FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Swingers Chat

Not that it bothers us...

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck em all... We apparently ain't good enough to meet.... Had the weekend kid free and care free, can accommodate in nice big house, always respected everyone we messaged.... Yet.... Well fuck nows... Never got a reason as to why we are unsuitable to every single couple in the south West

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its always the way! When you're not free to meet everyone will want a piece of you

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always works that way unfortunately. Next weekend you will get offers but no babysitters it has happened to us in the past

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"Its always the way! When you're not free to meet everyone will want a piece of you "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We just think some people are over fucking snobby.... Maybe because we have kids,?? Maybe.... Most probably the th no we're some sort of chavvy bastards m... But we are not, plumber and mental health nurse.... We think ourselves as proper people, ... I think or I'm guessing there ain't actually one single couple this side of the south West that is actively looking, we tick many boxes for some yet get ignored and blocked everytime

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking it bothers you enough to start a thread.

Next time you're both free maybe attend a club instead, that way you can meet people face to face which is way easier and have fun at the same time.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sniff sniff....I smell shite!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"I'm thinking it bothers you enough to start a thread.

Next time you're both free maybe attend a club instead, that way you can meet people face to face which is way easier and have fun at the same time."

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Threads.... Just fucking funny in our book

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shit given-0

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem very angry about this Op, your tone appears quite aggressive in this thread and your profile status.

Instead of waiting on other people, go out and find your own Fun, you had a night free so you could have arranged a club visit.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

You do seem quite aggressive OP.

For many couples the fact that you do not live together could be an issue - I know a few couples who will not meet fuck buddies - nothing to do with your jobs, kids or anything else...

I'm on fab for fun, and some light hearted enjoyment... don't like angry sounding people. Also the lack of fella pics on a couple profile would be a no go for me. There are loads of threads on how to get meets.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit given-0"

Obviously shits are given seeing as you posted a thread about it, if no shits were given then you wouldn't have posted a thread and status about it

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

taxi!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great way to get meets not

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great way to get meets not"

you've had 8 meets in the space of time you've been here, what are you whinging for?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great way to get meets not

you've had 8 meets in the space of time you've been here, what are you whinging for? "

I think he was talking to the OP and pointing out their attitude is a massive turn off

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Perhaps its the sense of entitlement you seem to express all this reads as to me is "were free and want a meet so everyone else should be" unfortunately other people have jobs and families that prevent them from meeting too you know

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes juicy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes juicy "

oops! sorry i do apologise!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Maybe not leave things to the last minute next time and arrange a meet a couple of weeks in advance when you know you'll have a free weekend. Hope it works out better next time.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know if you were local to us and we noticed your status we would block you straight away. People are on here for fun not drama.

Maybe everyone had plans all ready in place for this weekend or possibly they didn't find you attractive when you messaged them. Only they know the reason. Whinging about it isn't going to get you a meet, if anything it will put others off from meeting you.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"I know if you were local to us and we noticed your status we would block you straight away. People are on here for fun not drama.

Maybe everyone had plans all ready in place for this weekend or possibly they didn't find you attractive when you messaged them. Only they know the reason. Whinging about it isn't going to get you a meet, if anything it will put others off from meeting you."

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"I know if you were local to us and we noticed your status we would block you straight away. People are on here for fun not drama.

Maybe everyone had plans all ready in place for this weekend or possibly they didn't find you attractive when you messaged them. Only they know the reason. Whinging about it isn't going to get you a meet, if anything it will put others off from meeting you."

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck em all... We apparently ain't good enough to meet.... Had the weekend kid free and care free, can accommodate in nice big house, always respected everyone we messaged.... Yet.... Well fuck nows... Never got a reason as to why we are unsuitable to every single couple in the south West "

You certainly sound like it bothers you

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Not the first time you've started a moany thread either. Not surprised people won't meet you if you are anything like this in your messages!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not the first time you've started a moany thread either. Not surprised people won't meet you if you are anything like this in your messages!"

The little green arrow tells you a lot about a person!

The threads I looked at that you had started where whinging, rude and stuck up to be honest. Maybe think about the impression you want to give people before typing.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

May i ask.

You have been on here over a year and no verifications? You say in your profile you occasionally accom are willing to travel and go to clubs. Have you not tried a club in the year plus you have been on here and therefore maybe gained some verifications.

Many may wonder why after all this time you havent got said verifications so not want to meet you?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"May i ask.

