of you come across any that are similar ?

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester


"I have just come across a veri where a guy stated that he'd rather have shagged a sheep.

Without a doubt the most honest and free of bullshit veri on here that I have ever seen. Though I do think he could have chosen his words a little better.

Have any of you come across any that are similar ? "

If it's the one I am thinking of the people are often on these forums and the verification is very much tongue in cheek, otherwise why would the recipient disclose it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol I think I know who you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I luv the way every woman on here gives the best BJ ever !

Or that its somehow a plus point saying that she's soaked your bedding .,,

She can bloody wash it then

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Personally we love the "treat her/him/them with respect" ones. As though you'd treat them any other way

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

and they all start with the immortal words "well, what can I say"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And every one from a meet ends with "until next time..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And every one from a meet ends with "until next time...""

And that was two years ago, without any further veris for meets.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I have just come across a veri where a guy stated that he'd rather have shagged a sheep.

Without a doubt the most honest and free of bullshit veri on here that I have ever seen. Though I do think he could have chosen his words a little better.

Have any of you come across any that are similar ? "

That is a joke veri not an honest one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There only proof you ll turn up

How big risk you are if there 50 in last 6weeks I'd stay clear

Just few spread out looks better to others I think

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"There only proof you ll turn up

How big risk you are if there 50 in last 6weeks I'd stay clear

Just few spread out looks better to others I think

"

How does mine look? I will give you background just so you have an accurate timeline.....I have been here just under 16 months

I have, on another thread, said how many people I have had sex with but my veris suggest a very different story....

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"There only proof you ll turn up

How big risk you are if there 50 in last 6weeks I'd stay clear

Just few spread out looks better to others I think

"

Looks like you won't then [turn up]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest joke veri's are the Webcam ones !

Wtf does that prove?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I hate the run of the mill veri... All the standard line mentioned above are sickening

Haha, better get off my high house, I'm getting vertigo !

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By *amesGB OP   Man
over a year ago

Cyprus

I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person you are referring to..they are friends, there's no need to be so rude about someone else!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im pretty sure who this refers to - please dont take things so literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im pretty sure who this refers to - please dont take things so literally "

As if anyone would show a verification that was genuinely nasty or horrible...some people have no sense of humour

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep."
oi no need for the personal attacks, what the hell has someone elses verification got to do with you.

If you'd opened your eyes and looked at his proper verification which was directly beneath you would have seen it was a joke. Plus it was an "in" joke as most of the forum users are aware so keep your beak out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep.oi no need for the personal attacks, what the hell has someone elses verification got to do with you.

If you'd opened your eyes and looked at his proper verification which was directly beneath you would have seen it was a joke. Plus it was an "in" joke as most of the forum users are aware so keep your beak out "

love you in that blue dress - so posh

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep.oi no need for the personal attacks, what the hell has someone elses verification got to do with you.

If you'd opened your eyes and looked at his proper verification which was directly beneath you would have seen it was a joke. Plus it was an "in" joke as most of the forum users are aware so keep your beak out

love you in that blue dress - so posh "
awww thanks, didn't quite look like that at the end of the night

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

How rude and a horrible thing to say. [thumbs down].

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep."

Oh what a lovely thing to say about another human being!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think its called having a sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep.oi no need for the personal attacks, what the hell has someone elses verification got to do with you.

If you'd opened your eyes and looked at his proper verification which was directly beneath you would have seen it was a joke. Plus it was an "in" joke as most of the forum users are aware so keep your beak out

love you in that blue dress - so posh awww thanks, didn't quite look like that at the end of the night "

well it would get crumpled when its lifted/pushed up to the armpits

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep.oi no need for the personal attacks, what the hell has someone elses verification got to do with you.

If you'd opened your eyes and looked at his proper verification which was directly beneath you would have seen it was a joke. Plus it was an "in" joke as most of the forum users are aware so keep your beak out

love you in that blue dress - so posh awww thanks, didn't quite look like that at the end of the night

well it would get crumpled when its lifted/pushed up to the armpits "
Oi lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep.oi no need for the personal attacks, what the hell has someone elses verification got to do with you.

If you'd opened your eyes and looked at his proper verification which was directly beneath you would have seen it was a joke. Plus it was an "in" joke as most of the forum users are aware so keep your beak out

love you in that blue dress - so posh awww thanks, didn't quite look like that at the end of the night

well it would get crumpled when its lifted/pushed up to the armpits Oi lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone lasts for hours in bed lol

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"How rude and a horrible thing to say. [thumbs down]. "

Meant the OP saying he wouldn't have shagged her, the original sheep comment is obviously tongue in cheek.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"How rude and a horrible thing to say. [thumbs down].

Meant the OP saying he wouldn't have shagged her, the original sheep comment is obviously tongue in cheek. "
I'm just glad I don't have to rely on people with no sense of humour to get a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with light hearted humour.

Most forumers have met or due to meet so people knows the sense of humour and are a good laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How rude and a horrible thing to say. [thumbs down].

