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By *laction man OP   Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm always hearing about the bad/cheesy messages guys send. Please share some of your best and worse ones please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm always hearing about the bad/cheesy messages guys send. Please share some of your best and worse ones please"

Never had a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Gentleman never tells.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only send short message such as:-

Show me your boobs.

Nice Arse.

Fancy a Bonk.

Not had any luck as yet but I'm no quitter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one saying

"sup"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna fuck?"

Have found it the easiest, most effective way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Wanna fuck?"

Have found it the easiest, most effective way"

did it work?

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

A lot of messages from women start with just ..... Hello.

I feel it's a good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or i have had

.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Wanna fuck?"

Have found it the easiest, most effective way

did it work?"
20 mins later she was in my bed! 5 mins after that she was in her car on the way home. What a night.

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By *orty-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Leyland

"I wanna tongue punch your fart box"

We never did take up the offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was of the understanding that it is against site rules to post content from private messages

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By *laction man OP   Man
over a year ago

Nottingham


""I wanna tongue punch your fart box"

We never did take up the offer"

I literally burst into laughter with that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I wanna tongue punch your fart box"

We never did take up the offer"

How about Cock Snot up your Fart Pipe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was of the understanding that it is against site rules to post content from private messages"

ahh but who said they was from this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I wanna tongue punch your fart box"

We never did take up the offer"

Is that message like an urban myth or did the person that sent it send it to many many profiles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I wanna tongue punch your fart box"

We never did take up the offer"

I nearly wet myself at that pure classic

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By *olly RogererMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Well its like this....you could spend 10 minutes composing a well articulated messages, mentioning stuff they have asked to be mentioned in the profile to prove you have read their profile, all for it to be deleted without reply. Or you could spend 20 seconds writing "fancy a fuck" and be equally as sucessfull

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By *orty-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Leyland


""I wanna tongue punch your fart box"

We never did take up the offer

I literally burst into laughter with that one lol"

So did we.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

I've been sent a ? as a first message

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By *orty-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Leyland


""I wanna tongue punch your fart box"

We never did take up the offer

Is that message like an urban myth or did the person that sent it send it to many many profiles? "

100% true, we got the message a couple of weeks ago. Ticked me that much I even started a forum thread about. Still laughing about it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mrs got a classic."can i come round and lick ur shitter",that was last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone wants to meet me tomoght. not sure when that is exactly?

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By *laction man OP   Man
over a year ago

Nottingham


"someone wants to meet me tomoght. not sure when that is exactly? "

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I was of the understanding that it is against site rules to post content from private messages"

Tony, my man, to borrow a phrase from our colonial cousins from across the pond; you really need to take that stick from out your ass.

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