You have been on here over a year and no verifications? You say in your profile you occasionally accom are willing to travel and go to clubs. Have you not tried a club in the year plus you have been on here and therefore maybe gained some verifications.

Many may wonder why after all this time you havent got said verifications so not want to meet you?"
well said

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May i ask.

You have been on here over a year and no verifications? You say in your profile you occasionally accom are willing to travel and go to clubs. Have you not tried a club in the year plus you have been on here and therefore maybe gained some verifications.

Many may wonder why after all this time you havent got said verifications so not want to meet you?"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Not the first time you've started a moany thread either. Not surprised people won't meet you if you are anything like this in your messages!

The little green arrow tells you a lot about a person!

The threads I looked at that you had started where whinging, rude and stuck up to be honest. Maybe think about the impression you want to give people before typing. "

I didn't even have to green arrow, I recognised the type of post straight away as them. Think that shows I spend too much time on the forums

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We just think some people are over fucking snobby.... Maybe because we have kids,?? Maybe.... Most probably the th no we're some sort of chavvy bastards m... But we are not, plumber and mental health nurse.... We think ourselves as proper people, ... I think or I'm guessing there ain't actually one single couple this side of the south West that is actively looking, we tick many boxes for some yet get ignored and blocked everytime "

...as a south west couple we've never had a message from you...! But..meh...fuck it, we're obviously stuck up timewasters

Moany and negative status's and threads really don't do you any favours you know...not something we find attractive anyway

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We just think some people are over fucking snobby.... Maybe because we have kids,?? Maybe.... Most probably the th no we're some sort of chavvy bastards m... But we are not, plumber and mental health nurse.... We think ourselves as proper people, ... I think or I'm guessing there ain't actually one single couple this side of the south West that is actively looking, we tick many boxes for some yet get ignored and blocked everytime "

If that's your everyday use of the British language there's no wonder people won't meet you

I mean is there really any need for the swearing

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are in south west and we do get our fair share of wasters not just singles couples as well in fact couples are worse sometimes... but like everything in life its swings and roundabouts we were your age when we started and it was harder much harder and has got easier as we've got older and that's a fact so don't lose faith and carry on looking for fun...xx

ps don't know if it got easier or we got wiser

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound like a right barrel of laughs

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sound like a right barrel of laughs "

This!

Quick search of your forum posts would ensure we would never want to meet up with you.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May i ask.

You have been on here over a year and no verifications? You say in your profile you occasionally accom are willing to travel and go to clubs. Have you not tried a club in the year plus you have been on here and therefore maybe gained some verifications.

Many may wonder why after all this time you havent got said verifications so not want to meet you? "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hate to see what Yer like when you are bothered

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Hi been playing year,s we find it,s like waiting for a bus nothing then thy all come at once,s it was the same for us when we were child free not a thing then week after any thing we wanted we could have had

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod's law when your free

Nobody interested in you sat here half a day trying to get a meet no takers

It happens all the time

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I say that you appear to be mainly looking for a bi fem for your first mate, whereas a lot of couples like scenarios where everyone plays?

I'm sure that those that you seek are not making judgements on you, they perhaps just are looking for different things from you.

There are some lovely couples around the South West, it just takes time to build up the rapport with them and meeting their expectations as much as them meeting yours.

Good luck Cap'n.

p.s. I wouldn't approach you as you come across as aggressive in this post. And you are not looking for single guys so I wouldn't message.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

often happens when we are both free and the house is empty - if nobody wants us we just stay in and have our own fun or go to a club and meet some people there - sex isnt guaranteed ever

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have to add next weekend we are busy but have 3 places we have been invited to and want to go to but not a chance of getting to any of them - thats annoying too

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uthLessKnickersCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall/Devon

With an attitude like that there is no way we would meet you.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

How dare people have plans. Or preferences, or free will to choose who they play with. How dare they not all drop their knickers for you when you say so! Don't they know this is a sex site and you wanted sex!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How dare people have plans. Or preferences, or free will to choose who they play with. How dare they not all drop their knickers for you when you say so! Don't they know this is a sex site and you wanted sex!! "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't meet couples and I can't travel far but you seem to want everyone to go to you. I have a fb and if we ever met couples we wouldn't meet them if they sounded as scary as you do. Things don't go my way all the time either.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything about the OP just screams avoid them to us.

*No current photos public

*No veris

*'jaunty' profile text trying to sound more interesting that they probably are

*Whiney abusive complaints in forums

There is just nothing here that would pull us in.

