FabSwingers.com forum: Where do you hide your sex toys??????

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you live in a shared house i.e. with friends or family, and your room may have people visit it now and again, where do you hide your sex toys? In a box? In a bag? Under your bed? What if you have a huge collection? Where do you hide them?

I don't really have to hide them, but i usually keep them in my underwear drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only have the one but I have a really messy draw and just hide it in the ether of rubbish ;D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have loads. We keep them in a locked suitcase under the bed.

Might need a bigger suitcase soon

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Just give in an make up one of those workshop style mounting boards with a clear outline behind each mount so it's clear which toy is missing from any location.

To be fair I live on my own and most of my toys are stored out of sight in an ottoman. Unfortunately a couple of the bigger ones require more hiding so have to be manhandled into the loft if I'm expecting visitors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ya like one of my customers then in a cardboard box on the floor. I was fitting a bedroom and she hadn't cleared the room. I started to move some stuff round and I knocked the box over. They all fell out on the floor and I had to ask her to come pick them up lol

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By *rMojoRisingMan
over a year ago

North East

In ma bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up my...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a laptop bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just have mine in a box on top off wardrobe and some others under it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two boxes that I hide under my bed, one contains the kinkier stuff and the other for the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No toys as such.

But i do hide something in my boxers.

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

I review them for companies and buy quite a bit so I have four boxes that that they are stored in (one for bondage, Electra Stim ect) and then two baskets full of my lingerie. Those are then put in a walk-in wardrobe.

I also have a massive collection of lubes and oils which I managed to get little boxes for.

I seriously don't know what I'm going to do if i receive any more things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I review them for companies and buy quite a bit so I have four boxes that that they are stored in (one for bondage, Electra Stim ect) and then two baskets full of my lingerie. Those are then put in a walk-in wardrobe.

I also have a massive collection of lubes and oils which I managed to get little boxes for.

I seriously don't know what I'm going to do if i receive any more things."

How do you get a job reviewing sex toys? Got to be the best job in the world!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

I also have a massive collection of lubes and oils which I managed to get little boxes for.

I seriously don't know what I'm going to do if i receive any more things.

How do you get a job reviewing sex toys? Got to be the best job in the world!

I was just about to ask the same thing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours are kept in a locked large plastic tool box in the wardrobe.

Might need a second one soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to hide them but they have taken over 4 of my 6 drawers

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

As a Muslim woman, living with my mother and having sex out of wedlock, I NEED to hide my toys as well as this lifestyle...so mine go in bags in the back/bottom of my wardrobe...along with my dress up gear!!! It's a ballache getting them out sometimes but hey ho, it's gotta be done! My bag of goodies for meets usually stays in my boot inside another bag and lots of other shite that I don't need so never gets looked at!!! Haha!

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

When a fem friend spotted my sexual extra's it opened up our convo's open no end. What a result too lmfao

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

I also have a massive collection of lubes and oils which I managed to get little boxes for.

I seriously don't know what I'm going to do if i receive any more things.

How do you get a job reviewing sex toys? Got to be the best job in the world!

Started by joining various sex toy sites, most of them usually have a "review" part and then from there I've been asked by other companies via email and my blog.

It can be fun but very time consuming given what I get sent and what time I get to write.

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

"We have loads. We keep them in a locked suitcase under the bed"

Same here. The rabbit and wand though, we keep them in a bedside drawer on hubbys side . Our kids are in and out of our room all the time but no one dares open the drawers for fear of the hubby

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Our toys are in a box hidden at the back of one of our wardrobes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of sight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a secret room!

You hit the switch under the photo on the wall and the wardrobe shifts to the side. Then I have a voice activated system what will open the locked door for me!

I'm then in my room of wonder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a carrier bag, i deflate her and pack carefully till next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a carrier bag, i deflate her and pack carefully till next time

And may I ask what is her name?

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

"I have a secret room!

You hit the switch under the photo on the wall and the wardrobe shifts to the side. Then I have a voice activated system what will open the locked door for me!

I'm then in my room of wonder! "

We have very magical things to in my house... It's called a key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a secret room!

You hit the switch under the photo on the wall and the wardrobe shifts to the side. Then I have a voice activated system what will open the locked door for me!

I'm then in my room of wonder!

We have very magical things to in my house... It's called a key

A key is soooo last century!

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

"I have a secret room!

You hit the switch under the photo on the wall and the wardrobe shifts to the side. Then I have a voice activated system what will open the locked door for me!

I'm then in my room of wonder!

We have very magical things to in my house... It's called a key

A key is soooo last century!

True but if it's to access toys then I hope all your faffing with wardrobes is worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a carrier bag, i deflate her and pack carefully till next time

And may I ask what is her name?"

Anette..........she likes to catch balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a secret room!

You hit the switch under the photo on the wall and the wardrobe shifts to the side. Then I have a voice activated system what will open the locked door for me!

I'm then in my room of wonder!

We have very magical things to in my house... It's called a key

A key is soooo last century!

True but if it's to access toys then I hope all your faffing with wardrobes is worth it!"

It certainly is! I took inspiration from Batman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a carrier bag, i deflate her and pack carefully till next time

And may I ask what is her name?

Anette..........she likes to catch balls

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I also have a massive collection of lubes and oils which I managed to get little boxes for.

