FabSwingers.com forum: strange requests

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whats the strangest request you have been asked on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For valentines this year....

If I book me and my wife in a hotel will you be her gift from me....

Please note, never spoke to the couple before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol a bit random ey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have your socks after you have played football.

Men can be strange!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine was last night. A strait guy messaged me asking if I found the pic of his fb attractive. I said yes then he asked if I wanted to watch a video of her and if I got aroused they would have me over one evening for a 3 some. What he wanted was just me and him over his house to watch the video and get wood. I said I'm not that kinda guy and sounds a bit gay lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have your socks after you have played football.

Men can be strange!"

Lmao

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Mine was last night. A strait guy messaged me asking if I found the pic of his fb attractive. I said yes then he asked if I wanted to watch a video of her and if I got aroused they would have me over one evening for a 3 some. What he wanted was just me and him over his house to watch the video and get wood. I said I'm not that kinda guy and sounds a bit gay lol"

I know someone who got the same message! He whatsapp me to tell me about it. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol me is thinking he isn't so straight . Probably wanted to drug us and are rape us haha

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Will you pretend to be my sister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you pretend to be my sister!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will you pretend to be my sister!"

Oh no way!!!

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Yep sadly soon blocked

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Can I have your socks after you have played football.

Men can be strange!"

If you win or lose? I can understand the lucky socks, if some Premiership star needed something to give him the edge.

I've had a few naff requests but I don't tend to linger on them. Some of the stuff I may have done may be strange to some, so I've probably already put that to the back of my mind.

A funny one I remember involved tampons being inserted but it didn't really resonate with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have your socks after you have played football.

Men can be strange!

If you win or lose? I can understand the lucky socks, if some Premiership star needed something to give him the edge.

I've had a few naff requests but I don't tend to linger on them. Some of the stuff I may have done may be strange to some, so I've probably already put that to the back of my mind.

A funny one I remember involved tampons being inserted but it didn't really resonate with me."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep sadly soon blocked "

Don't blame u. Wow that is very disturbing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gentleman wanted to be locked up in our tack room and clean it whilst naked and requested to lick her riding boots clean whenever we needed.

Was sorely tempted to have him do the cleaning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you pretend to be my sister!"
ffs nooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep sadly soon blocked

Don't blame u. Wow that is very disturbing lol

I also got asked if i would have a 3 sum with a man and a dog as it was his fantasy.Get all the class

I think that's illegal!

Or at least I hope it is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A gentleman wanted to be locked up in our tack room and clean it whilst naked and requested to lick her riding boots clean whenever we needed.

Was sorely tempted to have him do the cleaning. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me take you to ASDA, I'll touch myself in the aisles, pay for your shopping & wank whilst you unpack (accompanied by a cock photo...in ASDA)

I want to choke you until you vomit & eat it

Will you fuck my step mum, she's hot & likes your tits

Will you fuck me, humiliate me & cut my dick off

I'm so lonely...please be my girl friend

Are you fertile? I want to impregnate you

(It was a polite no to all of the above)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For valentines this year....

If I book me and my wife in a hotel will you be her gift from me....

Please note, never spoke to the couple before. "

What a gift you'd be x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The socks thing comes up again and again with guys. I get guys asking if I'm 'into' shorts a lot as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to get you pregnant.....

Errrrr hello I'm 47, good luck with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id love to get near them sexy calves or yours,

more realistic maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Can we go on a normal date'...

'Will you nip me whilst I wank'

And my favourite..

'Will you come to my wedding and stand up and object when they ask if anyone has any reasons why these two should not be wed????

Tempted..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Tonight was a new one on me - will I deepthroat until I puke??

Hmm, let me think......

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

I know someone who got the same message! He whatsapp me to tell me about it. Lol x"

Yep... I've had this before too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got offered shoes once....all they wanted was a social meet and for me to take 10 pairs of shoes off them, a gift...

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By *emptedtotryCouple
over a year ago

northwest

My girlfriend was once asked if she would like to be suffocated and then brought round.She was horrified of course the gentleman in question was blocked immediately.

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

"Let me take you to ASDA, I'll touch myself in the aisles, pay for your shopping & wank whilst you unpack (accompanied by a cock photo...in ASDA)

I want to choke you until you vomit & eat it

Will you fuck my step mum, she's hot & likes your tits

Will you fuck me, humiliate me & cut my dick off

I'm so lonely...please be my girl friend

Are you fertile? I want to impregnate you

(It was a polite no to all of the above)"

Don't get this so much on here... But...

Will you impregnate me is sooooo fucking common...

it's just plain fucking weird!!