Just all adds up to serious suspicion that a meet with them would be hard work and drama filled. One for the block list in our book.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading the op posts we would say there is most likely no female involved. And there fore that is why they don't get meets. Can't belive any genuine couple on here looking for meets wouldn't be able to get one in over a year.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that the OP recently started a thread about Borderline Personality Disorder? ? ?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue Kenneth Williams

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, you're clearly not bothered at all!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that the OP recently started a thread about Borderline Personality Disorder? ? ? "

It did make me titter just a teeny bit...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe not leave things to the last minute next time and arrange a meet a couple of weeks in advance when you know you'll have a free weekend. Hope it works out better next time. "

We regularly get contacted with 'are you free tonight' type messages and almost always ignore them

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that the OP recently started a thread about Borderline Personality Disorder? ? ? "

I don't see tge irony know? Maybe you could explain it or are you just having a sly dig at people with mental health issues?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Ive just been reading some of your other posts via the lil green arrow. It ready is no surprise no one seems interested. All you do is slag everyone off.

Your looking for single fems yet you say they are only here for attention?

Everyone with the Sydney Australia paragraph are 'thick as shit'..

You say there is no point in single guys actually making a profile.. Why shouldnt they?

Oh and 'no one is genuin'.

From my point of view.. I would definently say the problem is yourselves, not everyone else.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesss... Thats what I like to see

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That status update is not going to do you any favours!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just been reading some of your other posts via the lil green arrow. It ready is no surprise no one seems interested. All you do is slag everyone off.

Your looking for single fems yet you say they are only here for attention?

Everyone with the Sydney Australia paragraph are 'thick as shit'..

You say there is no point in single guys actually making a profile.. Why shouldnt they?

Oh and 'no one is genuin'.

From my point of view.. I would definently say the problem is yourselves, not everyone else."

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo hoo, nobody wants to meet you...............so go out the clubs you say you like.

It's lucky that only a small % of members read the forums, based on what I've read..........we certainly wouldn't be interested. Your attitude comes across as appalling and very aggressive, hardly conducive to mutual attraction.

Might I suggest you step back a bit, take a break, rewrite your profile and drop the attitude, you might find your fortunes improve somewhat.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That status update is not going to do you any favours! "

Twat faces? Nice lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sound like a right barrel of laughs

This!

Quick search of your forum posts would ensure we would never want to meet up with you."

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try clubs

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

It obviously bothered you enough to start a thread about it....

It's called Sod Law, when you are free no one else is. When you not, every buggar wants to meet.

If your leaving trying to arrange something till the last minute, alot of people will already have plans in place. Others will need time to arrange work/sitters. We tend to ignore the are you free now messages.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread reminds me when I go clothes shopping with money burning a hole in my pocket. I can never find anything I like.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit given-0

Obviously shits are given seeing as you posted a thread about it, if no shits were given then you wouldn't have posted a thread and status about it "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Casting out the line to see who takes the bait

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boo hoo, nobody wants to meet you...............so go out the clubs you say you like.

It's lucky that only a small % of members read the forums, based on what I've read..........we certainly wouldn't be interested. Your attitude comes across as appalling and very aggressive, hardly conducive to mutual attraction.

Might I suggest you step back a bit, take a break, rewrite your profile and drop the attitude, you might find your fortunes improve somewhat."

Good advice

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good morning classy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We put a meet up for Sunday on Saturday as we were kid free spent most of the day trying to organise but nothing ( well nothing that fitted what we are looking for) but hey we don't have a divine right for a meet as weekends are probably more difficult for couples, we are guessing you have reduced your chances severely with this post that ( doesn't bother you) but clearly does, the common denominater in all this is YOU, maybe look at yourselves first

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Boo hoo, nobody wants to meet you...............so go out the clubs you say you like.

It's lucky that only a small % of members read the forums, based on what I've read..........we certainly wouldn't be interested. Your attitude comes across as appalling and very aggressive, hardly conducive to mutual attraction.

Might I suggest you step back a bit, take a break, rewrite your profile and drop the attitude, you might find your fortunes improve somewhat.

Good advice "

Which means it will probably be ignored.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit given-0"

Hahah...on a par with the meets you got at the weekend then.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boo hoo, nobody wants to meet you...............so go out the clubs you say you like.

It's lucky that only a small % of members read the forums, based on what I've read..........we certainly wouldn't be interested. Your attitude comes across as appalling and very aggressive, hardly conducive to mutual attraction.

Might I suggest you step back a bit, take a break, rewrite your profile and drop the attitude, you might find your fortunes improve somewhat.

