FabSwingers.com forum: Ridiculously horny

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm ridiculously horny, but Mother Nature's paying the Mrs a visit. Anybody up for some dirty chat?

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over a year ago

Has mother nature stopped her mouth working too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

absolutely lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has mother nature stopped her mouth working too?

No, but She has given her a stinking headache and stomach cramps. I think it might be a tad insensitive to just stalk up to her, whip my cock out and grunt 'Suck this!'

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over a year ago

"Has mother nature stopped her mouth working too?

No, but She has given her a stinking headache and stomach cramps. I think it might be a tad insensitive to just stalk up to her, whip my cock out and grunt 'Suck this!'

Typical man!

I meant that she could talk dirty to you

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

How about making her a nice drink, putting a duvet on her and a nice dvd on and cuddling up with her? I'm sure she'll thank you in an appropriate way when she can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has mother nature stopped her mouth working too?

No, but She has given her a stinking headache and stomach cramps. I think it might be a tad insensitive to just stalk up to her, whip my cock out and grunt 'Suck this!'

Typical man!

I meant that she could talk dirty to you

I really am a caveman! That said, I don't think she's particularly in the mood for that either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about making her a nice drink, putting a duvet on her and a nice dvd on and cuddling up with her? I'm sure she'll thank you in an appropriate way when she can.

Sounds like a plan.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I'm ridiculously horny, but Mother Nature's paying the Mrs a visit. Anybody up for some dirty chat?"

It is not a permanent state; and you'll live, each and every month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not run a hot steamy shower and have your fun in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the Mrs that is lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ridiculously horny, but Mother Nature's paying the Mrs a visit. Anybody up for some dirty chat?

It is not a permanent state; and you'll live, each and every month

I'm not sure I will. I'm losing a lot of blood to a certain area and feeling quite light-headed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about making her a nice drink, putting a duvet on her and a nice dvd on and cuddling up with her? I'm sure she'll thank you in an appropriate way when she can.

can you come move in with me that sounds so nice

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