Meant the OP saying he wouldn't have shagged her, the original sheep comment is obviously tongue in cheek. I'm just glad I don't have to rely on people with no sense of humour to get a shag "

U know what u gonna do to get me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"How rude and a horrible thing to say. [thumbs down].

Meant the OP saying he wouldn't have shagged her, the original sheep comment is obviously tongue in cheek. I'm just glad I don't have to rely on people with no sense of humour to get a shag

U know what u gonna do to get me "
baa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep."

bet she would be mighty disappointed to hear that.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep.

bet she would be mighty disappointed to hear that."
its ruined my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep.

bet she would be mighty disappointed to hear that.its ruined my day "

oh,

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

My favourite so far

"Worst meet ever,shit banter ,and a tiny cock!"

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

What about the veris that go on forever? ALL the intimate details..way too much gushing in more ways than one..

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"My favourite so far

"Worst meet ever,shit banter ,and a tiny cock!""

I've seen a few like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I wonder if anyone would say to small boobs, dont think so lol

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Lol I wonder if anyone would say to small boobs, dont think so lol "

Maybe pussy like a bucket instead..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I wonder if anyone would say to small boobs, dont think so lol

Maybe pussy like a bucket instead.."
yes i recon that more as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one calling me a blonde old midget.. Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just come across a veri where a guy stated that he'd rather have shagged a sheep.

Without a doubt the most honest and free of bullshit veri on here that I have ever seen. Though I do think he could have chosen his words a little better.

Have any of you come across any that are similar ? "

Is he welsh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A honestly written, humorous veri is perfect......

Am sick of reading how women give the best blow job ever etc (yes I know I have one displayed on mine but he was asking others to try it out so I'm tempted to believe him lol)

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep."

Rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the guy in question was being sincere....I personally wouldn't have shagged her or a sheep."

I'm sure any sheep or her would be very glad to hear that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly dont know any sheep capable of giving verifications, they are cloven hooved animals..and its very difficult for them to press down on the keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Certainly dont know any sheep capable of giving verifications, they are cloven hooved animals..and its very difficult for them to press down on the keys"

Don't turn this into a sheep bashing thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer your right insult one and you insult them all..dont want em acting like sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Certainly dont know any sheep capable of giving verifications, they are cloven hooved animals..and its very difficult for them to press down on the keys

Don't turn this into a sheep bashing thread "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I draw the line at the sheep being dissed. Don't make me change my avatar back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got one calling me a blonde old midget.. Love it "

I have a really horrible one, slating me but it was a joke, don't show it anymore as people kept commenting on it, I left him a bad one too, seriously can't believe that people have literally no sense of humour x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of our veris call me a cunt, but think they are been genuine lol,

I notice the op hasn't been back on yet

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Most of our veris call me a cunt, but think they are been genuine lol,

I notice the op hasn't been back on yet"
he may have gone to have that sense of humour transplant

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By *amesGB OP   Man
over a year ago

Cyprus

OP = removes foot out of mouth and searches deep for his lost sense of humour with the thought of 'shit, what have I started.'

On a serious note though....verifications should be worth reading and original - not a copy and paste job - gives the best blowjobs, gushes everywhere, fantastic at making tea, she/he is mine now ....the list goes on.

I will now look at sheep in a completely different way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not getting the irony in the veri is 1 thing but saying you wouldn't fuck her or a sheep is not a loss of humour but down right rude,

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"not getting the irony in the veri is 1 thing but saying you wouldn't fuck her or a sheep is not a loss of humour but down right rude,

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By *amesGB OP   Man
over a year ago

Cyprus

Point taken - you are right. It was rude of me and would like to publicly apologise to the lady in question. It was very insensitive and inconsiderate.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Point taken - you are right. It was rude of me and would like to publicly apologise to the lady in question. It was very insensitive and inconsiderate.

"
baa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Point taken - you are right. It was rude of me and would like to publicly apologise to the lady in question. It was very insensitive and inconsiderate.

baa "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Point taken - you are right. It was rude of me and would like to publicly apologise to the lady in question. It was very insensitive and inconsiderate.

"

You might like to apologise to the guy in question too.

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By *amesGB OP   Man
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Point taken - you are right. It was rude of me and would like to publicly apologise to the lady in question. It was very insensitive and inconsiderate.

baa "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How rude and a horrible thing to say. [thumbs down].

Meant the OP saying he wouldn't have shagged her, the original sheep comment is obviously tongue in cheek. I'm just glad I don't have to rely on people with no sense of humour to get a shag

U know what u gonna do to get me baa

"

Baaa

you will be barring when i get hold of you into that onsie and collar or would u like me to get you spitt roasted and covered in mint sauce

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Point taken - you are right. It was rude of me and would like to publicly apologise to the lady in question. It was very insensitive and inconsiderate.

You might like to apologise to the guy in question too. "

Hmmmm......even saying nothing says a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *amesGB OP   Man
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Point taken - you are right. It was rude of me and would like to publicly apologise to the lady in question. It was very insensitive and inconsiderate.

You might like to apologise to the guy in question too. "

Apologies Steve - I shall read more carefully in the future.

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