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep sadly soon blocked

Don't blame u. Wow that is very disturbing lol

I also got asked if i would have a 3 sum with a man and a dog as it was his fantasy.Get all the class

Wakefield seems to attract some strange sexual habits are there a lot of Germans there?

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

Also... Off topic, but weird.

A mate of mine was seeing a beautiful, highly intelligent, polyglot Swiss woman...

One night he was woke by her whispering in his ear how much he loved her, how he should marry her, how fantastic a wife she would make...

He pretended to be asleep and listened all the way through.

None of us are sure she was really all that great or we had been hypnotised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy messaged and wanted to buy my used underwear, he then wanted to cum on them and post the photos of them on here!!

Also I've been asked if I'm fertile

Both from guys I've never spoken to before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me take you to ASDA, I'll touch myself in the aisles, pay for your shopping & wank whilst you unpack (accompanied by a cock photo...in ASDA) shopping at asda just wont be the same ever again!!

I want to choke you until you vomit & eat it

Will you fuck my step mum, she's hot & likes your tits

Will you fuck me, humiliate me & cut my dick off

I'm so lonely...please be my girl friend

Are you fertile? I want to impregnate you

(It was a polite no to all of the above)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be my mummy

Will you be my cash controller

Can you walk on me in your boots

Can I impregnate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I would play 'Mummies' and babies with a guy! He dresses as a baby and I 'breast feed' him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't women send strange request messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you be my mummy

Will you be my cash controller

Can you walk on me in your boots

Can I impregnate you

You really shouldn't send men requests like these you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you be my mummy

Will you be my cash controller

Can you walk on me in your boots

Can I impregnate you

You really shouldn't send men requests like these you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These people need blocking from the site and reporting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There sure is some weirdos out there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had multiple taboo play requests. All blocked and reported.

Every day guys saying they want to be monogamous but for me to fuck whoever I want. I find that strange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man wants to play just with Cheryl's tits and pay for it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

we've never had any really strange requests. Maybe we're strange enough already

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Wakefield seems to attract some strange sexual habits are there a lot of Germans there?"

Wakefield; presents another, classic.

A 'Dom' asks one of my friends if he could 'stick hat pins through your tits'.

Scary.

I've never visited, but I'm getting a Royston Vasey sort of vibe about Wakefield.

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By *hyandtwistedCouple
over a year ago

loughborough

We got asked once if the wife had any daughters as he wanted to fuck them both together.

First message from him and last blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nothing compared to the above, it was on a meet and the girl in question asked me to wee on her.....so I did.

It's not that strange given lots of folk have this fetish but it's all I have...sorry....

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Yep sadly soon blocked

Don't blame u. Wow that is very disturbing lol

I also got asked if i would have a 3 sum with a man and a dog as it was his fantasy.Get all the class

Wakefield seems to attract some strange sexual habits are there a lot of Germans there?"

Ha ha the sister one was from a man in wales

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Whats the strangest request you have been asked on here?"

Not a day goes by without some guy begging me to f**k him with a strap-on

And the number of guys asking for my worn panties .....

I don't get it

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By *eckandcarlCouple
over a year ago

leicester

A guy once asked carl to shit on a glass table with him underneath! !! Some very very strange people about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew none of my strange requests here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we had a young girl chat to us for a while - wanted some roleplay as mummy and daddy - the more we chatted the more weird it got so it ended

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

To have him beaten by my friends so he would show what he would do for me. I had never met him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was asked to meet a couple just for a coffee as W was away at the time - we agreed this was ok - public place etc - then they said could i possibly take a pic or two of them together - i said yes sure - then it was well we like to play in the back of our van so if you would come in the van with us and take some (this involved parking up somewhere a bit off road)- errrrrrrrrrr nope i dont think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gentleman wanted to be locked up in our tack room and clean it whilst naked and requested to lick her riding boots clean whenever we needed.

Was sorely tempted to have him do the cleaning. "

He can come and clean are tack lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for someone with an ironing fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you stall your car a lot? I find it really hot when a girl stalls!"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

To meet in drab mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just realised what a normal, boring person I am!

Strangest request was when a young lady wanted to bring her 3yr old nephew with her (not even for a social meet, sorry!)

I get the usual "Will you be my sugar-daddy?" ones too... I consider myself generous but I don't pay for sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch me have a poo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gentleman wanted to be locked up in our tack room and clean it whilst naked and requested to lick her riding boots clean whenever we needed.

Was sorely tempted to have him do the cleaning. "

Lol! If he's local give him my number! We've got empty bags of 16+ and Mollichaff everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would you like to have my baby!!

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