Good advice

Which means it will probably be ignored. "

You're almost certainly correct.

.

.

.

Fast forward a couple of weeks, new thread.................'grrrrrrrrrrr, still no meets'

'Fuckin time wasting wankers! Get a life and get meeting, we're good to go but not good enough for you lot.'

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"Fuck em all... We apparently ain't good enough to meet.... Had the weekend kid free and care free, can accommodate in nice big house, always respected everyone we messaged.... Yet.... Well fuck nows... Never got a reason as to why we are unsuitable to every single couple in the south West "

We go to a club when we want to play with others...there is always someone there who is happy to play. It is so much less stressful than having the aggravation of organising meets...getting let down etc...also means you don't feel obliged to have to spend hours with someone if they don't really do it for you...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck em all... We apparently ain't good enough to meet.... Had the weekend kid free and care free, can accommodate in nice big house, always respected everyone we messaged.... Yet.... Well fuck nows... Never got a reason as to why we are unsuitable to every single couple in the south West "

'Gotta Fuck em All' - Pokeveryone.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *et a roomCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

For someone who isn't bothered, the OP hides it very well.

As has already been suggested, if you can't arrange something just go to a club. Much easier.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try being a single guy on here.Can't quite believe u are this angry because no one wanted to meet u. Just because your a couple with a fem doesn't mean you are entitled and should expect a meet. Maybe people don't like your profile. Maybe they can't drop everything just because you want a meet. Maybe your just not their type.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck em all... We apparently ain't good enough to meet.... Had the weekend kid free and care free, can accommodate in nice big house, always respected everyone we messaged.... Yet.... Well fuck nows... Never got a reason as to why we are unsuitable to every single couple in the south West "

Honestly, from the original post and subsequent updates you give a poor impression in our view. You talk about people judging you or thinking you're (incorrectly) 'chavvy' but then use language and display an attitude that frankly makes you sound really uncouth. If it's snobby to not want to be intimate with people who come across as aggressive and foul mouthed then you may find there's a few 'snobs' out there.

If your question was honest then you may well have got your reason for no meet being offered. It's just that the answer probably isn't what you expected and no doubt isn't to your liking. Guess the balls in your court as to what you do with the information though.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck em all... We apparently ain't good enough to meet.... Had the weekend kid free and care free, can accommodate in nice big house, always respected everyone we messaged.... Yet.... Well fuck nows... Never got a reason as to why we are unsuitable to every single couple in the south West "

Over a year and not verified?

Come on guys , would you really get ready for a meet with another couple if their profile was like yours?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its always the way! When you're not free to meet everyone will want a piece of you "

ha ha

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/03/15 11:35:08]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here. I am free everyday and spends my time in the gym everyyday. For me the problem is all interest are just to far lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking it bothers you enough to start a thread.

Next time you're both free maybe attend a club instead, that way you can meet people face to face which is way easier and have fun at the same time."

Agree with this entirely! I love the club scene! Far more choice - therefore far more chance of finding people you get on well with! xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"This thread reminds me when I go clothes shopping with money burning a hole in my pocket. I can never find anything I like. "

Me too and when im skint i see loads of stuff.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ouplekinkCouple
over a year ago

kink town

Well you have even less chance of any meets now!

Private note made.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you have even less chance of any meets now!

Private note made. "

Maybe people have done this in the past as a result of their previous threads which is not helping their cause?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cue Kenneth Williams

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me "

^nearly made me choke on my tea!

love a bit of a carry on

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck em all... We apparently ain't good enough to meet.... Had the weekend kid free and care free, can accommodate in nice big house, always respected everyone we messaged.... Yet.... Well fuck nows... Never got a reason as to why we are unsuitable to every single couple in the south West "

Maybe if you're messaging every single couple in the South West then people think you're a bit too indiscriminate for them?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Visit Worcester xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

OP, its been said but your attitude is probably part of your reason why you are not getting folks knocking at your door when you want a meet..

and only you can change that..

maybe take a break, chill out a little and come back fresh..?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit given-0"

Why are you writing on your status and the forums about it then lol...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit given-0"

When I genuinely give zero shits about something I often start aggressive sounding threads on it and put up and angry statuses too.....that's how little I care.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cue Kenneth Williams

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me

^nearly made me choke on my tea!

love a bit of a carry on "

Ooh Matron

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cue Kenneth Williams

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me

^nearly made me choke on my tea!

love a bit of a carry on

Ooh Matron "

"Dr please, I want to be wooed"

"You can be a wude as you like matron."

