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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is not given by joining this site. Should be put in font 16 and capitals on the first line of the membership application.

Any other suggestions!

In case anyone gets too serious this is meant tongue in cheek as I am getting into holiday mode, so do your worst. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a nice holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a nice holiday. "

Thanks Dominican Republic over 18 resort

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth "

agree

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Have a nice holiday.

Thanks Dominican Republic over 18 resort "

Oooh nice

We got married there many years ago

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Simply looking at your profile does not require 25 messages asking if I'm ok and do I fancy a........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just came home from the gym, forecast for the day is to relax and watch tv

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth "

True, but it's the thought that counts and you must have thought it to say it. So you probably do really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth "

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault....... "

Gin makes you sin. Well known fact.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault.......

Gin makes you sin. Well known fact. "

I've got a massive bottle of the stuff here, if it helps any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault.......

Gin makes you sin. Well known fact.

I've got a massive bottle of the stuff here, if it helps any. "

Oooooo now I do enjoy a nice chilled G&T

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By *BW100Couple
over a year ago

Suffolk/Norfolk border


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault.......

Gin makes you sin. Well known fact. "

....and Brandy makes you randy

....and whiskey makes you frisky

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By *r and mrs willingCouple
over a year ago

SOUTH WEST & WALES


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault.......

Gin makes you sin. Well known fact.

I've got a massive bottle of the stuff

here, if it helps any.

Oooooo now I do enjoy a nice chilled G&T "

You and me both Miss M ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault.......

Gin makes you sin. Well known fact.

I've got a massive bottle of the stuff

here, if it helps any.

Oooooo now I do enjoy a nice chilled G&T

You and me both Miss M .... "

Now this I know! Hehehe I'm not quite sure who was drinking what at our last encounter.. Although I think it's safe to say you weren't too fussy about your tonic by the end of the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault.......

Gin makes you sin. Well known fact. "

Does with you....

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault.......

Gin makes you sin. Well known fact.

I've got a massive bottle of the stuff

here, if it helps any.

Oooooo now I do enjoy a nice chilled G&T

You and me both Miss M ....

Now this I know! Hehehe I'm not quite sure who was drinking what at our last encounter.. Although I think it's safe to say you weren't too fussy about your tonic by the end of the evening "

I'm sure I've got enough for the two of you, if that's what you fancy.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth "

Yes it does!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

Yes it does!!!!!!!"

Have fun with that then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault.......

Gin makes you sin. Well known fact.

Does with you...."

Aww well, I can't be perfect all of the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Simply looking at your profile does not require 25 messages asking if I'm ok and do I fancy a........"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault....... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault.......

Gin makes you sin. Well known fact.

I've got a massive bottle of the stuff

here, if it helps any.

I am happy to pour

Oooooo now I do enjoy a nice chilled G&T

You and me both Miss M ....

Now this I know! Hehehe I'm not quite sure who was drinking what at our last encounter.. Although I think it's safe to say you weren't too fussy about your tonic by the end of the evening

I'm sure I've got enough for the two of you, if that's what you fancy. "

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By *r and mrs willingCouple
over a year ago

SOUTH WEST & WALES


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault.......

Gin makes you sin. Well known fact.

I've got a massive bottle of the stuff

here, if it helps any.

Oooooo now I do enjoy a nice chilled G&T

You and me both Miss M ....

Now this I know! Hehehe I'm not quite sure who was drinking what at our last encounter.. Although I think it's safe to say you weren't too fussy about your tonic by the end of the evening

I'm sure I've got enough for the two of you, if that's what you fancy. "

Be careful what you wish for .....whilst I am a pussycat, Miss M is a tiger !

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault.......

Gin makes you sin. Well known fact.

I've got a massive bottle of the stuff

here, if it helps any.

Oooooo now I do enjoy a nice chilled G&T

You and me both Miss M ....

Now this I know! Hehehe I'm not quite sure who was drinking what at our last encounter.. Although I think it's safe to say you weren't too fussy about your tonic by the end of the evening

I'm sure I've got enough for the two of you, if that's what you fancy.

Be careful what you wish for .....whilst I am a pussycat, Miss M is a tiger ! "

(gulp)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault.......

Gin makes you sin. Well known fact.

I've got a massive bottle of the stuff

here, if it helps any.

Oooooo now I do enjoy a nice chilled G&T

You and me both Miss M ....

Now this I know! Hehehe I'm not quite sure who was drinking what at our last encounter.. Although I think it's safe to say you weren't too fussy about your tonic by the end of the evening

I'm sure I've got enough for the two of you, if that's what you fancy.

Be careful what you wish for .....whilst I am a pussycat, Miss M is a tiger ! "

And here I am in the wrong part of the UK to catch a tiger by her tail lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saying thank you to a compliment does not mean I want to rip your pants off with my teeth

So the twelftybillion texts from you at 3am were the red wine's fault.......

Gin makes you sin. Well known fact.

I've got a massive bottle of the stuff

here, if it helps any.

Oooooo now I do enjoy a nice chilled G&T

You and me both Miss M ....

Now this I know! Hehehe I'm not quite sure who was drinking what at our last encounter.. Although I think it's safe to say you weren't too fussy about your tonic by the end of the evening

I'm sure I've got enough for the two of you, if that's what you fancy.

Be careful what you wish for .....whilst I am a pussycat, Miss M is a tiger ! "

And here I am in the wrong part of the UK to catch a tiger by her tail lol

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