FabSwingers.com forum: Cougars...an apology re: Crenshaw

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it has been brought to my attention that a certain 'cougar craving Crenshaw ' has fled the pack, now wether he has been insatiably devoured by the cougar he yearned for OR maybe he realised 'what' he was in for OR perhaps his young bottle just went...

For whatever reason he left...without even saying goodbye, I invested a little time, promotion and indeed trust in young Crenshaw and feel a little deflated he would betray me in such a way..

So as I stand before all you fine, obviously sexually intimidating (to some) Cougars I ask you to forgive and forget...

If I can make it up to you in any way, I will

I hope Crenshaw has at least found some sexual happiness wherever he bolted to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was Crenshaw real, or was he a profile-based manifestation of your younger self?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was Crenshaw real, or was he a profile-based manifestation of your younger self?"

Oh my! That is a little bit wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was Crenshaw real, or was he a profile-based manifestation of your younger self?"

He was real, as far as I knew...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to find myself a cougar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my! That is a little bit wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey

I actually read this FOUR times....and...I still haven't a clue???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor Who reference. You clearly have a time machine and you introduced a younger version of yourself to fab, so when Cranshaw returns to his own time line, you can join fab earlier than you did, but armed with the knowledge you have now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor Who reference. You clearly have a time machine and you introduced a younger version of yourself to fab, so when Cranshaw returns to his own time line, you can join fab earlier than you did, but armed with the knowledge you have now

Haha....I do actually love that reference...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can honestly say hand on heart he was a real member, he originally started a thread about 'advice on how to get a meet' that's where I stumbled upon him and he seemed genuine....

Oh how my judgement was fooled!!!

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over a year ago

Well someone scared the poor bugger off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it has been brought to my attention that a certain 'cougar craving Crenshaw ' has fled the pack, now wether he has been insatiably devoured by the cougar he yearned for OR maybe he realised 'what' he was in for OR perhaps his young bottle just went...

For whatever reason he left...without even saying goodbye, I invested a little time, promotion and indeed trust in young Crenshaw and feel a little deflated he would betray me in such a way..

So as I stand before all you fine, obviously sexually intimidating (to some) Cougars I ask you to forgive and forget...

If I can make it up to you in any way, I will

I hope Crenshaw has at least found some sexual happiness wherever he bolted to."

Oh I'm sure we can come up with a way for you to make it up to me.....and in return I will help you get over his betrayal of your trust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a shame after all the attention he was getting.

It's a shame as it reflects badly on all of us that are genuine.

Don't lose faith, there are still some of us that are very genuine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine reprobait here! Great I no ha... Yes u guessed I'm kidding ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"That's a shame after all the attention he was getting.

It's a shame as it reflects badly on all of us that are genuine.

Don't lose faith, there are still some of us that are very genuine. "

You don't seriously believe that do you?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"That's a shame after all the attention he was getting.

It's a shame as it reflects badly on all of us that are genuine.

Don't lose faith, there are still some of us that are very genuine.

You don't seriously believe that do you?

Not sure about genuine but I'm pretty sure I'm here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is is21guy crenshaw in disguise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the curse of posting on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do I have to do to prove I am me and not someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a shame after all the attention he was getting.

It's a shame as it reflects badly on all of us that are genuine.

Don't lose faith, there are still some of us that are very genuine.

You don't seriously believe that do you?

I have to believe that some of us that are genuine will get noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do I have to do to prove I am me and not someone else"

Sleep with a bloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

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over a year ago

"That's a shame after all the attention he was getting.

It's a shame as it reflects badly on all of us that are genuine.

Don't lose faith, there are still some of us that are very genuine.

You don't seriously believe that do you?

I have to believe that some of us that are genuine will get noticed

I meant that one guy leaving doesn't reflect badly on anyone,because it doesn't at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm me no one else and not pretending to be anything but my self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never laid a finger on him....honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a shame after all the attention he was getting.

It's a shame as it reflects badly on all of us that are genuine.

Don't lose faith, there are still some of us that are very genuine.

You don't seriously believe that do you?