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/03/15 15:07:42]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck em all... We apparently ain't good enough to meet.... Had the weekend kid free and care free, can accommodate in nice big house, always respected everyone we messaged.... Yet.... Well fuck nows... Never got a reason as to why we are unsuitable to every single couple in the south West

'Gotta Fuck em All' - Pokeveryone.

"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...does my reply look bovvvvvered!!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That status update is not going to do you any favours!

Twat faces? Nice lol"
o

Reminds me of tinas 'predator pussy' thread

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I'm thinking it bothers you enough to start a thread.

Next time you're both free maybe attend a club instead, that way you can meet people face to face which is way easier and have fun at the same time.

Agree with this entirely! I love the club scene! Far more choice - therefore far more chance of finding people you get on well with! xx"

You are far less likely to find fakes and time wasters when ppl are stood in front of you rather than hidden behind a keyboard

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Shit profile, shit attitude, shit results.

Take it or leave it, and I'm really not bothered.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Shit profile, shit attitude, shit results.

Take it or leave it, and I'm really not bothered. "

Not you as well pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Shit profile, shit attitude, shit results.

Take it or leave it, and I'm really not bothered.

Not you as well pmsl "

Funny, I was just about to put the same thing as my status as you have on yours.

Now I'm really bothered that your not into single men. I think you should be made to be. I have a right to expect sex from any one, especially if their horny to. Think I'll go start my own wingy thread about it.

LOL

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

capt think your ship is sinking!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Shit profile, shit attitude, shit results.

Take it or leave it, and I'm really not bothered.

Not you as well pmsl "

Just looked through your pics, (Ok yer, I'm a pic perv. LOL) and you look very familiar. Have I bumped into you guys at a social or something over the last year or so. Just wondering?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really can't see why no one would drop everything to meet you?! You sound so warm and inviting. Going by your status you sound a laugh a minute.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh no not that it bothers you at all!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Shit profile, shit attitude, shit results.

Take it or leave it, and I'm really not bothered.

Not you as well pmsl

Just looked through your pics, (Ok yer, I'm a pic perv. LOL) and you look very familiar. Have I bumped into you guys at a social or something over the last year or so. Just wondering?"
who us??? Only time we've ever been north of brum was this Saturday to the Townhouse, other than that chams or over a year ago xtasia.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning classy "

well good afternoon #tastydelight

*Disclaimer don't normally hijack threads but thought as the OP doesn't give a shit.....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

You've had no meets in a year so we wouldn't even talk to you and that update makes you sound crazy, we also agree you should have gone to a club or spa as a back up, that what we do xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Shit profile, shit attitude, shit results.

Take it or leave it, and I'm really not bothered.

Not you as well pmsl

Just looked through your pics, (Ok yer, I'm a pic perv. LOL) and you look very familiar. Have I bumped into you guys at a social or something over the last year or so. Just wondering? who us??? Only time we've ever been north of brum was this Saturday to the Townhouse, other than that chams or over a year ago xtasia."

I've done a few down in and around South Wales. Maybe there?

Not trying it on but you just look very familiar.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rules are there to be broken lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"rules are there to be broken lol "

Such a wrong thing to be heard saying in a swingers environment.

Rules are to be adhered to, boundaries may be expanded.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rules are there to be broken lol

Such a wrong thing to be heard saying in a swingers environment.

Rules are to be adhered to, boundaries may be expanded."

I think he was referring to my earlier post about thread hijacking

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Shit profile, shit attitude, shit results.

Take it or leave it, and I'm really not bothered.

Not you as well pmsl

Just looked through your pics, (Ok yer, I'm a pic perv. LOL) and you look very familiar. Have I bumped into you guys at a social or something over the last year or so. Just wondering? who us??? Only time we've ever been north of brum was this Saturday to the Townhouse, other than that chams or over a year ago xtasia.

I've done a few down in and around South Wales. Maybe there?

Not trying it on but you just look very familiar."

Never done any welsh socials, and apart from when the lodge was open rarely do socials, more into clubs on party nights

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"rules are there to be broken lol

Such a wrong thing to be heard saying in a swingers environment.

Rules are to be adhered to, boundaries may be expanded.

