FabSwingers.com forum: LADIES????

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Out of the several meets ive had only 2 have been ladies. The rest just turn up expect me to be rock hard when they walk in and pleasure them till they climax then piss off! One said i was too nice but i could lick her smelly cunt another said i wasnt photogenic and spolied her pics! Most hadnt had a bath or brushed their teeth and they all demanded to be treated like a ladies!!! I fab but cmon women have to make an effort dnt you agree?

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

I would suggest they're not ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would suggest they're not ladies. "
but surely all women say they are ladies on fab dnt they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew it would happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lets keep it fun eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked it on other thread and was told there are no ladies on here

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I'm a lady...in David Walliams voice.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a lady...in David Walliams voice.

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helloooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I asked it on other thread and was told there are no ladies on here

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im sure there are many ladies on here i just seem to attract smelly unclean ones! Think i should arrange to meet at a sauna?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I think you need to alter your selection criteria etc etc etc...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you need to alter your selection criteria etc etc etc...

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but i have! When i joined i was lookin for dirty cum sluts who like older cock. Now im lookin for a ladeee clean if poss but i do have extra towels just in case anything needs a wipe. I know how to treat a lady im struggling with how not to be used as just a cock by them thats all. Is it my own fault?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe a word you said

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"I think you need to alter your selection criteria etc etc etc...

but i have! When i joined i was lookin for dirty cum sluts who like older cock. Now im lookin for a ladeee clean if poss but i do have extra towels just in case anything needs a wipe. I know how to treat a lady im struggling with how not to be used as just a cock by them thats all. Is it my own fault?

Maybe the 'dirty cum sluts' were taking you literally on the 'dirty'

be careful what you wish for! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stinky People have got rights too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not suggest a joint shower/bath?

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

op just read your profile you are hiliarious made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im a gentleman i always tell the truth!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"op just read your profile you are hiliarious made me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"op just read your profile you are hiliarious made me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stinky People have got rights too"
indeed they do but stinky ladies? Pleeeeez nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stinky People have got rights too indeed they do but stinky ladies? Pleeeeez nah

Women have worked long and hard to prove they're equal with men (people?!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At being smelly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A proper laydee would give you a quick bj first, then while you're recovering from that knee trembler she would do the dishes, get some washing done and start tea before coming back to you for round two, and maybe if she's lucky she may get what she wants. But you really need to insist on this during your first few messages so that she knows her place.

Let me know how you get on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A proper laydee would give you a quick bj first, then while you're recovering from that knee trembler she would do the dishes, get some washing done and start tea before cioming back to you for round two, and maybe if she's lucky she may get what she wants. But you really need to insist on this during your first few messages so that she knows her place.

Let me know how you get on!"
so far its not working ive just been called a lot of names and blocked by 3 friends! next?

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By *SweetVioletxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

You get what you ask for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies!!! Not smelly twats wish theyd hurry up with smello vision

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

You need to meet them in a car park, it's where all the ladies hang out

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

scratch and sniff test on me, if you wish OP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to meet them in a car park, it's where all the ladies hang out

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i dnt drive and walkin around car parks with a hard on is frowned upon up here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"scratch and sniff test on me, if you wish OP!

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i was excited reading your profile but GUM clinic put me off had a few with bad teeth so sorry but thanks

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"You need to meet them in a car park, it's where all the ladies hang out

i dnt drive and walkin around car parks with a hard on is frowned upon up here

You don't need to drive, you can just pretend you are collecting parking fees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's realized that women burp and fart lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real ladies prefer a real man….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Real ladies prefer a real man….

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so ive to walk around car parks burping and farting to attract a lady hmmm....

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

Didn't you know that they say not to brush your teeth before a meet as it keeps the little nasties away!

BTW, love your profile - very funny. When are we going to see part 2?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Didn't you know that they say not to brush your teeth before a meet as it keeps the little nasties away!

BTW, love your profile - very funny. When are we going to see part 2?

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thank you x pt 2 very soon

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