I have to believe that some of us that are genuine will get noticed

I meant that one guy leaving doesn't reflect badly on anyone,because it doesn't at all

That's good to know

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What do I have to do to prove I am me and not someone else

Sleep with a bloke "

It doesn't prove anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do I have to do to prove I am me and not someone else

Sleep with a bloke

It doesn't prove anything.

I know

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What do I have to do to prove I am me and not someone else

Sleep with a bloke

It doesn't prove anything.

I know

Because I'd say my name was 'gentleman ben' in the hopes for yet another 'shit shag' veri! Hahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never laid a finger on him....honest"

Come on Nana...unshackle the poor boy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

How can you actually take someone under your wing if nobody wants to meet that person in the first place?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

How can you actually take someone under your wing if nobody wants to meet that person in the first place?"

Please explain...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

How can you actually take someone under your wing if nobody wants to meet that person in the first place?

Please explain...??"

Well, how can you help someone and take them under your wing when that person hasn't found anyone to meet.

If nobody wants to meet that person, that can't be changed so you couldn't really help them right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

How can you actually take someone under your wing if nobody wants to meet that person in the first place?

Please explain...??

Well, how can you help someone and take them under your wing when that person hasn't found anyone to meet.

If nobody wants to meet that person, that can't be changed so you couldn't really help them right?"

Which person...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Help who..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

How can you actually take someone under your wing if nobody wants to meet that person in the first place?

Please explain...??

Well, how can you help someone and take them under your wing when that person hasn't found anyone to meet.

If nobody wants to meet that person, that can't be changed so you couldn't really help them right?

Which person...?"

Whoever. You put about taking someone else under your wing, I assumed that was aimed at someone in particular.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

How can you actually take someone under your wing if nobody wants to meet that person in the first place?

Please explain...??

Well, how can you help someone and take them under your wing when that person hasn't found anyone to meet.

If nobody wants to meet that person, that can't be changed so you couldn't really help them right?

Which person...?

Whoever. You put about taking someone else under your wing, I assumed that was aimed at someone in particular."

Who's wing??

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By *lirtyjjWoman
over a year ago

Meath

I swear to god he was breathing when i left him!!! And only left a few scars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

How can you actually take someone under your wing if nobody wants to meet that person in the first place?

Please explain...??

Well, how can you help someone and take them under your wing when that person hasn't found anyone to meet.

If nobody wants to meet that person, that can't be changed so you couldn't really help them right?

Which person...?

Whoever. You put about taking someone else under your wing, I assumed that was aimed at someone in particular.

Who's wing??"

You... at the top of the quote lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

How can you actually take someone under your wing if nobody wants to meet that person in the first place?

Please explain...??

Well, how can you help someone and take them under your wing when that person hasn't found anyone to meet.

If nobody wants to meet that person, that can't be changed so you couldn't really help them right?

Which person...?

Whoever. You put about taking someone else under your wing, I assumed that was aimed at someone in particular.

Who's wing??

You... at the top of the quote lol"

What quote???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got him chained up under my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

How can you actually take someone under your wing if nobody wants to meet that person in the first place?

Please explain...??

Well, how can you help someone and take them under your wing when that person hasn't found anyone to meet.

If nobody wants to meet that person, that can't be changed so you couldn't really help them right?

Which person...?

Whoever. You put about taking someone else under your wing, I assumed that was aimed at someone in particular.

Who's wing??

You... at the top of the quote lol

What quote???"

The one in this post and all the other posts that you and I have made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got him chained up under my bed

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the fuck did you expect to happen? ....

I saw that thread, if someone started that about me I'd have been well and truly pissed off I've gotta say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

How can you actually take someone under your wing if nobody wants to meet that person in the first place?

Please explain...??

Well, how can you help someone and take them under your wing when that person hasn't found anyone to meet.

If nobody wants to meet that person, that can't be changed so you couldn't really help them right?

Which person...?

Whoever. You put about taking someone else under your wing, I assumed that was aimed at someone in particular.

Who's wing??

You... at the top of the quote lol

What quote???

The one in this post and all the other posts that you and I have made."

What posts...????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got him chained up under my bed

Who?

Crenshaw

He's my new gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got him chained up under my bed

Who?

Crenshaw

He's my new gimp

You kidnapped him? Your secret's safe with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got him chained up under my bed

Who?

Crenshaw

He's my new gimp

You kidnapped him? Your secret's safe with me.