I think he was referring to my earlier post about thread hijacking "

Ah ok, sorry but still hate that saying, it's as bad as saying laws are there to be broken

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck em all... We apparently ain't good enough to meet.... Had the weekend kid free and care free, can accommodate in nice big house, always respected everyone we messaged.... Yet.... Well fuck nows... Never got a reason as to why we are unsuitable to every single couple in the south West "

Their loss guys

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rules are there to be broken lol

Such a wrong thing to be heard saying in a swingers environment.

Rules are to be adhered to, boundaries may be expanded.

I think he was referring to my earlier post about thread hijacking

Ah ok, sorry but still hate that saying, it's as bad as saying laws are there to be broken "

Its like Russian Roulette

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One has shot ones self in the pinky toes with ones thread

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck em all... We apparently ain't good enough to meet.... Had the weekend kid free and care free, can accommodate in nice big house, always respected everyone we messaged.... Yet.... Well fuck nows... Never got a reason as to why we are unsuitable to every single couple in the south West

Their loss guys "

How is it their loss?

I'd say they were lucky and dodged a bullet. Probably went and met someone a bit more friendly.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have they been back in yet?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have they been back in yet?"

Maybe they have gone anger management??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have they been back in yet?

Maybe they have gone anger management?? "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have they been back in yet?

Maybe they have gone anger management?? "

They're too busy being not bothered!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One has shot ones self in the pinky toes with ones thread "

my thoughts exactly!!

as a single bi fem, the op would go straight on the block list, plenty of choice on here, and I wouldn't choose them!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being honest

that status and this post says look we are bothered and its an attention seeking thread (which is no problem)

but if you dont make an effort on here why would anyone else!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another 50 posts to go to 175.....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another 50 posts to go to 175....."

49

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"being honest

that status and this post says look we are bothered and its an attention seeking thread (which is no problem)

but if you dont make an effort on here why would anyone else!"

Not sure they will benefit from the attention this thread is giving them! Or maybe they will??? The world of FAB is a peculiar place with one or two peculiar people

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Not that we're bothered'............oh really? Blimey! Wash your status potty mouth!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

46

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"being honest

that status and this post says look we are bothered and its an attention seeking thread (which is no problem)

but if you dont make an effort on here why would anyone else!

Not sure they will benefit from the attention this thread is giving them! Or maybe they will??? The world of FAB is a peculiar place with one or two peculiar people "

i bet some will message them saying "poor you blah blah " mostly single men trying for the pity shag lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

44

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

43 and counting

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42......quick before the charge of the white knights

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"being honest

that status and this post says look we are bothered and its an attention seeking thread (which is no problem)

but if you dont make an effort on here why would anyone else!

Not sure they will benefit from the attention this thread is giving them! Or maybe they will??? The world of FAB is a peculiar place with one or two peculiar people

i bet some will message them saying "poor you blah blah " mostly single men trying for the pity shag lol"

For some reason I'm not sure "pity" will come from these guys! lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where is my shield of rusty tin,

my tinfoil suit all shiny,

Ill take this couple, all distressed,

And make them feel less whiney.

*

I'll mount my mighty trusty steed,

It might look like a donkey.

I'll feed them sycophantic words,

I might just get a bonk-y

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where is my shield of rusty tin,

my tinfoil suit all shiny,

Ill take this couple, all distressed,

And make them feel less whiney.

*

I'll mount my mighty trusty steed,

It might look like a donkey.

I'll feed them sycophantic words,

I might just get a bonk-y

"

Love it!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the vote for most unpopular couple goes to ....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"42......quick before the charge of the white knights "

Neigh.....

37 and counting!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and the vote for most unpopular couple goes to ...."

David Cameron and Nick Clegg!!!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

35

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and the vote for most unpopular couple goes to ...."

Kim n Kanye?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this thread not dead yet? I don't want to resort to verse 3 or 4

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

31

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"where is my shield of rusty tin,

my tinfoil suit all shiny,

Ill take this couple, all distressed,

And make them feel less whiney.

*

I'll mount my mighty trusty steed,

It might look like a donkey.

I'll feed them sycophantic words,

I might just get a bonk-y

"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

results are in..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"where is my shield of rusty tin,

my tinfoil suit all shiny,

Ill take this couple, all distressed,

And make them feel less whiney.

*

I'll mount my mighty trusty steed,

It might look like a donkey.

I'll feed them sycophantic words,

I might just get a bonk-y

"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *urvybrunette91Woman
over a year ago

tidworth

After getting to the end of this very tedious thread, it is clear you've probably just pooped on any chances of meeting anyone... .

