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Meets where you dont talk the same language?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We had a meet last night, I was in town watching the footy and the mrs picked me up dressed and ready for action and tells me there is a bloke in town who is quite fit and she wants to fuck and has sent her a message with his mobile number. So we start swapping texts etc and he says he will be round at whatever time and in he comes and it turns out he is Polish but doesnt speak english Turned out ok as I hinted with my hands what we will do to her and how to fuck her etc and the mrs enjoyed it he had the fattest cock we have ever seen! Was quite funny to say the least and we had a laugh at the end over the clear barrier we faced but we never thought he would turn up and not even know the word harder

Anyone else met and then found you couldnt even talk?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

How did she tell him she wanted to fuck him and then send messages arranging a time to meet when he does'nt speak English?

Im confoooosed did she use an internet translator?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did he manage to text??!! lol

Havent experienced this kind of thing on here but once met a spanish guy on holiday & although he couldnt speak English & I cant speak Spanish... Had the best fortnight of sex ever!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry forgot to add his english in the messages on here and texts was perfect english, thats what made it all the more shocking when he walks in and sounds foreign as we had no idea from his messages he couldnt speak the lingo

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"Sorry forgot to add his english in the messages on here and texts was perfect english, thats what made it all the more shocking when he walks in and sounds foreign as we had no idea from his messages he couldnt speak the lingo "

Obvious to us that he was getting someone else to send the messages!! That also means that someone else has your mobile number and it may be being passed around to all his mates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not Sasha's fault she is Russian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, as I normally find out if they can communicate well over MSN first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah I did think that

It is only my mobile anyway cause my mrs wouldnt use hers in case anyone got clingy after a meet. I dont mind her wanting to have another meet with someone she enjoed sex with but it would have suit all of us and she/I/we wouldnt be comfortable with someone getting psycho on us which hasnt yet but I am sure has to others in the past.

As for the MSN we do normally however it was a spare of the moment thing and he had sent us a message saying he was in our area for a drink with friends and his number etc. We are still new to all this really as we've only had a few meets now so we will learn as we go and no doubt make mistakes its all part of the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he was using a translator app on his phone or online?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so he can read and write English, but cant talk it

sorry im not buying that for a second lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe he was using a translator app on his phone or online? "
he had an old Sony phone so not possible on his phone, it seems more likely someone else was reading writing for him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so he can read and write English, but cant talk it

sorry im not buying that for a second lol"
us neither, only thing it could be is someone else doin it for him or he was pretending not to? He was looking for a meet again yesterday and has not replied to our message or uploaded our verification despite being on several times so it looks more likely he can't read English. Shame as the Mrs enjoyed it a lot but its put her off future meets with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so he can read and write English, but cant talk it

sorry im not buying that for a second lol"

Nor me!

People usually speak the language and struggle to read it: not the other way around!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so he can read and write English, but cant talk it

sorry im not buying that for a second lol

Nor me!

People usually speak the language and struggle to read it: not the other way around!"

Exactly, I have a Bulgarian friend who can speak very good English however she can't write it to save her life. Readable but not perfect, read the profile again and no hint at all that this guy won't be able to hold a conversation when he turns up and has 2 decent verifications to. Ah well we don't regret it we had a good time anyway just thought it was funny all be it a bit strange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so he can read and write English, but cant talk it

sorry im not buying that for a second lol

Nor me!

People usually speak the language and struggle to read it: not the other way around!"

This is true

Im not English, tho i was born here and have lived her all my life, most of my family 'back home' can speak English well enough to get by when they are here but i dont think any of them can read or write properly

I think maybe he could speak English but was making out he couldnt to skip the small talk and get straight down to buisness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jezyk, jezeli milosc jest uniwersalna.

sprytna aplikacja na iPhone dziala tez - w obie strony wystarczy skopiowac i wkleic

Or in English

the language if love is universal. 

clever app on the iPhone works too - both ways just copy & paste

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"jezyk, jezeli milosc jest uniwersalna.

sprytna aplikacja na iPhone dziala tez - w obie strony wystarczy skopiowac i wkleic

Or in English

the language if love is universal. 

clever app on the iPhone works too - both ways just copy & paste"

Might use that and send him a message saying thanks then, maybe he'll reply to that

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By *ardybumsCouple
over a year ago

peekin under duvet is it safe?

met with people from a different planet let alone different language !

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"jezyk, jezeli milosc jest uniwersalna.

sprytna aplikacja na iPhone dziala tez - w obie strony wystarczy skopiowac i wkleic

"

What do you mean , My wife is a two faced cow with the arse of an elephant and the slime of a snail???

And when did you meet her??? lol

(God! I hope she doesn't read this! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met for a week or two with a girl from Finland, outside of swinging, she hardly spoke a word of English, but I remember she could say "you" "fucking" and "me".

Sex with her was absolutely magical, maybe because there was the unexpected happening, such as she would speak to me in her foreign tongue, and still I would have no idea what she was about to do to me and vice versa! And it sounded really sexy when she approached orgasm, I couldn't tell what she was saying, but had a good idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sacre bleu

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By *kcouple2010Couple
over a year ago

MILTON KEYNES


"Sorry forgot to add his english in the messages on here and texts was perfect english, thats what made it all the more shocking when he walks in and sounds foreign as we had no idea from his messages he couldnt speak the lingo

Obvious to us that he was getting someone else to send the messages!! That also means that someone else has your mobile number and it may be being passed around to all his mates! "

Sorry to say my missus is of French origin, she writes in English better than most English people however, when she speaks, she comes accross as if she doesn't speak very good English. I guess it's the other way round with some people really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tak pojyd se milovat prosim ano?

Might have got that a little wrong, but basically, im asking you to fuck me, please? giggles

Incedently, i have met many English men that seem to have difficulty speaking English lol. They just grunt. . .

LPxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He might of babelfish 'd you ?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"He might of babelfish 'd you ?"

Note to journo's - this is not a sexual practice.

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Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have met a couple of this site, the male is British but his girlfriend is Thai. She can't speak very good English and I didn't really understand her but had a really good time with them. He does all the organizing the meets and stuff.

Also met a Romanian girl a couple of years ago, and she struggled with English coz she didn't know a word of it and I found really fun interesting and amazing to communicate with her. And the sex I will never forget, mind-blowing lol

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