Not much of a secret now is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

How can you actually take someone under your wing if nobody wants to meet that person in the first place?

Please explain...??

Well, how can you help someone and take them under your wing when that person hasn't found anyone to meet.

If nobody wants to meet that person, that can't be changed so you couldn't really help them right?

Which person...?

Whoever. You put about taking someone else under your wing, I assumed that was aimed at someone in particular.

Who's wing??

You... at the top of the quote lol

What quote???

The one in this post and all the other posts that you and I have made.

What posts...????"

You see the quote in this post i'm typing now, it's all the posts both you and I have made here. Look at the very top of this post where it says

'I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

That's what you put, that's your post. You talking about your wing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got him chained up under my bed

Who?

Crenshaw

He's my new gimp

You kidnapped him? Your secret's safe with me.

Not much of a secret now is it

My lips are sealed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

How can you actually take someone under your wing if nobody wants to meet that person in the first place?

Please explain...??

Well, how can you help someone and take them under your wing when that person hasn't found anyone to meet.

If nobody wants to meet that person, that can't be changed so you couldn't really help them right?

Which person...?

Whoever. You put about taking someone else under your wing, I assumed that was aimed at someone in particular.

Who's wing??

You... at the top of the quote lol

What quote???

The one in this post and all the other posts that you and I have made.

What posts...????

You see the quote in this post i'm typing now, it's all the posts both you and I have made here. Look at the very top of this post where it says

'I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

That's what you put, that's your post. You talking about your wing. "

I haven't got a wing....???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

How can you actually take someone under your wing if nobody wants to meet that person in the first place?

Please explain...??

Well, how can you help someone and take them under your wing when that person hasn't found anyone to meet.

If nobody wants to meet that person, that can't be changed so you couldn't really help them right?

Which person...?

Whoever. You put about taking someone else under your wing, I assumed that was aimed at someone in particular.

Who's wing??

You... at the top of the quote lol

What quote???

The one in this post and all the other posts that you and I have made.

What posts...????

You see the quote in this post i'm typing now, it's all the posts both you and I have made here. Look at the very top of this post where it says

'I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

That's what you put, that's your post. You talking about your wing. "

Mate I think he's winding you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

How can you actually take someone under your wing if nobody wants to meet that person in the first place?

Please explain...??

Well, how can you help someone and take them under your wing when that person hasn't found anyone to meet.

If nobody wants to meet that person, that can't be changed so you couldn't really help them right?

Which person...?

Whoever. You put about taking someone else under your wing, I assumed that was aimed at someone in particular.

Who's wing??

You... at the top of the quote lol

What quote???

The one in this post and all the other posts that you and I have made.

What posts...????

You see the quote in this post i'm typing now, it's all the posts both you and I have made here. Look at the very top of this post where it says

'I'm hesitant to take another under my wing...

That's what you put, that's your post. You talking about your wing.

Mate I think he's winding you up

I don't think so, I think he genuinely doesn't understand what's going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think so, I think he genuinely doesn't understand what's going on

Seriously nobodies that thick

He's yanking your chain, just smile and nob in the right places you can blag this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think so, I think he genuinely doesn't understand what's going on

Seriously nobodies that thick

He's yanking your chain, just smile and nob in the right places you can blag this

Oh I don't know, I've met some dum dums in my time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodnight sweet prince...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do I have to do to prove I am me and not someone else"

That's exactly something Crenshaw would say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't think so, I think he genuinely doesn't understand what's going on

Seriously nobodies that thick

He's yanking your chain, just smile and nob in the right places you can blag this

Oh I don't know, I've met some dum dums in my time lol "

Shall forget all this and have a hob 'nob'...

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By *lirtyjjWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Crenshaw who???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who or what the hell is a bloody crenshaw...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im actually pissing myself at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im actually pissing myself at this

Cleaner to Gillingham.......

Spillage in isle six

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He said don't worry about him,he's joined the circus to train elephants...honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im actually pissing myself at this

Cleaner to Gillingham.......

Spillage in isle six

Suck it up butter cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The greatest trick that Crenshaw ever pulled, was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

And like that. He was gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#epicfail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im actually pissing myself at this

This, I've just been laughing out loud properly laughing not just loling

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