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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is all true...hemce why I wrote about it lol.
A little tipple
Okay my first request was from a guy who sent me a rather charming email which also gave his private email address. So for a few evenings we chatted via a messenger service and I quizzed the life out of him with regards swinging and thought what a pleasant chap. Sigh, so wrong again, it turned out he liked women to drink his sperm from a condom!
Ewwwww. Now call me old fashioned but I prefer it straight from the pump.
Was I being cruel to hit the delete button on this guy? Maybe he just didn’t have any glasses in his house…..
Contact deleted.
Just a sample
He was closely followed by yet another gentleman who dropped me an email with regards meeting up for fun times.
Now by this stage I had discussed these requests with other members of the site, one of which gave me the following advice.
Never go for single guys who have never been married before, there is obviously a reason they are single.
Now whilst I can’t say I agree with this statement, over the next few weeks it certainly gave me food for thought, especially when I was asked the following.
If I met this gentleman, for a social drink, would I also bring along a urine sample.
This intrigued me a little; did he want to drugs test me?
Oh no nothing that simple.
He liked to drink it. Thought he could tell a lot about a person by the taste of their pee!
Now I can hear your revulsion from here, but believe me there’s more………..
Contact deleted.
Spare body parts?
Another jolly decent charming fella (my women’s intuition had obviously buggered off about the same time as my common sense) contacted me. I thought, rather naively he had a foot fetish as he seemed very keen to gain lots of information in this area. Did I paint my toenails? How often did I wash my feet? Etc, which taking into consideration the others I had attracted did not seem too bad.
However im not into feet (cringe) and when he told me he collected toenail clippings from the women he met, I felt like I had been chatted up by a mild version of Hannibal Lecter…..
Contact deleted.
Closet stylist
Last but by no means least was the guy who liked women with long hair. Oooooh thought I, a normal request.
Now you see, me actually thinking that should have set off bloody great alarm bells that he infact was going to be anything other than normal. But no, there I was merrily wittering away making conversation as you do, when he asked the following
“Is your hair soft and silky?”
“Yes” I replied.
“Would you let me run my knob through it?”
Ummm, pregnant pause, okay im a little wary now, but I thought no harm in it really,
So replied “Im sure I can accommodate you there”
Now you see this is where I needed my women’s intuition to give me a kick before I open my mouth and say stupid things like that.
It transpired he like to wank into women’s hair. When he had ejaculated into the hair, he liked to stroke it through with his fingers and then plait the hair!
Why?????? I hear you cry.
Well don’t ask me, I just attract them, I didn’t stay around long enough to ask…..
Contact deleted.
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