You claim to not be 'chavs' but maybe if you spoke with some respect of the forums, instead of swearing at everyone who doesn't want to meet you, and who would? Frankly from your this, suspiciously fake sounding profile... Oh and not forgetting your other Forum Threads, all women are here for attention, everyone has no IQ, you seem pretty good at generalising!

Well, here's a generalisation for you: nobody on this site wants to meet you, because you are rude and obnoxious... And slightly, just slightly boring. Go try POF.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is my shield of rusty tin,

my tinfoil suit all shiny,

Ill take this couple, all distressed,

And make them feel less whiney.

*

I'll mount my mighty trusty steed,

It might look like a donkey.

I'll feed them sycophantic words,

I might just get a bonk-y

*

I see a damsel in distress,

I've gotta chance my luck.

I know I'm just a horny bloke,

Who knows? I'll get a fuck.

*

To all you haters in the thread,

I hear your shouts distinctly,

But OP wait, cos I'm the one,

I know you want to meet me

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After getting to the end of this very tedious thread, it is clear you've probably just pooped on any chances of meeting anyone... .

You claim to not be 'chavs' but maybe if you spoke with some respect of the forums, instead of swearing at everyone who doesn't want to meet you, and who would? Frankly from your this, suspiciously fake sounding profile... Oh and not forgetting your other Forum Threads, all women are here for attention, everyone has no IQ, you seem pretty good at generalising!

Well, here's a generalisation for you: nobody on this site wants to meet you, because you are rude and obnoxious... And slightly, just slightly boring. Go try POF. "
think they did and got a cold on there too!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Fuck em all... We apparently ain't good enough to meet.... Had the weekend kid free and care free, can accommodate in nice big house, always respected everyone we messaged.... Yet.... Well fuck nows... Never got a reason as to why we are unsuitable to every single couple in the south West "

there is a certain amount of irony in that you think couples look down on you as much as you seem to look down on single guys in one of your other posts... but i digress....

anyway... we always say it is wise to be able to help yourself "help yourself"... i don't you help yourself in anway way shape or form...

but help... single bloke getting meets.... what the hell would i know....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And now, the end is near

And so I face the final thread posts

You Twats, I'll say it clear

I'll rant and rave, of which I'm certain

We're so better than you,

we messaged each, and every couple,

And no, no one would meet, It didn't go my way

Some threads, I've wrote a few

So many posts, too coarse to mention

I heaped scorn upon you, called you all thick, without exemption

I want a meet right now, I'm really straight, she takes the bi way,

but no, you cunts won't meet, It didn't go my way

Yes, there were times, I should keep shtum

When I bit off more than I could screw

But fuck you all, when there was doubt

I got blown out, it's all your fault

I faced it all and I stood tall but didn't go my way

I've whined, I've growled and snarled

I've had my fill, of all you losers

And now, as tears subside, I find it all so damn frustrating

To think I sat home and wanked

And may I say, not in a shy way,

"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, why not go my way"

For what is a man, what has he got?

Its not a meet, that's not forgot

To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels

The record shows I'll ignore you all and do it my way!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now piss off!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now, the end is near

And so I face the final thread posts

You Twats, I'll say it clear

I'll rant and rave, of which I'm certain

We're so better than you,

we messaged each, and every couple,

And no, no one would meet, It didn't go my way

Some threads, I've wrote a few

So many posts, too coarse to mention

I heaped scorn upon you, called you all thick, without exemption

I want a meet right now, I'm really straight, she takes the bi way,

but no, you cunts won't meet, It didn't go my way

Yes, there were times, I should keep shtum

When I bit off more than I could screw

But fuck you all, when there was doubt

I got blown out, it's all your fault

I faced it all and I stood tall but didn't go my way

I've whined, I've growled and snarled

I've had my fill, of all you losers

And now, as tears subside, I find it all so damn frustrating

To think I sat home and wanked

And may I say, not in a shy way,

"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, why not go my way"

For what is a man, what has he got?

Its not a meet, that's not forgot

To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels

The record shows I'll ignore you all and do it my way!"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now, the end is near

And so I face the final thread posts

You Twats, I'll say it clear

I'll rant and rave, of which I'm certain

We're so better than you,

we messaged each, and every couple,

And no, no one would meet, It didn't go my way

Some threads, I've wrote a few

So many posts, too coarse to mention

I heaped scorn upon you, called you all thick, without exemption

I want a meet right now, I'm really straight, she takes the bi way,

but no, you cunts won't meet, It didn't go my way

Yes, there were times, I should keep shtum

When I bit off more than I could screw

But fuck you all, when there was doubt

I got blown out, it's all your fault

I faced it all and I stood tall but didn't go my way

I've whined, I've growled and snarled

I've had my fill, of all you losers

And now, as tears subside, I find it all so damn frustrating

To think I sat home and wanked

And may I say, not in a shy way,

"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, why not go my way"

For what is a man, what has he got?