I seriously don't know what I'm going to do if i receive any more things."

Any jobs going? I would be an awesome reviewer! X

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

in the back of the wardrobe

its so cold in Narnia lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the mantle piece x

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

An FB has an arrangement with her friend-she's paranoid about family finding them.

She's told her friend where her toys are stashed and there's an agreement the friend will get rid of them in the unlikely event of her getting run over by a bus

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By *ongueNcheek33Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Ours are kept in a bag with various outfits in the boot of the car!!

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By *ngel delight 69Woman
over a year ago

Torquay

Emm I want that job xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An FB has an arrangement with her friend-she's paranoid about family finding them.

She's told her friend where her toys are stashed and there's an agreement the friend will get rid of them in the unlikely event of her getting run over by a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sex toys?....

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By *atladyCouple
over a year ago

wigan

nicker drawer lol x

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I've given up trying to hide them as my teenage son is delighted to tell everybody all about them. So I put them in different bags in different places all the time. One slight problem. I keep losing them!

On that note, men, had anybody found my little rabbit at their place. I've left one somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knicker draw, no one goes in there apart from me lol

my mum jokes I have so many it's like I have my own little sexy shop haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have a massive collection of lubes and oils which I managed to get little boxes for.

I seriously don't know what I'm going to do if i receive any more things.

Any jobs going? I would be an awesome reviewer! X"

Me too! Emm, pm me

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Chudleigh

Hide!?

leave them out and see what people say

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I don't hide them... I live on my own, so they're scattered around drawers in both bedrooms lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sex toys?....

you mean you dont have a stash of butt plugs, vibes, bullets, vibes, restraints, lubes etc..

im surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sex toys?....

you mean you dont have a stash of butt plugs, vibes, bullets, vibes, restraints, lubes etc..

im surprised "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WARNING

THERE HAS BEEN INCREASE IN HOUSE BREAK INS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY

POLICE SAY THERES A HUGE MARKET FOR USED SEX TOYS WHICH APPEAR TO BE FOUND HOW EVER WELL HIDDEN

PEOPLE ARE BAFFLED AS TO HOW THEY WERE LOCATED AS NOTHING ELSE WAS TOUCHED

It's a joke not real just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest I have is a 12 inch jelly dildo. Didn't know where I was going to hide it when I got it. Then I spotted an empty box from a telescopic site under my bedside draws. Glad i kept it now. Its even got a silk cloth that i can cover it with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are in a bag at the back of my wardrobe although that bag is now starting to overflow! Ha

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

"Biggest I have is a 12 inch jelly dildo. Didn't know where I was going to hide it when I got it. Then I spotted an empty box from a telescopic site under my bedside draws. Glad i kept it now. Its even got a silk cloth that i can cover it with. "

Had an 18 inch double ender, I couldnt hide it anywhere and I got fed up of it and stuck it in the "Rubbish tip pile".

My partner not knowing there was a 18 inch dildo hidden inside (with various dildo boxes) took this along to the tip where the people started ripping bags apart in front of him.

Whoops...

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Mine in box on top of wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an 18 inch double ender, I couldnt hide it anywhere and I got fed up of it and stuck it in the "Rubbish tip pile".

My partner not knowing there was a 18 inch dildo hidden inside (with various dildo boxes) took this along to the tip where the people started ripping bags apart in front of him.

Whoops...

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giggidy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a couple of 42L Really Useful Boxes. They sit stacked in the corner of my bedroom. My latex hangs in the wardrobe in garment bags mostly, or folded if it might get damaged.

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By *bandAbCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.

Got a massive holdall bag for all of ours, though nobody really goes into our room some like the under bed arm and leg binds can be easily seen. They are in the bag for easy transport to any meets haha

. Always room for more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the dining room table. One has an S on it and the other a P

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Mine are on the bathroom window sill

So I don't hide mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sex toy is kept in my boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do wonder where people put sex swings etc and explain the bit in the ceiling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An FB has an arrangement with her friend-she's paranoid about family finding them.

She's told her friend where her toys are stashed and there's an agreement the friend will get rid of them in the unlikely event of her getting run over by a bus

I too have done this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do wonder where people put sex swings etc and explain the bit in the ceiling!"
there for punchbags!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is really well timed ! We have a box (quite a big box lol) on top of our wardrobe but due to having kids we have been talking about getting a lockable box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a couple of 42L Really Useful Boxes. They sit stacked in the corner of my bedroom. My latex hangs in the wardrobe in garment bags mostly, or folded if it might get damaged."

Hidden in plain view. I like your style!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"My sex toy is kept in my boxers

Shown me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my own place but sometimes family/friends visit. I make sure my two toys are stored at the back of bedroom cupboard out of sight. Most importantly, ensure they do not contain batteries when put away! *bzzzzzzz* "What's that noise?" lol

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By *illxxMan
over a year ago

motherwell

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By *MLETCouple
over a year ago

leeds

mine are glass so I just pretend they're a piece of art

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By *iandbustyWoman
over a year ago

motherwell

In my knicker drawer

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

started off with the bedside drawers then ended up with a locked cupboard for all the toys and naughty gear as when i was a couple

now its just a locked cupboard for the toys and other stuff in it

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