Its not a meet, that's not forgot

To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels

The record shows I'll ignore you all and do it my way! "

ACE!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And 18

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And 18"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And 18 "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Well I haven't had any time off in weeks. And the last time I did I got cancelled on twice. Called in a few previous meets, went off to a club and had a jolly good time regardless. And the guys who cancelled are still in my good books since they had the courtesy to let me know with plenty of notice.

And all involved were from the South West...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I haven't had any time off in weeks. And the last time I did I got cancelled on twice. Called in a few previous meets, went off to a club and had a jolly good time regardless. And the guys who cancelled are still in my good books since they had the courtesy to let me know with plenty of notice.

And all involved were from the South West..."

They were blokes though

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh we are getting close, but I'm fresh out of lyrics

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Well I haven't had any time off in weeks. And the last time I did I got cancelled on twice. Called in a few previous meets, went off to a club and had a jolly good time regardless. And the guys who cancelled are still in my good books since they had the courtesy to let me know with plenty of notice.

And all involved were from the South West...

They were blokes though "

Some of them were...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now, the end is near

And so I face the final thread posts

You Twats, I'll say it clear

I'll rant and rave, of which I'm certain

We're so better than you,

we messaged each, and every couple,

And no, no one would meet, It didn't go my way

Some threads, I've wrote a few

So many posts, too coarse to mention

I heaped scorn upon you, called you all thick, without exemption

I want a meet right now, I'm really straight, she takes the bi way,

but no, you cunts won't meet, It didn't go my way

Yes, there were times, I should keep shtum

When I bit off more than I could screw

But fuck you all, when there was doubt

I got blown out, it's all your fault

I faced it all and I stood tall but didn't go my way

I've whined, I've growled and snarled

I've had my fill, of all you losers

And now, as tears subside, I find it all so damn frustrating

To think I sat home and wanked

And may I say, not in a shy way,

"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, why not go my way"

For what is a man, what has he got?

Its not a meet, that's not forgot

To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels

The record shows I'll ignore you all and do it my way!

ACE!!! "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

For what is a man, what has he got?

Its not a meet, that's not forgot

To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels

The record shows I'll ignore you all and do it my way!

ACE!!! "

Why thank you!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

For what is a man, what has he got?

Its not a meet, that's not forgot

To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels

The record shows I'll ignore you all and do it my way!

ACE!!!

Why thank you! "

You are very welcome

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the big countdown!

6

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and who will have the last word???

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a shag?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a shag? "

Excuse me? have you read my profile blah blah.

Oh go on then

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and who will have the last word???"
mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Marmite....loving your lyrics further up!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and who will have the last word???mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

damn too early!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Elvis has left the building

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right kids, let this be a lesson to you all.

Whilst everyone has a right to post what they like, just think about the poor, the needy, the plumbers.

They have needs too.

It is ok for you in your cosy little homes, with your cosy little love nests, beating people off with shitty sticks....

Ranty blah ranty blah

etc.

The end

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as others have said we have same probs we get offered when were not availiable and others are not availiable when we are ,our problem is work hours as mildred works most wkends, just keep at it,

we find it frustrating when we have free time but cant arrange meet, good luck guys

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now, the end is near

And so I face the final thread posts

You Twats, I'll say it clear

I'll rant and rave, of which I'm certain

We're so better than you,

we messaged each, and every couple,

And no, no one would meet, It didn't go my way

Some threads, I've wrote a few

So many posts, too coarse to mention

I heaped scorn upon you, called you all thick, without exemption

I want a meet right now, I'm really straight, she takes the bi way,

but no, you cunts won't meet, It didn't go my way

Yes, there were times, I should keep shtum

When I bit off more than I could screw

But fuck you all, when there was doubt

I got blown out, it's all your fault

I faced it all and I stood tall but didn't go my way

I've whined, I've growled and snarled

I've had my fill, of all you losers

And now, as tears subside, I find it all so damn frustrating

To think I sat home and wanked

And may I say, not in a shy way,

"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, why not go my way"

For what is a man, what has he got?

Its not a meet, that's not forgot

To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels

The record shows I'll ignore you all and do it my way!"

Class! Lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
back to top